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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 3 days ago

Stockton

Goooooooo

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By *emptme1993Man 3 days ago

manchester


"Goooooooo"

I just got called a predator so I best not 🤣🤣🤣

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By *rown.studMan 3 days ago

Thornaby

I’m not tempted

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By *illerpinsMan 3 days ago

liverpool

I have just had a wank over you and nothing left haha

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By *22rMan 3 days ago

I’m cum in seconds lol

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By *ddie7XXXMan 3 days ago

wigan

I don’t think we have time for the session that we need

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 3 days ago

Stockton


"I don’t think we have time for the session that we need "

He takes too long 👅

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By *rthur WrightusMan 3 days ago

Round the Bend

you will have to make an appointment

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 3 days ago

Stockton


"you will have to make an appointment "

Hes not spontaneous enough for me

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By *tanley FunseekerMan 3 days ago

stanley


"you will have to make an appointment

Hes not spontaneous enough for me "

No buts, defo would

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By *rthur WrightusMan 3 days ago

Round the Bend


"you will have to make an appointment

Hes not spontaneous enough for me "

Sorry, but you can always opt to go on the 'emergency' drop out list

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By *emptme1993Man 3 days ago

manchester

He’s looking for a drop out

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 3 days ago

Stockton


"He’s looking for a drop out"

Id rather drop in than out

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By *rown.studMan 3 days ago

Thornaby


"He’s looking for a drop out

Id rather drop in than out "

My nose is still bleeding

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By *lice AgainTV/TS 3 days ago

Bristol


"He’s looking for a drop out

Id rather drop in than out

My nose is still bleeding "

I already have a towel rack.

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By *xoticFrolicMan 3 days ago

Gosport

Your towel rack is clearly better than mine.

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By *rinceless PrincessWoman 3 days ago

Gloucester

I’m washing my towels

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By *etishfreakMan 3 days ago

Teddington


"I’m washing my towels "

Only if i can workship your feet

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By *de81Man 3 days ago

Hitchin


"I’m washing my towels "

Her towels are in the wash, I'd have nothing to hide my modesty!

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By *NormalMan01Man 3 days ago

Harrogate


"I’m washing my towels

Her towels are in the wash, I'd have nothing to hide my modesty!"

There’s a towel tug of war going on.

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By *fffunCouple 3 days ago

Somewhere just outside London

I'm busy hiding all the towels

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By *ne night only40Man 3 days ago

Nottingham

My duck won't reach london

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By *ne night only40Man 3 days ago

Nottingham


"My duck won't reach london"

Dick* ffs

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By *rown.studMan 3 days ago

Thornaby

His dick turned into a duck

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By *S-cardiffiansCouple 3 days ago

cardiff

Too far away

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By *NormalMan01Man 3 days ago

Harrogate


"Too far away "

Cardiff is a long way away and I always wonder what the Welsh accent would be like, in that way…

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By *de81Man 3 days ago

Hitchin


"My duck won't reach london"

He's only after a quackie

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 3 days ago

Stockton


"My duck won't reach london

He's only after a quackie "

Im after a quackie too

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By *ornyfitguyforfunMan 3 days ago

bristol


"My duck won't reach london

He's only after a quackie

Im after a quackie too "

My stomach is full

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By *fffunCouple 3 days ago

Somewhere just outside London

I'm too hungry

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By *de81Man 3 days ago

Hitchin


"My duck won't reach london

He's only after a quackie

Im after a quackie too "

I don't have any bread, what could I feed you?

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By *ornyfitguyforfunMan 3 days ago

bristol


"My duck won't reach london

He's only after a quackie

Im after a quackie too

I don't have any bread, what could I feed you? "

Loads hehe

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 3 days ago

Stockton


"My duck won't reach london

He's only after a quackie

Im after a quackie too

I don't have any bread, what could I feed you? "

Seed? 🤣🤤🤤

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By *ornyfitguyforfunMan 3 days ago

bristol


"My duck won't reach london

He's only after a quackie

Im after a quackie too

I don't have any bread, what could I feed you?

I have almonds and coconuts is it fine

Seed? 🤣🤤🤤"

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By *de81Man 3 days ago

Hitchin


"My duck won't reach london

He's only after a quackie

Im after a quackie too

I don't have any bread, what could I feed you?

