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"Gooo gooooo" You’re not interested.. | |||
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"Gooo gooooo" Sorry no but, its gonna happen | |||
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"Gooo gooooo Sorry no but, its gonna happen" He’s got a sticky tip | |||
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"Gooo gooooo Sorry no but, its gonna happen He’s got a sticky tip" ![]() | |||
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"Gooo gooooo Sorry no but, its gonna happen He’s got a sticky tip ![]() Her thighs are better than mine ![]() | |||
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"Gooo gooooo Sorry no but, its gonna happen He’s got a sticky tip ![]() ![]() He didnt pick me for his threesome .. and no im not salty 🤣 | |||
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"Gooo gooooo Sorry no but, its gonna happen He’s got a sticky tip ![]() ![]() 😂😂😂😂😂 | |||
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"Gooo gooooo Sorry no but, its gonna happen He’s got a sticky tip ![]() ![]() But I did pick you for my foursome 😜 | |||
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"I don't think I could ever take it out of those luscious lips until I'm totally spent 😜" He's always too busy skiing 🤷🏽♂️ | |||
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"I don't think I could ever take it out of those luscious lips until I'm totally spent 😜 He's always too busy skiing 🤷🏽♂️" Hes too busy saving himself 🤣🤣 | |||
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"I don't think I could ever take it out of those luscious lips until I'm totally spent 😜 He's always too busy skiing 🤷🏽♂️ Hes too busy saving himself 🤣🤣" She's too busy pining for others 😎😎😎😎😎 | |||
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" I’m too busy watching the river flow" He told us to move aside 😉 | |||
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" I’m too busy watching the river flow He told us to move aside 😉" I would. The end | |||
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"Youre not the only one ![]() You’d need to get me d*unk! 🥴 | |||
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" I’m too busy watching the river flow He told us to move aside 😉 I would. The end " What are we waiting for??? Thread closed 😈 | |||
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" I’m too busy watching the river flow He told us to move aside 😉 I would. The end " You probably won't let me | |||
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" I’m too busy watching the river flow He told us to move aside 😉 I would. The end You probably won't let me " Im straight so it would be trikki | |||
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"I can’t think of any reason why I wouldn’t ![]() 2 years younger than your age preference | |||
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"I can’t think of any reason why I wouldn’t ![]() You use a towel as a condom | |||
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"I've just sent my cock away to be gold plated.. ![]() I’m waiting for my own dick to be plated. But with platinum ![]() | |||
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"I asked about an extension as well but the price was just silly ![]() Didn’t know we were having a sword fight ![]() | |||
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"Gooo gooooo" I don’t think I’d stop safe word need 😏 | |||
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"I asked about an extension as well but the price was just silly ![]() ![]() Not the sword fighting I like | |||
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"I asked about an extension as well but the price was just silly ![]() ![]() I haven’t got a sword to join in | |||
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"You’re not here so I’ll just wank over you instead ! " Has decided to have a wank | |||
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"I’m scared of premature ejaculation " My speed might scare him | |||
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"Anyone need a hand please pm me " Hes on the wrong thread | |||
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"Anyone need a hand please pm me Hes on the wrong thread " She's on all the threads | |||
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"Anyone need a hand please pm me Hes on the wrong thread She's on all the threads" Hes following me | |||
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"He's too quick ![]() My speed kills interest | |||
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"He's too quick ![]() Can't decide to get lost in your eyes or awesome cleavage. | |||
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"He's too quick ![]() I’ve got a bone in my leg ![]() | |||
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"He's too quick ![]() ![]() He’s killed the image of Santa | |||
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"He's too quick ![]() ![]() He still believes in santa | |||
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"He's too quick ![]() ![]() He’s just destroyed my dreams | |||
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"He's too quick ![]() ![]() Hes dreaming | |||
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"He's too quick ![]() ![]() I would but, just realised it's in my dreams | |||
