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"Were all too busy queing ... Go" I’d need a weekend 😁 | |||
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"I'm the goddamn queue😎😎😎😎😎" Quick everyone there's the fire alarm and you must get immediately | |||
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"I'm the goddamn queue😎😎😎😎😎 Quick everyone there's the fire alarm and you must get immediately " He would just want to "Pheel" me | |||
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"I'm the goddamn queue😎😎😎😎😎 Quick everyone there's the fire alarm and you must get immediately He would just want to "Pheel" me" She’s pheeled ![]() | |||
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"I'm the goddamn queue😎😎😎😎😎 Quick everyone there's the fire alarm and you must get immediately He would just want to "Pheel" me She’s pheeled ![]() Im having a bath | |||
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"Too slippy in a bath" He loves being slippy in a bath really | |||
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"Too slippy in a bath He loves being slippy in a bath really" Distance | |||
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"I prefer mixed nuts" Im too busy using my mouth | |||
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"Looks like he eats weetabix " She's too judgy | |||
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"Judges other people being judgy" Would be too much sinfullness in one place | |||
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"Judges other people being judgy Would be too much sinfullness in one place" I’m too innocent | |||
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"Judges other people being judgy Would be too much sinfullness in one place I’m too innocent " Your too innocent | |||
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"Judges other people being judgy Would be too much sinfullness in one place I’m too innocent Your too innocent " I prefer one on one fun | |||
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"Your hands are tiny " 🤣🤣 | |||
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"Your hands are tiny " She tells lies | |||
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"Your hands are tiny She tells lies" Big ego tiny digits 😜 | |||
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"Your hands are tiny She tells lies Big ego tiny digits 😜" My hands are medium sized😎😎😎😎😎 | |||
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"Your profile is hidden so we shall have to take your word on that " I'm not in hiding anymore😎😎😎😎😎 | |||
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"Your profile is hidden so we shall have to take your word on that I'm not in hiding anymore😎😎😎😎😎" Fond of a mug Thats all we can make out | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 06/07/25 19:59:54]" lucky sofa | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 06/07/25 19:59:54] lucky sofa" They like sofas | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 06/07/25 19:59:54] lucky sofa They like sofas " I prefer the bed | |||
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"He changes his profile pic too often ![]() Doesn't like being kept on his toes | |||
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"Would rather be cupping a mug " Too busy laughing | |||
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"I’d be punching above my weight " He's got a better tan | |||
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"I’d be punching above my weight " I'm a lover not a fighter | |||
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"Is too big " Too scared for me😎😎😎😎😎 | |||
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"Is too big " I'd be too small | |||
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"Is too big I'd be too small" Hes too small | |||
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"Is too big I'd be too small Hes too small " I'm just right | |||
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"Too skinny " says I'm too big but I've seen her toys | |||
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"Too skinny says I'm too big but I've seen her toys" can control my toys not so sure about you 🤔 | |||
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"Too skinny says I'm too big but I've seen her toys can control my toys not so sure about you 🤔 " Prefers toys | |||
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"Too skinny says I'm too big but I've seen her toys can control my toys not so sure about you 🤔 Prefers toys " he's nicked my batteries | |||
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"My feet hurt" I'd have to give her a foot massage | |||
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"My feet hurt I'd have to give her a foot massage" Hes busy touching her feet | |||
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"My feet hurt I'd have to give her a foot massage Hes busy touching her feet " She doesn't have a foot fetish | |||
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"Has knobbly knees " Another who has an issue with my knees | |||
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"But I’ve got to finish my dissertation on the quirks of secular communism " Im saving my words😎😎😎😎😎 | |||
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"But I’ve got to finish my dissertation on the quirks of secular communism " But ive already cum | |||
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"But I’ve got to finish my dissertation on the quirks of secular communism But ive already cum " She's not ready for seconds | |||
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"But I’ve got to finish my dissertation on the quirks of secular communism But ive already cum " My work here is done 😎 | |||
