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"Continuation Goooo" I'm not done spanking you ![]() | |||
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"Continuation Goooo" I would definitely fuck you | |||
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"It's too hot" He cant handle the heat 🔥 | |||
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"You like the heat to much and wont play with my hose " His hose sprays too fast | |||
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"You like the heat to much and wont play with my hose His hose sprays too fast" You're above my league,I'm too ugly for you | |||
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"I don’t want to disturb his reading xx " Im not sure her boss would appreciate us fucking on his desk. ![]() | |||
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"Continuation Goooo" You won't let me take my cock from your ass | |||
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"I got a deadline" Can’t disturb her at work | |||
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"I got a deadline" Where's my defibrillator? | |||
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"I got a deadline" We're looking for bi couples | |||
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"I don’t want to disturb his reading xx " Well exceptions can be made for the exceptional 😜. | |||
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"I think you got bored of waiting 😎😎😎😎😎" He takes too long | |||
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"I think you got bored of waiting 😎😎😎😎😎 He takes too long " She likes it quick | |||
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"I think you got bored of waiting 😎😎😎😎😎 He takes too long She likes it quick " He's not as speedy as me | |||
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"I think you got bored of waiting 😎😎😎😎😎 He takes too long She likes it quick He's not as speedy as me" I’m taking that as a compliment | |||
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"Continuation Goooo" I don't think I'd ever be able to take my tongue from your ass!! 😈 | |||
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"Its that time of month 🤣🤣" Its a "bloody" no go | |||
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"Its that time of month 🤣🤣 Its a "bloody" no go" It will be messy | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 25/06/25 19:31:05]" He never knows what to say lately | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 25/06/25 19:31:05] He never knows what to say lately " To be honest, this time I think I won’t resist and just enjoy a shag with you. ![]() | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 25/06/25 19:31:05] He never knows what to say lately To be honest, this time I think I won’t resist and just enjoy a shag with you. ![]() But i dont have red hair | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 25/06/25 19:31:05] He never knows what to say lately To be honest, this time I think I won’t resist and just enjoy a shag with you. ![]() I forgot the red dye .. | |||
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"Its that time of month 🤣🤣 Its a "bloody" no go" Bloody is 🤣 | |||
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"Its that time of month 🤣🤣 Its a "bloody" no go Bloody is 🤣" He hasn't used it in a while 😎😎😎😎😎 | |||
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"Continuation Goooo" But you're as ugly as sin and I'm d*unk, not blind 🤷🏽♂️🤣 | |||
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"Continuation Goooo But you're as ugly as sin and I'm d*unk, not blind 🤷🏽♂️🤣" Ah ❤️ i like you too 🤣🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"Continuation Goooo But you're as ugly as sin and I'm d*unk, not blind 🤷🏽♂️🤣 Ah ❤️ i like you too 🤣🤣🤣🤣" Too busy getting d*unk with her | |||
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"Its that time of month 🤣🤣 Its a "bloody" no go Bloody is 🤣 He hasn't used it in a while 😎😎😎😎😎" A very long while | |||
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"I'm going to overlook and underuse him" "she don't let nobody" 😎😎😎😎😎 | |||
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"I'm interested why " It’s with your own dick | |||
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"I don’t want to cause u an injury ![]() we prefer couples or women ![]() | |||
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"I don’t want to cause u an injury ![]() ![]() I wouldnt stand a chance with you | |||
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"I don’t want to cause u an injury ![]() ![]() Your too busy on your knees doing as your told | |||
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"I don’t want to cause u an injury ![]() ![]() You’re too busy not on your knees, doing as you’re told.. | |||
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"I don’t want to cause u an injury ![]() ![]() Thats the best place for me - now which spots am I occupying & whom do I serve? | |||
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"Continuation Cant think of a reason i wouldnt Goooo" | |||
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"Continuation Goooo But you're as ugly as sin and I'm d*unk, not blind 🤷🏽♂️🤣 Ah ❤️ i like you too 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Too busy getting d*unk with her" Wait, there's supposed to be a "but"? I can't think of one, can I just use yours? ![]() | |||
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"His chat up lines are better than mine. ![]() He has chat up lines? | |||
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"His chat up lines are better than mine. ![]() All have chat up lines | |||
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"I’ve already cum in your mouth" I hope you didnt leave a mess on his mouth 🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"lol. Don’t know if he enjoyed it" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"His chat up lines are better than mine. ![]() They're more like linear equations in multidimensional space, aka out of this world ![]() | |||
