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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 7 days ago

somewhere near Sheffield

Version 9.999d

Apparently Mr Black is the go to here

Best always wins a prize...🤣🤣

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By *r Black 85Man 7 days ago

nottingham

I'm too busy basking in the glow of being awesome 😎😎😎😎😎

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By *olo180Man 7 days ago

Blackpool / London


"I'm too busy basking in the glow of being awesome 😎😎😎😎😎"

Blinded by his aura

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By *hickthighs25Woman 7 days ago

Stockton


"I'm too busy basking in the glow of being awesome 😎😎😎😎😎

Blinded by his aura "

He prefers to be solo

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By *olo180Man 7 days ago

Blackpool / London


"I'm too busy basking in the glow of being awesome 😎😎😎😎😎

Blinded by his aura

He prefers to be solo "

She prefers to be Chewsie….

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 7 days ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"I'm too busy basking in the glow of being awesome 😎😎😎😎😎"

Good god!!! Gets a mention in an initial post and delusions of grandeur kick in immediately 🤣🤣

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By *hickthighs25Woman 7 days ago

Stockton


"I'm too busy basking in the glow of being awesome 😎😎😎😎😎

Good god!!! Gets a mention in an initial post and delusions of grandeur kick in immediately 🤣🤣"

Still cant stick to his own rules

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By *olo180Man 7 days ago

Blackpool / London


"I'm too busy basking in the glow of being awesome 😎😎😎😎😎

Good god!!! Gets a mention in an initial post and delusions of grandeur kick in immediately 🤣🤣

Still cant stick to his own rules "

She doesn’t like rule breakers

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By *hickthighs25Woman 7 days ago

Stockton


"I'm too busy basking in the glow of being awesome 😎😎😎😎😎

Good god!!! Gets a mention in an initial post and delusions of grandeur kick in immediately 🤣🤣

Still cant stick to his own rules

She doesn’t like rule breakers "

Hes sticking up for the dirty little rule breaker

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By *r Black 85Man 7 days ago

nottingham


"I'm too busy basking in the glow of being awesome 😎😎😎😎😎

Good god!!! Gets a mention in an initial post and delusions of grandeur kick in immediately 🤣🤣

Still cant stick to his own rules

She doesn’t like rule breakers

Hes sticking up for the dirty little rule breaker "

I'm sure I would cope with this new, aggressive side 😎😎😎😎😎😎

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By *peedyGMan 7 days ago

Telford


"I'm too busy basking in the glow of being awesome 😎😎😎😎😎

Good god!!! Gets a mention in an initial post and delusions of grandeur kick in immediately 🤣🤣

Still cant stick to his own rules

She doesn’t like rule breakers

Hes sticking up for the dirty little rule breaker

I'm sure I would cope with this new, aggressive side 😎😎😎😎😎😎"

He prefers the dominant type

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By *ikesEmBigMan 7 days ago

Herts


"I'm too busy basking in the glow of being awesome 😎😎😎😎😎

Good god!!! Gets a mention in an initial post and delusions of grandeur kick in immediately 🤣🤣

Still cant stick to his own rules

She doesn’t like rule breakers

Hes sticking up for the dirty little rule breaker

I'm sure I would cope with this new, aggressive side 😎😎😎😎😎😎

He prefers the dominant type"

I'm sick of shagging him in these threads

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple 7 days ago

Wolverhampton


"I'm too busy basking in the glow of being awesome 😎😎😎😎😎

Good god!!! Gets a mention in an initial post and delusions of grandeur kick in immediately 🤣🤣

Still cant stick to his own rules

She doesn’t like rule breakers

Hes sticking up for the dirty little rule breaker

I'm sure I would cope with this new, aggressive side 😎😎😎😎😎😎

He prefers the dominant type I'm sick of shagging him in these threads "

