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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 1 week ago

somewhere near Sheffield

Version 356987.5B

Right seeing I'm back I shall reclaim ownership. Big thankies for thickthighs for the outstanding babysitting job 👏👏

So last post

"Thickthighs is enjoying art attack"

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By *hickthighs25Woman 1 week ago

Stockton


"Version 356987.5B

Right seeing I'm back I shall reclaim ownership. Big thankies for thickthighs for the outstanding babysitting job 👏👏

So last post

"Thickthighs is enjoying art attack""

I beat you to it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 1 week ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"Version 356987.5B

Right seeing I'm back I shall reclaim ownership. Big thankies for thickthighs for the outstanding babysitting job 👏👏

So last post

"Thickthighs is enjoying art attack"

I beat you to it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"

I was too busy writing a bloody thank you message!!!! 🤬🤬🤬

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By *hickthighs25Woman 1 week ago

Stockton


"Version 356987.5B

Right seeing I'm back I shall reclaim ownership. Big thankies for thickthighs for the outstanding babysitting job 👏👏

So last post

"Thickthighs is enjoying art attack"

I beat you to it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I was too busy writing a bloody thank you message!!!! 🤬🤬🤬"

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i thought ud given up with it.

Right everyone boycott mine and come on the OG thread i dont want him crying xx

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 1 week ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"Version 356987.5B

Right seeing I'm back I shall reclaim ownership. Big thankies for thickthighs for the outstanding babysitting job 👏👏

So last post

"Thickthighs is enjoying art attack"

I beat you to it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I was too busy writing a bloody thank you message!!!! 🤬🤬🤬

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i thought ud given up with it.

Right everyone boycott mine and come on the OG thread i dont want him crying xx"

Pfftt!!!! 🤣🤣

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By *5NyorksMan 1 week ago

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Mopping up tears.. to busy to fuck

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By *hickthighs25Woman 1 week ago

Stockton


"Mopping up tears.. to busy to fuck"

Surrounded by crybabys

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 1 week ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"Mopping up tears.. to busy to fuck"

Your priorities need addressing 🤣🤣

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 1 week ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"Mopping up tears.. to busy to fuck

Surrounded by crybabys "

Sit on my face and say that 😜😜

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By *5NyorksMan 1 week ago

.......


"Mopping up tears.. to busy to fuck

Your priorities need addressing 🤣🤣"

I feel you are correct on this one🤣

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By *hickthighs25Woman 1 week ago

Stockton


"Mopping up tears.. to busy to fuck

Surrounded by crybabys

Sit on my face and say that 😜😜"

Hes forgot he has another thread hes forgotten about .. commitment is shit

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 1 week ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"Mopping up tears.. to busy to fuck

Surrounded by crybabys

Sit on my face and say that 😜😜

Hes forgot he has another thread hes forgotten about .. commitment is shit "

Actually, I have 🤷🤷 🤣🤣

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By *hickthighs25Woman 7 days ago

Stockton


"Mopping up tears.. to busy to fuck

Surrounded by crybabys

Sit on my face and say that 😜😜

Hes forgot he has another thread hes forgotten about .. commitment is shit

Actually, I have 🤷🤷 🤣🤣"

Im too busy getting his thread back to the top now mines closed so he can stop crying about it

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By *uperSalopian7Man 7 days ago

Shrewsbury

She's too efficient

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By *rown.studMan 7 days ago

Thornaby


"Mopping up tears.. to busy to fuck

Surrounded by crybabys

Sit on my face and say that 😜😜

Hes forgot he has another thread hes forgotten about .. commitment is shit

Actually, I have 🤷🤷 🤣🤣

Im too busy getting his thread back to the top now mines closed so he can stop crying about it "

She closed that one herself. Replying to which

I don’t want to waste champagne

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By *hickthighs25Woman 7 days ago

