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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 4 weeks ago

Stockton

Continuation

Goooo

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By *veragecouple2000Couple 4 weeks ago

South Wales

You’re only looking for men xx 😘

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By *ister SmoothMan 4 weeks ago

Bramhall

I'm bust thinking of a single reason why not... it's going to take a while...

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By *orthernMan1991Man 4 weeks ago

Seaburn

Your to busy thinking rather than having fun

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By *anchesterTaurusMan 4 weeks ago

Prestwich


"Continuation

Goooo"

I'm not done spanking you

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By *eeper ThanMan 4 weeks ago

Dartford

But Not worked out how to do buttons up yet

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By *i versMan 4 weeks ago

Kirkcaldy


"Continuation

Goooo"

I would definitely fuck you

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By *J-87Man 4 weeks ago

Donington

It's too hot

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 4 weeks ago

Stockton


"It's too hot"

He cant handle the heat 🔥

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By *orthernMan1991Man 4 weeks ago

Seaburn

You like the heat to much and wont play with my hose

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 4 weeks ago

Stockton


"You like the heat to much and wont play with my hose "

His hose sprays too fast

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By *i015Man 4 weeks ago

Millbrook, Southampton


"You like the heat to much and wont play with my hose

His hose sprays too fast"

You're above my league,I'm too ugly for you

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By *ustus5555Woman 4 weeks ago

Mansfield

Got to much work to do

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By *orthernMan1991Man 4 weeks ago

Seaburn

Too busy working to have the fun she wants

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By *hunky GentMan 4 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford

You're not my type.

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By *r Black 85Man 4 weeks ago

nottingham

I'm on the run😎😎😎😎😎

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By *veragecouple2000Couple 4 weeks ago

South Wales

I’m stuck in work for the rest of the afternoon xx

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By *it4uMan 4 weeks ago

Brighton / lancashie / SW France

I’d fuck you but…. give me 5mins rest from that 2hr session.

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By *wnedslut-KittyWoman 4 weeks ago

Kittys Lane

He's fallen asleep and is snoring now

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By *eneralKenobiMan 4 weeks ago

North Angus

The usual fab distance curse is in effect

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By *ndymac888Man 4 weeks ago

Dumbarton

I’m at a good part of my book 😜

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By *rown.studMan 4 weeks ago

Thornaby

My lawyer says do not indulge in any sexual activity

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By *veragecouple2000Couple 4 weeks ago

South Wales

I don’t want to disturb his reading xx

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By *hunky GentMan 4 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"I don’t want to disturb his reading xx "

Im not sure her boss would appreciate us fucking on his desk.

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By (user no longer on site) 4 weeks ago

Just got out the bath

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By *ust-for-fun-72Man 4 weeks ago

south shops

Have to stay professional... Continue with the autopsy

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By *rgasmdonorMan 4 weeks ago

millstreet


"Continuation

Goooo"

You won't let me take my cock from your ass

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By *fffunCouple 4 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

I got a deadline

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By *rown.studMan 4 weeks ago

Thornaby


"I got a deadline"

Can’t disturb her at work

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By *hunky GentMan 4 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"I got a deadline"

Where's my defibrillator?

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By *imandher123456Couple 4 weeks ago

gosport


"I got a deadline"

We're looking for bi couples

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By *ndymac888Man 4 weeks ago

Dumbarton


"I don’t want to disturb his reading xx "

Well exceptions can be made for the exceptional 😜.

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By *r Black 85Man 4 weeks ago

nottingham

I think you got bored of waiting 😎😎😎😎😎

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 4 weeks ago

Stockton


"I think you got bored of waiting 😎😎😎😎😎"

He takes too long

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By *arrenhertsmanMan 4 weeks ago

Hatfield


"I think you got bored of waiting 😎😎😎😎😎

He takes too long "

She likes it quick

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By *peedyGMan 4 weeks ago

Telford


"I think you got bored of waiting 😎😎😎😎😎

He takes too long

She likes it quick "

He's not as speedy as me

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By *arrenhertsmanMan 4 weeks ago

Hatfield


"I think you got bored of waiting 😎😎😎😎😎

He takes too long

She likes it quick

He's not as speedy as me"

I’m taking that as a compliment

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By *ackson692024Man 4 weeks ago

Pontypridd


"Continuation

Goooo"

I don't think I'd ever be able to take my tongue from your ass!! 😈

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By *r Black 85Man 4 weeks ago

nottingham

He's unable to tear himself away😎😎😎😎😎

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By *impleSailorMan 4 weeks ago

the moon

But what....