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"lol. Don’t know if he enjoyed it" I didnt 🤣🤣 | |||
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"His chat up lines are better than mine. ![]() ![]() Ahhhh now i get it | |||
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"lol. Don’t know if he enjoyed it I didnt 🤣🤣" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 youd rather i was wouldnt you 👅 | |||
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"Maybe you should try too lol" Im open wide… | |||
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"Maybe you should try too lol Im open wide…" So much choice | |||
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"Maybe you should try too lol Im open wide… So much choice" Well dont waste it not but also remember it can be shared | |||
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"His chat up lines are better than mine. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Maybe you should try too lol Im open wide… So much choice Well dont waste it not but also remember it can be shared" Always lots to go round lol | |||
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"Maybe you should try too lol Im open wide… So much choice Well dont waste it not but also remember it can be shared Always lots to go round lol" Sharings caring lads get at it ![]() | |||
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"Maybe you should try too lol Im open wide… So much choice Well dont waste it not but also remember it can be shared Always lots to go round lol Sharings caring lads get at it ![]() Lol | |||
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"Maybe you should try too lol Im open wide… So much choice Well dont waste it not but also remember it can be shared Always lots to go round lol Sharings caring lads get at it ![]() You not having a sample yourself? | |||
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"I’m too handsome for you " You skipped leg day | |||
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"I’m too handsome for you You skipped leg day" I’m scared you’ll find something to roast about me during it and I’m scared I’ll like it | |||
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"But I'm afraid you might disappear for another two years after it" But it's to hot | |||
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"Continuation Goooo" You’ve stopped replying to me | |||
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"Continuation Goooo You’ve stopped replying to me " I'm brushing my teeth | |||
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"Continuation Goooo But you're as ugly as sin and I'm d*unk, not blind 🤷🏽♂️🤣 Ah ❤️ i like you too 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Too busy getting d*unk with her" Funny thing is I don't even like alcohol 🤷🏽♂️😂 it's revolting. | |||
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"But I'm afraid you might disappear for another two years after it" Only if I’m disappearing with you two 🫶🏼 | |||
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"My split ends are playing up today ... ![]() Im painting my toenails | |||
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"My split ends are playing up today ... ![]() I broke my penis in a gardening related incident | |||
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"My split ends are playing up today ... ![]() I have to wait until im older | |||
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"My split ends are playing up today ... ![]() Sorry, too much gardening to do ... ![]() | |||
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"My split ends are playing up today ... ![]() You’re an android. And all these penises will be lost like tears in the rain. It’s time to wank. | |||
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"My split ends are playing up today ... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"My split ends are playing up today ... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Your too smiley for me | |||
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"My split ends are playing up today ... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() i just finished wanking over your pics ![]() | |||
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"Little too penisy for me " Got better legs than me | |||
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"I like teasing you too much! ![]() Your too much of a flirt | |||
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"His made me want to have a coffee now" I dont like coffee | |||
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"His made me want to have a coffee now I dont like coffee" She doesn’t like coffee | |||
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"Another person who dislikes coffee here. " He doesn't know what he's missing | |||
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"Another person who dislikes coffee here. He doesn't know what he's missing" Id rather miss it 👅 | |||
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"Another person who dislikes coffee here. He doesn't know what he's missing Id rather miss it 👅" Blimey, we do have something in common. X | |||
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"Another person who dislikes coffee here. He doesn't know what he's missing" My husband would beat me to it | |||
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"Another person who dislikes coffee here. He doesn't know what he's missing My husband would beat me to it" I don’t want her husband to beat me .. to it | |||
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"It's Darren and not Doreen." Its DH-XXIII and not dave | |||
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"It's Darren and not Doreen. Its DH-XXIII and not dave " Had a peek and lost all train of thought | |||