Stockton


"Mopping up tears.. to busy to fuck

Surrounded by crybabys

Sit on my face and say that 😜😜

Hes forgot he has another thread hes forgotten about .. commitment is shit

Actually, I have 🤷🤷 🤣🤣

Im too busy getting his thread back to the top now mines closed so he can stop crying about it

She closed that one herself. Replying to which

I don’t want to waste champagne "

He doesnt like waste even during sex

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By *weetbutsinfulWoman 7 days ago

Birmingham

Washing my underwear

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By *rown.studMan 7 days ago

Thornaby

She needs a clean underwear before I make em dirty

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By *RWoodyCouple 7 days ago

Lincolnshire


"She needs a clean underwear before I make em dirty"

Have no underwear on to make dirty. Sorry 🤷🏼‍♀️

J xx

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By *uperSalopian7Man 7 days ago

Shrewsbury

I stole her knickers

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By *peedyGMan 7 days ago

Telford


"I stole her knickers "

He wears women's knickers

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By *weetbutsinfulWoman 7 days ago

Birmingham


"I stole her knickers

He wears women's knickers "

Sorry but hahahahhaha that made me laugh so much

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By *ellowshipOfTheSwingCouple 7 days ago

Manchester


"I stole her knickers

He wears women's knickers

Sorry but hahahahhaha that made me laugh so much "

She’s too busy laughing 🥲

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By *hickthighs25Woman 7 days ago

Stockton


"I stole her knickers

He wears women's knickers

Sorry but hahahahhaha that made me laugh so much

She’s too busy laughing 🥲"

I cant be bothered travelling to the shire

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By *attooboy100Man 7 days ago

Sedgley


"I stole her knickers

He wears women's knickers

Sorry but hahahahhaha that made me laugh so much

She’s too busy laughing 🥲

I cant be bothered travelling to the shire "

She's not well travelled

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By *peedyGMan 7 days ago

Telford


"I stole her knickers

He wears women's knickers

Sorry but hahahahhaha that made me laugh so much

She’s too busy laughing 🥲

I cant be bothered travelling to the shire "

She seems uninterested

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By *rown.studMan 7 days ago

Thornaby


"I stole her knickers

He wears women's knickers

Sorry but hahahahhaha that made me laugh so much

She’s too busy laughing 🥲

I cant be bothered travelling to the shire

She seems uninterested "

He skips

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By *peedyGMan 7 days ago

Telford


"I stole her knickers

He wears women's knickers

Sorry but hahahahhaha that made me laugh so much

She’s too busy laughing 🥲

I cant be bothered travelling to the shire

She seems uninterested

He skips"

We typed at the same time

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By *weetbutsinfulWoman 7 days ago

Birmingham

He’s busy

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By *rown.studMan 7 days ago

Thornaby

She is not looking for single guys

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By *hickthighs25Woman 7 days ago

Stockton


"She is not looking for single guys"

Hes looking for single guys

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By *RWoodyCouple 7 days ago

Lincolnshire


"She is not looking for single guys

Hes looking for single guys "

She doesn't reply to 'fuck now'? messages 😔

J xx

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 7 days ago

Bristol


"She is not looking for single guys

Hes looking for single guys

She doesn't reply to 'fuck now'? messages 😔

J xx"

They send ‘fuck now’ messages? 😳

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By *RWoodyCouple 7 days ago

Lincolnshire


"She is not looking for single guys

Hes looking for single guys

She doesn't reply to 'fuck now'? messages 😔

J xx

They send ‘fuck now’ messages? 😳"

You don't send 'fuck now'? messages.

J x

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By *rown.studMan 7 days ago

Thornaby


"She is not looking for single guys

Hes looking for single guys

She doesn't reply to 'fuck now'? messages 😔

J xx

They send ‘fuck now’ messages? 😳

You don't send 'fuck now'? messages.