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"He's too quick ![]() ![]() I would but your straight | |||
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"He's too quick ![]() ![]() I can’t wake up | |||
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"He's selfish. Only plays solo😎😎😎😎😎" I'd prefer to dink champagne 🍾 | |||
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"He's selfish. Only plays solo😎😎😎😎😎 I'd prefer to dink champagne 🍾 " I prefer fake nuts | |||
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"He's selfish. Only plays solo😎😎😎😎😎 I'd prefer to dink champagne 🍾 I prefer fake nuts " She's busy playing with some nuts | |||
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"He's selfish. Only plays solo😎😎😎😎😎 I'd prefer to dink champagne 🍾 I prefer fake nuts She's busy playing with some nuts" He’s bolted | |||
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"He's selfish. Only plays solo😎😎😎😎😎 I'd prefer to dink champagne 🍾 I prefer fake nuts She's busy playing with some nuts He’s bolted " I run out of baby oil. Damn p diddy! | |||
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"He's selfish. Only plays solo😎😎😎😎😎 I'd prefer to dink champagne 🍾 I prefer fake nuts She's busy playing with some nuts He’s bolted I run out of baby oil. Damn p diddy!" Hes too busy with p diddy somewhere 🤷♀️ | |||
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"He's selfish. Only plays solo😎😎😎😎😎 I'd prefer to dink champagne 🍾 I prefer fake nuts She's busy playing with some nuts He’s bolted I run out of baby oil. Damn p diddy! Hes too busy with p diddy somewhere 🤷♀️" She only likes 'bad boys for life' 😎😎😎😎😎 | |||
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"He's selfish. Only plays solo😎😎😎😎😎 I'd prefer to dink champagne 🍾 I prefer fake nuts She's busy playing with some nuts He’s bolted I run out of baby oil. Damn p diddy! Hes too busy with p diddy somewhere 🤷♀️ She only likes 'bad boys for life' 😎😎😎😎😎" 🤣🤣🤣 hes too good for me | |||
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"My extension came with the wrong connection ![]() I was looking for sharon 1702 | |||
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"She’s looking for a girl" Im not tempted | |||
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"He can't see me😎😎😎😎😎" He's a mystery | |||
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"I dont want to" Right back at you | |||
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"I’m in the bath xx " I prefer showers. J xx | |||
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"I’m in the bath xx I prefer showers. J xx" Slippery when wet ![]() | |||
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"I’m in the bath xx I prefer showers. J xx Slippery when wet ![]() Your towels in the way | |||
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"Ill need to dry off with his towel first " She is towelling herself | |||
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"Ill need to dry off with his towel first She is towelling herself" Im too busy watching her towel herself... | |||
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"Ill need to dry off with his towel first She is towelling herself Im too busy watching her towel herself..." Im too busy with my own towel after my shower | |||
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"She won’t want to get sweaty after a shower " Im busy getting a cold shower | |||
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"But you’d be too busy sitting on my face " Hes too busy with his icelolly | |||
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"But you’d be too busy sitting on my face Hes too busy with his icelolly" She's too busy being condensed milk😎😎😎😎😎 | |||
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"No one seems interested surely I’m not that unattractive 🤨" Sorry it's because your a guy | |||
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"No one seems interested surely I’m not that unattractive 🤨 Sorry it's because your a guy" He’s knees too sharp | |||
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"No one seems interested surely I’m not that unattractive 🤨 Sorry it's because your a guy He’s knees too sharp " He makes arsey comments | |||
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"No one seems interested surely I’m not that unattractive 🤨 Sorry it's because your a guy He’s knees too sharp He makes arsey comments " She won’t accept my apologies 🥲 | |||
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"No one seems interested surely I’m not that unattractive 🤨 Sorry it's because your a guy He’s knees too sharp He makes arsey comments She won’t accept my apologies 🥲" He hasn't apologised | |||
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"No one seems interested surely I’m not that unattractive 🤨 Sorry it's because your a guy He’s knees too sharp He makes arsey comments " She has an arse worth commenting on 😘 | |||
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"I'm looking for couples " ....but he's looking for couples and I like someone that looks stronger than me lol ![]() | |||
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"I'm looking for couples ....but he's looking for couples and I like someone that looks stronger than me lol ![]() I'm just too old | |||
