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"Feet to big " Im not Donna | |||
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"Feet to big Im not Donna " She's size 5 😂 | |||
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"He sprained his tackle " I don’t do clubs | |||
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"He sprained his tackle I don’t do clubs" Im allergic to mushrooms | |||
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"He sprained his tackle I don’t do clubs Im allergic to mushrooms" She doesn’t believe me that I have the antidote | |||
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"I prefer the unforbidden west" Not tempting enough 😎😎😎😎😎 | |||
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"I prefer the unforbidden west Not tempting enough 😎😎😎😎😎" Profile hidden, ah well | |||
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"I prefer the unforbidden west Not tempting enough 😎😎😎😎😎 Profile hidden, ah well" I can’t think of a reason 😈🍆💦 | |||
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"I prefer the unforbidden west Not tempting enough 😎😎😎😎😎 Profile hidden, ah well I can’t think of a reason 😈🍆💦" Hes busy already | |||
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"I prefer the unforbidden west Not tempting enough 😎😎😎😎😎 Profile hidden, ah well I can’t think of a reason 😈🍆💦 Hes busy already " You don’t like girls  | |||
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"I prefer the unforbidden west Not tempting enough 😎😎😎😎😎 Profile hidden, ah well I can’t think of a reason 😈🍆💦 Hes busy already " She won’t invite me over or reply anymore 😩 | |||
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"You haven't been bad enough to deserve it ! 😉" I prefer my Drs not to lick me | |||
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"You haven't been bad enough to deserve it ! 😉 I prefer my Drs not to lick me " My back is still red raw from the last time x | |||
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"You haven't been bad enough to deserve it ! 😉 I prefer my Drs not to lick me My back is still red raw from the last time x" Isn’t interested in meets just chats | |||
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"You haven't been bad enough to deserve it ! 😉 I prefer my Drs not to lick me My back is still red raw from the last time x Isn’t interested in meets just chats " I'd run out of words to say | |||
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"My chickens are broody" My cocks are rampant | |||
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"My chickens are broody My cocks are rampant " Cock fight | |||
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"My chickens are broody My cocks are rampant Cock fight " He fights cocks | |||
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"Turtles move too slow" But you dont tempt me | |||
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"Turtles move too slow But you dont tempt me " Id never find neverland | |||
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"Turtles move too slow But you dont tempt me " Her ass is so hot I'd blow before I got near it  | |||
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"Turtles move too slow But you dont tempt me Id never find neverland " I don’t think I’d want to stop  | |||
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"Turtles move too slow But you dont tempt me Id never find neverland I don’t think I’d want to stop "We prefer 69 | |||
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"Turtles move too slow But you dont tempt me Id never find neverland I don’t think I’d want to stop
We prefer 69"Don’t think I’d ever leave 😁 | |||
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"Turtles move too slow But you dont tempt me Id never find neverland I don’t think I’d want to stop
We prefer 69"I prefer strawberries 😎😎😎😎😎 | |||
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"Turtles move too slow But you dont tempt me Id never find neverland I don’t think I’d want to stop
We prefer 69
I prefer strawberries 😎😎😎😎😎"Im allergic to strawberries | |||
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"Turtles move too slow But you dont tempt me Id never find neverland I don’t think I’d want to stop
We prefer 69
I prefer strawberries 😎😎😎😎😎
Im allergic to strawberries "Not really the thighs I want to die between | |||
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"Turtles move too slow But you dont tempt me Id never find neverland I don’t think I’d want to stop
We prefer 69
I prefer strawberries 😎😎😎😎😎
Im allergic to strawberries "we love strawberries | |||
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"Turtles move too slow But you dont tempt me Id never find neverland I don’t think I’d want to stop
We prefer 69
I prefer strawberries 😎😎😎😎😎
Im allergic to strawberries
Not really the thighs I want to die between "But your from scotland 🤣 | |||
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"I'm not into guys" You think your always right and so do i 🤣🤣 | |||
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"I’m too distracted by the scribble between his legs " Im too distracted at him looking in between mens legs | |||
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"I’m too distracted by the scribble between his legs " I'm not into mens chests | |||
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"But she didn’t choose me on the match forum ha " Not that I’m salty about it ha ha | |||