J x"

I don’t know how to send ‘Fuck Now’ messages

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 7 days ago

Bristol


"She is not looking for single guys

Hes looking for single guys

She doesn't reply to 'fuck now'? messages 😔

J xx

They send ‘fuck now’ messages? 😳

You don't send 'fuck now'? messages.

J x"

We can’t fuck now

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By *hickthighs25Woman 7 days ago

Stockton


"She is not looking for single guys

Hes looking for single guys

She doesn't reply to 'fuck now'? messages 😔

J xx

They send ‘fuck now’ messages? 😳

You don't send 'fuck now'? messages.

J x

We can’t fuck now "

I dont want to fuck now i want to.fuck later

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 7 days ago

Bristol


"She is not looking for single guys

Hes looking for single guys

She doesn't reply to 'fuck now'? messages 😔

J xx

They send ‘fuck now’ messages? 😳

You don't send 'fuck now'? messages.

J x

We can’t fuck now

I dont want to fuck now i want to.fuck later "

I’m all fucked out

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By *uperSalopian7Man 7 days ago

Shrewsbury

Watching football

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By *hickthighs25Woman 7 days ago

Stockton


"Watching football"

Ill just use my mouth instead whilst he watches the football

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 7 days ago

Bristol


"Watching football

Ill just use my mouth instead whilst he watches the football "

You talk with your mouth full

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By *emptme1993Man 7 days ago

manchester

I like football too

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By *hickthighs25Woman 7 days ago

Stockton


"I like football too"

Hes joining the football party

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 7 days ago

somewhere near Sheffield

My phone was updating

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By *uperSalopian7Man 7 days ago

Shrewsbury

He needs a better phone

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By *hickthighs25Woman 7 days ago

Stockton


"He needs a better phone"

He wont drop the towel

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By *rown.studMan 7 days ago

Thornaby


"He needs a better phone

He wont drop the towel"

She can’t pinch the towel

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By *hickthighs25Woman 7 days ago

Stockton


"He needs a better phone

He wont drop the towel

She can’t pinch the towel"

He wont move his hand out if the way

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By *uperSalopian7Man 7 days ago

Shrewsbury

She's too pervy

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By *peedyGMan 7 days ago

Telford


"She's too pervy "

He's not pervy enough

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By *ancashireredheadWoman 7 days ago

Up North


"She's too pervy

He's not pervy enough "

He’s Goldilocks

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By *hickthighs25Woman 7 days ago

Stockton


"She's too pervy

He's not pervy enough

He’s Goldilocks "

Her porridge is too hot 🔥

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By *rown.studMan 7 days ago

Thornaby


"She's too pervy

He's not pervy enough

He’s Goldilocks "

She will mind if I’d be a bit younger

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 7 days ago

somewhere near Sheffield

I'm not tut up north

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By *RWoodyCouple 7 days ago

Lincolnshire


"I'm not tut up north"

I'm too busy chatting on messages 😜

J xx

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By *hickthighs25Woman 7 days ago

Stockton


"I'm not tut up north

I'm too busy chatting on messages 😜

J xx"

There too busy chatting on messages to play x

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 7 days ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"I'm not tut up north

I'm too busy chatting on messages 😜

J xx

There too busy chatting on messages to play x"

You didn't reply 😜

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By *hickthighs25Woman 7 days ago

Stockton


"I'm not tut up north

I'm too busy chatting on messages 😜

J xx

There too busy chatting on messages to play x

You didn't reply 😜"

Your a busy boy

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 7 days ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"I'm not tut up north

I'm too busy chatting on messages 😜

J xx

There too busy chatting on messages to play x

You didn't reply 😜

Your a busy boy "

Shit, is my cam on again!! Oh ffs

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By *peedyGMan 7 days ago

Telford


"I'm not tut up north

I'm too busy chatting on messages 😜

J xx

There too busy chatting on messages to play x

You didn't reply 😜

Your a busy boy

Shit, is my cam on again!! Oh ffs"

🤣🤣 definitely too busy

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By *weetbutsinfulWoman 7 days ago

