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"Goooooooo" I just got called a predator so I best not 🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"I don’t think we have time for the session that we need " He takes too long 👅 | |||
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"you will have to make an appointment "Hes not spontaneous enough for me | |||
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"you will have to make an appointment
Hes not spontaneous enough for me "No buts, defo would | |||
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"you will have to make an appointment
Hes not spontaneous enough for me "Sorry, but you can always opt to go on the 'emergency' drop out list  | |||
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"He’s looking for a drop out" Id rather drop in than out | |||
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"He’s looking for a drop out Id rather drop in than out " My nose is still bleeding  | |||
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"He’s looking for a drop out Id rather drop in than out My nose is still bleeding "I already have a towel rack. | |||
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"I’m washing my towels " Only if i can workship your feet | |||
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"I’m washing my towels " Her towels are in the wash, I'd have nothing to hide my modesty! | |||
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"I’m washing my towels Her towels are in the wash, I'd have nothing to hide my modesty!" There’s a towel tug of war going on. | |||
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"My duck won't reach london" Dick* ffs | |||
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"Too far away " Cardiff is a long way away and I always wonder what the Welsh accent would be like, in that way… | |||
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"My duck won't reach london" He's only after a quackie | |||
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"My duck won't reach london He's only after a quackie "Im after a quackie too | |||
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"My duck won't reach london He's only after a quackie
Im after a quackie too "My stomach is full | |||
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"My duck won't reach london He's only after a quackie
Im after a quackie too "I don't have any bread, what could I feed you?  | |||
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"My duck won't reach london He's only after a quackie
Im after a quackie too
I don't have any bread, what could I feed you? "Loads hehe | |||
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"My duck won't reach london He's only after a quackie
Im after a quackie too
I don't have any bread, what could I feed you? "Seed? 🤣🤤🤤 | |||
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"My duck won't reach london He's only after a quackie
Im after a quackie too
I don't have any bread, what could I feed you?
I have almonds and coconuts is it fine
Seed? 🤣🤤🤤" | |||
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"My duck won't reach london He's only after a quackie
Im after a quackie too
I don't have any bread, what could I feed you?
Seed? 🤣🤤🤤"You must be good at what you do if you like to "suck seed" | |||
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"My duck won't reach london He's only after a quackie
Im after a quackie too
I don't have any bread, what could I feed you?
Seed? 🤣🤤🤤
You must be good at what you do if you like to "suck seed" "His towel is more important 😎😎😎😎😎 | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 07/07/25 13:21:55]" He doesnt know what to say | |||
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"I wouldn’t want to hurt the minion x" I only wear _iniskirts on special occasions 😊 | |||
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"I’m too tired " Can’t wake her up | |||
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"youre too quick for me to catch "I’m legging it | |||
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"youre too quick for me to catch
I’m legging it "Hes ran off | |||
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"youre too quick for me to catch
I’m legging it
Hes ran off "She’s not chasing me | |||
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"youre too quick for me to catch
I’m legging it
Hes ran off
She’s not chasing me "I have heels on and cant run | |||
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"youre too quick for me to catch
I’m legging it
Hes ran off
She’s not chasing me
I have heels on and cant run"ohh easy prey | |||
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"youre too quick for me to catch
I’m legging it
Hes ran off
She’s not chasing me
I have heels on and cant run
ohh easy prey "He ate a woman | |||
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"youre too quick for me to catch
I’m legging it
Hes ran off
She’s not chasing me
I have heels on and cant run
ohh easy prey "Hed rather eat me | |||
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"youre too quick for me to catch
I’m legging it
Hes ran off
She’s not chasing me
I have heels on and cant run
ohh easy prey
Hed rather eat me "I’d rather lick you 👅 | |||
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"youre too quick for me to catch
I’m legging it
Hes ran off
She’s not chasing me
I have heels on and cant run
ohh easy prey
Hed rather eat me
I’d rather lick you 👅 "Hed rather lick but i want penis | |||
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"youre too quick for me to catch
I’m legging it
Hes ran off
She’s not chasing me
I have heels on and cant run
ohh easy prey
Hed rather eat me
I’d rather lick you 👅 "I’d just watch you lick her | |||
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"He’s just watching " Im being eaten and licked but if he can squeeze in 🤣🤷♀️ | |||
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"He’s just watching Im being eaten and licked but if he can squeeze in 🤣🤷♀️" I will just sit in the corner | |||
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"He’s just watching Im being eaten and licked but if he can squeeze in 🤣🤷♀️ I will just sit in the corner " Im not his type hed rather sit in the corner | |||
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"He’s just watching Im being eaten and licked but if he can squeeze in 🤣🤷♀️ I will just sit in the corner Im not his type hed rather sit in the corner " Wants me in the corner 🤣🤣 | |||
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"He’s just watching Im being eaten and licked but if he can squeeze in 🤣🤷♀️ I will just sit in the corner Im not his type hed rather sit in the corner Wants me in the corner 🤣🤣" I’m leaving him to his corner and then squeezing right in! | |||
