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"Last one left _aphunter on the nightshift... Goooooo" I’m dedicated to my work… | |||
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"Last one left _aphunter on the nightshift... Goooooo I’m dedicated to my work…" I don't have baps | |||
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"Last one left _aphunter on the nightshift... Goooooo I’m dedicated to my work… I don't have baps " I don't have minty balls | |||
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"Last one left _aphunter on the nightshift... Goooooo I’m dedicated to my work… I don't have baps I don't have minty balls" I don’t have minty ball baps | |||
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"Last one left _aphunter on the nightshift... Goooooo I’m dedicated to my work… I don't have baps I don't have minty balls" The accent hurts my Brummie ears.. | |||
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"I have to finish work first" Would just make excuses | |||
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"I have to finish work first Would just make excuses" Your too strict | |||
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"I have to finish work first Would just make excuses Your too strict " Your too nice | |||
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"I prefer pissing on lampposts" He prefers robots | |||
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"I prefer pissing on lampposts He prefers robots " Do these robots have laser eyes?! | |||
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"He's finished full stop 😎😎😎😎😎" Thinks hes a reservoir dog | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 05/07/25 00:23:16]" Looking to put my cock in her nose for some reason | |||
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"Have to go shopping, ran out of turnips" I need to check my post box and it's at the end of my 1 mile driveway | |||
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"Have to go shopping, ran out of turnips I need to check my post box and it's at the end of my 1 mile driveway " Those hot titties blinded me & i can't find my way to that hot ass  | |||
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"Have to go shopping, ran out of turnips I need to check my post box and it's at the end of my 1 mile driveway Those hot titties blinded me & i can't find my way to that hot ass "His balls don't match  | |||
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"Have to go shopping, ran out of turnips I need to check my post box and it's at the end of my 1 mile driveway Those hot titties blinded me & i can't find my way to that hot ass
His balls don't match "My balls are too evenly sized | |||
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" My balls are too evenly sized " I like to go at a snails pace 😜 | |||
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" My balls are too evenly sized I like to go at a snails pace 😜" I don't have any matching red outfit | |||
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" My balls are too evenly sized I like to go at a snails pace 😜 I don't have any matching red outfit " Only have a santa outfit and it's too early | |||
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" My balls are too evenly sized I like to go at a snails pace 😜 I don't have any matching red outfit Only have a santa outfit and it's too early " I’ve had too much to drink and might question whether Santa is really not. | |||
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" My balls are too evenly sized I like to go at a snails pace 😜 I don't have any matching red outfit Only have a santa outfit and it's too early I’ve had too much to drink and might question whether Santa is really not." I’ve got no milk and cookies to leave out 😉 | |||
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" My balls are too evenly sized I like to go at a snails pace 😜 I don't have any matching red outfit Only have a santa outfit and it's too early I’ve had too much to drink and might question whether Santa is really not. I’ve got no milk and cookies to leave out 😉" He's not prepared enough for the occasion | |||
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" My balls are too evenly sized I like to go at a snails pace 😜 I don't have any matching red outfit Only have a santa outfit and it's too early I’ve had too much to drink and might question whether Santa is really not. I’ve got no milk and cookies to leave out 😉 He's not prepared enough for the occasion " My knees are only for special occasions 😁 | |||
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"Can you handle me 😏😈" He too far away to find out. | |||
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"But I think hubby would beat me too it x" I’ve suddenly lost my mind and become celibate | |||
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" I’ve suddenly lost my mind and become celibate " Well i can't cos your celibate. Lol | |||
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"My cock is on stroke.. oops, I meant strike "He has gone on strike | |||
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"She's in a huff and not in the mood because of yerman goin on strike. " I don't knownif were combatable cos his profile doesnt tell me. | |||