Birmingham

Don’t want to get carpet burn from the beard

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 7 days ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"Don’t want to get carpet burn from the beard "

I need a full Polish shave

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By *peedyGMan 7 days ago

Telford


"Don’t want to get carpet burn from the beard

I need a full Polish shave"

He's busy missing speedy with that book

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By *r Black 85Man 7 days ago

nottingham

He's just not that into me😎😎😎😎😎

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 7 days ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"He's just not that into me😎😎😎😎😎"

I prefer Orange

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By *hickthighs25Woman 7 days ago

Stockton


"He's just not that into me😎😎😎😎😎

I prefer Orange"

I prefer gru

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By *onglegcoupleCouple 7 days ago

manchester


"He's just not that into me😎😎😎😎😎

I prefer Orange

I prefer gru"

But nothing!!!!

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 7 days ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"He's just not that into me😎😎😎😎😎

I prefer Orange

I prefer gru"

You didn't complain last night 🤣🤣

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By *hickthighs25Woman 7 days ago

Stockton


"He's just not that into me😎😎😎😎😎

I prefer Orange

I prefer gru

You didn't complain last night 🤣🤣"

But i wanba lick and have a pint instead

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 7 days ago

Bristol


"He's just not that into me😎😎😎😎😎

I prefer Orange

I prefer gru

You didn't complain last night 🤣🤣

But i wanba lick and have a pint instead"

My tongue is busy with my pint

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By *peedyGMan 7 days ago

Telford


"He's just not that into me😎😎😎😎😎

I prefer Orange

I prefer gru

You didn't complain last night 🤣🤣

But i wanba lick and have a pint instead

My tongue is busy with my pint "

The bar has moved over here

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By *hickthighs25Woman 7 days ago

Stockton


"He's just not that into me😎😎😎😎😎

I prefer Orange

I prefer gru

You didn't complain last night 🤣🤣

But i wanba lick and have a pint instead

My tongue is busy with my pint

The bar has moved over here"

Im not into tonguing pints

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By *IXEN200Woman 7 days ago

newcastle upon tyne


"He's just not that into me😎😎😎😎😎

I prefer Orange

I prefer gru

You didn't complain last night 🤣🤣

But i wanba lick and have a pint instead

My tongue is busy with my pint

The bar has moved over here"

I'm not in the bar at present

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 7 days ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"He's just not that into me😎😎😎😎😎

I prefer Orange

I prefer gru

You didn't complain last night 🤣🤣

But i wanba lick and have a pint instead

My tongue is busy with my pint

The bar has moved over here"

More like the bar has been lowered!! 🤣🤣

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By *uperSalopian7Man 7 days ago

Shrewsbury

He's too busy laughing at his own jokes

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By *hickthighs25Woman 7 days ago

Stockton


"He's too busy laughing at his own jokes "

Im strumming my harp

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 7 days ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"He's too busy laughing at his own jokes "

I'm defining what is humour 🤣🤣 and what isn't 🤬🤬

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By *artyboy83Man 7 days ago

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"He's too busy laughing at his own jokes

Im strumming my harp"

I never get in the way of a good harp recital

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 7 days ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"He's too busy laughing at his own jokes

Im strumming my harp"

You strumming your what now? Well that's a new name for it...can I pluck your harp 😜😜

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By *hickthighs25Woman 7 days ago

Stockton


"He's too busy laughing at his own jokes

Im strumming my harp

You strumming your what now? Well that's a new name for it...can I pluck your harp 😜😜"

He likes pain me not so much

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By *r Black 85Man 7 days ago

nottingham


"He's too busy laughing at his own jokes

Im strumming my harp

You strumming your what now? Well that's a new name for it...can I pluck your harp 😜😜

He likes pain me not so much"

I'm not her type 😎😎😎😎😎

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 7 days ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"He's too busy laughing at his own jokes