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"But I’ve got to finish my dissertation on the quirks of secular communism But ive already cum My work here is done 😎" He's done | |||
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"But I’ve got to finish my dissertation on the quirks of secular communism But ive already cum My work here is done 😎 He's done" Im not there type and im washing my hair | |||
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"But I’ve got to finish my dissertation on the quirks of secular communism But ive already cum My work here is done 😎 He's done Im not there type and im washing my hair" But I’m in the middle of being relentlessly teased | |||
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"But I’ve got to finish my dissertation on the quirks of secular communism But ive already cum My work here is done 😎 He's done Im not there type and im washing my hair But I’m in the middle of being relentlessly teased " Im too busy teasing someone | |||
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"But I’ve got to finish my dissertation on the quirks of secular communism But ive already cum My work here is done 😎 He's done Im not there type and im washing my hair But I’m in the middle of being relentlessly teased Im too busy teasing someone " They’re too busy teasing each other | |||
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"But I’ve got to finish my dissertation on the quirks of secular communism But ive already cum My work here is done 😎 He's done Im not there type and im washing my hair But I’m in the middle of being relentlessly teased Im too busy teasing someone " She’s too busy teasing me | |||
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"But I’ve got to finish my dissertation on the quirks of secular communism But ive already cum My work here is done 😎 He's done Im not there type and im washing my hair But I’m in the middle of being relentlessly teased Im too busy teasing someone She’s too busy teasing me " Only so much teasing one person can take | |||
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"But I’ve got to finish my dissertation on the quirks of secular communism But ive already cum My work here is done 😎 He's done Im not there type and im washing my hair But I’m in the middle of being relentlessly teased Im too busy teasing someone She’s too busy teasing me Only so much teasing one person can take " You tease 😉 | |||
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"But I’ve got to finish my dissertation on the quirks of secular communism But ive already cum My work here is done 😎 He's done Im not there type and im washing my hair But I’m in the middle of being relentlessly teased Im too busy teasing someone She’s too busy teasing me Only so much teasing one person can take You tease 😉" I’m busy making us teas ☕️ | |||
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"But I’ve got to finish my dissertation on the quirks of secular communism But ive already cum My work here is done 😎 He's done Im not there type and im washing my hair But I’m in the middle of being relentlessly teased Im too busy teasing someone She’s too busy teasing me Only so much teasing one person can take You tease 😉" I’m too busy being teased by some very nice teasers | |||
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"But I’ve got to finish my dissertation on the quirks of secular communism But ive already cum My work here is done 😎 He's done Im not there type and im washing my hair But I’m in the middle of being relentlessly teased Im too busy teasing someone She’s too busy teasing me Only so much teasing one person can take You tease 😉 I’m busy making us teas ☕️ " I would "teas" you | |||
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"But I’ve got to finish my dissertation on the quirks of secular communism But ive already cum My work here is done 😎 He's done Im not there type and im washing my hair But I’m in the middle of being relentlessly teased Im too busy teasing someone She’s too busy teasing me Only so much teasing one person can take You tease 😉 I’m busy making us teas ☕️ I would "teas" you" Are you saying you wouldn’t drink my tea | |||
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"But I’ve got to finish my dissertation on the quirks of secular communism But ive already cum My work here is done 😎 He's done Im not there type and im washing my hair But I’m in the middle of being relentlessly teased Im too busy teasing someone She’s too busy teasing me Only so much teasing one person can take You tease 😉 I’m busy making us teas ☕️ I would "teas" you Are you saying you wouldn’t drink my tea " I only drink coffee…. | |||
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"But I’ve got to finish my dissertation on the quirks of secular communism But ive already cum My work here is done 😎 He's done Im not there type and im washing my hair But I’m in the middle of being relentlessly teased Im too busy teasing someone She’s too busy teasing me Only so much teasing one person can take You tease 😉 I’m busy making us teas ☕️ I would "teas" you Are you saying you wouldn’t drink my tea I only drink coffee…. " I don't drink coffee😎😎😎😎😎 | |||
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"But I’ve got to finish my dissertation on the quirks of secular communism But ive already cum My work here is done 😎 He's done Im not there type and im washing my hair But I’m in the middle of being relentlessly teased Im too busy teasing someone She’s too busy teasing me Only so much teasing one person can take You tease 😉 I’m busy making us teas ☕️ I would "teas" you Are you saying you wouldn’t drink my tea I only drink coffee…. I don't drink coffee😎😎😎😎😎" I take tea my dear.... Oh FFS given myself an earworm | |||