He's too sick

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By *r Black 85Man 7 days ago

nottingham


"I'm too busy basking in the glow of being awesome 😎😎😎😎😎

Good god!!! Gets a mention in an initial post and delusions of grandeur kick in immediately 🤣🤣

Still cant stick to his own rules

She doesn’t like rule breakers

Hes sticking up for the dirty little rule breaker

I'm sure I would cope with this new, aggressive side 😎😎😎😎😎😎

He prefers the dominant type I'm sick of shagging him in these threads

He's too sick "

I'm not a love doctor 😎😎😎😎😎

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By *hickthighs25Woman 7 days ago

Stockton


"I'm too busy basking in the glow of being awesome 😎😎😎😎😎

Good god!!! Gets a mention in an initial post and delusions of grandeur kick in immediately 🤣🤣

Still cant stick to his own rules

She doesn’t like rule breakers

Hes sticking up for the dirty little rule breaker

I'm sure I would cope with this new, aggressive side 😎😎😎😎😎😎

He prefers the dominant type I'm sick of shagging him in these threads

He's too sick

I'm not a love doctor 😎😎😎😎😎"

I need a lurve doctorrrrr

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By *ikesEmBigMan 7 days ago

Herts


"I'm too busy basking in the glow of being awesome 😎😎😎😎😎

Good god!!! Gets a mention in an initial post and delusions of grandeur kick in immediately 🤣🤣

Still cant stick to his own rules

She doesn’t like rule breakers

Hes sticking up for the dirty little rule breaker

I'm sure I would cope with this new, aggressive side 😎😎😎😎😎😎

He prefers the dominant type I'm sick of shagging him in these threads

He's too sick

I'm not a love doctor 😎😎😎😎😎

I need a lurve doctorrrrr"

I make house calls

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By *olo180Man 7 days ago

Blackpool / London


"I'm too busy basking in the glow of being awesome 😎😎😎😎😎

Good god!!! Gets a mention in an initial post and delusions of grandeur kick in immediately 🤣🤣

Still cant stick to his own rules

She doesn’t like rule breakers

Hes sticking up for the dirty little rule breaker

I'm sure I would cope with this new, aggressive side 😎😎😎😎😎😎

He prefers the dominant type I'm sick of shagging him in these threads

He's too sick

I'm not a love doctor 😎😎😎😎😎

I need a lurve doctorrrrr

I make house calls"

He pretends to sound like a house

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By *hickthighs25Woman 7 days ago

Stockton


"I'm too busy basking in the glow of being awesome 😎😎😎😎😎

Good god!!! Gets a mention in an initial post and delusions of grandeur kick in immediately 🤣🤣

Still cant stick to his own rules

She doesn’t like rule breakers

Hes sticking up for the dirty little rule breaker

I'm sure I would cope with this new, aggressive side 😎😎😎😎😎😎

He prefers the dominant type I'm sick of shagging him in these threads

He's too sick

I'm not a love doctor 😎😎😎😎😎

I need a lurve doctorrrrr

I make house calls

He pretends to sound like a house "

Im riding solo

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By *olo180Man 7 days ago

Blackpool / London


"I'm too busy basking in the glow of being awesome 😎😎😎😎😎

Good god!!! Gets a mention in an initial post and delusions of grandeur kick in immediately 🤣🤣

Still cant stick to his own rules

She doesn’t like rule breakers

Hes sticking up for the dirty little rule breaker

I'm sure I would cope with this new, aggressive side 😎😎😎😎😎😎

He prefers the dominant type I'm sick of shagging him in these threads

He's too sick

I'm not a love doctor 😎😎😎😎😎

I need a lurve doctorrrrr

I make house calls

He pretends to sound like a house

Im riding solo "

If only….lol

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By *weetbutsinfulWoman 7 days ago

Birmingham

I can’t be bothered

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By *r Black 85Man 7 days ago

nottingham


"I can’t be bothered "