Seed? 🤣🤤🤤"

You must be good at what you do if you like to "suck seed"

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By *r Black 85Man 3 days ago

nottingham


"My duck won't reach london

He's only after a quackie

Im after a quackie too

I don't have any bread, what could I feed you?

Seed? 🤣🤤🤤

You must be good at what you do if you like to "suck seed" "

His towel is more important 😎😎😎😎😎

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 3 days ago

Transsexual Transylvania

[Removed by poster at 07/07/25 13:14:29]

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By *ustaregularguylookingMan 3 days ago

Derby

I’m arranging my naval lint by colour

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By *ornyfitguyforfunMan 3 days ago

bristol

Im drinking soda using my legs

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By *rown.studMan 3 days ago

Thornaby

[Removed by poster at 07/07/25 13:21:55]

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By *peedyGMan 3 days ago

Telford


"[Removed by poster at 07/07/25 13:21:55]"

He doesnt know what to say

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By *tr8MrEMan 3 days ago

somewhere near Sheffield

I find black bland

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By *iniskirtCouple 3 days ago

Paisley

I wouldn’t want to hurt the minion x

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By *ancashireredheadWoman 3 days ago

Up North


"I wouldn’t want to hurt the minion x"

I only wear _iniskirts on special occasions 😊

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By *weetbutsinfulWoman 3 days ago

Birmingham

I’m too tired

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By *olo180Man 3 days ago

West London


"I’m too tired "

Can’t wake her up

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By *ameskinkyboyMan 3 days ago

Norwich

Actually I would just fuck you

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By *UNKIEMan 3 days ago

south east

youre too quick for me to catch

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By *olo180Man 3 days ago

West London


"youre too quick for me to catch "

I’m legging it

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 3 days ago

Stockton


"youre too quick for me to catch

I’m legging it "

Hes ran off

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By *olo180Man 3 days ago

West London


"youre too quick for me to catch

I’m legging it

Hes ran off "

She’s not chasing me

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 3 days ago

Stockton


"youre too quick for me to catch

I’m legging it

Hes ran off

She’s not chasing me "

I have heels on and cant run

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By *UNKIEMan 3 days ago

south east


"youre too quick for me to catch

I’m legging it

Hes ran off

She’s not chasing me

I have heels on and cant run"

ohh easy prey

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By *rown.studMan 3 days ago

Thornaby


"youre too quick for me to catch

I’m legging it

Hes ran off

She’s not chasing me

I have heels on and cant run

ohh easy prey "

He ate a woman

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 3 days ago

Stockton


"youre too quick for me to catch

I’m legging it

Hes ran off

She’s not chasing me

I have heels on and cant run

ohh easy prey "

Hed rather eat me

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By *olo180Man 3 days ago

West London


"youre too quick for me to catch

I’m legging it

Hes ran off

She’s not chasing me

I have heels on and cant run

ohh easy prey

Hed rather eat me "

I’d rather lick you 👅

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 3 days ago

Stockton


"youre too quick for me to catch

I’m legging it

Hes ran off

She’s not chasing me

I have heels on and cant run

ohh easy prey

Hed rather eat me

I’d rather lick you 👅 "

Hed rather lick but i want penis

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By *asty tatsyMan 3 days ago

london


"youre too quick for me to catch

I’m legging it

Hes ran off

She’s not chasing me

I have heels on and cant run

ohh easy prey

Hed rather eat me

I’d rather lick you 👅 "

I’d just watch you lick her

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By *emptme1993Man 3 days ago

manchester

He’s just watching

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 3 days ago

Stockton


"He’s just watching "

Im being eaten and licked but if he can squeeze in 🤣🤷‍♀️

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By *asty tatsyMan 3 days ago

london


"He’s just watching

Im being eaten and licked but if he can squeeze in 🤣🤷‍♀️"

I will just sit in the corner

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 3 days ago

Stockton


"He’s just watching

Im being eaten and licked but if he can squeeze in 🤣🤷‍♀️

I will just sit in the corner "

Im not his type hed rather sit in the corner

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By *asty tatsyMan 3 days ago

london


"He’s just watching

Im being eaten and licked but if he can squeeze in 🤣🤷‍♀️

I will just sit in the corner

Im not his type hed rather sit in the corner "

Wants me in the corner 🤣🤣

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By *olo180Man 3 days ago

West London


"He’s just watching

Im being eaten and licked but if he can squeeze in 🤣🤷‍♀️

I will just sit in the corner

Im not his type hed rather sit in the corner

Wants me in the corner 🤣🤣"

I’m leaving him to his corner and then squeezing right in!

