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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 3 weeks ago

Stockton

Were all too busy queing ...

Go

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By *asty tatsyMan 3 weeks ago

london


"Were all too busy queing ...

Go"

I’d need a weekend 😁

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By *exyScientistsCouple 3 weeks ago

Castlebar

I can't find the end of the queue!

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By *rown.studMan 3 weeks ago

Thornaby

Lost my place in the queue

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By *r Black 85Man 3 weeks ago

nottingham

I'm the goddamn queue😎😎😎😎😎

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By *heelerMan 3 weeks ago

Northants


"I'm the goddamn queue😎😎😎😎😎"

Quick everyone there's the fire alarm and you must get immediately

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 3 weeks ago

Stockton


"I'm the goddamn queue😎😎😎😎😎

Quick everyone there's the fire alarm and you must get immediately "

He would just want to "Pheel" me

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By *rown.studMan 3 weeks ago

Thornaby


"I'm the goddamn queue😎😎😎😎😎

Quick everyone there's the fire alarm and you must get immediately

He would just want to "Pheel" me"

She’s pheeled

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By *peedyGMan 3 weeks ago

Telford


"I'm the goddamn queue😎😎😎😎😎

Quick everyone there's the fire alarm and you must get immediately

He would just want to "Pheel" me

She’s pheeled "

Im having a bath

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By *emptme1993Man 3 weeks ago

Manchester

Too slippy in a bath

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 3 weeks ago

Stockton


"Too slippy in a bath"

He loves being slippy in a bath really

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By *urenutsMan 3 weeks ago

waltham cross/Harrow HA1


"Too slippy in a bath

He loves being slippy in a bath really"

Distance

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By *uperSalopian7Man 3 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

I prefer mixed nuts

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 3 weeks ago

Stockton


"I prefer mixed nuts"

Im too busy using my mouth

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By *emptme1993Man 3 weeks ago

Manchester

I wouldn’t know when to stop

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By *uperSalopian7Man 3 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

He has no self control

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By *r Black 85Man 3 weeks ago

nottingham

I don't want to dirty his shirt😎😎😎😎😎

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By *uperSalopian7Man 3 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

He's too much of a clean freak

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By *weetbutsinfulWoman 3 weeks ago

Birmingham

Looks like he eats weetabix

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By *peedyGMan 3 weeks ago

Telford


"Looks like he eats weetabix "

She's too judgy

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By *weetbutsinfulWoman 3 weeks ago

Birmingham

Judges other people being judgy

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By *infullyObedientWoman 3 weeks ago

Woodley


"Judges other people being judgy"

Would be too much sinfullness in one place

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By *ancashireredheadWoman 3 weeks ago

Up North


"Judges other people being judgy

Would be too much sinfullness in one place"

I’m too innocent

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By *igboobstCouple 3 weeks ago

barrow


"Judges other people being judgy

Would be too much sinfullness in one place

I’m too innocent "

Your too innocent

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By *peedyGMan 3 weeks ago

Telford


"Judges other people being judgy

Would be too much sinfullness in one place

I’m too innocent

Your too innocent "

I prefer one on one fun

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By *igboobstCouple 3 weeks ago

barrow

Your hands are tiny

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By *peedyGMan 3 weeks ago

Telford


"Your hands are tiny "

🤣🤣

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By *peedyGMan 3 weeks ago

Telford


"Your hands are tiny "

She tells lies

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By *igboobstCouple 3 weeks ago

barrow


"Your hands are tiny

She tells lies"

Big ego tiny digits 😜

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By *r Black 85Man 3 weeks ago

nottingham


"Your hands are tiny

She tells lies

Big ego tiny digits 😜"

My hands are medium sized😎😎😎😎😎

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By *igboobstCouple 3 weeks ago

barrow

Your profile is hidden so we shall have to take your word on that

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By *r Black 85Man 3 weeks ago

nottingham


"Your profile is hidden so we shall have to take your word on that "

I'm not in hiding anymore😎😎😎😎😎

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By *inaTitzTV/TS 3 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I'm too busy being asked for selfies by people in the queue

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By *igboobstCouple 3 weeks ago

barrow

[Removed by poster at 06/07/25 19:59:22]

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By *weetbutsinfulWoman 3 weeks ago

Birmingham

[Removed by poster at 06/07/25 19:59:54]