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By (user no longer on site) 4 weeks ago

Its that time of month 🤣🤣

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 4 weeks ago

Stockton


"Its that time of month 🤣🤣"

Its a "bloody" no go

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By *peedyGMan 4 weeks ago

Telford


"Its that time of month 🤣🤣

Its a "bloody" no go"

It will be messy

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By *emptme1993Man 4 weeks ago

manchester

[Removed by poster at 25/06/25 19:31:05]

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 4 weeks ago

Stockton


"[Removed by poster at 25/06/25 19:31:05]"

He never knows what to say lately

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By *ondiego85Man 4 weeks ago

nottingham


"[Removed by poster at 25/06/25 19:31:05]

He never knows what to say lately "

To be honest, this time I think I won’t resist and just enjoy a shag with you.

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By *eeper ThanMan 4 weeks ago

Dartford

Try and work out his hand writing

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 4 weeks ago

Stockton


"[Removed by poster at 25/06/25 19:31:05]

He never knows what to say lately

To be honest, this time I think I won’t resist and just enjoy a shag with you. "

But i dont have red hair

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By *arrenhertsmanMan 4 weeks ago

Hatfield


"[Removed by poster at 25/06/25 19:31:05]

He never knows what to say lately

To be honest, this time I think I won’t resist and just enjoy a shag with you.

But i dont have red hair "

I forgot the red dye ..

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By (user no longer on site) 4 weeks ago


"Its that time of month 🤣🤣

Its a "bloody" no go"

Bloody is 🤣

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By *r Black 85Man 4 weeks ago

nottingham


"Its that time of month 🤣🤣

Its a "bloody" no go

Bloody is 🤣"

He hasn't used it in a while 😎😎😎😎😎

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By *cLovin2Man 4 weeks ago

London


"Continuation

Goooo"

But you're as ugly as sin and I'm d*unk, not blind 🤷🏽‍♂️🤣

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 4 weeks ago

Stockton


"Continuation

Goooo

But you're as ugly as sin and I'm d*unk, not blind 🤷🏽‍♂️🤣"

Ah ❤️ i like you too 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By *aizyWoman 4 weeks ago

west midlands


"Continuation

Goooo

But you're as ugly as sin and I'm d*unk, not blind 🤷🏽‍♂️🤣

Ah ❤️ i like you too 🤣🤣🤣🤣"

Too busy getting d*unk with her

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By (user no longer on site) 4 weeks ago


"Its that time of month 🤣🤣

Its a "bloody" no go

Bloody is 🤣

He hasn't used it in a while 😎😎😎😎😎"

A very long while

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By *fffunCouple 4 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

I'm going to overlook and underuse him

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By *r Black 85Man 4 weeks ago

nottingham


"I'm going to overlook and underuse him"

"she don't let nobody" 😎😎😎😎😎

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By *rtwisted98Man 4 weeks ago

Market harborough

I'm interested why

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By *h3rry Bomb80Man 4 weeks ago

from mars


"I'm interested why "

It’s with your own dick

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By *hunky GentMan 4 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford

I've lost track of whom is not fucking whom.

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By (user no longer on site) 4 weeks ago

I don’t want to cause u an injury

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By *pontaneous_coupleCouple 4 weeks ago

Hoddesdon


"I don’t want to cause u an injury "
we prefer couples or women

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By *elshyXOMan 4 weeks ago

here & there


"I don’t want to cause u an injury we prefer couples or women "

I wouldnt stand a chance with you

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 4 weeks ago

Stockton


"I don’t want to cause u an injury we prefer couples or women

I wouldnt stand a chance with you"

Your too busy on your knees doing as your told

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By *isterBlondMan 4 weeks ago

weston


"I don’t want to cause u an injury we prefer couples or women

I wouldnt stand a chance with you

Your too busy on your knees doing as your told "

You’re too busy not on your knees, doing as you’re told..