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"But I’m not attracted to ceramic recipients." She doesnt like pottery | |||
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"But I’m not attracted to ceramic recipients. She doesnt like pottery" I can’t think of a reason not too | |||
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"Your too far away" your not bi… x | |||
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"Your too far away your not bi… x" I'm not bi | |||
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"Your too far away your not bi… x I'm not bi" I’d fuck you but…… no but ![]() | |||
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"Your too far away your not bi… x I'm not bi I’d fuck you but…… no but ![]() You don't have big breasts ![]() | |||
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"Your too far away your not bi… x I'm not bi I’d fuck you but…… no but ![]() ![]() Youre only half a man | |||
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"Your too far away your not bi… x I'm not bi I’d fuck you but…… no but ![]() ![]() Im too short apparently | |||
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"Your thighs are too big " I'd hope you have more fun by having another bi guy or two around as well to control and amplify your fun. | |||
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"Your thighs are too big I'd hope you have more fun by having another bi guy or two around as well to control and amplify your fun." Cant be bothered | |||
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"Your thighs are too big I'd hope you have more fun by having another bi guy or two around as well to control and amplify your fun. Cant be bothered " That’s a class answer made me giggle | |||
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"I wouldn’t trust your watch or something not to shoot me" I don't have a doodah | |||
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"I’m in " Hes already in somewhere | |||
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"I wouldn’t trust your watch or something not to shoot me I don't have a doodah " I prefer curly hair 😉 | |||
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"I wouldn’t trust your watch or something not to shoot me I don't have a doodah I prefer curly hair 😉" My hair isn't curly ![]() | |||
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"They want MMf and I dont have a cock " Threes a crowd | |||
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"They want MMf and I dont have a cock Threes a crowd " Still cant be bothered | |||
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"They want MMf and I dont have a cock Threes a crowd Still cant be bothered" Im not a fan of pineapple | |||
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"They want MMf and I dont have a cock Threes a crowd Still cant be bothered Im not a fan of pineapple " I love pineapple | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 04/07/25 21:09:47]" Prefer two cold inch's cider | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 04/07/25 21:09:47] Prefer two cold inch's cider " He only wants a single female | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 04/07/25 21:09:47] Prefer two cold inch's cider He only wants a single female " They don't come separately | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 04/07/25 21:09:47] Prefer two cold inch's cider He only wants a single female They don't come separately " Hes got better tattoos than me 😝 | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 04/07/25 21:09:47] Prefer two cold inch's cider He only wants a single female They don't come separately Hes got better tattoos than me 😝" I don’t have tattoos | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 04/07/25 21:09:47] Prefer two cold inch's cider He only wants a single female They don't come separately Hes got better tattoos than me 😝" | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 04/07/25 21:09:47] Prefer two cold inch's cider He only wants a single female They don't come separately Hes got better tattoos than me 😝" I don't like Bob the Builder tribute acts | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 04/07/25 21:09:47] Prefer two cold inch's cider He only wants a single female They don't come separately Hes got better tattoos than me 😝 I don't like Bob the Builder tribute acts" I like Bob Marley live more | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 04/07/25 21:09:47] Prefer two cold inch's cider He only wants a single female They don't come separately Hes got better tattoos than me 😝 I don't like Bob the Builder tribute acts I like Bob Marley live more" You'll hunt my baps and do god knows what to then | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 04/07/25 21:09:47] Prefer two cold inch's cider He only wants a single female They don't come separately Hes got better tattoos than me 😝 I don't like Bob the Builder tribute acts I like Bob Marley live more You'll hunt my baps and do god knows what to then" I’ll guess their size of course! 34D, am I close? 🤞🤞😘 | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 04/07/25 21:09:47] Prefer two cold inch's cider He only wants a single female They don't come separately Hes got better tattoos than me 😝 I don't like Bob the Builder tribute acts I like Bob Marley live more You'll hunt my baps and do god knows what to then I’ll guess their size of course! 34D, am I close? 🤞🤞😘" Nope number and letter both wrong | |||