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By *igboobstCouple 3 weeks ago

barrow


"Your profile is hidden so we shall have to take your word on that

I'm not in hiding anymore😎😎😎😎😎"

Fond of a mug

Thats all we can make out

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By *weetbutsinfulWoman 3 weeks ago

Birmingham

I’m too busy laying on the sofa

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By *igboobstCouple 3 weeks ago

barrow


"[Removed by poster at 06/07/25 19:59:54]"
lucky sofa

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 3 weeks ago

Stockton


"[Removed by poster at 06/07/25 19:59:54] lucky sofa"

They like sofas

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By *peedyGMan 3 weeks ago

Telford


"[Removed by poster at 06/07/25 19:59:54] lucky sofa

They like sofas "

I prefer the bed

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By *uperSalopian7Man 3 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

He changes his profile pic too often

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By *peedyGMan 3 weeks ago

Telford


"He changes his profile pic too often "

Doesn't like being kept on his toes

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By *r Black 85Man 3 weeks ago

nottingham

He's wearing shorts😎😎😎😎😎

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By *igboobstCouple 3 weeks ago

barrow

Would rather be cupping a mug

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 3 weeks ago

Stockton


"Would rather be cupping a mug "

Too busy laughing

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By *erry bull1Man 3 weeks ago

doncaster

I’d be punching above my weight

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By *peedyGMan 3 weeks ago

Telford


"I’d be punching above my weight "

He's got a better tan

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By *ikesEmBigMan 3 weeks ago

Herts


"I’d be punching above my weight "
I'm a lover not a fighter

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By *igboobstCouple 3 weeks ago

barrow

Is too big

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By *r Black 85Man 3 weeks ago

nottingham


"Is too big "

Too scared for me😎😎😎😎😎

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By *peedyGMan 3 weeks ago

Telford


"Is too big "

I'd be too small

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By *infullyObedientWoman 3 weeks ago

Woodley


"Is too big

I'd be too small"

Hes too small

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By *ikesEmBigMan 3 weeks ago

Herts


"Is too big

I'd be too small

Hes too small "

I'm just right

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By *igboobstCouple 3 weeks ago

barrow

Too skinny

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By *ikesEmBigMan 3 weeks ago

Herts


"Too skinny "
says I'm too big but I've seen her toys

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By *igboobstCouple 3 weeks ago

barrow


"Too skinny says I'm too big but I've seen her toys"
can control my toys not so sure about you 🤔

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By *peedyGMan 3 weeks ago

Telford


"Too skinny says I'm too big but I've seen her toys can control my toys not so sure about you 🤔 "

Prefers toys

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By *ikesEmBigMan 3 weeks ago

Herts


"Too skinny says I'm too big but I've seen her toys can control my toys not so sure about you 🤔

Prefers toys "

he's nicked my batteries

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By *igboobstCouple 3 weeks ago

barrow

Provides controllers but charges for AAAs

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By *raig05Man 3 weeks ago

london

Up can I get a rate x

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By *peedyGMan 3 weeks ago

Telford

I'm all out of batteries

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By *weetbutsinfulWoman 3 weeks ago

Birmingham

My feet hurt

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By *tanley FunseekerMan 3 weeks ago

stanley

[Removed by poster at 06/07/25 20:49:38]

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By *uperSalopian7Man 3 weeks ago

Shrewsbury


"My feet hurt"

I'd have to give her a foot massage

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 3 weeks ago

Stockton


"My feet hurt

I'd have to give her a foot massage"

Hes busy touching her feet

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By *igboobstCouple 3 weeks ago

barrow

Has weird eyes

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By *enStarrMan 3 weeks ago

Lancaster

She's busy waiting for him to stop touching their feet

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By *peedyGMan 3 weeks ago

Telford


"My feet hurt

I'd have to give her a foot massage

Hes busy touching her feet "

She doesn't have a foot fetish

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By *igboobstCouple 3 weeks ago

barrow

Has knobbly knees

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By *peedyGMan 3 weeks ago

Telford


"Has knobbly knees "

Another who has an issue with my knees

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By *igboobstCouple 3 weeks ago

barrow

Wears black undies and we are running out of excuses

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By *emonochromeMan 3 weeks ago

Watford

But I’ve got to finish my dissertation on the quirks of secular communism

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By *r Black 85Man 3 weeks ago

nottingham


"But I’ve got to finish my dissertation on the quirks of secular communism "