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"He’s just watching Im being eaten and licked but if he can squeeze in 🤣🤷♀️ I will just sit in the corner Im not his type hed rather sit in the corner Wants me in the corner 🤣🤣 I’m leaving him to his corner and then squeezing right in! " Help him thrust | |||
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"He’s just watching Im being eaten and licked but if he can squeeze in 🤣🤷♀️ I will just sit in the corner Im not his type hed rather sit in the corner Wants me in the corner 🤣🤣 I’m leaving him to his corner and then squeezing right in! " He's getting Cosy in the corner with Tastytatsy | |||
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"He’s just watching Im being eaten and licked but if he can squeeze in 🤣🤷♀️ I will just sit in the corner Im not his type hed rather sit in the corner Wants me in the corner 🤣🤣 I’m leaving him to his corner and then squeezing right in! He's getting Cosy in the corner with Tastytatsy" Very welcome to join 😁 | |||
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"He’s just watching Im being eaten and licked but if he can squeeze in 🤣🤷♀️ I will just sit in the corner Im not his type hed rather sit in the corner Wants me in the corner 🤣🤣 I’m leaving him to his corner and then squeezing right in! He's getting Cosy in the corner with Tastytatsy Very welcome to join 😁" Hes got a corner group | |||
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"He’s just watching Im being eaten and licked but if he can squeeze in 🤣🤷♀️ I will just sit in the corner Im not his type hed rather sit in the corner Wants me in the corner 🤣🤣 I’m leaving him to his corner and then squeezing right in! He's getting Cosy in the corner with Tastytatsy Very welcome to join 😁 Hes got a corner group " Now she wants in 👀😁 | |||
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"I'm starting my own corner group...I've got pie and coffee in mine " I take a hot one with no sugar please | |||
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"I'm starting my own corner group...I've got pie and coffee in mine I take a hot one with no sugar please "I dont like to be in the corner i prefer centre stage 👋👋 | |||
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"I'm starting my own corner group...I've got pie and coffee in mine I take a hot one with no sugar please "Nope, not until you download app 🤣🤣 | |||
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"I'm starting my own corner group...I've got pie and coffee in mine I take a hot one with no sugar please
I dont like to be in the corner i prefer centre stage 👋👋"Well I'd hate to burst everyone's bubble (so I'll tell you quietly ok)... "The room is round" 😂😂 | |||
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"I'm starting my own corner group...I've got pie and coffee in mine I take a hot one with no sugar please
I dont like to be in the corner i prefer centre stage 👋👋
Well I'd hate to burst everyone's bubble (so I'll tell you quietly ok)... "The room is round" 😂😂"He lives in a Hamster Ball | |||
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"I'm starting my own corner group...I've got pie and coffee in mine I take a hot one with no sugar please
I dont like to be in the corner i prefer centre stage 👋👋
Well I'd hate to burst everyone's bubble (so I'll tell you quietly ok)... "The room is round" 😂😂
He lives in a Hamster Ball "Im too busy laughing 🤣🤣 | |||
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"I'm starting my own corner group...I've got pie and coffee in mine I take a hot one with no sugar please
I dont like to be in the corner i prefer centre stage 👋👋
You would kill me. What a way to go....
Well I'd hate to burst everyone's bubble (so I'll tell you quietly ok)... "The room is round" 😂😂
He lives in a Hamster Ball
Im too busy laughing 🤣🤣" | |||
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"I'm starting my own corner group...I've got pie and coffee in mine I take a hot one with no sugar please
I dont like to be in the corner i prefer centre stage 👋👋
Well I'd hate to burst everyone's bubble (so I'll tell you quietly ok)... "The room is round" 😂😂
He lives in a Hamster Ball
Im too busy laughing 🤣🤣"Joining you in the laughing 😆 | |||
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"I'm starting my own corner group...I've got pie and coffee in mine I take a hot one with no sugar please
I dont like to be in the corner i prefer centre stage 👋👋
Well I'd hate to burst everyone's bubble (so I'll tell you quietly ok)... "The room is round" 😂😂
He lives in a Hamster Ball "And your all in it with me 🤣🤣 | |||
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"Scared of the minion" Wouldn't like my minion | |||
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"Scared of the minion Wouldn't like my minion " He’s too fast! | |||
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"Scared of the minion Wouldn't like my minion He’s too fast!" Too beefy | |||
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"Scared of the minion Wouldn't like my minion He’s too fast! Too beefy" He doesnt like beef and i love it | |||
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"I prefer pork" He'd want my pork | |||
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"I prefer pork He'd want my pork " Way too speedy for me | |||
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"I prefer pork He'd want my pork Way too speedy for me" I was waiting for Mr Suave 89 | |||
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"There's something fishy going on here." Hes too suspicious for me | |||
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"There's something fishy going on here. Hes too suspicious for me" She prefers Beef 😉 | |||
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"There's something fishy going on here. Hes too suspicious for me She prefers Beef 😉" Think tasty and scrumptious goes well | |||
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"To busy making lasagna " She's hungry for something else | |||
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"I'm waiting for Lasagne " I dont like lasagne mince 🤢 | |||
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"I haven’t got a reason 🤷♂️" I can't be tempted | |||
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"He's doesn't have any willpower" Im not super enough for him | |||
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"I'm more into duper than super" I dont know what a duper is | |||
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"I'm more into duper than super I dont know what a duper is " I'm too busy perving you 😜😜 | |||
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"I'm more into duper than super I dont know what a duper is I'm too busy perving you 😜😜" Perving on someone else | |||