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By *rown.studMan 3 days ago

Thornaby

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By *rown.studMan 3 days ago

Thornaby


"He’s just watching

Im being eaten and licked but if he can squeeze in 🤣🤷‍♀️

I will just sit in the corner

Im not his type hed rather sit in the corner

Wants me in the corner 🤣🤣

I’m leaving him to his corner and then squeezing right in! "

Help him thrust

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By *wnedslut-KittyWoman 3 days ago

Kittys Lane


"He’s just watching

Im being eaten and licked but if he can squeeze in 🤣🤷‍♀️

I will just sit in the corner

Im not his type hed rather sit in the corner

Wants me in the corner 🤣🤣

I’m leaving him to his corner and then squeezing right in! "

He's getting Cosy in the corner with Tastytatsy

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By *asty tatsyMan 3 days ago

london


"He’s just watching

Im being eaten and licked but if he can squeeze in 🤣🤷‍♀️

I will just sit in the corner

Im not his type hed rather sit in the corner

Wants me in the corner 🤣🤣

I’m leaving him to his corner and then squeezing right in!

He's getting Cosy in the corner with Tastytatsy"

Very welcome to join 😁

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 3 days ago

Stockton


"He’s just watching

Im being eaten and licked but if he can squeeze in 🤣🤷‍♀️

I will just sit in the corner

Im not his type hed rather sit in the corner

Wants me in the corner 🤣🤣

I’m leaving him to his corner and then squeezing right in!

He's getting Cosy in the corner with Tastytatsy

Very welcome to join 😁"

Hes got a corner group

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By *asty tatsyMan 3 days ago

london


"He’s just watching

Im being eaten and licked but if he can squeeze in 🤣🤷‍♀️

I will just sit in the corner

Im not his type hed rather sit in the corner

Wants me in the corner 🤣🤣

I’m leaving him to his corner and then squeezing right in!

He's getting Cosy in the corner with Tastytatsy

Very welcome to join 😁

Hes got a corner group "

Now she wants in 👀😁

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By *tr8MrEMan 3 days ago

somewhere near Sheffield

I'm starting my own corner group...I've got pie and coffee in mine

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By *rown.studMan 3 days ago

Thornaby


"I'm starting my own corner group...I've got pie and coffee in mine "

I take a hot one with no sugar please

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 3 days ago

Stockton


"I'm starting my own corner group...I've got pie and coffee in mine

I take a hot one with no sugar please "

I dont like to be in the corner i prefer centre stage 👋👋

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By *tr8MrEMan 3 days ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"I'm starting my own corner group...I've got pie and coffee in mine

I take a hot one with no sugar please "

Nope, not until you download app 🤣🤣

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By *tr8MrEMan 3 days ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"I'm starting my own corner group...I've got pie and coffee in mine

I take a hot one with no sugar please

I dont like to be in the corner i prefer centre stage 👋👋"

Well I'd hate to burst everyone's bubble (so I'll tell you quietly ok)... "The room is round" 😂😂

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By *olo180Man 3 days ago

West London


"I'm starting my own corner group...I've got pie and coffee in mine

I take a hot one with no sugar please

I dont like to be in the corner i prefer centre stage 👋👋

Well I'd hate to burst everyone's bubble (so I'll tell you quietly ok)... "The room is round" 😂😂"

He lives in a Hamster Ball

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 3 days ago

Stockton


"I'm starting my own corner group...I've got pie and coffee in mine

I take a hot one with no sugar please

I dont like to be in the corner i prefer centre stage 👋👋

Well I'd hate to burst everyone's bubble (so I'll tell you quietly ok)... "The room is round" 😂😂

He lives in a Hamster Ball "

Im too busy laughing 🤣🤣

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By *rikki1967ukMan 3 days ago

peterborough


"I'm starting my own corner group...I've got pie and coffee in mine

I take a hot one with no sugar please

I dont like to be in the corner i prefer centre stage 👋👋

You would kill me. What a way to go....