Im saving my words😎😎😎😎😎

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple 3 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

I think I'm gathering dust down there 😜🤣

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 3 weeks ago

Stockton


"But I’ve got to finish my dissertation on the quirks of secular communism "

But ive already cum

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By *peedyGMan 3 weeks ago

Telford


"But I’ve got to finish my dissertation on the quirks of secular communism

But ive already cum "

She's not ready for seconds

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 3 weeks ago

Bristol


"But I’ve got to finish my dissertation on the quirks of secular communism

But ive already cum "

My work here is done 😎

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By *ineapplePixie69!Couple 3 weeks ago

Neverland/Wales


"But I’ve got to finish my dissertation on the quirks of secular communism

But ive already cum

My work here is done 😎"

He's done

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 3 weeks ago

Stockton


"But I’ve got to finish my dissertation on the quirks of secular communism

But ive already cum

My work here is done 😎

He's done"

Im not there type and im washing my hair

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By *emptme1993Man 3 weeks ago

Manchester

She’s busy

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By *emonochromeMan 3 weeks ago

Watford


"But I’ve got to finish my dissertation on the quirks of secular communism

But ive already cum

My work here is done 😎

He's done

Im not there type and im washing my hair"

But I’m in the middle of being relentlessly teased

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 3 weeks ago

Stockton


"But I’ve got to finish my dissertation on the quirks of secular communism

But ive already cum

My work here is done 😎

He's done

Im not there type and im washing my hair

But I’m in the middle of being relentlessly teased "

Im too busy teasing someone

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 3 weeks ago

Bristol


"But I’ve got to finish my dissertation on the quirks of secular communism

But ive already cum

My work here is done 😎

He's done

Im not there type and im washing my hair

But I’m in the middle of being relentlessly teased

Im too busy teasing someone "

They’re too busy teasing each other

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By *arrenhertsmanMan 3 weeks ago

Hatfield


"But I’ve got to finish my dissertation on the quirks of secular communism

But ive already cum

My work here is done 😎

He's done

Im not there type and im washing my hair

But I’m in the middle of being relentlessly teased

Im too busy teasing someone "

She’s too busy teasing me

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By *ancashireredheadWoman 3 weeks ago

Up North


"But I’ve got to finish my dissertation on the quirks of secular communism

But ive already cum

My work here is done 😎

He's done

Im not there type and im washing my hair

But I’m in the middle of being relentlessly teased

Im too busy teasing someone

She’s too busy teasing me "

Only so much teasing one person can take

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 3 weeks ago

Bristol


"But I’ve got to finish my dissertation on the quirks of secular communism

But ive already cum

My work here is done 😎

He's done

Im not there type and im washing my hair

But I’m in the middle of being relentlessly teased

Im too busy teasing someone

She’s too busy teasing me

Only so much teasing one person can take "

You tease 😉

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By *olo180Man 3 weeks ago

Greater London


"But I’ve got to finish my dissertation on the quirks of secular communism

But ive already cum

My work here is done 😎

He's done

Im not there type and im washing my hair

But I’m in the middle of being relentlessly teased

Im too busy teasing someone

She’s too busy teasing me

Only so much teasing one person can take

You tease 😉"

I’m busy making us teas ☕️

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By *arrenhertsmanMan 3 weeks ago

Hatfield


"But I’ve got to finish my dissertation on the quirks of secular communism

But ive already cum

My work here is done 😎

He's done

Im not there type and im washing my hair

But I’m in the middle of being relentlessly teased

Im too busy teasing someone

She’s too busy teasing me

Only so much teasing one person can take

You tease 😉"

I’m too busy being teased by some very nice teasers

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 3 weeks ago

Stockton


"But I’ve got to finish my dissertation on the quirks of secular communism

But ive already cum

My work here is done 😎

He's done

Im not there type and im washing my hair

But I’m in the middle of being relentlessly teased

Im too busy teasing someone

She’s too busy teasing me

Only so much teasing one person can take

You tease 😉

I’m busy making us teas ☕️ "

I would "teas" you

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By *olo180Man 3 weeks ago

Greater London


"But I’ve got to finish my dissertation on the quirks of secular communism

But ive already cum

My work here is done 😎

He's done

Im not there type and im washing my hair

But I’m in the middle of being relentlessly teased

Im too busy teasing someone

She’s too busy teasing me

Only so much teasing one person can take

You tease 😉

I’m busy making us teas ☕️

I would "teas" you"

Are you saying you wouldn’t drink my tea

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By *igboobstCouple 3 weeks ago

barrow

Would be lovely but laser eyes.