She can't be bothered 😎😎😎😎😎

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By *peedyGMan 7 days ago

Telford


"I can’t be bothered

She can't be bothered 😎😎😎😎😎"

Im not interested

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By *exyInLatinMan 7 days ago

Warsop


"I can’t be bothered

She can't be bothered 😎😎😎😎😎

Im not interested "

He’s too fast

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple 7 days ago

Wolverhampton


"I can’t be bothered

She can't be bothered 😎😎😎😎😎

Im not interested

He’s too fast"

He's not fast enough

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By *exyInLatinMan 7 days ago

Warsop


"I can’t be bothered

She can't be bothered 😎😎😎😎😎

Im not interested

He’s too fast

He's not fast enough "

I’m a lightweight 🤣

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By *weetbutsinfulWoman 7 days ago

Birmingham

He can’t keep up

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By *peedyGMan 7 days ago

Telford


"He can’t keep up"

She's too sinful

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By *weetbutsinfulWoman 7 days ago

Birmingham

He can’t handle sinful

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By *5NyorksMan 7 days ago

.......


"He can’t handle sinful"

Working out how to handle sinful

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By *hickthighs25Woman 7 days ago

Stockton


"He can’t handle sinful

Working out how to handle sinful"

He has to work it out so i cba

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By *peedyGMan 7 days ago

Telford


"He can’t handle sinful

Working out how to handle sinful

He has to work it out so i cba "

She cba so im off to bed

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By *hickthighs25Woman 7 days ago

Stockton


"He can’t handle sinful

Working out how to handle sinful

He has to work it out so i cba

She cba so im off to bed"

Hed rather sleep

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By *exyInLatinMan 7 days ago

Warsop


"He can’t handle sinful

Working out how to handle sinful

He has to work it out so i cba

She cba so im off to bed"

No1 can be arsed….worst.gangbang.ever

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By *RWoodyCouple 7 days ago

Lincolnshire


"He can’t handle sinful

Working out how to handle sinful

He has to work it out so i cba

She cba so im off to bed"

We're in separate beds so 🤷🏼‍♀️

J x

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 7 days ago

Bristol


"He can’t handle sinful

Working out how to handle sinful

He has to work it out so i cba

She cba so im off to bed

We're in separate beds so 🤷🏼‍♀️

J x"

I prefer a Cumberland

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By *hickthighs25Woman 7 days ago

Stockton

I prefer john holmes

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 7 days ago

Bristol


"I prefer john holmes "

You have quality taste 🧐🤣

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By *hickthighs25Woman 7 days ago

Stockton


"I prefer john holmes

You have quality taste 🧐🤣"

🤣🤣🤣 and ron jeremy on sundays

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By *rown.studMan 7 days ago

Thornaby


"I prefer john holmes

You have quality taste 🧐🤣

🤣🤣🤣 and ron jeremy on sundays "

Everyone is sleeping I guess

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By *uperSalopian7Man 7 days ago

Shrewsbury

You're awake past your bedtime

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By *hickthighs25Woman 7 days ago

Stockton


"I prefer john holmes

You have quality taste 🧐🤣

🤣🤣🤣 and ron jeremy on sundays

Everyone is sleeping I guess "

He wants people to be asleep and im not into that

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By *uperSalopian7Man 7 days ago

Shrewsbury

She's a night owl

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By *RWoodyCouple 7 days ago

Lincolnshire


"She's a night owl"

He's out bird watching.

J x

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By *tickytip44Man 7 days ago

rhyl


"She's a night owl

He's out bird watching.

J x"

She needs binoculars to see

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By *hickthighs25Woman 7 days ago

Stockton


"She's a night owl

He's out bird watching.

J x

She needs binoculars to see"

Im stuck to his tip

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By *tickytip44Man 7 days ago

rhyl


"She's a night owl

He's out bird watching.

J x

She needs binoculars to see

Im stuck to his tip"

Likes gorilla glue

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By *hickthighs25Woman 7 days ago

Stockton


"She's a night owl

He's out bird watching.