Well I'd hate to burst everyone's bubble (so I'll tell you quietly ok)... "The room is round" 😂😂

He lives in a Hamster Ball

Im too busy laughing 🤣🤣"

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By *gent CoulsonMan 3 days ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

I'd fuck you, but I still have a load of plants the need planting

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By *olo180Man 3 days ago

West London


"I'm starting my own corner group...I've got pie and coffee in mine

I take a hot one with no sugar please

I dont like to be in the corner i prefer centre stage 👋👋

Well I'd hate to burst everyone's bubble (so I'll tell you quietly ok)... "The room is round" 😂😂

He lives in a Hamster Ball

Im too busy laughing 🤣🤣"

Joining you in the laughing 😆

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By *emptme1993Man 3 days ago

manchester

He’s busy laughing with everyone

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By *rown.studMan 3 days ago

Thornaby

He’s the only one not laughing

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By *tr8MrEMan 3 days ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"I'm starting my own corner group...I've got pie and coffee in mine

I take a hot one with no sugar please

I dont like to be in the corner i prefer centre stage 👋👋

Well I'd hate to burst everyone's bubble (so I'll tell you quietly ok)... "The room is round" 😂😂

He lives in a Hamster Ball "

And your all in it with me 🤣🤣

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By *weetbutsinfulWoman 3 days ago

Birmingham

Scared of the minion

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By *peedyGMan 3 days ago

Telford


"Scared of the minion"

Wouldn't like my minion

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple 3 days ago

Manchester-ish


"Scared of the minion

Wouldn't like my minion "

He’s too fast!

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By *peedyGMan 3 days ago

Telford


"Scared of the minion

Wouldn't like my minion

He’s too fast!"

Too beefy

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 3 days ago

Stockton


"Scared of the minion

Wouldn't like my minion

He’s too fast!

Too beefy"

He doesnt like beef and i love it

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By *uperSalopian7Man 3 days ago

Shrewsbury

I prefer pork

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By *peedyGMan 3 days ago

Telford


"I prefer pork"

He'd want my pork

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By *rSuave88Man 3 days ago

Mirfield


"I prefer pork

He'd want my pork "

Way too speedy for me

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By *ymfit82Man 3 days ago

manchester

I don’t fuck men

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman 3 days ago

North West


"I prefer pork

He'd want my pork

Way too speedy for me"

I was waiting for Mr Suave 89

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By *amantha_NiteTV/TS 3 days ago

The Lake District

i doubt the feeling would be mutual

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By *uperSalopian7Man 3 days ago

Shrewsbury

She's too patient

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By *poolGuyMan 3 days ago

Liverpool

There's something fishy going on here.

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 3 days ago

Stockton


"There's something fishy going on here."

Hes too suspicious for me

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman 3 days ago

North West


"There's something fishy going on here.

Hes too suspicious for me"

She prefers Beef 😉

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By *asty tatsyMan 3 days ago

london


"There's something fishy going on here.

Hes too suspicious for me

She prefers Beef 😉"

Think tasty and scrumptious goes well

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By *weetbutsinfulWoman 3 days ago

Birmingham

To busy making lasagna

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By *peedyGMan 3 days ago

Telford


"To busy making lasagna "

She's hungry for something else

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By *tr8MrEMan 3 days ago

somewhere near Sheffield

I'm waiting for Lasagne

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 3 days ago

Stockton


"I'm waiting for Lasagne "

I dont like lasagne mince 🤢

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By *emptme1993Man 3 days ago

manchester

I haven’t got a reason 🤷‍♂️

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By *peedyGMan 3 days ago

Telford


"I haven’t got a reason 🤷‍♂️"

I can't be tempted

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By *uperSalopian7Man 3 days ago

Shrewsbury

He's doesn't have any willpower

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 3 days ago

Stockton


"He's doesn't have any willpower"

Im not super enough for him

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By *uperSalopian7Man 3 days ago

Shrewsbury

She doesn't listen when I say she's too super for me

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By *tr8MrEMan 3 days ago

somewhere near Sheffield

I'm more into duper than super

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 3 days ago

Stockton


"I'm more into duper than super"

I dont know what a duper is

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By *tr8MrEMan 3 days ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"I'm more into duper than super

I dont know what a duper is "

I'm too busy perving you 😜😜

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By *peedyGMan 3 days ago

Telford


"I'm more into duper than super

I dont know what a duper is

I'm too busy perving you 😜😜"