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By *arrenhertsmanMan 3 weeks ago

Hatfield


"But I’ve got to finish my dissertation on the quirks of secular communism

But ive already cum

My work here is done 😎

He's done

Im not there type and im washing my hair

But I’m in the middle of being relentlessly teased

Im too busy teasing someone

She’s too busy teasing me

Only so much teasing one person can take

You tease 😉

I’m busy making us teas ☕️

I would "teas" you

Are you saying you wouldn’t drink my tea "

I only drink coffee….

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By *r Black 85Man 3 weeks ago

nottingham


"But I’ve got to finish my dissertation on the quirks of secular communism

But ive already cum

My work here is done 😎

He's done

Im not there type and im washing my hair

But I’m in the middle of being relentlessly teased

Im too busy teasing someone

She’s too busy teasing me

Only so much teasing one person can take

You tease 😉

I’m busy making us teas ☕️

I would "teas" you

Are you saying you wouldn’t drink my tea

I only drink coffee…. "

I don't drink coffee😎😎😎😎😎

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple 3 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"But I’ve got to finish my dissertation on the quirks of secular communism

But ive already cum

My work here is done 😎

He's done

Im not there type and im washing my hair

But I’m in the middle of being relentlessly teased

Im too busy teasing someone

She’s too busy teasing me

Only so much teasing one person can take

You tease 😉

I’m busy making us teas ☕️

I would "teas" you

Are you saying you wouldn’t drink my tea

I only drink coffee….

I don't drink coffee😎😎😎😎😎"

I take tea my dear....

Oh FFS given myself an earworm

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By *peedyGMan 3 weeks ago

Telford


"But I’ve got to finish my dissertation on the quirks of secular communism

But ive already cum

My work here is done 😎

He's done

Im not there type and im washing my hair

But I’m in the middle of being relentlessly teased

Im too busy teasing someone

She’s too busy teasing me

Only so much teasing one person can take

You tease 😉

I’m busy making us teas ☕️

I would "teas" you

Are you saying you wouldn’t drink my tea

I only drink coffee….

I don't drink coffee😎😎😎😎😎"

Im full of caffeine

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 3 weeks ago

Bristol


"But I’ve got to finish my dissertation on the quirks of secular communism

But ive already cum

My work here is done 😎

He's done

Im not there type and im washing my hair

But I’m in the middle of being relentlessly teased

Im too busy teasing someone

She’s too busy teasing me

Only so much teasing one person can take

You tease 😉

I’m busy making us teas ☕️

I would "teas" you

Are you saying you wouldn’t drink my tea

I only drink coffee….

I don't drink coffee😎😎😎😎😎

I take tea my dear....

Oh FFS given myself an earworm "

I’m a gentleman in New York?

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By *arrenhertsmanMan 3 weeks ago

Hatfield


"But I’ve got to finish my dissertation on the quirks of secular communism

But ive already cum

My work here is done 😎

He's done

Im not there type and im washing my hair

But I’m in the middle of being relentlessly teased

Im too busy teasing someone

She’s too busy teasing me

Only so much teasing one person can take

You tease 😉

I’m busy making us teas ☕️

I would "teas" you

Are you saying you wouldn’t drink my tea

I only drink coffee….

I don't drink coffee😎😎😎😎😎

I take tea my dear....

Oh FFS given myself an earworm

I’m a gentleman in New York?"

I’m not in New York

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By *r Black 85Man 3 weeks ago

nottingham


"But I’ve got to finish my dissertation on the quirks of secular communism

But ive already cum

My work here is done 😎

He's done

Im not there type and im washing my hair

But I’m in the middle of being relentlessly teased

Im too busy teasing someone

She’s too busy teasing me

Only so much teasing one person can take

You tease 😉

I’m busy making us teas ☕️

I would "teas" you

Are you saying you wouldn’t drink my tea

I only drink coffee….

I don't drink coffee😎😎😎😎😎

I take tea my dear....

Oh FFS given myself an earworm

I’m a gentleman in New York?