Im strumming my harp

You strumming your what now? Well that's a new name for it...can I pluck your harp 😜😜

He likes pain me not so much"

Do I? 🤷🤷

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By *heVikingJarlMan 7 days ago

behind you

I wouldn't want to stop

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By *hickthighs25Woman 7 days ago

Stockton


"I wouldn't want to stop "

He wouldnt stop bumming Str8Mre

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 7 days ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"I wouldn't want to stop

He wouldnt stop bumming Str8Mre "

Wtf!!! Why me! FFS 🤣🤣

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By *heVikingJarlMan 7 days ago

behind you


"I wouldn't want to stop

He wouldnt stop bumming Str8Mre "

that'll teach me not to read fully lol

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 7 days ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"I wouldn't want to stop

He wouldnt stop bumming Str8Mre that'll teach me not to read fully lol "

Well I would say I bet you feel a right arse...but given context I'm glad your not 🤣🤣

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By *heVikingJarlMan 7 days ago

behind you


"I wouldn't want to stop

He wouldnt stop bumming Str8Mre that'll teach me not to read fully lol

Well I would say I bet you feel a right arse...but given context I'm glad your not 🤣🤣 "

pardon is that a compliment

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By *hickthighs25Woman 7 days ago

Stockton


"I wouldn't want to stop

He wouldnt stop bumming Str8Mre that'll teach me not to read fully lol

Well I would say I bet you feel a right arse...but given context I'm glad your not 🤣🤣 pardon is that a compliment "

Yell him to get him bent over and put a W on each asscheek so it spells wow 🤣🤣🤣

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 7 days ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"I wouldn't want to stop

He wouldnt stop bumming Str8Mre that'll teach me not to read fully lol

Well I would say I bet you feel a right arse...but given context I'm glad your not 🤣🤣 pardon is that a compliment "

Totally not!! 🤣🤣

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By *heVikingJarlMan 7 days ago

behind you


"I wouldn't want to stop

He wouldnt stop bumming Str8Mre that'll teach me not to read fully lol

Well I would say I bet you feel a right arse...but given context I'm glad your not 🤣🤣 pardon is that a compliment

Yell him to get him bent over and put a W on each asscheek so it spells wow 🤣🤣🤣"

I was thinking more like ab on each cheek

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By *artyboy83Man 7 days ago

......


"I wouldn't want to stop

He wouldnt stop bumming Str8Mre that'll teach me not to read fully lol

Well I would say I bet you feel a right arse...but given context I'm glad your not 🤣🤣 pardon is that a compliment

Yell him to get him bent over and put a W on each asscheek so it spells wow 🤣🤣🤣 I was thinking more like ab on each cheek "

Abob…… 🤣

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 7 days ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"I wouldn't want to stop

He wouldnt stop bumming Str8Mre that'll teach me not to read fully lol

Well I would say I bet you feel a right arse...but given context I'm glad your not 🤣🤣 pardon is that a compliment

Yell him to get him bent over and put a W on each asscheek so it spells wow 🤣🤣🤣 I was thinking more like ab on each cheek

Abob…… 🤣"

Ab O Ab 🤷🤷 I didn't get it either 🤷🤷

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By *hickthighs25Woman 7 days ago

Stockton


"I wouldn't want to stop

He wouldnt stop bumming Str8Mre that'll teach me not to read fully lol

Well I would say I bet you feel a right arse...but given context I'm glad your not 🤣🤣 pardon is that a compliment

Yell him to get him bent over and put a W on each asscheek so it spells wow 🤣🤣🤣 I was thinking more like ab on each cheek

Abob…… 🤣

Ab O Ab 🤷🤷 I didn't get it either 🤷🤷"

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By *artyboy83Man 7 days ago

......