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"But I’ve got to finish my dissertation on the quirks of secular communism But ive already cum My work here is done 😎 He's done Im not there type and im washing my hair But I’m in the middle of being relentlessly teased Im too busy teasing someone She’s too busy teasing me Only so much teasing one person can take You tease 😉 I’m busy making us teas ☕️ I would "teas" you Are you saying you wouldn’t drink my tea I only drink coffee…. I don't drink coffee😎😎😎😎😎" Im full of caffeine | |||
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"But I’ve got to finish my dissertation on the quirks of secular communism But ive already cum My work here is done 😎 He's done Im not there type and im washing my hair But I’m in the middle of being relentlessly teased Im too busy teasing someone She’s too busy teasing me Only so much teasing one person can take You tease 😉 I’m busy making us teas ☕️ I would "teas" you Are you saying you wouldn’t drink my tea I only drink coffee…. I don't drink coffee😎😎😎😎😎 I take tea my dear.... Oh FFS given myself an earworm " I’m a gentleman in New York? | |||
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"But I’ve got to finish my dissertation on the quirks of secular communism But ive already cum My work here is done 😎 He's done Im not there type and im washing my hair But I’m in the middle of being relentlessly teased Im too busy teasing someone She’s too busy teasing me Only so much teasing one person can take You tease 😉 I’m busy making us teas ☕️ I would "teas" you Are you saying you wouldn’t drink my tea I only drink coffee…. I don't drink coffee😎😎😎😎😎 I take tea my dear.... Oh FFS given myself an earworm I’m a gentleman in New York?" I’m not in New York | |||
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"But I’ve got to finish my dissertation on the quirks of secular communism But ive already cum My work here is done 😎 He's done Im not there type and im washing my hair But I’m in the middle of being relentlessly teased Im too busy teasing someone She’s too busy teasing me Only so much teasing one person can take You tease 😉 I’m busy making us teas ☕️ I would "teas" you Are you saying you wouldn’t drink my tea I only drink coffee…. I don't drink coffee😎😎😎😎😎 I take tea my dear.... Oh FFS given myself an earworm I’m a gentleman in New York? I’m not in New York " I'm not a gentleman😎😎😎😎😎 | |||
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"But I’ve got to finish my dissertation on the quirks of secular communism But ive already cum My work here is done 😎 He's done Im not there type and im washing my hair But I’m in the middle of being relentlessly teased Im too busy teasing someone She’s too busy teasing me Only so much teasing one person can take You tease 😉 I’m busy making us teas ☕️ I would "teas" you Are you saying you wouldn’t drink my tea I only drink coffee…. I don't drink coffee😎😎😎😎😎 I take tea my dear.... Oh FFS given myself an earworm I’m a gentleman in New York? I’m not in New York I'm not a gentleman😎😎😎😎😎" Im too fast | |||
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"Speedy is waht speedy does " More sleepy than speedy now | |||
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"Speedy is waht speedy does More sleepy than speedy now" He’s asleep | |||
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"Speedy is waht speedy does More sleepy than speedy now He’s asleep " Im sleepy not sleeping | |||
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"I'm full" There too full | |||
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"I'm full There too full" She’s full | |||
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"I'm full There too full" I'm washing my hair ![]() | |||
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"I'm full There too full I'm washing my hair ![]() Too wet 😁 | |||
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"I'm full There too full I'm washing my hair ![]() Too tasty | |||
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"I'm full There too full I'm washing my hair ![]() Doesnt like them wet | |||
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"I'm full There too full I'm washing my hair ![]() She skips | |||
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"I'm full There too full I'm washing my hair ![]() I prefer star jumps | |||
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"I'm full There too full I'm washing my hair ![]() I run😎😎😎😎😎 | |||
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"I'm full There too full I'm washing my hair ![]() I’m tired | |||
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"I'm full There too full I'm washing my hair ![]() I just ran and ran and ran | |||
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"I'm full There too full I'm washing my hair ![]() Im too sizzy from watching him | |||
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"Too much ink " Not a fan of ink | |||
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"Too much ink Not a fan of ink" Not as fan of textured bed sheets ![]() | |||
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"Too much ink Not a fan of ink Not as fan of textured bed sheets ![]() I’m too small 🤣 | |||
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"Too much ink Not a fan of ink Not as fan of textured bed sheets ![]() The orders on how to dissolved in the wash. | |||
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"I'm full There too full I'm washing my hair ![]() What was he doing? Xx | |||
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"I'm full There too full I'm washing my hair ![]() he's too nosey | |||
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"I'm full There too full I'm washing my hair ![]() He likes his privacy | |||