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"She's in a huff and not in the mood because of yerman goin on strike. I don't knownif were combatable cos his profile doesnt tell me. " She hasn't got the right equipment 😝 | |||
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"She's in a huff and not in the mood because of yerman goin on strike. I don't knownif were combatable cos his profile doesnt tell me. She hasn't got the right equipment 😝" I'm still hanging and I haven't had my Weetabix yet | |||
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"She's in a huff and not in the mood because of yerman goin on strike. I don't knownif were combatable cos his profile doesnt tell me. She hasn't got the right equipment 😝I'm still hanging and I haven't had my Weetabix yet" It might be too big for 😳 | |||
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"She's in a huff and not in the mood because of yerman goin on strike. I don't knownif were combatable cos his profile doesnt tell me. She hasn't got the right equipment 😝I'm still hanging and I haven't had my Weetabix yet It might be too big for 😳" she forgot to bring some lube | |||
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"She's in a huff and not in the mood because of yerman goin on strike. I don't knownif were combatable cos his profile doesnt tell me. She hasn't got the right equipment 😝I'm still hanging and I haven't had my Weetabix yet It might be too big for 😳she forgot to bring some lube" But I'm not into puppets 😜 | |||
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"She's in a huff and not in the mood because of yerman goin on strike. I don't knownif were combatable cos his profile doesnt tell me. She hasn't got the right equipment 😝I'm still hanging and I haven't had my Weetabix yet It might be too big for 😳she forgot to bring some lube But I'm not into puppets 😜" she's not into sitting on a curve | |||
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"She's in a huff and not in the mood because of yerman goin on strike. I don't knownif were combatable cos his profile doesnt tell me. She hasn't got the right equipment 😝I'm still hanging and I haven't had my Weetabix yet It might be too big for 😳she forgot to bring some lube But I'm not into puppets 😜she's not into sitting on a curve "Im not into sitting on anything male | |||
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"It’s been so long I’ve forgotten how to use it " he can't remember how fantastic i was | |||
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"It’s been so long I’ve forgotten how to use it he can't remember how fantastic i was" Hes too fantastic for me | |||
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"It’s been so long I’ve forgotten how to use it he can't remember how fantastic i was Hes too fantastic for me " Must have been that you doped me | |||
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"My cock is on stroke.. oops, I meant strike
He has gone on strike"Won't suprise me if he did | |||
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"My cock is on stroke.. oops, I meant strike
He has gone on strike
Won't suprise me if he did "Hes a skipper | |||
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"My cock is on stroke.. oops, I meant strike
He has gone on strike
Won't suprise me if he did
Hes a skipper "Driving a motorboat  | |||
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"My cock is on stroke.. oops, I meant strike
He has gone on strike
Won't suprise me if he did
Hes a skipper
Driving a motorboat "It's the size of his waves and not the motion of the ocean | |||
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"My cock is on stroke.. oops, I meant strike
He has gone on strike
Won't suprise me if he did
Hes a skipper
Driving a motorboat
It's the size of his waves and not the motion of the ocean "He’s too philosophical | |||
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"My knickers have an 'out of action' label on them. "has restrictive knickers | |||
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"My knickers have an 'out of action' label on them. has restrictive knickers"I have to plait my eyebrows | |||
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"My knickers have an 'out of action' label on them. has restrictive knickers"My goldfish needs a bath | |||
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"My knickers have an 'out of action' label on them. "Your wearing knickers in those heat  | |||
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"My knickers have an 'out of action' label on them. has restrictive knickers
My goldfish needs a bath "Took my turtle on a walk | |||
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"My knickers have an 'out of action' label on them. has restrictive knickers
My goldfish needs a bath
Took my turtle on a walk"The walk will take to long | |||
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"My knickers have an 'out of action' label on them. has restrictive knickers
My goldfish needs a bath
Took my turtle on a walk
The walk will take to long"Im walking in the opposite direction | |||
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"My knickers have an 'out of action' label on them. has restrictive knickers
My goldfish needs a bath
Took my turtle on a walk
The walk will take to long
Im walking in the opposite direction "I'm wearing flip flops and the terrain is rough | |||
