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"Couldn't think of a reason not to "Not my type | |||
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"Couldn't think of a reason not to
Not my type"You have no head and half a body and it sounds too difficult | |||
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"Couldn't think of a reason not to
Not my type
You have no head and half a body and it sounds too difficult "You won't put in the effort | |||
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"Couldn't think of a reason not to
Not my type
You have no head and half a body and it sounds too difficult
You won't put in the effort "Id lay there like a sack of spuds and you wouldnt enjoy it | |||
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"Couldn't think of a reason not to
Not my type
You have no head and half a body and it sounds too difficult
You won't put in the effort
Id lay there like a sack of spuds and you wouldnt enjoy it "Not true I love spuds  | |||
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"I'm running out of bacon material " I'm not keen on his trotters | |||
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"I'm running out of bacon material I'm not keen on his trotters " Someones already kissed her ass | |||
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"I'm running out of bacon material I'm not keen on his trotters Someones already kissed her ass" I would but, your in Stockton of all places  | |||
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"If I was porking out my arse, I'd be looking to fillet 🥁 " I dont understand him sometimes so he might try and put it in my ear when i mishear him and i dont want a hospital admission | |||
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"Would have to fuck you more than once, too much I want to do to you" Id be scared of what he wants to do to me | |||
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"Would have to fuck you more than once, too much I want to do to you Id be scared of what he wants to do to me " You'd be dirtier than me I bet | |||
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"Would have to fuck you more than once, too much I want to do to you Id be scared of what he wants to do to me " I'd be scared of what you'd ask me to do to you | |||
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"Would have to fuck you more than once, too much I want to do to you Id be scared of what he wants to do to me I'd be scared of what you'd ask me to do to you "Clean the grout on my tiles ? | |||
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"Would have to fuck you more than once, too much I want to do to you Id be scared of what he wants to do to me I'd be scared of what you'd ask me to do to you
Clean the grout on my tiles ?"We would but you’re out of our league  | |||
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"I can't get it up unless you pee on me!" I dont like piss play | |||
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"Would have to fuck you more than once, too much I want to do to you Id be scared of what he wants to do to me I'd be scared of what you'd ask me to do to you
Clean the grout on my tiles ?"filthy minx x | |||
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"I can't get it up unless you pee on me! I dont like piss play " I don't play pissed | |||
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"I’m not big " Hes always too busy | |||
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"I’m not big Hes always too busy " I'm too tired | |||
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"She doesn't have 25 thighs" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"She doesn't have 25 thighs 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣" there's not 24 other clones of her either | |||
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"She doesn't have 25 thighs 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣there's not 24 other clones of her either" Hes too witty for me | |||
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"She doesn't have 25 thighs 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣there's not 24 other clones of her either Hes too witty for me " because I can't work out if she's laughing at me or my cock | |||
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"She doesn't have 25 thighs 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣there's not 24 other clones of her either Hes too witty for me because I can't work out if she's laughing at me or my cock " Its big enough to take it | |||
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"She doesn't have 25 thighs 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣there's not 24 other clones of her either Hes too witty for me because I can't work out if she's laughing at me or my cock Its big enough to take it " but 24 more times? | |||
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"She doesn't have 25 thighs 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣there's not 24 other clones of her either Hes too witty for me because I can't work out if she's laughing at me or my cock Its big enough to take it but 24 more times?" Sorry 25 is my number | |||
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"Sticks to the rules " I have morning glory and it's hard to take a piss without pissing on the light fitting | |||
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"Sticks to the rules I have morning glory and it's hard to take a piss without pissing on the light fitting" Hes too busy pissing in the wrong direction | |||
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"Sticks to the rules I have morning glory and it's hard to take a piss without pissing on the light fitting Hes too busy pissing in the wrong direction " she won't take the hint and guide me home | |||
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"Sticks to the rules I have morning glory and it's hard to take a piss without pissing on the light fitting Hes too busy pissing in the wrong direction she won't take the hint and guide me home "He doesnt know how to get home | |||