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By *elshyXOMan 4 weeks ago

here & there


"I don’t want to cause u an injury we prefer couples or women

I wouldnt stand a chance with you

Your too busy on your knees doing as your told "

Thats the best place for me - now which spots am I occupying & whom do I serve?

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By *h-why-notMan 4 weeks ago

Isle of Wight


"Continuation

Cant think of a reason i wouldnt

Goooo"

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By *de81Man 4 weeks ago

Hitchin


"Continuation

Goooo

But you're as ugly as sin and I'm d*unk, not blind 🤷🏽‍♂️🤣

Ah ❤️ i like you too 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Too busy getting d*unk with her"

Wait, there's supposed to be a "but"? I can't think of one, can I just use yours?

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By *hunky GentMan 4 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford

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By *hunky GentMan 4 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford

His chat up lines are better than mine.

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 4 weeks ago

Stockton


"His chat up lines are better than mine. "

He has chat up lines?

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By *h-why-notMan 4 weeks ago

Isle of Wight


"His chat up lines are better than mine.

He has chat up lines? "

All have chat up lines

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By *ideshaft1971Man 4 weeks ago

Midlands

I’ve already cum in your mouth

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 4 weeks ago

Stockton


"I’ve already cum in your mouth"

I hope you didnt leave a mess on his mouth 🤣🤣🤣

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By *ideshaft1971Man 4 weeks ago

Midlands

lol. Don’t know if he enjoyed it

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 4 weeks ago

Stockton


"lol. Don’t know if he enjoyed it"

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By *de81Man 4 weeks ago

Hitchin


"His chat up lines are better than mine.

He has chat up lines? "

They're more like linear equations in multidimensional space, aka out of this world

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By *h-why-notMan 4 weeks ago

Isle of Wight


"lol. Don’t know if he enjoyed it"

I didnt 🤣🤣

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By *ideshaft1971Man 4 weeks ago

Midlands

Maybe you should try too lol

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 4 weeks ago

Stockton


"His chat up lines are better than mine.

He has chat up lines?

They're more like linear equations in multidimensional space, aka out of this world "

Ahhhh now i get it

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 4 weeks ago

Stockton


"lol. Don’t know if he enjoyed it

I didnt 🤣🤣"

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 youd rather i was wouldnt you 👅

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By *elshyXOMan 4 weeks ago

here & there


"Maybe you should try too lol"

Im open wide…

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By *ideshaft1971Man 4 weeks ago

Midlands


"Maybe you should try too lol

Im open wide…"

So much choice

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By *elshyXOMan 4 weeks ago

here & there


"Maybe you should try too lol

Im open wide…

So much choice"

Well dont waste it not but also remember it can be shared

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By *de81Man 4 weeks ago

Hitchin


"His chat up lines are better than mine.

He has chat up lines?

They're more like linear equations in multidimensional space, aka out of this world

One of them could lead to heaven

Ahhhh now i get it "

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By *ideshaft1971Man 4 weeks ago

Midlands


"Maybe you should try too lol

Im open wide…

So much choice

Well dont waste it not but also remember it can be shared"

Always lots to go round lol

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 4 weeks ago

Stockton


"Maybe you should try too lol

Im open wide…

So much choice

Well dont waste it not but also remember it can be shared

Always lots to go round lol"

Sharings caring lads get at it

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By *ideshaft1971Man 4 weeks ago

Midlands


"Maybe you should try too lol

Im open wide…

So much choice

Well dont waste it not but also remember it can be shared

Always lots to go round lol

Sharings caring lads get at it "

Lol

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By *elshyXOMan 4 weeks ago

here & there


"Maybe you should try too lol

Im open wide…

So much choice

Well dont waste it not but also remember it can be shared

Always lots to go round lol

Sharings caring lads get at it "

You not having a sample yourself?

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By *helamontsCouple 4 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Were soft swing only ...