J x

She needs binoculars to see

Im stuck to his tip

Likes gorilla glue "

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 steady on king kong

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By *tickytip44Man 7 days ago

rhyl


"She's a night owl

He's out bird watching.

J x

She needs binoculars to see

Im stuck to his tip

Likes gorilla glue

😂😂😂

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 steady on king kong "

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By *rown.studMan 7 days ago

Thornaby


"She's a night owl

He's out bird watching.

J x

She needs binoculars to see

Im stuck to his tip

Likes gorilla glue

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 steady on king kong "

She’s into Ape sex

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By *hickthighs25Woman 7 days ago

Stockton


"She's a night owl

He's out bird watching.

J x

She needs binoculars to see

Im stuck to his tip

Likes gorilla glue

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 steady on king kong

She’s into Ape sex"

He always takes it too far

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By *tickytip44Man 7 days ago

rhyl


"She's a night owl

He's out bird watching.

J x

She needs binoculars to see

Im stuck to his tip

Likes gorilla glue

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 steady on king kong

She’s into Ape sex"

Always at the zoo

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By *r Black 85Man 7 days ago

nottingham

No one wants 🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍 sex😎😎😎😎😎

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By *hickthighs25Woman 7 days ago

Stockton


"No one wants 🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍 sex😎😎😎😎😎"

Hes too busy being cool

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By *tickytip44Man 7 days ago

rhyl


"No one wants 🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍 sex😎😎😎😎😎

Hes too busy being cool "

Can’t handle the coolness

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By *hickthighs25Woman 7 days ago

Stockton


"No one wants 🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍 sex😎😎😎😎😎

Hes too busy being cool

Can’t handle the coolness"

Im not donna and i dont have massive tits

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By *tickytip44Man 7 days ago

rhyl


"No one wants 🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍 sex😎😎😎😎😎

Hes too busy being cool

Can’t handle the coolness

Im not donna and i dont have massive tits "

Only donna 👌😂

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By *tickytip44Man 7 days ago

rhyl


"No one wants 🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍 sex😎😎😎😎😎

Hes too busy being cool

Can’t handle the coolness

Im not donna and i dont have massive tits "

Not called Donna and boobs not big enough

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By *ikesEmBigMan 7 days ago

Herts


"No one wants 🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍 sex😎😎😎😎😎

Hes too busy being cool

Can’t handle the coolness

Im not donna and i dont have massive tits

Not called Donna and boobs not big enough "

the only Donna I like is a kebab

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By *hickthighs25Woman 7 days ago

Stockton


"No one wants 🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍 sex😎😎😎😎😎

Hes too busy being cool

Can’t handle the coolness

Im not donna and i dont have massive tits

Not called Donna and boobs not big enough the only Donna I like is a kebab"

Hed munch my kebab

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By *artyboy83Man 7 days ago

......


"No one wants 🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍 sex😎😎😎😎😎

Hes too busy being cool

Can’t handle the coolness

Im not donna and i dont have massive tits

Not called Donna and boobs not big enough the only Donna I like is a kebab

Hed munch my kebab"

There’s too much chilli sauce/salad in the way

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By *hickthighs25Woman 7 days ago

Stockton


"No one wants 🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍 sex😎😎😎😎😎

Hes too busy being cool

Can’t handle the coolness

Im not donna and i dont have massive tits

Not called Donna and boobs not big enough the only Donna I like is a kebab

Hed munch my kebab

There’s too much chilli sauce/salad in the way "

He doesnt like it spicy

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By *tickytip44Man 7 days ago

rhyl


"No one wants 🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍 sex😎😎😎😎😎

Hes too busy being cool

Can’t handle the coolness

Im not donna and i dont have massive tits

Not called Donna and boobs not big enough the only Donna I like is a kebab

Hed munch my kebab

There’s too much chilli sauce/salad in the way

He doesnt like it spicy"

Plane Jane borinnnngggg

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By *hickthighs25Woman 7 days ago

Stockton


"No one wants 🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍 sex😎😎😎😎😎

Hes too busy being cool

Can’t handle the coolness

Im not donna and i dont have massive tits

Not called Donna and boobs not big enough the only Donna I like is a kebab

Hed munch my kebab

There’s too much chilli sauce/salad in the way

He doesnt like it spicy

Plane Jane borinnnngggg "

Hes bullying me

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By *implyStu14Man 7 days ago

South of Neverland

I found the wrong what 3 words...