Perving on someone else

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By *tr8MrEMan 3 days ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"I'm more into duper than super

I dont know what a duper is

I'm too busy perving you 😜😜

Perving on someone else "

I'm too busy being physically hilarious

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 3 days ago

Stockton


"I'm more into duper than super

I dont know what a duper is

I'm too busy perving you 😜😜

Perving on someone else

I'm too busy being physically hilarious "

Hes too busy making sarcy comments at everything ! 🤣

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By *uperSalopian7Man 3 days ago

Shrewsbury

She doesn't appreciate a good sense of humour

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By *b1980Man 3 days ago

Manchester

Probably wouldn't me

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By *peedyGMan 3 days ago

Telford


"Probably wouldn't me"

You don't float my boat

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By *ikesEmBigMan 3 days ago

Herts


"Probably wouldn't me"
Doesn't have a sky remote

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By *ikesEmBigMan 3 days ago

Herts


"Probably wouldn't me

You don't float my boat "

he owns the titanic

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By *tr8MrEMan 3 days ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"Probably wouldn't me

You don't float my boat he owns the titanic"

He prefers submarines

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By *ikesEmBigMan 3 days ago

Herts


"Probably wouldn't me

You don't float my boat he owns the titanic

He prefers submarines "

Doesn't like going down

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By *0nn1Man 3 days ago

burwell

Every time I send you a message you delete it and you don't answer

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By *emptme1993Man 3 days ago

manchester

He doesn’t like rejection

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By *infullyObedientWoman 3 days ago

Woodley

You'd trmpy me too much

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By *peedyGMan 3 days ago

Telford


"He doesn’t like rejection"

He prefers temptation

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By *intageandginge89Couple 3 days ago

Whitefield

We haven’t got a stitch to wear

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By *uperSalopian7Man 3 days ago

Shrewsbury

They're fans of The Smiths

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By *tr8MrEMan 3 days ago

somewhere near Sheffield

He doesn't like The Smiths

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By *infullyObedientWoman 3 days ago

Woodley

Minions scare me

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 3 days ago

Stockton


"He doesn't like The Smiths"

Hes obsessed with the smiths

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By *emonochromeMan 3 days ago

Watford


"He doesn't like The Smiths

Hes obsessed with the smiths "

But the light went out

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By *emptme1993Man 3 days ago

manchester

He went to the old house

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By *uperSalopian7Man 3 days ago

Shrewsbury

He's still ill

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 3 days ago

Stockton


"He's still ill"

Hes got good humour and i just dont get it

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By *tr8MrEMan 3 days ago

somewhere near Sheffield

You'd need to do all the work 😉😉

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By *uperSalopian7Man 3 days ago

Shrewsbury

He actually read my profile

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By *peedyGMan 3 days ago

Telford


"He actually read my profile "

I can't read

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By *tr8MrEMan 3 days ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"He actually read my profile

I can't read "

I'm dyslexic

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By *omad77Man 3 days ago

Sheffield


"He actually read my profile

I can't read

I'm dyslexic "

The minion is watching

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By *arity_duoCouple 3 days ago

Northampton

[Removed by poster at 07/07/25 21:34:03]

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By *omad77Man 3 days ago

Sheffield


"Only if the misses can watch"

How about you both join in

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By *arity_duoCouple 3 days ago

Northampton

Your not female.

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 3 days ago

Stockton


"Your not female. "

Your too much of a rarity

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By *onglegcoupleCouple 3 days ago

manchester


"Your not female. "

Not into mustard boxers

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By *uperSalopian7Man 3 days ago

Shrewsbury

Their legs are too long

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By *tr8MrEMan 3 days ago

somewhere near Sheffield

Won't like my horseradish thong

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 3 days ago

Stockton


"Won't like my horseradish thong"

Ahahahaaahahahahaah too busy giggling

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By *tr8MrEMan 3 days ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"Won't like my horseradish thong

Ahahahaaahahahahaah too busy giggling "

Busy watching her giggle jiggle

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By *olo180Man 3 days ago

West London


"Won't like my horseradish thong

Ahahahaaahahahahaah too busy giggling

Busy watching her giggle jiggle"