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"But she didn’t choose me on the match forum ha Not that I’m salty about it ha ha " 🤣🤣🤣🤣 because he has never implied he would choose me | |||
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"But she didn’t choose me on the match forum ha Not that I’m salty about it ha ha 🤣🤣🤣🤣 because he has never implied he would choose me " I never got chosen either 🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"But she didn’t choose me on the match forum ha Not that I’m salty about it ha ha 🤣🤣🤣🤣 because he has never implied he would choose me I never got chosen either 🤣🤣🤣" Me three | |||
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"But she didn’t choose me on the match forum ha Not that I’m salty about it ha ha 🤣🤣🤣🤣 because he has never implied he would choose me I never got chosen either 🤣🤣🤣" But im being ganged up on | |||
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"But she didn’t choose me on the match forum ha Not that I’m salty about it ha ha 🤣🤣🤣🤣 because he has never implied he would choose me I never got chosen either 🤣🤣🤣 But im being ganged up on " And we still wouldn’t of made the gang bang section if there was one | |||
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"But she didn’t choose me on the match forum ha Not that I’m salty about it ha ha 🤣🤣🤣🤣 because he has never implied he would choose me I never got chosen either 🤣🤣🤣 But im being ganged up on And we still wouldn’t of made the gang bang section if there was one " He wants a gang bang and its not my thing | |||
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"But she didn’t choose me on the match forum ha Not that I’m salty about it ha ha 🤣🤣🤣🤣 because he has never implied he would choose me I never got chosen either 🤣🤣🤣 But im being ganged up on And we still wouldn’t of made the gang bang section if there was one He wants a gang bang and its not my thing " She tells lies | |||
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"But she didn’t choose me on the match forum ha Not that I’m salty about it ha ha 🤣🤣🤣🤣 because he has never implied he would choose me I never got chosen either 🤣🤣🤣 But im being ganged up on And we still wouldn’t of made the gang bang section if there was one He wants a gang bang and its not my thing " She’s too busy mending broken hearts 😝 | |||
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"I’d get trapped in the fish nets" He cant handle the fishnets and i love them | |||
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"I’d get trapped in the fish nets He cant handle the fishnets and i love them " Never said I couldn’t handle them 😉 | |||
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"I’d get trapped in the fish nets He cant handle the fishnets and i love them " Its way too warm today lol  | |||
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"But she didn’t choose me on the match forum ha Not that I’m salty about it ha ha 🤣🤣🤣🤣 because he has never implied he would choose me I never got chosen either 🤣🤣🤣 But im being ganged up on And we still wouldn’t of made the gang bang section if there was one He wants a gang bang and its not my thing She’s too busy mending broken hearts 😝" I’d have pasted out the time it takes to take her top off | |||
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"I’d get trapped in the fish nets He cant handle the fishnets and i love them Its way too warm today lol "He can't handle the heat | |||
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"I’m too busy looking at redhead’s fishnets" Hes just a too busy boy | |||
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"I’m too busy looking at redhead’s fishnets Hes just a too busy boy " Im being over looked | |||
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"I’m too busy looking at redhead’s fishnets Hes just a too busy boy Im being over looked" I think his saying his really really short | |||
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"I’m too busy looking at redhead’s fishnets Hes just a too busy boy Im being over looked I think his saying his really really short " Hes too deep for me | |||
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"I’m too busy looking at redhead’s fishnets Hes just a too busy boy Im being over looked I think his saying his really really short Hes too deep for me " She can't take it deep | |||
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"I’m too busy looking at redhead’s fishnets Hes just a too busy boy Im being over looked I think his saying his really really short Hes too deep for me " I wouldn’t be able to stop most likely | |||
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"I’m too busy looking at redhead’s fishnets Hes just a too busy boy Im being over looked I think his saying his really really short Hes too deep for me I wouldn’t be able to stop most likely " Not a fan of pineapple no matter how creative you are with it | |||
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"I’m too busy looking at redhead’s fishnets Hes just a too busy boy Im being over looked I think his saying his really really short Hes too deep for me I wouldn’t be able to stop most likely Not a fan of pineapple no matter how creative you are with it" I like pineapple on pizza  | |||
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"I’m too busy looking at redhead’s fishnets Hes just a too busy boy Im being over looked I think his saying his really really short Hes too deep for me I wouldn’t be able to stop most likely Not a fan of pineapple no matter how creative you are with it I like pineapple on pizza "We are opposites | |||