I’m not in New York "

I'm not a gentleman😎😎😎😎😎

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By *igboobstCouple 3 weeks ago

barrow

Mugs

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By *peedyGMan 3 weeks ago

Telford


"But I’ve got to finish my dissertation on the quirks of secular communism

But ive already cum

My work here is done 😎

He's done

Im not there type and im washing my hair

But I’m in the middle of being relentlessly teased

Im too busy teasing someone

She’s too busy teasing me

Only so much teasing one person can take

You tease 😉

I’m busy making us teas ☕️

I would "teas" you

Are you saying you wouldn’t drink my tea

I only drink coffee….

I don't drink coffee😎😎😎😎😎

I take tea my dear....

Oh FFS given myself an earworm

I’m a gentleman in New York?

I’m not in New York

I'm not a gentleman😎😎😎😎😎"

Im too fast

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By *igboobstCouple 3 weeks ago

barrow

Speedy is waht speedy does

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By *peedyGMan 3 weeks ago

Telford


"Speedy is waht speedy does "

More sleepy than speedy now

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By *arrenhertsmanMan 3 weeks ago

Hatfield


"Speedy is waht speedy does

More sleepy than speedy now"

He’s asleep

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By *igboobstCouple 3 weeks ago

barrow

Your y fronts.

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By *peedyGMan 3 weeks ago

Telford


"Speedy is waht speedy does

More sleepy than speedy now

He’s asleep "

Im sleepy not sleeping

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By *uperSalopian7Man 3 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

He's grumpy because he's tired

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By *ittyandcucumberCouple 3 weeks ago

London

I'm full

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 3 weeks ago

Stockton


"I'm full"

There too full

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By *asty tatsyMan 3 weeks ago

london


"I'm full

There too full"

She’s full

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By *anandrubyCouple 3 weeks ago

Chelmsford / Sutton


"I'm full

There too full"

I'm washing my hair

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By *asty tatsyMan 3 weeks ago

london


"I'm full

There too full

I'm washing my hair "

Too wet 😁

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By *peedyGMan 3 weeks ago

Telford


"I'm full

There too full

I'm washing my hair

Too wet 😁"

Too tasty

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 3 weeks ago

Stockton


"I'm full

There too full

I'm washing my hair

Too wet 😁"

Doesnt like them wet

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By *peedyGMan 3 weeks ago

Telford


"I'm full

There too full

I'm washing my hair

Too wet 😁

Doesnt like them wet "

She skips

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By *ancashireredheadWoman 3 weeks ago

Up North


"I'm full

There too full

I'm washing my hair

Too wet 😁

Doesnt like them wet

She skips"

I prefer star jumps

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By *r Black 85Man 3 weeks ago

nottingham


"I'm full

There too full

I'm washing my hair

Too wet 😁

Doesnt like them wet

She skips"

I run😎😎😎😎😎

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 3 weeks ago

Bristol


"I'm full

There too full

I'm washing my hair

Too wet 😁

Doesnt like them wet

She skips

I prefer star jumps "

I’m tired

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By *asty tatsyMan 3 weeks ago

london


"I'm full

There too full

I'm washing my hair

Too wet 😁

Doesnt like them wet

She skips

I run😎😎😎😎😎"

I just ran and ran and ran

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 3 weeks ago

Stockton


"I'm full

There too full

I'm washing my hair

Too wet 😁

Doesnt like them wet

She skips

I run😎😎😎😎😎

I just ran and ran and ran "

Im too sizzy from watching him

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By *igboobstCouple 3 weeks ago

barrow

Too much ink

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By *peedyGMan 3 weeks ago

Telford


"Too much ink "

Not a fan of ink

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By *ilkey69Man 3 weeks ago

Barnsley

You are straight

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By *ikesEmBigMan 3 weeks ago

Herts


"Too much ink

Not a fan of ink"

Not as fan of textured bed sheets

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 3 weeks ago

Bristol


"Too much ink

Not a fan of ink Not as fan of textured bed sheets "

I’m too small 🤣

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By *NormalMan01Man 3 weeks ago

Harrogate


"Too much ink

Not a fan of ink Not as fan of textured bed sheets

I’m too small 🤣"

The orders on how to dissolved in the wash.