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By *tickytip44Man 7 days ago

rhyl


"No one wants 🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍 sex😎😎😎😎😎

Hes too busy being cool

Can’t handle the coolness

Im not donna and i dont have massive tits

Not called Donna and boobs not big enough the only Donna I like is a kebab

Hed munch my kebab

There’s too much chilli sauce/salad in the way

He doesnt like it spicy

Plane Jane borinnnngggg

Hes bullying me "

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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By *tickytip44Man 7 days ago

rhyl

Too sensitive

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By *artyboy83Man 7 days ago

......


"No one wants 🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍 sex😎😎😎😎😎

Hes too busy being cool

Can’t handle the coolness

Im not donna and i dont have massive tits

Not called Donna and boobs not big enough the only Donna I like is a kebab

Hed munch my kebab

There’s too much chilli sauce/salad in the way

He doesnt like it spicy

Plane Jane borinnnngggg

Hes bullying me "

She’s too easily bullied

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By *hickthighs25Woman 7 days ago

Stockton


"No one wants 🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍 sex😎😎😎😎😎

Hes too busy being cool

Can’t handle the coolness

Im not donna and i dont have massive tits

Not called Donna and boobs not big enough the only Donna I like is a kebab

Hed munch my kebab

There’s too much chilli sauce/salad in the way

He doesnt like it spicy

Plane Jane borinnnngggg

Hes bullying me

She’s too easily bullied "

You neednt start either

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By *rown.studMan 7 days ago

Thornaby


"No one wants 🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍 sex😎😎😎😎😎

Hes too busy being cool

Can’t handle the coolness

Im not donna and i dont have massive tits

Not called Donna and boobs not big enough the only Donna I like is a kebab

Hed munch my kebab

There’s too much chilli sauce/salad in the way

He doesnt like it spicy

Plane Jane borinnnngggg

Hes bullying me

She’s too easily bullied

You neednt start either"

Can’t understand what she’s after

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By *tickytip44Man 7 days ago

rhyl


"No one wants 🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍 sex😎😎😎😎😎

Hes too busy being cool

Can’t handle the coolness

Im not donna and i dont have massive tits

Not called Donna and boobs not big enough the only Donna I like is a kebab

Hed munch my kebab

There’s too much chilli sauce/salad in the way

He doesnt like it spicy

Plane Jane borinnnngggg

Hes bullying me

She’s too easily bullied

You neednt start either

Can’t understand what she’s after"

Too indecisive

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By *artyboy83Man 7 days ago

......


"No one wants 🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍 sex😎😎😎😎😎

Hes too busy being cool

Can’t handle the coolness

Im not donna and i dont have massive tits

Not called Donna and boobs not big enough the only Donna I like is a kebab

Hed munch my kebab

There’s too much chilli sauce/salad in the way

He doesnt like it spicy

Plane Jane borinnnngggg

Hes bullying me

She’s too easily bullied

You neednt start either"

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 oh a bit of bite 😉😉

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By *hickthighs25Woman 7 days ago

Stockton


"No one wants 🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍 sex😎😎😎😎😎

Hes too busy being cool

Can’t handle the coolness

Im not donna and i dont have massive tits

Not called Donna and boobs not big enough the only Donna I like is a kebab

Hed munch my kebab

There’s too much chilli sauce/salad in the way

He doesnt like it spicy

Plane Jane borinnnngggg

Hes bullying me

She’s too easily bullied

You neednt start either

Can’t understand what she’s after"