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"Im probably not good looking enough " Your invisible | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 04/07/25 21:09:47] Prefer two cold inch's cider He only wants a single female They don't come separately Hes got better tattoos than me 😝 I don't like Bob the Builder tribute acts I like Bob Marley live more You'll hunt my baps and do god knows what to then I’ll guess their size of course! 34D, am I close? 🤞🤞😘 Nope number and letter both wrong " Ok, 32 C 🤞🤞🤞 | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 04/07/25 21:09:47] Prefer two cold inch's cider He only wants a single female They don't come separately Hes got better tattoos than me 😝 I don't like Bob the Builder tribute acts I like Bob Marley live more You'll hunt my baps and do god knows what to then I’ll guess their size of course! 34D, am I close? 🤞🤞😘 Nope number and letter both wrong Ok, 32 C 🤞🤞🤞" Hes doing bad at his job | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 04/07/25 21:09:47] Prefer two cold inch's cider He only wants a single female They don't come separately Hes got better tattoos than me 😝 I don't like Bob the Builder tribute acts I like Bob Marley live more You'll hunt my baps and do god knows what to then I’ll guess their size of course! 34D, am I close? 🤞🤞😘 Nope number and letter both wrong Ok, 32 C 🤞🤞🤞 Hes doing bad at his job " Can we edit this bit out if I’m wrong twice 😆 | |||
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"He got it wrong once. No second chances" Nooooooo, hope I’m not losing my powers! | |||
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"Haven't had the chance " Would you like me to try? X | |||
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"Haven't had the chance Would you like me to try? X" Hes at work | |||
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"Haven't had the chance Would you like me to try? X Hes at work" He’s a professional Baphunter… | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 04/07/25 22:36:32]" He removed himself | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 04/07/25 22:36:32] He removed himself " Not interested in meeting men | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 04/07/25 22:36:32] He removed himself " She is stuck | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 04/07/25 22:36:32] He removed himself Not interested in meeting men" I'm well over his age limit | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 04/07/25 22:36:32] He removed himself Not interested in meeting men I'm well over his age limit " Acceptions can be made when you that good - Would fuck you but…. Distance lol | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 04/07/25 22:36:32] He removed himself Not interested in meeting men I'm well over his age limit Acceptions can be made when you that good - Would fuck you but…. Distance lol" I dont know were girthy town is | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 04/07/25 22:36:32] He removed himself Not interested in meeting men I'm well over his age limit Acceptions can be made when you that good - Would fuck you but…. Distance lol I dont know were girthy town is " She doesnt know how to work google maps | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 04/07/25 22:36:32] He removed himself Not interested in meeting men I'm well over his age limit Acceptions can be made when you that good - Would fuck you but…. Distance lol I dont know were girthy town is She doesnt know how to work google maps" Google maps is directing me straight to bed | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 04/07/25 22:36:32] He removed himself Not interested in meeting men I'm well over his age limit Acceptions can be made when you that good - Would fuck you but…. Distance lol I dont know were girthy town is She doesnt know how to work google maps Google maps is directing me straight to bed " My Google maps isn’t working | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 04/07/25 22:36:32] He removed himself Not interested in meeting men I'm well over his age limit Acceptions can be made when you that good - Would fuck you but…. Distance lol I dont know were girthy town is She doesnt know how to work google maps Google maps is directing me straight to bed " I hope the journey is swift and pleasurable! | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 04/07/25 22:36:32] He removed himself Not interested in meeting men I'm well over his age limit Acceptions can be made when you that good - Would fuck you but…. Distance lol I dont know were girthy town is She doesnt know how to work google maps Google maps is directing me straight to bed " She missed out ‘your’ between to & bed | |||
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"Dick is too big" Not looking for single guys 😭 | |||
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"Dick is too big Not looking for single guys 😭" Your balls are minty and id tingle | |||
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"Dick is too big Not looking for single guys 😭 Your balls are minty and id tingle " Gets asked to many mad questions 😁 | |||
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"Dick is too big" Your boobs are not too big | |||
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