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"I’m too busy looking at redhead’s fishnets Hes just a too busy boy Im being over looked I think his saying his really really short Hes too deep for me I wouldn’t be able to stop most likely Not a fan of pineapple no matter how creative you are with it I like pineapple on pizza "That is not studly behaviour 🤣 | |||
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"I’m too busy looking at redhead’s fishnets Hes just a too busy boy Im being over looked I think his saying his really really short Hes too deep for me I wouldn’t be able to stop most likely Not a fan of pineapple no matter how creative you are with it I like pineapple on pizza
That is not studly behaviour 🤣"He doesnt like pineapple | |||
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"I’m too busy looking at redhead’s fishnets Hes just a too busy boy Im being over looked I think his saying his really really short Hes too deep for me I wouldn’t be able to stop most likely Not a fan of pineapple no matter how creative you are with it I like pineapple on pizza
That is not studly behaviour 🤣
He doesnt like pineapple "Could there be too much pineapple?? | |||
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"I’m too busy looking at redhead’s fishnets Hes just a too busy boy Im being over looked I think his saying his really really short Hes too deep for me I wouldn’t be able to stop most likely Not a fan of pineapple no matter how creative you are with it I like pineapple on pizza
That is not studly behaviour 🤣
He doesnt like pineapple
Could there be too much pineapple?? "Pineapple is overrated | |||
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"I’m too busy looking at redhead’s fishnets Hes just a too busy boy Im being over looked I think his saying his really really short Hes too deep for me I wouldn’t be able to stop most likely Not a fan of pineapple no matter how creative you are with it I like pineapple on pizza
That is not studly behaviour 🤣
He doesnt like pineapple
Could there be too much pineapple??
Pineapple is overrated "I provide peach not pineapple | |||
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"I’m too busy looking at redhead’s fishnets Hes just a too busy boy Im being over looked I think his saying his really really short Hes too deep for me I wouldn’t be able to stop most likely Not a fan of pineapple no matter how creative you are with it I like pineapple on pizza
That is not studly behaviour 🤣
He doesnt like pineapple
Could there be too much pineapple??
Pineapple is overrated
I provide peach not pineapple "She won't share her peach with me | |||
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"I’m too busy looking at redhead’s fishnets Hes just a too busy boy Im being over looked I think his saying his really really short Hes too deep for me I wouldn’t be able to stop most likely Not a fan of pineapple no matter how creative you are with it I like pineapple on pizza
That is not studly behaviour 🤣
He doesnt like pineapple
Could there be too much pineapple??
Pineapple is overrated
I provide peach not pineapple
She won't share her peach with me"Hes too speedy hed eat it too fast | |||
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"I’m too busy looking at redhead’s fishnets Hes just a too busy boy Im being over looked I think his saying his really really short Hes too deep for me I wouldn’t be able to stop most likely Not a fan of pineapple no matter how creative you are with it I like pineapple on pizza
That is not studly behaviour 🤣
He doesnt like pineapple
Could there be too much pineapple??
Pineapple is overrated
I provide peach not pineapple
She won't share her peach with me
Hes too speedy hed eat it too fast "She doesn’t really know me 😉 | |||
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"I’m too busy looking at redhead’s fishnets Hes just a too busy boy Im being over looked I think his saying his really really short Hes too deep for me I wouldn’t be able to stop most likely Not a fan of pineapple no matter how creative you are with it I like pineapple on pizza
That is not studly behaviour 🤣
He doesnt like pineapple
Could there be too much pineapple??
Pineapple is overrated
I provide peach not pineapple
She won't share her peach with me
Hes too speedy hed eat it too fast "She always confuses me for someone else | |||
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"I’m too busy looking at redhead’s fishnets Hes just a too busy boy Im being over looked I think his saying his really really short Hes too deep for me I wouldn’t be able to stop most likely Not a fan of pineapple no matter how creative you are with it I like pineapple on pizza
That is not studly behaviour 🤣
He doesnt like pineapple
Could there be too much pineapple??
Pineapple is overrated
I provide peach not pineapple
She won't share her peach with me
Hes too speedy hed eat it too fast
She always confuses me for someone else "I'm too busy trying to convince thighs, that I was right that time😉🤣 | |||
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"I’m too busy looking at redhead’s fishnets Hes just a too busy boy Im being over looked I think his saying his really really short Hes too deep for me I wouldn’t be able to stop most likely Not a fan of pineapple no matter how creative you are with it I like pineapple on pizza
That is not studly behaviour 🤣
He doesnt like pineapple
Could there be too much pineapple??