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By *eesside52Man 3 weeks ago

Stockton


"I'm full

There too full

I'm washing my hair

Too wet 😁

Doesnt like them wet

She skips

I run😎😎😎😎😎

I just ran and ran and ran

Im too sizzy from watching him"

What was he doing? Xx

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By *ikesEmBigMan 3 weeks ago

Herts


"I'm full

There too full

I'm washing my hair

Too wet 😁

Doesnt like them wet

She skips

I run😎😎😎😎😎

I just ran and ran and ran

Im too sizzy from watching him

What was he doing? Xx"

he's too nosey

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By *peedyGMan 3 weeks ago

Telford


"I'm full

There too full

I'm washing my hair

Too wet 😁

Doesnt like them wet

She skips

I run😎😎😎😎😎

I just ran and ran and ran

Im too sizzy from watching him

What was he doing? Xx he's too nosey"

He likes his privacy

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By *ikesEmBigMan 3 weeks ago

Herts


"I'm full

There too full

I'm washing my hair

Too wet 😁

Doesnt like them wet

She skips

I run😎😎😎😎😎

I just ran and ran and ran

Im too sizzy from watching him

What was he doing? Xx he's too nosey

He likes his privacy "

he doesn't like my privates

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By *r Black 85Man 3 weeks ago

nottingham


"I'm full

There too full

I'm washing my hair

Too wet 😁

Doesnt like them wet

She skips

I run😎😎😎😎😎

I just ran and ran and ran

Im too sizzy from watching him

What was he doing? Xx he's too nosey

He likes his privacy he doesn't like my privates"

My privates are public 😎😎😎😎😎

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By *weetbutsinfulWoman 3 weeks ago

Birmingham

I’m comfy in bed

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By *peedyGMan 3 weeks ago

Telford


"I’m comfy in bed "

She's ready to sleep

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By *weetbutsinfulWoman 3 weeks ago

Birmingham

He won’t turn the lights off

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 3 weeks ago

Bristol


"He won’t turn the lights off "

I left my socks on

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By *rPunxMan 3 weeks ago

Hull

I don't doguys

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By *peedyGMan 3 weeks ago

Telford


"I don't doguys"

Im counting sheep

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By *ikesEmBigMan 3 weeks ago

Herts


"I don't doguys"
but does five guys

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By *S-cardiffiansCouple 3 weeks ago

cardiff


"I don't doguys but does five guys"

You might split me in half

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By *peedyGMan 3 weeks ago

Telford


"I don't doguys but does five guys"

Five too many guys

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By *weetbutsinfulWoman 3 weeks ago

Birmingham

Doesn’t like a gangbang

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 3 weeks ago

Bristol


"Doesn’t like a gangbang "

I don’t share

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By *r Black 85Man 3 weeks ago

nottingham

I'm too busy eating ice cream and strawberry sauce😎😎😎😎😎

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By *nnCeeWoman 3 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

I'm too busy crying I can't eatbice cream anymore

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By *weetbutsinfulWoman 3 weeks ago

Birmingham

[Removed by poster at 06/07/25 22:52:50]

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By *NormalMan01Man 3 weeks ago

Harrogate


"[Removed by poster at 06/07/25 22:52:50]"

They removed their post so clearly lost interest

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By *peedyGMan 3 weeks ago

Telford

[Removed by poster at 06/07/25 22:54:07]

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By *peedyGMan 3 weeks ago

Telford


"[Removed by poster at 06/07/25 22:52:50]"

She's mute

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By *ikesEmBigMan 3 weeks ago

Herts


"[Removed by poster at 06/07/25 22:52:50]"
too indecisive

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By *weetbutsinfulWoman 3 weeks ago

Birmingham

Too big

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By *ikesEmBigMan 3 weeks ago

Herts


"Too big "
size shamer

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By *weetbutsinfulWoman 3 weeks ago

Birmingham

Sensitive

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By *ikesEmBigMan 3 weeks ago

Herts


"Sensitive "
there's no but. Deffo would

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By *peedyGMan 3 weeks ago

Telford


"Sensitive there's no but. Deffo would "

Im off out for the count

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By *haringisCaring1208Couple 3 weeks ago

Lurgan


"Sensitive there's no but. Deffo would

Im off out for the count"

The moustache on his dick scares me

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By *ikesEmBigMan 3 weeks ago

Herts


"Sensitive there's no but. Deffo would

Im off out for the count

The moustache on his dick scares me "

Thinks I'm someone else

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By *weetbutsinfulWoman 3 weeks ago

