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By *ASR22 OP Couple 2 weeks ago
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This is ours:
“Alright, listen up.
We’re a couple out for a proper good time — no drama, no faffing about, just straight-up, no-nonsense fun. If your bloke can’t keep this lady entertained and leave her smiling (and breathless), don’t waste our time. That’s the standard set by her fella — and he’s got the rhythm, the charm, and the stamina to prove it.
We’re not here for fairy tales or flirty inbox nonsense. No strings. No cling. Just a proper session with people we like — and who like us back. Simple as that.
We’re after couples or the occasional sexy single female.
Single lads? Not your gig. Jog on.
Private party invites? We’re keen. Or we’ll see you at a decent club.
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About us?
She’s an English rose with fire in her belly — clever, cheeky, and a bit shy until you get her motor running. Then, brace yourself — she’s the real headline act.
He’s a dark-skinned Mexican, sharp as a tack and easy on the eyes. If diversity ain’t your thing, then you’re reading the wrong lyrics, mate.
And yeah — we all love admiring the lady, don’t we? Snap away. But don’t be rude — the man deserves a cameo too.
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Want to catch her attention? Be fit or funny — ideally both.
And if you get the honour of laying hands on her, you’d better bring your A-game. It’s not just about showing up — it’s about showing off. She comes first, always.
We come as a pair. No solos. Same room. Always.
No chatting outside Fab — keep it tidy.
Face pics? Only if you’ve sent yours first.
And here’s your test — drop the word “sunbed” in your message so we know you’ve actually read all this and not just scrolled like a lazy tosser” |
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