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"It's Darren and not Doreen. Its DH-XXIII and not dave " ...🤔...trying to find a reason not to🤷♂️. | |||
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"It's Darren and not Doreen. Its DH-XXIII and not dave " I’m big (blah blah blah) but can’t reach Stockton … | |||
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"It's Darren and not Doreen. Its DH-XXIII and not dave ...🤔...trying to find a reason not to🤷♂️." Agreeing with him on TT25 | |||
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"I'm confused 🤔 " Because she’s confused 🤷🏻♂️ | |||
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"I'm confused 🤔 " You and me both 🧐 | |||
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"I’m having a lunchtime nap " That sounds dreamy so so am i ❤️ | |||
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"I’m having a lunchtime nap " And your point is? ![]() | |||
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"I’m having a lunchtime nap That sounds dreamy so so am i ❤️" I'm washing mine down | |||
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"I’m having a lunchtime nap And your point is? ![]() He likes fucking sleeping women | |||
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"I’m having a lunchtime nap And your point is? ![]() I'm too weirded out | |||
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"I’m having a lunchtime nap And your point is? ![]() Unfortunately, she's not dreaming of me. ![]() | |||
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"I just like you as a friend " Your a general and i dont like rules so id always be in trouble | |||
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"I just like you as a friend Your a general and i dont like rules so id always be in trouble " You'd always come back for more 😉 | |||
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"I just like you as a friend Your a general and i dont like rules so id always be in trouble You'd always come back for more 😉" He's too greedy | |||
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"I just like you as a friend Your a general and i dont like rules so id always be in trouble You'd always come back for more 😉 He's too greedy " He's too speedy 😂 | |||
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"I just like you as a friend Your a general and i dont like rules so id always be in trouble You'd always come back for more 😉 He's too greedy He's too speedy 😂" Have to wait until hubby is done first! | |||
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"I just like you as a friend Your a general and i dont like rules so id always be in trouble You'd always come back for more 😉 He's too greedy He's too speedy 😂 Have to wait until hubby is done first!" he's busy with wolvescpl | |||
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"I just like you as a friend Your a general and i dont like rules so id always be in trouble You'd always come back for more 😉 He's too greedy He's too speedy 😂 Have to wait until hubby is done first! he's busy with wolvescpl" I don't do group fun | |||
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"I just like you as a friend Your a general and i dont like rules so id always be in trouble You'd always come back for more 😉 He's too greedy He's too speedy 😂 Have to wait until hubby is done first! he's busy with wolvescpl I don't do group fun " I dont look as good in tight shorts | |||
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"I just like you as a friend Your a general and i dont like rules so id always be in trouble You'd always come back for more 😉 He's too greedy He's too speedy 😂 Have to wait until hubby is done first! he's busy with wolvescpl I don't do group fun I dont look as good in tight shorts " Im working or i deffo would tbh | |||
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"I just like you as a friend Your a general and i dont like rules so id always be in trouble You'd always come back for more 😉 He's too greedy He's too speedy 😂 Have to wait until hubby is done first! he's busy with wolvescpl I don't do group fun I dont look as good in tight shorts Im working or i deffo would tbh" She's busy working | |||
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"I just like you as a friend Your a general and i dont like rules so id always be in trouble You'd always come back for more 😉 He's too greedy He's too speedy 😂 Have to wait until hubby is done first! he's busy with wolvescpl I don't do group fun I dont look as good in tight shorts Im working or i deffo would tbh She's busy working " Im busy working or id let you join too 🤣 | |||
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"I just like you as a friend Your a general and i dont like rules so id always be in trouble You'd always come back for more 😉 He's too greedy He's too speedy 😂 Have to wait until hubby is done first! he's busy with wolvescpl I don't do group fun I dont look as good in tight shorts Im working or i deffo would tbh She's busy working Im busy working or id let you join too 🤣" An offer i couldn't refuse ![]() | |||
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"I’m groggy from my nap" I don’t want to | |||
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"I’m groggy from my nap I don’t want to " You stuck your finger up ![]() | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 26/06/25 13:38:18]" Im over 50….😩 | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 26/06/25 13:38:18] Im over 50….😩" Your naked at sea | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 26/06/25 13:38:18] Im over 50….😩 Your naked at sea " Im very close to land…. ![]() | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 26/06/25 13:38:18] Im over 50….😩 Your naked at sea " I get the impression that she doesn't find me attractive 😏 | |||
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