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"I'm allergic to flip flops" Planned to wear flip flops whilst deep sticking her | |||
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"I'm allergic to flip flops Planned to wear flip flops whilst deep sticking her" Hed wanna deep stick me and hed snap me in half | |||
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"I'm allergic to flip flops Planned to wear flip flops whilst deep sticking her Hed wanna deep stick me and hed snap me in half " Doesn't want me as a warm up act | |||
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"I'm allergic to flip flops Planned to wear flip flops whilst deep sticking her Hed wanna deep stick me and hed snap me in half Doesn't want me as a warm up act" But I need to sing for the deaf that day | |||
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"I'm allergic to flip flops Planned to wear flip flops whilst deep sticking her Hed wanna deep stick me and hed snap me in half Doesn't want me as a warm up act But I need to sing for the deaf that day " Her singing is getting too much attention | |||
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"I'm allergic to flip flops Planned to wear flip flops whilst deep sticking her Hed wanna deep stick me and hed snap me in half Doesn't want me as a warm up act But I need to sing for the deaf that day Her singing is getting too much attention " He's not a fan of my knees | |||
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"I've been away for a while busy platting fog " He can have his threads back now i was holding the fort for him 👌 | |||
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"I've been away for a while busy platting fog He can have his threads back now i was holding the fort for him 👌" Spends all her time in forums and doesnt reply | |||
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"You’ve thrown in the towel" I'm restringing my racket | |||
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"You’ve thrown in the towel I'm restringing my racket " Im perfecting my playing of the harp | |||
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"You’ve thrown in the towel I'm restringing my racket Im perfecting my playing of the harp" I’m busy feeding wallaby | |||
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"I've been away for a while busy platting fog He can have his threads back now i was holding the fort for him 👌" Awww, feeling the love all the way from here. Thankies 🤣🤣 | |||
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"I'm allergic to minions 😎😎😎😎😎" I'm not a mug | |||
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"I'm allergic to minions 😎😎😎😎😎 I'm not a mug" Too tired after my walk | |||
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"I'm allergic to minions 😎😎😎😎😎 I'm not a mug Too tired after my walk" Hes too tired | |||
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"Your to far away " You're not that lucky Jim | |||
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"He doesn't know how to improvise 😎😎😎😎😎" Has too many novelty mugs  | |||
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"He doesn't know how to improvise 😎😎😎😎😎 Has too many novelty mugs "Too busy admiring some guys mugs | |||
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"He doesn't know how to improvise 😎😎😎😎😎 Has too many novelty mugs
Too busy admiring some guys mugs"He likes mugs and im not a mug | |||
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"He doesn't know how to improvise 😎😎😎😎😎 Has too many novelty mugs
Too busy admiring some guys mugs
He likes mugs and im not a mug"She might break my mugs😎😎😎😎😎 | |||
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"He doesn't know how to improvise 😎😎😎😎😎 Has too many novelty mugs
Too busy admiring some guys mugs
He likes mugs and im not a mug
She might break my mugs😎😎😎😎😎"His mugs are fragile | |||
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"He doesn't know how to improvise 😎😎😎😎😎 Has too many novelty mugs
Too busy admiring some guys mugs
He likes mugs and im not a mug
She might break my mugs😎😎😎😎😎
His mugs are fragile "His penis has turned into a curtain | |||
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"Ain't nobody got time for that!" But you are having a quiet weekend 🤷🏽♂️ | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 05/07/25 16:41:47]" He’s lost for words | |||
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"He doesn't like beaver 😎😎😎😎😎" The cup is just empty | |||
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"I’m more in Tallwirral996" .....but I don't love to cover perfect boobs in cum | |||
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"I don't like the game Simon says 😁" Worried his balls migjt be too minty | |||
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"I don't like the game Simon says 😁 Worried his balls migjt be too minty" Too much hard work because of geographical restrictions 🤣🤣 I'm from Ireland 🤣 | |||
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"I don't like the game Simon says 😁 Worried his balls migjt be too minty Too much hard work because of geographical restrictions 🤣🤣 I'm from Ireland 🤣" your straight | |||
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"I don't like the game Simon says 😁 Worried his balls migjt be too minty Too much hard work because of geographical restrictions 🤣🤣 I'm from Ireland 🤣 your straight " Im straight | |||