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"I'm more into duper than super I dont know what a duper is I'm too busy perving you 😜😜 Perving on someone else " I'm too busy being physically hilarious | |||
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"I'm more into duper than super I dont know what a duper is I'm too busy perving you 😜😜 Perving on someone else I'm too busy being physically hilarious " Hes too busy making sarcy comments at everything ! 🤣 | |||
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"Probably wouldn't me" You don't float my boat | |||
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"Probably wouldn't me" Doesn't have a sky remote | |||
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"Probably wouldn't me You don't float my boat " he owns the titanic | |||
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"Probably wouldn't me You don't float my boat he owns the titanic" He prefers submarines | |||
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"Probably wouldn't me You don't float my boat he owns the titanic He prefers submarines " Doesn't like going down | |||
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"He doesn’t like rejection" He prefers temptation | |||
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"He doesn't like The Smiths" Hes obsessed with the smiths | |||
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"He doesn't like The Smiths Hes obsessed with the smiths " But the light went out | |||
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"He's still ill" Hes got good humour and i just dont get it | |||
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"He actually read my profile "I can't read | |||
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"He actually read my profile
I can't read "I'm dyslexic | |||
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"He actually read my profile
I can't read
I'm dyslexic "The minion is watching | |||
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"Only if the misses can watch" How about you both join in  | |||
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"Your not female. " Your too much of a rarity | |||
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"Your not female. " Not into mustard boxers | |||
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"Won't like my horseradish thong" Ahahahaaahahahahaah too busy giggling | |||
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"Won't like my horseradish thong Ahahahaaahahahahaah too busy giggling " Busy watching her giggle jiggle | |||
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"Won't like my horseradish thong Ahahahaaahahahahaah too busy giggling Busy watching her giggle jiggle" While you watch I’ll step In and Jiggle more | |||
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"Won't like my horseradish thong Ahahahaaahahahahaah too busy giggling Busy watching her giggle jiggle While you watch I’ll step In and Jiggle more "Jiggle on his face 🤷♀️ | |||
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"Won't like my horseradish thong Ahahahaaahahahahaah too busy giggling Busy watching her giggle jiggle While you watch I’ll step In and Jiggle more
Jiggle on his face 🤷♀️"Wibble Wobble Wibble Wobble…jiggle on his face… | |||
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"All the jiggling is making me dizzy" He doesnt like the jiggle | |||
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"All the jiggling is making me dizzy" The donuts get in the way | |||
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"All the jiggling is making me dizzy He doesnt like the jiggle " Can stuff it while it jiggles | |||
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"She's only looking for socials " I'm probably to shy for her | |||
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"She's only looking for socials I'm probably to shy for her" Hes too shy | |||
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"She's only looking for socials I'm probably to shy for her Hes too shy " She's too busy checking out the shy guy | |||
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"His hands in the way and he won't let go 😂" I’m busy at a bbq | |||
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"His hands in the way and he won't let go 😂" She's too censored | |||
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"His hands in the way and he won't let go 😂 She's too censored " Im fantasising about ron jeremy | |||
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"His hands in the way and he won't let go 😂 She's too censored Im fantasising about ron jeremy" I cant compete with Ron Jeremy | |||
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"His hands in the way and he won't let go 😂 She's too censored Im fantasising about ron jeremy" She likes moustsches | |||
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"His hands in the way and he won't let go 😂 She's too censored Im fantasising about ron jeremy I cant compete with Ron Jeremy " I was born Jeremy Ron | |||
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"His hands in the way and he won't let go 😂 She's too censored Im fantasising about ron jeremy I cant compete with Ron Jeremy " You wont let me at it your hands in the way | |||
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"His hands in the way and he won't let go 😂 She's too censored Im fantasising about ron jeremy I cant compete with Ron Jeremy You wont let me at it your hands in the way " Was busy moving my hand | |||
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"His hands in the way and he won't let go 😂 She's too censored Im fantasising about ron jeremy I cant compete with Ron Jeremy You wont let me at it your hands in the way Was busy moving my hand" Right now theres no reason why come on down ... | |||
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"I'm currently making a butt plug out of gaffer tape, sticky back plastic and an empty washing up bottle " Hes neil buchanan | |||
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"I'm currently making a butt plug out of gaffer tape, sticky back plastic and an empty washing up bottle " I don't remember seeing that episode of blue Peter | |||
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"I'm currently making a butt plug out of gaffer tape, sticky back plastic and an empty washing up bottle " Busy watching how this is gonna pan out. Already dialed 99 | |||
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"I'm currently making a butt plug out of gaffer tape, sticky back plastic and an empty washing up bottle I don't remember seeing that episode of blue Peter" Hes confusing it for art attack | |||
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