Nothing you pack of bullies

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By *rown.studMan 7 days ago

Thornaby


"No one wants 🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍 sex😎😎😎😎😎

Hes too busy being cool

Can’t handle the coolness

Im not donna and i dont have massive tits

Not called Donna and boobs not big enough the only Donna I like is a kebab

Hed munch my kebab

There’s too much chilli sauce/salad in the way

He doesnt like it spicy

Plane Jane borinnnngggg

Hes bullying me

She’s too easily bullied

You neednt start either

Can’t understand what she’s after

Nothing you pack of bullies "

She can’t handle soft bullying

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By *artyboy83Man 7 days ago

......


"No one wants 🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍 sex😎😎😎😎😎

Hes too busy being cool

Can’t handle the coolness

Im not donna and i dont have massive tits

Not called Donna and boobs not big enough the only Donna I like is a kebab

Hed munch my kebab

There’s too much chilli sauce/salad in the way

He doesnt like it spicy

Plane Jane borinnnngggg

Hes bullying me

She’s too easily bullied

You neednt start either

Can’t understand what she’s after

Nothing you pack of bullies "

I think we all know different…. 😉

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By *r Black 85Man 7 days ago

nottingham

Is too confused by all the goings on in the thread😎😎😎😎😎

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By *tickytip44Man 6 days ago

rhyl

Need to make it up to someone 🥺

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By *gent CoulsonMan 6 days ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Im in the middle of getting my pubes dyed and permed

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 6 days ago

somewhere near Sheffield

Your tip is always sticky....I'd be seeing GP more importantly if I had that issue 🤣🤣

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By *tickytip44Man 6 days ago

rhyl


"Your tip is always sticky....I'd be seeing GP more importantly if I had that issue 🤣🤣"

😂😂😂got the all clear

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 6 days ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"Your tip is always sticky....I'd be seeing GP more importantly if I had that issue 🤣🤣

😂😂😂got the all clear "

Sounds contagious...is it a COVID thing 🤣🤣

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By *artyboy83Man 6 days ago

......


"Your tip is always sticky....I'd be seeing GP more importantly if I had that issue 🤣🤣

😂😂😂got the all clear

Sounds contagious...is it a COVID thing 🤣🤣"

New strain!

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 6 days ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"Your tip is always sticky....I'd be seeing GP more importantly if I had that issue 🤣🤣

😂😂😂got the all clear

Sounds contagious...is it a COVID thing 🤣🤣

New strain! "

Wanking too much?

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By *artyboy83Man 6 days ago

......


"Your tip is always sticky....I'd be seeing GP more importantly if I had that issue 🤣🤣

😂😂😂got the all clear

Sounds contagious...is it a COVID thing 🤣🤣

New strain!

Wanking too much?"

Only prognosis….

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By *ikesEmBigMan 6 days ago

Herts


"Your tip is always sticky....I'd be seeing GP more importantly if I had that issue 🤣🤣

😂😂😂got the all clear

Sounds contagious...is it a COVID thing 🤣🤣

New strain!

Wanking too much?

Only prognosis…."

he's a wanker

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By *zami89Man 6 days ago

Stockton-on-Tees

It looks like a punched in waffle

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By *ikesEmBigMan 6 days ago

Herts


"It looks like a punched in waffle"
he wipes his cock on the curtains

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By *r Black 85Man 6 days ago

nottingham

He's too rude😎😎😎😎😎

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By *rown.studMan 6 days ago

Thornaby

He’s too cool

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By *ikesEmBigMan 6 days ago

Herts


"He’s too cool "
he looks to good in a suit and I hate competition

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By *infullyObedientWoman 6 days ago

Woodley

He doesnt like a bit of competition 😝

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By *rown.studMan 6 days ago

Thornaby

Won’t be able to do anything as I’ll get lost in those big 👀

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By *eavy_cummer2023Man 6 days ago

London/Cambridge


"Won’t be able to do anything as I’ll get lost in those big 👀"

But... Your a man 😂

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By *atwick_CougarWoman 6 days ago

Unknown

But you are far away x

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By *helamontsCouple 6 days ago

Edinburgh

Still eating breakfast here ...