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"I don't like the game Simon says 😁 Worried his balls migjt be too minty Too much hard work because of geographical restrictions 🤣🤣 I'm from Ireland 🤣 your straight Im straight " He does want to try new things | |||
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"I don't like the game Simon says 😁 Worried his balls migjt be too minty Too much hard work because of geographical restrictions 🤣🤣 I'm from Ireland 🤣 your straight Im straight He does want to try new things " you wood never say yes | |||
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"I don't like the game Simon says 😁 Worried his balls migjt be too minty Too much hard work because of geographical restrictions 🤣🤣 I'm from Ireland 🤣 your straight Im straight He does want to try new things you wood never say yes" I definitely wouldn't no offence | |||
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"I don't like the game Simon says 😁 Worried his balls migjt be too minty Too much hard work because of geographical restrictions 🤣🤣 I'm from Ireland 🤣 your straight Im straight He does want to try new things you wood never say yes I definitely wouldn't no offence " Me neither haha | |||
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"I don't like the game Simon says 😁 Worried his balls migjt be too minty Too much hard work because of geographical restrictions 🤣🤣 I'm from Ireland 🤣 your straight Im straight He does want to try new things you wood never say yes I definitely wouldn't no offence Me neither haha " He produces too much cum😝 | |||
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"I don't like the game Simon says 😁 Worried his balls migjt be too minty Too much hard work because of geographical restrictions 🤣🤣 I'm from Ireland 🤣 your straight Im straight He does want to try new things you wood never say yes I definitely wouldn't no offence Me neither haha He produces too much cum😝" Is there such a thing? 😂 | |||
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"Too heavy for me 😎😎😎😎😎" Couldn't handle my load | |||
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"Too heavy for me 😎😎😎😎😎 Couldn't handle my load "His load won't shoot far enough | |||
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"Too heavy for me 😎😎😎😎😎 Couldn't handle my load
His load won't shoot far enough
"I'm not verified and don't have a good camera 😁 | |||
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"Too heavy for me 😎😎😎😎😎 Couldn't handle my load
His load won't shoot far enough
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"Too heavy for me 😎😎😎😎😎 Couldn't handle my load
His load won't shoot far enough
It's probably too speedy "Can’t catch him he’s too speedy | |||
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"You wouldn't stop " Prefer pirates | |||
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"You wouldn't stop Prefer pirates " Would make me walk the plank | |||
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"You wouldn't stop Prefer pirates Would make me walk the plank " I like more than one at a time 😎😎😎😎😎 | |||
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"You wouldn't stop Prefer pirates Would make me walk the plank I like more than one at a time 😎😎😎😎😎" I've never seen your bits 😁 J x | |||
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"You wouldn't stop Prefer pirates Would make me walk the plank I like more than one at a time 😎😎😎😎😎 I've never seen your bits 😁 J x" My bits wouldn’t impress her | |||
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"You wouldn't stop Prefer pirates Would make me walk the plank I like more than one at a time 😎😎😎😎😎 I've never seen your bits 😁 J x My bits wouldn’t impress her " He's not impressive enough | |||
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"You wouldn't stop Prefer pirates Would make me walk the plank I like more than one at a time 😎😎😎😎😎 I've never seen your bits 😁 J x My bits wouldn’t impress her He's not impressive enough " I can't find never land | |||
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"You wouldn't stop Prefer pirates Would make me walk the plank I like more than one at a time 😎😎😎😎😎 I've never seen your bits 😁 J x My bits wouldn’t impress her He's not impressive enough I can't find never land " Way too fast for me | |||
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"You wouldn't stop Prefer pirates Would make me walk the plank I like more than one at a time 😎😎😎😎😎 I've never seen your bits 😁 J x My bits wouldn’t impress her He's not impressive enough I can't find never land Way too fast for me " He likes solo fun | |||
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"You wouldn't stop Prefer pirates Would make me walk the plank I like more than one at a time 😎😎😎😎😎 I've never seen your bits 😁 J x My bits wouldn’t impress her He's not impressive enough I can't find never land Way too fast for me He likes solo fun" My dogs chewed my dildo 🤣🤣 | |||
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"You wouldn't stop Prefer pirates Would make me walk the plank I like more than one at a time 😎😎😎😎😎 I've never seen your bits 😁 J x My bits wouldn’t impress her He's not impressive enough I can't find never land Way too fast for me He likes solo fun My dogs chewed my dildo 🤣🤣" Her dog might eat me 😎😎😎😎😎 | |||