Pineapple is overrated
I provide peach not pineapple
She won't share her peach with me
Hes too speedy hed eat it too fast
She always confuses me for someone else I'm too busy trying to convince thighs, that I was right that time😉🤣"Im still on the bench 🤣 | |||
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"I’m too busy looking at redhead’s fishnets Hes just a too busy boy Im being over looked I think his saying his really really short Hes too deep for me I wouldn’t be able to stop most likely Not a fan of pineapple no matter how creative you are with it I like pineapple on pizza
That is not studly behaviour 🤣
He doesnt like pineapple
Could there be too much pineapple??
Pineapple is overrated
I provide peach not pineapple
She won't share her peach with me
Hes too speedy hed eat it too fast
She always confuses me for someone else I'm too busy trying to convince thighs, that I was right that time😉🤣
Im still on the bench 🤣"but the tour bus broke down and never made it to hull | |||
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"He doesn't travel well😎😎😎😎😎" Mr Black84 was less selfish  | |||
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"Not sure im big enough " But you haven’t got a cock | |||
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"Not sure im big enough But you haven’t got a cock" I havnt got a cock but id like one | |||
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"Not sure im big enough But you haven’t got a cock" But I'd have to fuck you more than once | |||
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"Not sure im big enough But you haven’t got a cock" You're a couple | |||
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"Not sure im big enough But you haven’t got a cock You're a couple " Your ignorant 🤣 | |||
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"Not sure im big enough But you haven’t got a cock You're a couple Your ignorant 🤣" You skip people 😉 | |||
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"Not sure im big enough But you haven’t got a cock You're a couple Your ignorant 🤣" 😂😂😂😂 | |||
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"Not sure im big enough But you haven’t got a cock You're a couple Your ignorant 🤣 😂😂😂😂" I'm not great at flirting. J x | |||
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"Not sure im big enough But you haven’t got a cock I havnt got a cock but id like one " I’m sure I may have something I can give you | |||
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"Not sure im big enough But you haven’t got a cock I havnt got a cock but id like one I’m sure I may have something I can give you "He skips people too | |||
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"Not sure im big enough But you haven’t got a cock I havnt got a cock but id like one " Lisa 😂 | |||
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"Not sure im big enough But you haven’t got a cock I havnt got a cock but id like one I’m sure I may have something I can give you
He skips people too"You don't have a cock 😁 J x | |||
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"Not sure im big enough But you haven’t got a cock I havnt got a cock but id like one Lisa 😂" Everyones a skipper | |||
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"Not sure im big enough But you haven’t got a cock I havnt got a cock but id like one I’m sure I may have something I can give you
He skips people too
You don't have a cock 😁
J x"Youd show me up with that bum x | |||
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"Not sure im big enough But you haven’t got a cock I havnt got a cock but id like one I’m sure I may have something I can give you
He skips people too"Oops he’s done it again | |||
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"Not sure im big enough But you haven’t got a cock I havnt got a cock but id like one I’m sure I may have something I can give you
He skips people too
Oops he’s done it again "He's in the dog house | |||
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"Not sure im big enough But you haven’t got a cock I havnt got a cock but id like one I’m sure I may have something I can give you
He skips people too
Oops he’s done it again "I’m in north east | |||
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"Not sure im big enough But you haven’t got a cock I havnt got a cock but id like one I’m sure I may have something I can give you
He skips people too
Oops he’s done it again
I’m in north east"You've a towel for protection 😁 J x | |||
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"Not sure im big enough But you haven’t got a cock I havnt got a cock but id like one I’m sure I may have something I can give you
He skips people too
Oops he’s done it again
I’m in north east
You've a towel for protection 😁
J x"Id get splinters x | |||
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"She’s scared of little pricks " I dont like big ones either | |||
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"She’s scared of little pricks I dont like big ones either " I’d die between them thighs | |||
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"She’s scared of little pricks I dont like big ones either I’d die between them thighs" He's just died | |||
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"She’s scared of little pricks I dont like big ones either I’d die between them thighs He's just died" He died very happy! | |||
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"Your too hairy" Too far away | |||
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"Your too hairy Too far away" Your a guy and too shy | |||
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"Your too hairy Too far away" Youre shy | |||
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"Your too hairy Too far away Your a guy and too shy" Your too skippy | |||
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"Your too hairy Too far away Your a guy and too shy Your too skippy " Your not good at flirting with me 🤣 | |||
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"Your too hairy Too far away Your a guy and too shy Your too skippy Your not good at flirting with me 🤣" You like water polo... J x | |||