"I wouldn't want to stop

He wouldnt stop bumming Str8Mre that'll teach me not to read fully lol

Well I would say I bet you feel a right arse...but given context I'm glad your not 🤣🤣 pardon is that a compliment

Yell him to get him bent over and put a W on each asscheek so it spells wow 🤣🤣🤣 I was thinking more like ab on each cheek

Abob…… 🤣

Ab O Ab 🤷🤷 I didn't get it either 🤷🤷"

Forgot the second ‘A’ hahaha makes sense now….

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By *heVikingJarlMan 7 days ago

behind you

My bad should have a b on each cheek

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By *artyboy83Man 7 days ago

......


"My bad should have a b on each cheek "

Ahhhhh 🤣🤣

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 7 days ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"My bad should have a b on each cheek "

Oh so something like 🐝 O 🐝 Then

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By *artyboy83Man 7 days ago

......


"My bad should have a b on each cheek

Oh so something like 🐝 O 🐝 Then"

Not literally surely……!!!!

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By *heVikingJarlMan 7 days ago

behind you


"My bad should have a b on each cheek

Oh so something like 🐝 O 🐝 Then"

lmao

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By *r Black 85Man 6 days ago

nottingham

His mind is elsewhere 😎😎😎😎😎

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By *weetbutsinfulWoman 6 days ago

Birmingham

I’m still in bed

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By *iniskirtCouple 6 days ago

Paisley

Hubby would beat me to you x

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By *hickthighs25Woman 6 days ago

Stockton


"Hubby would beat me to you x"

Shed rather have a cup of tea with me 😘 x

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By *veragecouple2000Couple 6 days ago

South Wales

I have to go to work now! Xx 😘

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By *enrietteandSamCouple 6 days ago

Brum

My strap on is in the wash 🍆

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By *S-cardiffiansCouple 6 days ago

cardiff

I’m shy x

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By *ustus5555Woman 6 days ago

Mansfield

😳

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By *FGIHMan 6 days ago

Chesterfield

Am off to Goodwood

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By *veragecouple2000Couple 6 days ago

South Wales

I’m in work all day xx

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By *adylicker68Man 6 days ago

Bristol

You’re in work all day.

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By *etishfreakMan 6 days ago

Teddington

Im not a lady

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By *.hrisMan 6 days ago

Bath

Fetishes are too freaky

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By *ein-guyMan 6 days ago

East Cowes

I'd be worried about your sunburn

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By *veragecouple2000Couple 6 days ago

South Wales

That would be a lot of pegs to remove first! Xx 😄

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By *hickthighs25Woman 6 days ago

Stockton


"I'd be worried about your sunburn"

Id be worried your pegs would nip my bits

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By *rown.studMan 6 days ago

Thornaby


"I'd be worried about your sunburn

Id be worried your pegs would nip my bits "

She’s worried about getting pegged

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By *hickthighs25Woman 6 days ago

Stockton


"I'd be worried about your sunburn

Id be worried your pegs would nip my bits

She’s worried about getting pegged"

He wants pegging and im not into that

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By *fffunCouple 6 days ago

Somewhere just outside London

Your too popular

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By *rown.studMan 6 days ago

Thornaby

Don’t know where outside London they are

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By *fffunCouple 6 days ago

Somewhere just outside London

He's busy breaking nuts with them thighs

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By *h3rry Bomb80Man 6 days ago

from mars

I wouldn’t stop 🍒

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By *hickthighs25Woman 6 days ago

Stockton


"I wouldn’t stop 🍒"

I cant stop him

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By *plMarshmallowCouple 6 days ago

Uxbridge

But he is inside me !

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By *rown.studMan 6 days ago

Thornaby


"But he is inside me !"

She’s already filled

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By *hickthighs25Woman 6 days ago

Stockton


"But he is inside me !