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"You wouldn't stop Prefer pirates Would make me walk the plank I like more than one at a time 😎😎😎😎😎 I've never seen your bits 😁 J x My bits wouldn’t impress her He's not impressive enough I can't find never land Way too fast for me He likes solo fun My dogs chewed my dildo 🤣🤣 Her dog might eat me 😎😎😎😎😎" He's running away from a dog with a dildo in its mouth | |||
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"You wouldn't stop Prefer pirates Would make me walk the plank I like more than one at a time 😎😎😎😎😎 I've never seen your bits 😁 J x My bits wouldn’t impress her He's not impressive enough I can't find never land Way too fast for me He likes solo fun My dogs chewed my dildo 🤣🤣 Her dog might eat me 😎😎😎😎😎 He's running away from a dog with a dildo in its mouth " To busy laughing 😃 | |||
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"You wouldn't stop Prefer pirates Would make me walk the plank I like more than one at a time 😎😎😎😎😎 I've never seen your bits 😁 J x My bits wouldn’t impress her He's not impressive enough I can't find never land Way too fast for me He likes solo fun My dogs chewed my dildo 🤣🤣 Her dog might eat me 😎😎😎😎😎 He's running away from a dog with a dildo in its mouth " Too much effort | |||
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"You wouldn't stop Prefer pirates Would make me walk the plank I like more than one at a time 😎😎😎😎😎 I've never seen your bits 😁 J x My bits wouldn’t impress her He's not impressive enough I can't find never land Way too fast for me He likes solo fun My dogs chewed my dildo 🤣🤣 Her dog might eat me 😎😎😎😎😎 He's running away from a dog with a dildo in its mouth Too much effort "Hasn't got the stamina | |||
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"You wouldn't stop Prefer pirates Would make me walk the plank I like more than one at a time 😎😎😎😎😎 I've never seen your bits 😁 J x My bits wouldn’t impress her He's not impressive enough I can't find never land Way too fast for me He likes solo fun My dogs chewed my dildo 🤣🤣 Her dog might eat me 😎😎😎😎😎 He's running away from a dog with a dildo in its mouth Too much effort
Hasn't got the stamina "Has too much stamina😂😂😂😂😂 | |||
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"You wouldn't stop Prefer pirates Would make me walk the plank I like more than one at a time 😎😎😎😎😎 I've never seen your bits 😁 J x My bits wouldn’t impress her He's not impressive enough I can't find never land Way too fast for me He likes solo fun My dogs chewed my dildo 🤣🤣 Her dog might eat me 😎😎😎😎😎 He's running away from a dog with a dildo in its mouth Too much effort
Hasn't got the stamina
Has too much stamina😂😂😂😂😂"Hes jealous of poster above stamina 😝 | |||
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"You wouldn't stop Prefer pirates Would make me walk the plank I like more than one at a time 😎😎😎😎😎 I've never seen your bits 😁 J x My bits wouldn’t impress her He's not impressive enough I can't find never land Way too fast for me He likes solo fun My dogs chewed my dildo 🤣🤣 Her dog might eat me 😎😎😎😎😎 He's running away from a dog with a dildo in its mouth Too much effort
Hasn't got the stamina
Has too much stamina😂😂😂😂😂
Hes jealous of poster above stamina 😝"Wouldn’t want to disappoint 😁 | |||
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"You wouldn't stop Prefer pirates Would make me walk the plank I like more than one at a time 😎😎😎😎😎 I've never seen your bits 😁 J x My bits wouldn’t impress her He's not impressive enough I can't find never land Way too fast for me He likes solo fun My dogs chewed my dildo 🤣🤣 Her dog might eat me 😎😎😎😎😎 He's running away from a dog with a dildo in its mouth Too much effort
Hasn't got the stamina
Has too much stamina😂😂😂😂😂
Hes jealous of poster above stamina 😝
Wouldn’t want to disappoint 😁"Not tasty enough😎😎😎😎😎 | |||
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"You wouldn't stop Prefer pirates Would make me walk the plank I like more than one at a time 😎😎😎😎😎 I've never seen your bits 😁 J x My bits wouldn’t impress her He's not impressive enough I can't find never land Way too fast for me He likes solo fun My dogs chewed my dildo 🤣🤣 Her dog might eat me 😎😎😎😎😎 He's running away from a dog with a dildo in its mouth Too much effort
Hasn't got the stamina
Has too much stamina😂😂😂😂😂
Hes jealous of poster above stamina 😝
Wouldn’t want to disappoint 😁
Not tasty enough😎😎😎😎😎"Has superior taste buds, wouldn't want to disappoint... J x | |||
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"I need a nap. Lol, me at every club night…. "Hes too tired | |||
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"I need a nap. Lol, me at every club night…. "Doesn't want to disturb him | |||
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"Because……. Nope no excuses we just would x" You don't obey the rules. Actually, I quite like that | |||
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"Been at the cricket all day" His choice in sports is questionable | |||
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"Been at the cricket all day His choice in sports is questionable " Your choice of Beer is unquestionably tasty | |||
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"Been at the cricket all day His choice in sports is questionable Your choice of Beer is unquestionably tasty" He'd steal my beer | |||
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