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"Sticks to the rules I have morning glory and it's hard to take a piss without pissing on the light fitting Hes too busy pissing in the wrong direction she won't take the hint and guide me home
He doesnt know how to get home"she won't send me her address to get home | |||
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"He wants thickthighs more " You want a dominant. 😫🥴 | |||
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"He wants thickthighs more " you don't smell of bacon so much | |||
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"He wants thickthighs more You want a dominant. 😫🥴" Im just about to jump in the shower....byeee! | |||
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"He wants thickthighs more You want a dominant. 😫🥴 Im just about to jump in the shower....byeee!" They didnt invite me to shower | |||
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"He wants thickthighs more You want a dominant. 😫🥴 Im just about to jump in the shower....byeee! They didnt invite me to shower " she wants to wash off the bacon juice | |||
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"He wants thickthighs more You want a dominant. 😫🥴 Im just about to jump in the shower....byeee! They didnt invite me to shower she wants to wash off the bacon juice" Hes obsessed with bacon juice were im more into the meat | |||
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"He wants thickthighs more You want a dominant. 😫🥴 Im just about to jump in the shower....byeee! They didnt invite me to shower she wants to wash off the bacon juice Hes obsessed with bacon juice were im more into the meat" you're too obsessed with my meat | |||
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"He wants thickthighs more You want a dominant. 😫🥴 Im just about to jump in the shower....byeee! They didnt invite me to shower she wants to wash off the bacon juice Hes obsessed with bacon juice were im more into the meat you're too obsessed with my meat" Your not sizzled enough for me | |||
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"He wants thickthighs more You want a dominant. 😫🥴 Im just about to jump in the shower....byeee! They didnt invite me to shower she wants to wash off the bacon juice Hes obsessed with bacon juice were im more into the meat you're too obsessed with my meat Your not sizzled enough for me " But unfortunately you are too far away... | |||
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"He wants thickthighs more You want a dominant. 😫🥴 Im just about to jump in the shower....byeee! They didnt invite me to shower she wants to wash off the bacon juice Hes obsessed with bacon juice were im more into the meat you're too obsessed with my meat Your not sizzled enough for me But unfortunately you are too far away..." Doesn't think thighs is worth the mileage  | |||
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"He wants thickthighs more You want a dominant. 😫🥴 Im just about to jump in the shower....byeee! They didnt invite me to shower she wants to wash off the bacon juice Hes obsessed with bacon juice were im more into the meat you're too obsessed with my meat Your not sizzled enough for me But unfortunately you are too far away... Doesn't think thighs is worth the mileage "Too many cock pics on the profile. I prefer the one who uses it and doesn't show his dick.😉 mrs | |||
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"He wants thickthighs more You want a dominant. 😫🥴 Im just about to jump in the shower....byeee! They didnt invite me to shower she wants to wash off the bacon juice Hes obsessed with bacon juice were im more into the meat you're too obsessed with my meat Your not sizzled enough for me But unfortunately you are too far away... Doesn't think thighs is worth the mileage
Too many cock pics on the profile. I prefer the one who uses it and doesn't show his dick.😉 mrs"Too few pics of him on the profile, I want to see who im fucking | |||
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"He wants thickthighs more You want a dominant. 😫🥴 Im just about to jump in the shower....byeee! They didnt invite me to shower she wants to wash off the bacon juice Hes obsessed with bacon juice were im more into the meat you're too obsessed with my meat Your not sizzled enough for me But unfortunately you are too far away... Doesn't think thighs is worth the mileage
Too many cock pics on the profile. I prefer the one who uses it and doesn't show his dick.😉 mrs"Shes not a fan of his penis | |||
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"He wants thickthighs more You want a dominant. 😫🥴 Im just about to jump in the shower....byeee! They didnt invite me to shower she wants to wash off the bacon juice Hes obsessed with bacon juice were im more into the meat you're too obsessed with my meat Your not sizzled enough for me But unfortunately you are too far away... Doesn't think thighs is worth the mileage
Too many cock pics on the profile. I prefer the one who uses it and doesn't show his dick.😉 mrs
Shes not a fan of his penis "she talks about other men's penises | |||
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"He wants thickthighs more You want a dominant. 😫🥴 Im just about to jump in the shower....byeee! They didnt invite me to shower she wants to wash off the bacon juice Hes obsessed with bacon juice were im more into the meat you're too obsessed with my meat Your not sizzled enough for me But unfortunately you are too far away... Doesn't think thighs is worth the mileage
Too many cock pics on the profile. I prefer the one who uses it and doesn't show his dick.😉 mrs
Shes not a fan of his penis she talks about other men's penises "There's too much talk about penises | |||
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"He wants thickthighs more You want a dominant. 😫🥴 Im just about to jump in the shower....byeee! They didnt invite me to shower she wants to wash off the bacon juice Hes obsessed with bacon juice were im more into the meat you're too obsessed with my meat Your not sizzled enough for me But unfortunately you are too far away... Doesn't think thighs is worth the mileage