She’s already filled"

Hes too busy being pegged

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By *fffunCouple 6 days ago

Somewhere just outside London

Pegging not my thing

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By *pirited obeliskMan 6 days ago

Isle of wight

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By *pirited obeliskMan 6 days ago

Isle of wight


"Pegging not my thing"

pegging isn't her thing

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By *ancashireredheadWoman 6 days ago

Up North


"Pegging not my thing

pegging isn't her thing "

I’m making a sandwich

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By *etishfreakMan 6 days ago

Teddington


"Pegging not my thing

pegging isn't her thing

I’m making a sandwich "

Domt want a sandwich

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By *pirited obeliskMan 6 days ago

Isle of wight


"Pegging not my thing

pegging isn't her thing

I’m making a sandwich "

what kind of sandwich? I'm very picky

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By *fffunCouple 6 days ago

Somewhere just outside London

A sandwitch with crisps... No sure if he would oppose

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By *veragecouple2000Couple 6 days ago

South Wales


"A sandwitch with crisps... No sure if he would oppose"

Depends on the flavour of crisps! Xx 😄

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By *fffunCouple 6 days ago

Somewhere just outside London

But vanilla but Always ready salted... Not sure if it's thier thing

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By *onny17Man 6 days ago

city


"A sandwitch with crisps... No sure if he would oppose

Depends on the flavour of crisps! Xx 😄"

You're ticking too many boxes something has to be a miss lol

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By *pirited obeliskMan 6 days ago

Isle of wight


"But vanilla but Always ready salted... Not sure if it's thier thing"

I prefer cheese and onion

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By *veragecouple2000Couple 6 days ago

South Wales


"But vanilla but Always ready salted... Not sure if it's thier thing

I prefer cheese and onion "

It has to be ready salted! Xx 😄

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By *rown.studMan 6 days ago

Thornaby


"But vanilla but Always ready salted... Not sure if it's thier thing

I prefer cheese and onion

It has to be ready salted! Xx 😄"

Slide in a grilled cheese sandwich too

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By *oodo69Man 6 days ago

London (visiting frequently)


"But vanilla but Always ready salted... Not sure if it's thier thing

I prefer cheese and onion

It has to be ready salted! Xx 😄"

Ive tried but couldnt find any reason in the world not to xx

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By *iddenDelightsMan 6 days ago

Brighouse

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By *weetbutsinfulWoman 6 days ago

Birmingham

I’m too tired from the gym

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By *rown.studMan 6 days ago

Thornaby


"I’m too tired from the gym"

I’m still at the gym

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By *hickthighs25Woman 6 days ago

Stockton


"I’m too tired from the gym

I’m still at the gym"

Im in the sauna

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By *ezandCCouple 6 days ago

Telford


"I’m too tired from the gym

I’m still at the gym

Im in the sauna "

We are waiting for the planets to align

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By *r Black 85Man 6 days ago

nottingham


"I’m too tired from the gym

I’m still at the gym

Im in the sauna

We are waiting for the planets to align "

They aren't looking for gorilla's 🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍

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By *heelerMan 6 days ago

Northants


"I’m too tired from the gym

I’m still at the gym

Im in the sauna

We are waiting for the planets to align "

You'd make me cum too quick

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By *ondiego85Man 6 days ago

nottingham


"I’m too tired from the gym

I’m still at the gym

Im in the sauna

We are waiting for the planets to align

You'd make me cum too quick "

You wouldn’t make me cum at all

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By *r Black 85Man 6 days ago

nottingham

He doubts too much 😎😎😎😎😎

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By *hickthighs25Woman 6 days ago

Stockton


"He doubts too much 😎😎😎😎😎"

Im still not thiccc enough 🤣

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By *urenutsMan 6 days ago

waltham cross/Harrow HA1


"He doubts too much 😎😎😎😎😎

Im still not thiccc enough 🤣"

It's to hot

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By *rown.studMan 6 days ago

Thornaby


"He doubts too much 😎😎😎😎😎

Im still not thiccc enough 🤣"

She’s in self doubt

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By *peedyGMan 6 days ago

Telford


"He doubts too much 😎😎😎😎😎

Im still not thiccc enough 🤣

She’s in self doubt"