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By *rown.studMan 4 weeks ago

Thornaby

I’m too young for you

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By *ondiego85Man 4 weeks ago

nottingham

I’m too handsome for you

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By *onforming_deviantWoman 4 weeks ago

Hull


"I’m too handsome for you "

You skipped leg day

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By *uckyjim426Man 4 weeks ago

Doncaster

You'd need another long break

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By *rtwisted98Man 4 weeks ago

Market harborough

Please elaborate

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By *hemackisbackMan 4 weeks ago

Carlisle


"I’m too handsome for you

You skipped leg day"

I’m scared you’ll find something to roast about me during it and I’m scared I’ll like it

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By *rMrs8790Couple 4 weeks ago

Southampton

But I'm afraid you might disappear for another two years after it

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By *urenutsMan 4 weeks ago

waltham cross/Harrow HA1


"But I'm afraid you might disappear for another two years after it"

But it's to hot

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By *amher14Man 4 weeks ago

sunderland


"Continuation

Goooo"

You’ve stopped replying to me

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By *peedyGMan 4 weeks ago

Telford


"Continuation

Goooo

You’ve stopped replying to me "

I'm brushing my teeth

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By *cLovin2Man 4 weeks ago

London


"Continuation

Goooo

But you're as ugly as sin and I'm d*unk, not blind 🤷🏽‍♂️🤣

Ah ❤️ i like you too 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Too busy getting d*unk with her"

Funny thing is I don't even like alcohol 🤷🏽‍♂️😂 it's revolting.

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By *cLovin2Man 4 weeks ago

London

I'd fuck you but...

I suffer from premature ejaculation and I came when you said Hello

😂

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By *helamontsCouple 4 weeks ago

Edinburgh

My split ends are playing up today ...

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By *hemackisbackMan 4 weeks ago

Carlisle


"But I'm afraid you might disappear for another two years after it"

Only if I’m disappearing with you two 🫶🏼

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 4 weeks ago

Stockton


"My split ends are playing up today ... "

Im painting my toenails

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By *eckard25Man 4 weeks ago

North West Durham


"My split ends are playing up today ...

Im painting my toenails "

I broke my penis in a gardening related incident

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By *elshyXOMan 4 weeks ago

here & there


"My split ends are playing up today ... "

I have to wait until im older

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By *helamontsCouple 4 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"My split ends are playing up today ...

Im painting my toenails

I broke my penis in a gardening related incident "

Sorry, too much gardening to do ...

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By *ondiego85Man 4 weeks ago

nottingham


"My split ends are playing up today ...

Im painting my toenails

I broke my penis in a gardening related incident "

You’re an android. And all these penises will be lost like tears in the rain. It’s time to wank.

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By *eckard25Man 4 weeks ago

North West Durham


"My split ends are playing up today ...

Im painting my toenails

I broke my penis in a gardening related incident

You’re an android. And all these penises will be lost like tears in the rain. It’s time to wank."

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 4 weeks ago

Stockton


"My split ends are playing up today ...

Im painting my toenails

I broke my penis in a gardening related incident

You’re an android. And all these penises will be lost like tears in the rain. It’s time to wank.

"

Your too smiley for me

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By *llFunPlayMan 4 weeks ago

Woking


"My split ends are playing up today ...

Im painting my toenails

I broke my penis in a gardening related incident

You’re an android. And all these penises will be lost like tears in the rain. It’s time to wank.

Your too smiley for me "

i just finished wanking over your pics

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By *eneralKenobiMan 4 weeks ago

North Angus

Little too penisy for me

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 4 weeks ago

Stockton


"Little too penisy for me "

Got better legs than me

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By *quirrel!Man 4 weeks ago

L

I like teasing you too much!

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 4 weeks ago

Stockton


"I like teasing you too much! "

Your too much of a flirt

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By *oPantsJustVibesMan 4 weeks ago

Staines

You’re too far ☹️

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By *H-XXIIIMan 4 weeks ago

Gander

Has dangly bits

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By *Silver-Man 4 weeks ago

North Wales

But I'm about to watch some youtubes about power tools

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By *eeper ThanMan 4 weeks ago

Dartford

His made me want to have a coffee now

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 4 weeks ago

Stockton


"His made me want to have a coffee now"

I dont like coffee

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By *rinceless PrincessWoman 4 weeks ago

Gloucester


"His made me want to have a coffee now

I dont like coffee"

She doesn’t like coffee

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By *hunky GentMan 4 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford

Another person who dislikes coffee here.

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By *weet and SpiceCouple 4 weeks ago

Around the Midlands


"Another person who dislikes coffee here. "

He doesn't know what he's missing

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 4 weeks ago

Stockton


"Another person who dislikes coffee here.