Too many cock pics on the profile. I prefer the one who uses it and doesn't show his dick.😉 mrs
Shes not a fan of his penis she talks about other men's penises
There's too much talk about penises "He has an aversion to penises | |||
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"He wants thickthighs more You want a dominant. 😫🥴 Im just about to jump in the shower....byeee! They didnt invite me to shower she wants to wash off the bacon juice Hes obsessed with bacon juice were im more into the meat you're too obsessed with my meat Your not sizzled enough for me But unfortunately you are too far away... Doesn't think thighs is worth the mileage
Too many cock pics on the profile. I prefer the one who uses it and doesn't show his dick.😉 mrs
Shes not a fan of his penis she talks about other men's penises
There's too much talk about penises
He has an aversion to penises "She don't like my aversion to penises | |||
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"Has a bed made out of former lovers penises" I’d rather fuck the girl in his pics. Fancy sharing? | |||
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"Has a bed made out of former lovers penises I’d rather fuck the girl in his pics. Fancy sharing?" Hed rather fuck girls in pics | |||
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"Has a bed made out of former lovers penises I’d rather fuck the girl in his pics. Fancy sharing? Hed rather fuck girls in pics " She won’t do a 3some with the girl in the pics | |||
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"No bacon or sausage on this one lets stick to the rules 🤣🤣" definitely have alot of fun with you x | |||
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"Has a bed made out of former lovers penises I’d rather fuck the girl in his pics. Fancy sharing? Hed rather fuck girls in pics She won’t do a 3some with the girl in the pics" Hes right i wont so guess im out | |||
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"Has a bed made out of former lovers penises I’d rather fuck the girl in his pics. Fancy sharing? Hed rather fuck girls in pics She won’t do a 3some with the girl in the pics Hes right i wont so guess im out " No but at all…😉 | |||
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"Has a bed made out of former lovers penises I’d rather fuck the girl in his pics. Fancy sharing? Hed rather fuck girls in pics She won’t do a 3some with the girl in the pics Hes right i wont so guess im out No but at all…😉" We're busy cleaning | |||
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"Has a bed made out of former lovers penises I’d rather fuck the girl in his pics. Fancy sharing? Hed rather fuck girls in pics She won’t do a 3some with the girl in the pics Hes right i wont so guess im out No but at all…😉 We're busy cleaning " I need to move a sofa no time for fun | |||
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"Has a bed made out of former lovers penises I’d rather fuck the girl in his pics. Fancy sharing? Hed rather fuck girls in pics She won’t do a 3some with the girl in the pics Hes right i wont so guess im out No but at all…😉 We're busy cleaning I need to move a sofa no time for fun" She has no time for fun | |||
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"No bacon or sausage on this one lets stick to the rules 🤣🤣" I'll get me coat.  | |||
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"No bacon or sausage on this one lets stick to the rules 🤣🤣 I'll get me coat. "I was about to find a reason, but that lemon meringue pie might make me reconsider! 🤣 | |||
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" ... you don't answer messages... " Hes too demanding | |||
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" ... you don't answer messages... Hes too demanding" Not sure if she'll let me take her shopping | |||
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" ... you don't answer messages... Hes too demanding Not sure if she'll let me take her shopping "I'd rather be balls deep in Thickthighs instead | |||
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"Just eaten and need a nana nap " She snores  | |||
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"Just eaten and need a nana nap She snores "He stole my bacon | |||
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"Just eaten and need a nana nap She snores
He stole my bacon "You wear socks to bed | |||
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"Just eaten and need a nana nap She snores
He stole my bacon
You wear socks to bed "He doesnt like my socks | |||
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"Just eaten and need a nana nap She snores
He stole my bacon
You wear socks to bed
He doesnt like my socks "She has sweaty feet | |||
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"Just eaten and need a nana nap She snores
He stole my bacon
You wear socks to bed
He doesnt like my socks
She has sweaty feet "He has a sausage | |||
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"Just eaten and need a nana nap She snores
He stole my bacon
You wear socks to bed
He doesnt like my socks
She has sweaty feet
He has a sausage "He wont lend me his towel | |||
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"Just eaten and need a nana nap She snores
He stole my bacon
You wear socks to bed
He doesnt like my socks
She has sweaty feet
He has a sausage
He wont lend me his towel "She’s just after the towel | |||
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"We got to know where the towel is!" The mask scares me | |||
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"Your cock isn't as big as thickthighs " I imagine you have a face only a mother could love ((cause your dick is good) | |||
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"Your cock isn't as big as thickthighs I imagine you have a face only a mother could love ((cause your dick is good)" But im not in your age range | |||
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"Doesn't really know how to hold a hose properly. " You don't know how to hold a fire extinguisher | |||