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"Your too hairy Too far away Your a guy and too shy Your too skippy Your not good at flirting with me 🤣 You like water polo... J x" Too slippery. It’s a trip hazard | |||
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"You could poke an eye out " Yam-yams and Brummies don't mix | |||
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"You could poke an eye out " I don’t like white underwear | |||
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"You could poke an eye out I don’t like white underwear " he has preferences | |||
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"My mother told me not to fuck a room temperature IQ." We need a female Bear 🐻 | |||
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"My mother told me not to fuck a room temperature IQ." Ooooh... harsh...🙄 | |||
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"My mother told me not to fuck a room temperature IQ. Ooooh... harsh...🙄" He’s too delicate | |||
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"My mother told me not to fuck a room temperature IQ." He has too much hair | |||
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"My mother told me not to fuck a room temperature IQ. He has too much hair " Too far | |||
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"My mother told me not to fuck a room temperature IQ. He has too much hair " You dont have a penis | |||
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"My mother told me not to fuck a room temperature IQ. He has too much hair You dont have a penis " 😂😂😂 | |||
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"My mother told me not to fuck a room temperature IQ. He has too much hair You dont have a penis " Our boobs would make it difficult to kiss 😁 J xx | |||
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"My mother told me not to fuck a room temperature IQ. He has too much hair You dont have a penis " 2 subs don't make a right.  | |||
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"My mother told me not to fuck a room temperature IQ. He has too much hair You dont have a penis 2 subs don't make a right. "We wouldnt be able to as wed both be waiting to be told what to do 🤣 | |||
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"My mother told me not to fuck a room temperature IQ. He has too much hair You dont have a penis 2 subs don't make a right.
We wouldnt be able to as wed both be waiting to be told what to do 🤣"Wouldn't let me tell her what to do, apparently doesn't like a black country accent 🤣 | |||
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"My mother told me not to fuck a room temperature IQ. He has too much hair You dont have a penis 2 subs don't make a right.
We wouldnt be able to as wed both be waiting to be told what to do 🤣
Wouldn't let me tell her what to do, apparently doesn't like a black country accent 🤣"If only he he was scottish 🤣 | |||
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"My mother told me not to fuck a room temperature IQ. He has too much hair You dont have a penis 2 subs don't make a right.
We wouldnt be able to as wed both be waiting to be told what to do 🤣
Wouldn't let me tell her what to do, apparently doesn't like a black country accent 🤣
If only he he was scottish 🤣"If only she didn't have a fetish for Scott 🤣 | |||
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"My mother told me not to fuck a room temperature IQ. He has too much hair You dont have a penis 2 subs don't make a right.
We wouldnt be able to as wed both be waiting to be told what to do 🤣
Wouldn't let me tell her what to do, apparently doesn't like a black country accent 🤣
If only he he was scottish 🤣
If only she didn't have a fetish for Scott 🤣"He wouldnt wear a kilt | |||
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"My mother told me not to fuck a room temperature IQ. He has too much hair You dont have a penis 2 subs don't make a right.
We wouldnt be able to as wed both be waiting to be told what to do 🤣
Wouldn't let me tell her what to do, apparently doesn't like a black country accent 🤣
If only he he was scottish 🤣
If only she didn't have a fetish for Scott 🤣
He wouldnt wear a kilt "She likes men in skirts | |||
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"She wouldn’t wear the protective gear and mitts "Your boxer shorts don't give the best review of your performance 😁 J x | |||
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"You put too much faith in dodgy reviews..." Your too smooth for me | |||
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"You put too much faith in dodgy reviews... Your too smooth for me " Youtry hard to get | |||
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"My mother told me not to fuck a room temperature IQ. He has too much hair You dont have a penis 2 subs don't make a right.
We wouldnt be able to as wed both be waiting to be told what to do 🤣"😂😂 It would be the weirdest standoff off ever. | |||
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"You have a face like a no smoking sign" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"I have zero fucks left to give…." Your fucks hath runneth dry. You could go fuck shopping but there no fucks left to buy. | |||
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"I have zero fucks left to give…. Your fucks hath runneth dry. You could go fuck shopping but there no fucks left to buy. "🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"I have zero fucks left to give…. Your fucks hath runneth dry. You could go fuck shopping but there no fucks left to buy.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"But you to hot | |||
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"You’ve hidden your profile x" I would love to fuck you but you up north | |||
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"You’ve hidden your profile x I would love to fuck you but you up north " I'm allergic to nuts | |||
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"You’ve hidden your profile x I would love to fuck you but you up north I'm allergic to nuts" You'd give me a shock, moisture and electrics don't mix...😁 J x | |||
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