He doesn't know what he's missing"

Id rather miss it 👅

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By *hunky GentMan 4 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"Another person who dislikes coffee here.

He doesn't know what he's missing

Id rather miss it 👅"

Blimey, we do have something in common.

X

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By *imntonicCouple 4 weeks ago

thirsk


"Another person who dislikes coffee here.

He doesn't know what he's missing"

My husband would beat me to it

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By *arrenhertsmanMan 4 weeks ago

Hatfield


"Another person who dislikes coffee here.

He doesn't know what he's missing

My husband would beat me to it"

I don’t want her husband to beat me .. to it

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By *H-XXIIIMan 4 weeks ago

Gander

It's Darren and not Doreen.

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 4 weeks ago

Stockton


"It's Darren and not Doreen."

Its DH-XXIII and not dave

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By *weet and SpiceCouple 4 weeks ago

Around the Midlands


"It's Darren and not Doreen.

Its DH-XXIII and not dave "

Had a peek and lost all train of thought

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By *H-XXIIIMan 4 weeks ago

Gander


"It's Darren and not Doreen.

Its DH-XXIII and not dave "

...🤔...trying to find a reason not to🤷‍♂️.

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By *arrenhertsmanMan 4 weeks ago

Hatfield


"It's Darren and not Doreen.

Its DH-XXIII and not dave "

I’m big (blah blah blah) but can’t reach Stockton …

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By *arrenhertsmanMan 4 weeks ago

Hatfield


"It's Darren and not Doreen.

Its DH-XXIII and not dave

...🤔...trying to find a reason not to🤷‍♂️."

Agreeing with him on TT25

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By *fffunCouple 4 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

I'm confused 🤔

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By *eneralKenobiMan 4 weeks ago

North Angus


"I'm confused 🤔 "

Because she’s confused 🤷🏻‍♂️

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By *eardedguy83Man 4 weeks ago

Worcestershire


"I'm confused 🤔 "

You and me both 🧐

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By *ulian701Man 4 weeks ago

Bicester

Those nipples need clamping first and tighten those restraints

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By *utualMan 4 weeks ago

Bawtry

I only fuck women

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By *eeper ThanMan 4 weeks ago

Dartford

I’d spend too long having to try and tie that bow tie

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By *peedyGMan 4 weeks ago

Telford

[Removed by poster at 26/06/25 12:37:39]

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By *peedyGMan 4 weeks ago

Telford

He's not a woman

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By *allnHandsome12Man 4 weeks ago

Teesside

I’m not quick enough

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By *ancashireredheadWoman 4 weeks ago

Up North

I’m having a lunchtime nap

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 4 weeks ago

Stockton


"I’m having a lunchtime nap "

That sounds dreamy so so am i ❤️

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By *peedyGMan 4 weeks ago

Telford

She's sleeping

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By *ekked JackMan 4 weeks ago

South Lanarkshire

I'm ten thousandth in the queue.. will be limp by then

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By *hunky GentMan 4 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"I’m having a lunchtime nap "

And your point is?

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By *peedyGMan 4 weeks ago

Telford


"I’m having a lunchtime nap

That sounds dreamy so so am i ❤️"

I'm washing mine down

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 4 weeks ago

Stockton


"I’m having a lunchtime nap

And your point is? "

He likes fucking sleeping women

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By *peedyGMan 4 weeks ago

Telford


"I’m having a lunchtime nap

And your point is?

He likes fucking sleeping women"

I'm too weirded out

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By *hunky GentMan 4 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"I’m having a lunchtime nap

And your point is?

He likes fucking sleeping women"

Unfortunately, she's not dreaming of me.

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By *eneralKenobiMan 4 weeks ago

North Angus

I just like you as a friend

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 4 weeks ago

Stockton


"I just like you as a friend "

Your a general and i dont like rules so id always be in trouble

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By *ommyShelbyXXXMan 4 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"I just like you as a friend

Your a general and i dont like rules so id always be in trouble "

You'd always come back for more 😉

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By *peedyGMan 4 weeks ago

Telford


"I just like you as a friend

Your a general and i dont like rules so id always be in trouble

You'd always come back for more 😉"

He's too greedy

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple 4 weeks ago

Wolverhampton


"I just like you as a friend

Your a general and i dont like rules so id always be in trouble

You'd always come back for more 😉

He's too greedy "

He's too speedy 😂

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By *dnxyzMan 4 weeks ago

LondonX


"I just like you as a friend

Your a general and i dont like rules so id always be in trouble

You'd always come back for more 😉

He's too greedy

He's too speedy 😂"

Have to wait until hubby is done first!