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"Doesn't really know how to hold a hose properly. You don't know how to hold a fire extinguisher " Im mesmerised by her breasts | |||
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"Doesn't really know how to hold a hose properly. You don't know how to hold a fire extinguisher Im mesmerised by her breasts " Same | |||
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"Doesn't really know how to hold a hose properly. You don't know how to hold a fire extinguisher " Haha, touche 🫡. | |||
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"Doesn't really know how to hold a hose properly. You don't know how to hold a fire extinguisher Im mesmerised by her breasts " Hes too mesmerised by her breasts | |||
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"Doesn't really know how to hold a hose properly. You don't know how to hold a fire extinguisher Haha, touche 🫡. " Hes too picky about socks and i like mine on | |||
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"Doesn't really know how to hold a hose properly. You don't know how to hold a fire extinguisher Haha, touche 🫡. Hes too picky about socks and i like mine on " The socks stink | |||
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"Doesn't really know how to hold a hose properly. You don't know how to hold a fire extinguisher Haha, touche 🫡. Hes too picky about socks and i like mine on The socks stink" You stink | |||
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"Doesn't really know how to hold a hose properly. You don't know how to hold a fire extinguisher Haha, touche 🫡. Hes too picky about socks and i like mine on The socks stink You stink " I need to go and get some air freshener | |||
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"I'd fuck you but I'm wearing a new, clean, t-shirt" Won't let me cum on her bew t-shirt. | |||
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"[FUCK Removed by poster at 14/06/25 16:49:43] "Stinks of Lynx Africa | |||
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"Im counting how many beans are in a tin" I'm counting all my tins of beans | |||
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"Im counting how many beans are in a tin I'm counting all my tins of beans" I'm counting how many people are counting tins of beans | |||
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"Im counting how many beans are in a tin I'm counting all my tins of beans I'm counting how many people are counting tins of beans" Ive lost count | |||
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"Im counting how many beans are in a tin" baked or butter | |||
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"Im counting how many beans are in a tinbaked or butter " He ignored me | |||
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"Im counting how many beans are in a tinbaked or butter He ignored me " well I never | |||
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"Im counting how many beans are in a tinbaked or butter He ignored me well I never " Too masculine | |||
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"Im counting how many beans are in a tinbaked or butter He ignored me well I never Too masculine" Too much of a stud | |||
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"Im counting how many beans are in a tinbaked or butter He ignored me well I never Too masculine Too much of a stud " Thighs to big I can’t wrap my hands around | |||
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"I need to squeeze my cock in between your boobs first.." My boobs not big enought | |||
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"I need to squeeze my cock in between your boobs first.." Im being bullied | |||
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"I need to squeeze my cock in between your boobs first.. My boobs not big enought" Issues 😂 | |||
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"I need to squeeze my cock in between your boobs first.. Im being bullied" Don’t like it rough | |||
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"I need to squeeze my cock in between your boobs first.. Im being bullied Don’t like it rough " Im too busy crying | |||
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"I need to squeeze my cock in between your boobs first.. Im being bullied Don’t like it rough Im too busy crying" I've used all the tissues | |||
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"I need to squeeze my cock in between your boobs first.. Im being bullied Don’t like it rough Im too busy crying" I ran out of tissues | |||
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"I need to squeeze my cock in between your boobs first.. Im being bullied Don’t like it rough Im too busy crying I ran out of tissues" I’ve only got wet wipes | |||
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"I need to squeeze my cock in between your boobs first.. Im being bullied Don’t like it rough Im too busy crying I ran out of tissues I’ve only got wet wipes" Im going to find someone who is nice to me | |||
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"I need to squeeze my cock in between your boobs first.. Im being bullied Don’t like it rough Im too busy crying I ran out of tissues I’ve only got wet wipes Im going to find someone who is nice to me " Not gonna find anyone nicer | |||
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"I need to squeeze my cock in between your boobs first.. Im being bullied Don’t like it rough Im too busy crying I ran out of tissues I’ve only got wet wipes Im going to find someone who is nice to me Not gonna find anyone nicer " You tell lies | |||
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"I need to squeeze my cock in between your boobs first.. Im being bullied Don’t like it rough Im too busy crying I ran out of tissues I’ve only got wet wipes Im going to find someone who is nice to me Not gonna find anyone nicer " (Cough, cough) | |||
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"I need to squeeze my cock in between your boobs first.. Im being bullied Don’t like it rough Im too busy crying I ran out of tissues I’ve only got wet wipes Im going to find someone who is nice to me Not gonna find anyone nicer (Cough, cough) "Seems like you might be under the weather | |||