Birmingham

I don’t have the energy

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 3 weeks ago

Bristol


"I don’t have the energy "

You wouldn’t agree if I offered

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By *haiababeWoman 3 weeks ago

North devon


"I don’t have the energy

You wouldn’t agree if I offered "

It's past my bed time

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By *ikesEmBigMan 3 weeks ago

Herts


"I don’t have the energy

You wouldn’t agree if I offered

It's past my bed time"

is too busy clock watching

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By *ancashireredheadWoman 3 weeks ago

Up North


"I don’t have the energy

You wouldn’t agree if I offered

It's past my bed time is too busy clock watching "

I’m far too cosy in bed to move

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 3 weeks ago

Bristol


"I don’t have the energy

You wouldn’t agree if I offered

It's past my bed time is too busy clock watching

I’m far too cosy in bed to move "

You both like em big

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By *ancashireredheadWoman 3 weeks ago

Up North


"I don’t have the energy

You wouldn’t agree if I offered

It's past my bed time is too busy clock watching

I’m far too cosy in bed to move

You both like em big"

You’re always right 😝

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By *reakbedsnotheartsMan 3 weeks ago

mk


"I don’t have the energy

You wouldn’t agree if I offered

It's past my bed time is too busy clock watching

I’m far too cosy in bed to move

You both like em big

You’re always right 😝"

But you didn’t put the kettle on

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By *ancashireredheadWoman 3 weeks ago

Up North


"I don’t have the energy

You wouldn’t agree if I offered

It's past my bed time is too busy clock watching

I’m far too cosy in bed to move

You both like em big

You’re always right 😝

But you didn’t put the kettle on "

It’s too late for brews

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 3 weeks ago

Bristol


"I don’t have the energy

You wouldn’t agree if I offered

It's past my bed time is too busy clock watching

I’m far too cosy in bed to move

You both like em big

You’re always right 😝

But you didn’t put the kettle on "

I shouldn’t tell you she makes a Stirling cuppa

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By *heVikingJarlMan 3 weeks ago

behind you

You'd want to keep cumming

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By (user no longer on site) 3 weeks ago


"I don’t have the energy

You wouldn’t agree if I offered

It's past my bed time is too busy clock watching

I’m far too cosy in bed to move

You both like em big

You’re always right 😝

But you didn’t put the kettle on

I shouldn’t tell you she makes a Stirling cuppa"

But we prefer a Yorkshire not Stirling

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 3 weeks ago

Bristol


"I don’t have the energy

You wouldn’t agree if I offered

It's past my bed time is too busy clock watching

I’m far too cosy in bed to move

You both like em big

You’re always right 😝

But you didn’t put the kettle on

I shouldn’t tell you she makes a Stirling cuppa

But we prefer a Yorkshire not Stirling "

I’m partial to a Lancashire myself 😎

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By *ancashireredheadWoman 3 weeks ago

Up North


"I don’t have the energy

You wouldn’t agree if I offered

It's past my bed time is too busy clock watching

I’m far too cosy in bed to move

You both like em big

You’re always right 😝

But you didn’t put the kettle on

I shouldn’t tell you she makes a Stirling cuppa

But we prefer a Yorkshire not Stirling

I’m partial to a Lancashire myself 😎"

You have questionable taste in tea 😉

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By *otathletic1Man 3 weeks ago

Newquay

You’re too far away!

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 3 weeks ago

Bristol


"I don’t have the energy

You wouldn’t agree if I offered

It's past my bed time is too busy clock watching

I’m far too cosy in bed to move

You both like em big

You’re always right 😝

But you didn’t put the kettle on

I shouldn’t tell you she makes a Stirling cuppa

But we prefer a Yorkshire not Stirling

I’m partial to a Lancashire myself 😎

You have questionable taste in tea 😉"

You’re too southern

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By *otathletic1Man 3 weeks ago

Newquay

Your to Northern!

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By *ub with a ChubbMan 3 weeks ago

Southwest & Cork City


"Your to Northern!"

You're too much shadow and cock.

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By *infullyObedientWoman 3 weeks ago

Woodley


"Your to Northern!

You're too much shadow and cock. "

Youre to submissive

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By *plMarshmallowCouple 3 weeks ago

Uxbridge

No buts :3

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By *ungBumboyMan 3 weeks ago

york

I’d love a queue of men waiting to fuck me!

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