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By *ereFlix75Man 4 weeks ago

Hitchin


"I just like you as a friend

Your a general and i dont like rules so id always be in trouble

You'd always come back for more 😉

He's too greedy

He's too speedy 😂

Have to wait until hubby is done first!"

he's busy with wolvescpl

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By *peedyGMan 4 weeks ago

Telford


"I just like you as a friend

Your a general and i dont like rules so id always be in trouble

You'd always come back for more 😉

He's too greedy

He's too speedy 😂

Have to wait until hubby is done first!

he's busy with wolvescpl"

I don't do group fun

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By *uitedandbuffedMan 4 weeks ago

England


"I just like you as a friend

Your a general and i dont like rules so id always be in trouble

You'd always come back for more 😉

He's too greedy

He's too speedy 😂

Have to wait until hubby is done first!

he's busy with wolvescpl

I don't do group fun "

I dont look as good in tight shorts

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 4 weeks ago

Stockton


"I just like you as a friend

Your a general and i dont like rules so id always be in trouble

You'd always come back for more 😉

He's too greedy

He's too speedy 😂

Have to wait until hubby is done first!

he's busy with wolvescpl

I don't do group fun

I dont look as good in tight shorts "

Im working or i deffo would tbh

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By *peedyGMan 4 weeks ago

Telford


"I just like you as a friend

Your a general and i dont like rules so id always be in trouble

You'd always come back for more 😉

He's too greedy

He's too speedy 😂

Have to wait until hubby is done first!

he's busy with wolvescpl

I don't do group fun

I dont look as good in tight shorts

Im working or i deffo would tbh"

She's busy working

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 4 weeks ago

Stockton


"I just like you as a friend

Your a general and i dont like rules so id always be in trouble

You'd always come back for more 😉

He's too greedy

He's too speedy 😂

Have to wait until hubby is done first!

he's busy with wolvescpl

I don't do group fun

I dont look as good in tight shorts

Im working or i deffo would tbh

She's busy working "

Im busy working or id let you join too 🤣

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By *peedyGMan 4 weeks ago

Telford

[Removed by poster at 26/06/25 13:32:23]

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By *peedyGMan 4 weeks ago

Telford


"I just like you as a friend

Your a general and i dont like rules so id always be in trouble

You'd always come back for more 😉

He's too greedy

He's too speedy 😂

Have to wait until hubby is done first!

he's busy with wolvescpl

I don't do group fun

I dont look as good in tight shorts

Im working or i deffo would tbh

She's busy working

Im busy working or id let you join too 🤣"

An offer i couldn't refuse

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By *round_the_FurMan 4 weeks ago

Magherafelt

[Removed by poster at 26/06/25 13:33:18]

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By *hunky GentMan 4 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"[fuck Removed by poster at 26/06/25 13:33:18]"

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By *ancashireredheadWoman 4 weeks ago

Up North

I’m groggy from my nap

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 4 weeks ago

Bristol


"I’m groggy from my nap"

I don’t want to

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By *carlettsWoman 4 weeks ago

Harpenden


"I’m groggy from my nap

I don’t want to "

You stuck your finger up

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By *ancashireredheadWoman 4 weeks ago

Up North

[Removed by poster at 26/06/25 13:38:18]

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By *oodo69Man 4 weeks ago

London (visiting frequently)


"[Removed by poster at 26/06/25 13:38:18]"

Im over 50….😩

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 4 weeks ago

Stockton


"[Removed by poster at 26/06/25 13:38:18]

Im over 50….😩"

Your naked at sea

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By *oodo69Man 4 weeks ago

London (visiting frequently)


"[Removed by poster at 26/06/25 13:38:18]

Im over 50….😩

Your naked at sea "

Im very close to land….

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By *hunky GentMan 4 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"[Removed by poster at 26/06/25 13:38:18]

Im over 50….😩

Your naked at sea "

I get the impression that she doesn't find me attractive 😏

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