While you watch I’ll step In and Jiggle more

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 3 days ago

Stockton


"Won't like my horseradish thong

Ahahahaaahahahahaah too busy giggling

Busy watching her giggle jiggle

While you watch I’ll step In and Jiggle more "

Jiggle on his face 🤷‍♀️

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By *olo180Man 3 days ago

West London


"Won't like my horseradish thong

Ahahahaaahahahahaah too busy giggling

Busy watching her giggle jiggle

While you watch I’ll step In and Jiggle more

Jiggle on his face 🤷‍♀️"

Wibble Wobble Wibble Wobble…jiggle on his face…

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By *uperSalopian7Man 3 days ago

Shrewsbury

All the jiggling is making me dizzy

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 3 days ago

Stockton


"All the jiggling is making me dizzy"

He doesnt like the jiggle

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By *omad77Man 3 days ago

Sheffield


"All the jiggling is making me dizzy"

The donuts get in the way

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By *rown.studMan 3 days ago

Thornaby


"All the jiggling is making me dizzy

He doesnt like the jiggle "

Can stuff it while it jiggles

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By *weetbutsinfulWoman 3 days ago

Birmingham

Looks like a coat hanger

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By *estructionDollyWoman 3 days ago

Manchester

She's only looking for socials

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By *hyguyvanilla1978Man 3 days ago

Northampton


"She's only looking for socials "

I'm probably to shy for her

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 3 days ago

Stockton


"She's only looking for socials

I'm probably to shy for her"

Hes too shy

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By *5NyorksMan 3 days ago

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"She's only looking for socials

I'm probably to shy for her

Hes too shy "

She's too busy checking out the shy guy

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By *estructionDollyWoman 3 days ago

Manchester

His hands in the way and he won't let go 😂

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 3 days ago

Bristol


"His hands in the way and he won't let go 😂"

I’m busy at a bbq

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By *tr8MrEMan 3 days ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"His hands in the way and he won't let go 😂"

She's too censored

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 3 days ago

Stockton


"His hands in the way and he won't let go 😂

She's too censored "

Im fantasising about ron jeremy

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By *un meets nsaMan 3 days ago

stirlingshire

I'd definitely fuck you tbh lol. But you are miles away.

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By *5NyorksMan 3 days ago

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"His hands in the way and he won't let go 😂

She's too censored

Im fantasising about ron jeremy"

I cant compete with Ron Jeremy

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By *tickytip44Man 3 days ago

north wales


"His hands in the way and he won't let go 😂

She's too censored

Im fantasising about ron jeremy"

She likes moustsches

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By *tr8MrEMan 3 days ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"His hands in the way and he won't let go 😂

She's too censored

Im fantasising about ron jeremy

I cant compete with Ron Jeremy "

I was born Jeremy Ron

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 3 days ago

Stockton


"His hands in the way and he won't let go 😂

She's too censored

Im fantasising about ron jeremy

I cant compete with Ron Jeremy "

You wont let me at it your hands in the way

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By *5NyorksMan 3 days ago

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"His hands in the way and he won't let go 😂

She's too censored

Im fantasising about ron jeremy

I cant compete with Ron Jeremy

You wont let me at it your hands in the way "

Was busy moving my hand

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 3 days ago

Stockton


"His hands in the way and he won't let go 😂

She's too censored

Im fantasising about ron jeremy

I cant compete with Ron Jeremy

You wont let me at it your hands in the way

Was busy moving my hand"

Right now theres no reason why come on down ...

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By *tr8MrEMan 3 days ago

somewhere near Sheffield

I'm currently making a butt plug out of gaffer tape, sticky back plastic and an empty washing up bottle

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 3 days ago

Stockton


"I'm currently making a butt plug out of gaffer tape, sticky back plastic and an empty washing up bottle "

Hes neil buchanan

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By *rNaughty84Man 3 days ago

Derby


"I'm currently making a butt plug out of gaffer tape, sticky back plastic and an empty washing up bottle "

I don't remember seeing that episode of blue Peter

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By *5NyorksMan 3 days ago

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"I'm currently making a butt plug out of gaffer tape, sticky back plastic and an empty washing up bottle "

Busy watching how this is gonna pan out. Already dialed 99

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 3 days ago

Stockton


"I'm currently making a butt plug out of gaffer tape, sticky back plastic and an empty washing up bottle

I don't remember seeing that episode of blue Peter"

Hes confusing it for art attack

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