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"I'm full There too full I'm washing my hair ![]() he doesn't like my privates | |||
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"I'm full There too full I'm washing my hair ![]() My privates are public 😎😎😎😎😎 | |||
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"I’m comfy in bed " She's ready to sleep | |||
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"He won’t turn the lights off " I left my socks on | |||
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"I don't doguys" Im counting sheep | |||
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"I don't doguys" but does five guys | |||
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"I don't doguys but does five guys" You might split me in half | |||
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"I don't doguys but does five guys" Five too many guys | |||
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"Doesn’t like a gangbang " I don’t share | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 06/07/25 22:52:50]" They removed their post so clearly lost interest | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 06/07/25 22:52:50]" She's mute | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 06/07/25 22:52:50]" too indecisive | |||
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"Too big " size shamer ![]() | |||
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"Sensitive " there's no but. Deffo would ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Sensitive there's no but. Deffo would ![]() ![]() Im off out for the count | |||
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"Sensitive there's no but. Deffo would ![]() ![]() The moustache on his dick scares me ![]() | |||
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"Sensitive there's no but. Deffo would ![]() ![]() ![]() Thinks I'm someone else ![]() | |||
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"I don’t have the energy " You wouldn’t agree if I offered | |||
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"I don’t have the energy You wouldn’t agree if I offered " It's past my bed time | |||
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"I don’t have the energy You wouldn’t agree if I offered It's past my bed time" is too busy clock watching | |||
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"I don’t have the energy You wouldn’t agree if I offered It's past my bed time is too busy clock watching " I’m far too cosy in bed to move | |||
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"I don’t have the energy You wouldn’t agree if I offered It's past my bed time is too busy clock watching I’m far too cosy in bed to move " You both like em big | |||
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"I don’t have the energy You wouldn’t agree if I offered It's past my bed time is too busy clock watching I’m far too cosy in bed to move You both like em big" You’re always right 😝 | |||
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"I don’t have the energy You wouldn’t agree if I offered It's past my bed time is too busy clock watching I’m far too cosy in bed to move You both like em big You’re always right 😝" But you didn’t put the kettle on | |||
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"I don’t have the energy You wouldn’t agree if I offered It's past my bed time is too busy clock watching I’m far too cosy in bed to move You both like em big You’re always right 😝 But you didn’t put the kettle on " It’s too late for brews | |||
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"I don’t have the energy You wouldn’t agree if I offered It's past my bed time is too busy clock watching I’m far too cosy in bed to move You both like em big You’re always right 😝 But you didn’t put the kettle on " I shouldn’t tell you she makes a Stirling cuppa | |||
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"I don’t have the energy You wouldn’t agree if I offered It's past my bed time is too busy clock watching I’m far too cosy in bed to move You both like em big You’re always right 😝 But you didn’t put the kettle on I shouldn’t tell you she makes a Stirling cuppa" But we prefer a Yorkshire not Stirling | |||
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"I don’t have the energy You wouldn’t agree if I offered It's past my bed time is too busy clock watching I’m far too cosy in bed to move You both like em big You’re always right 😝 But you didn’t put the kettle on I shouldn’t tell you she makes a Stirling cuppa But we prefer a Yorkshire not Stirling " I’m partial to a Lancashire myself 😎 | |||
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"I don’t have the energy You wouldn’t agree if I offered It's past my bed time is too busy clock watching I’m far too cosy in bed to move You both like em big You’re always right 😝 But you didn’t put the kettle on I shouldn’t tell you she makes a Stirling cuppa But we prefer a Yorkshire not Stirling I’m partial to a Lancashire myself 😎" You have questionable taste in tea 😉 | |||
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"I don’t have the energy You wouldn’t agree if I offered It's past my bed time is too busy clock watching I’m far too cosy in bed to move You both like em big You’re always right 😝 But you didn’t put the kettle on I shouldn’t tell you she makes a Stirling cuppa But we prefer a Yorkshire not Stirling I’m partial to a Lancashire myself 😎 You have questionable taste in tea 😉" You’re too southern | |||
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"Your to Northern!" You're too much shadow and cock. ![]() | |||
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"Your to Northern! You're too much shadow and cock. ![]() Youre to submissive | |||
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