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"I need to squeeze my cock in between your boobs first.. Im being bullied Don’t like it rough Im too busy crying I ran out of tissues I’ve only got wet wipes Im going to find someone who is nice to me Not gonna find anyone nicer (Cough, cough) "Your too busy coughing | |||
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"I need to squeeze my cock in between your boobs first.. Im being bullied Don’t like it rough Im too busy crying I ran out of tissues I’ve only got wet wipes Im going to find someone who is nice to me Not gonna find anyone nicer (Cough, cough)
Seems like you might be under the weather"You wont lend him your long johns | |||
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"I need to squeeze my cock in between your boobs first.. Im being bullied Don’t like it rough Im too busy crying I ran out of tissues I’ve only got wet wipes Im going to find someone who is nice to me Not gonna find anyone nicer (Cough, cough)
Seems like you might be under the weather
You wont lend him your long johns"She’s handing out hot chocolate | |||
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"I need to squeeze my cock in between your boobs first.. Im being bullied Don’t like it rough Im too busy crying I ran out of tissues I’ve only got wet wipes Im going to find someone who is nice to me Not gonna find anyone nicer (Cough, cough)
Seems like you might be under the weather
You wont lend him your long johns
She’s handing out hot chocolate "He doesnt want to | |||
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"I need to squeeze my cock in between your boobs first.. Im being bullied Don’t like it rough Im too busy crying I ran out of tissues I’ve only got wet wipes Im going to find someone who is nice to me Not gonna find anyone nicer (Cough, cough)
Seems like you might be under the weather
You wont lend him your long johns
She’s handing out hot chocolate
He doesnt want to"I want to but it hard to get a hold of her 😂 | |||
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"I need to squeeze my cock in between your boobs first.. Im being bullied Don’t like it rough Im too busy crying I ran out of tissues I’ve only got wet wipes Im going to find someone who is nice to me Not gonna find anyone nicer (Cough, cough)
Seems like you might be under the weather
You wont lend him your long johns
She’s handing out hot chocolate
He doesnt want to
I want to but it hard to get a hold of her 😂"Too slippery | |||
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"I want to but I can touch my toes at the moment " I know the feeling. | |||
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"I want to but I can touch my toes at the moment I know the feeling. "I'm all out of fucks | |||
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"I want to but I can touch my toes at the moment I know the feeling.
I'm all out of fucks "She’s out  | |||
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"I want to but I can touch my toes at the moment I know the feeling.
I'm all out of fucks "I’m painting my toe nails | |||
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"I’m watching the paint dry" Im playing with my pet snail | |||
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"I want to but I can touch my toes at the moment I know the feeling.
I'm all out of fucks
I’m painting my toe nails "I’d love to see my wife with a big guy | |||
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"I want to but I can touch my toes at the moment I know the feeling.
I'm all out of fucks
I’m painting my toe nails
I’d love to see my wife with a big guy "Hes looking for a big guy | |||
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"I want to but I can touch my toes at the moment I know the feeling.
I'm all out of fucks
I’m painting my toe nails
I’d love to see my wife with a big guy
Hes looking for a big guy"You called? | |||
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"I want to but I can touch my toes at the moment I know the feeling.
I'm all out of fucks
I’m painting my toe nails
I’d love to see my wife with a big guy
Hes looking for a big guy
You called? "I didnt call he did | |||
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"I want to but I can touch my toes at the moment I know the feeling.
I'm all out of fucks
I’m painting my toe nails
I’d love to see my wife with a big guy
Hes looking for a big guy
You called?
I didnt call he did "Damn. I'll get me coat | |||
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"He left" He says i stink | |||
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"He left He says i stink " Tells porkies, I said she had sweaty feet | |||
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"He left He says i stink Tells porkies, I said she had sweaty feet " He’s rude | |||
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"He left He says i stink Tells porkies, I said she had sweaty feet He’s rude " He’s not into men | |||
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"He left He says i stink Tells porkies, I said she had sweaty feet He’s rude He’s not into men" Im too ugly for you | |||
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"He left He says i stink Tells porkies, I said she had sweaty feet He’s rude He’s not into men Im too ugly for you" She has low self esteem | |||
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"He left He says i stink Tells porkies, I said she had sweaty feet He’s rude He’s not into men Im too ugly for you" If you're ugly, then I've got no chance. | |||
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"He left He says i stink Tells porkies, I said she had sweaty feet He’s rude He’s not into men Im too ugly for you She has low self esteem" He has shit banter | |||
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"He left He says i stink Tells porkies, I said she had sweaty feet He’s rude He’s not into men Im too ugly for you She has low self esteem He has shit banter " She prefers to cum first. | |||
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