I like confidence

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By *hickthighs25Woman 6 days ago

Stockton


"He doubts too much 😎😎😎😎😎

Im still not thiccc enough 🤣

She’s in self doubt

I like confidence "

Im not confident

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By *peedyGMan 6 days ago

Telford


"He doubts too much 😎😎😎😎😎

Im still not thiccc enough 🤣

She’s in self doubt

I like confidence

Im not confident "

I don't believe you

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By *r Black 85Man 6 days ago

nottingham


"He doubts too much 😎😎😎😎😎

Im still not thiccc enough 🤣

She’s in self doubt

I like confidence

Im not confident

I don't believe you "

I don't believe in miracles😎😎😎😎😎

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By *weetbutsinfulWoman 6 days ago

Birmingham

I just woke up

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By *rown.studMan 6 days ago

Thornaby

She needs time

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By *ames69954Man 6 days ago

reading


"I just woke up"
I'm awake and ready lol

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By *hickthighs25Woman 6 days ago

Stockton


"I just woke up I'm awake and ready lol"

Hes already ready for something

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By *r Black 85Man 6 days ago

nottingham


"I just woke up I'm awake and ready lol

Hes already ready for something "

She has got me all wrong 😎😎😎😎😎

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By *hickthighs25Woman 6 days ago

Stockton


"I just woke up I'm awake and ready lol

Hes already ready for something

She has got me all wrong 😎😎😎😎😎"

I like them alright

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By *eesside52Man 6 days ago

Stockton


"I just woke up I'm awake and ready lol

Hes already ready for something

She has got me all wrong 😎😎😎😎😎

I like them alright"

I'm not invited to xx

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By *r Black 85Man 6 days ago

nottingham


"I just woke up I'm awake and ready lol

Hes already ready for something

She has got me all wrong 😎😎😎😎😎

I like them alright

I'm not invited to xx"

Gives in far too easily 😎😎😎😎😎

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By *peedyGMan 6 days ago

Telford


"I just woke up I'm awake and ready lol

Hes already ready for something

She has got me all wrong 😎😎😎😎😎

I like them alright

I'm not invited to xx

Gives in far too easily 😎😎😎😎😎"

She would prefer me 😏

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 6 days ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"I just woke up I'm awake and ready lol

Hes already ready for something

She has got me all wrong 😎😎😎😎😎

I like them alright

I'm not invited to xx

Gives in far too easily 😎😎😎😎😎

She would prefer me 😏 "

He's preferably preferable

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By *hickthighs25Woman 6 days ago

Stockton


"I just woke up I'm awake and ready lol

Hes already ready for something

She has got me all wrong 😎😎😎😎😎

I like them alright

I'm not invited to xx

Gives in far too easily 😎😎😎😎😎

She would prefer me 😏

He's preferably preferable"

There all too picky

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By *otsossieMan 6 days ago

Chesterfield

I’m not

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By *veragecouple2000Couple 6 days ago

South Wales

I’m in the bath watching the tennis xx

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By *olo180Man 6 days ago

Blackpool / London


"I’m in the bath watching the tennis xx "

She likes fluffy balls

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By *r. MacMan 6 days ago

Bexleyheath

I'm conditioning my pubes

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By *hickthighs25Woman 6 days ago

Stockton


"I’m in the bath watching the tennis xx

She likes fluffy balls "

I dont like spitting feathers

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By *olo180Man 6 days ago

Blackpool / London


"I’m in the bath watching the tennis xx

She likes fluffy balls

I dont like spitting feathers"

She thinks I’m a bird

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By *peedyGMan 6 days ago

Telford

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By *peedyGMan 6 days ago

Telford


"I’m in the bath watching the tennis xx

She likes fluffy balls

I dont like spitting feathers

She thinks I’m a bird "

Im more plain

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By *r Black 85Man 6 days ago

nottingham

There's no more room on the thread😎😎😎😎😎

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