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By *dnxyzMan 6 days ago

LondonX

Someone is already inside

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By *adybonersirlongswordCouple 6 days ago

EAST GRINSTEAD

[Removed by poster at 10/07/25 08:15:04]

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By *rown.studMan 6 days ago

Thornaby


"[Removed by poster at 10/07/25 08:15:04]"

The can’t think of anything

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By *andyboyukMan 6 days ago

Bedford

I need you to kiss my cock with your tonsils first.

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By *weetbutsinfulWoman 6 days ago

Birmingham

I have a sore throat so no

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By *ai24Man 6 days ago

Town

It’s too hot and my Crocs have no grip left on them.

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By *olo180Man 6 days ago

Blackpool / London


"It’s too hot and my Crocs have no grip left on them. "

He wears Crocs…enough said

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By *hickthighs25Woman 6 days ago

Stockton


"It’s too hot and my Crocs have no grip left on them.

He wears Crocs…enough said "

Ive got a headache.

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By *r Black 85Man 6 days ago

nottingham


"It’s too hot and my Crocs have no grip left on them.

He wears Crocs…enough said

Ive got a headache."

I might give her a concussion 😎😎😎😎😎

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By *olo180Man 6 days ago

Blackpool / London


"It’s too hot and my Crocs have no grip left on them.

He wears Crocs…enough said

Ive got a headache.

I might give her a concussion 😎😎😎😎😎"

God, he wants to knock her out 🤣

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By *veragecouple2000Couple 6 days ago

South Wales

I’m way too hot today to even consider it! Xx

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple 6 days ago

Ryde

But my insurance won't cover the medical damage.

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By *hickthighs25Woman 6 days ago

Stockton


"But my insurance won't cover the medical damage."

Youd cause medical damage 🙊

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By *r Black 85Man 6 days ago

nottingham


"But my insurance won't cover the medical damage.

Youd cause medical damage 🙊"

She doesn't want brain damage 😎😎😎😎😎

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By *rown.studMan 6 days ago

Thornaby


"But my insurance won't cover the medical damage.

Youd cause medical damage 🙊

She doesn't want brain damage 😎😎😎😎😎"

His brain is already damaged

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By *hickthighs25Woman 6 days ago

Stockton


"But my insurance won't cover the medical damage.

Youd cause medical damage 🙊

She doesn't want brain damage 😎😎😎😎😎

His brain is already damaged "

This thread is a bit sick

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By *heekychap0661Man 6 days ago

margate

Anyone want to tell me what to do on telegram

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By *hickthighs25Woman 6 days ago

Stockton


"Anyone want to tell me what to do on telegram "

No .... and your on the wrong thread 😄

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By *rown.studMan 6 days ago

Thornaby


"But my insurance won't cover the medical damage.

Youd cause medical damage 🙊

She doesn't want brain damage 😎😎😎😎😎

His brain is already damaged

This thread is a bit sick "

She’s not keeping us mannered

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By *edbath 5Man 6 days ago

london

I’m waiting to see if Mrs Macron beats up Mr Macron again.

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By *tanley FunseekerMan 6 days ago

stanley


"I’m waiting to see if Mrs Macron beats up Mr Macron again. "

He’s in bed or the bath, or both

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By *hickthighs25Woman 6 days ago

Stockton


"I’m waiting to see if Mrs Macron beats up Mr Macron again.

He’s in bed or the bath, or both "

He is only funseeking in stanley

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By *ikesEmBigMan 6 days ago

Herts


"I’m waiting to see if Mrs Macron beats up Mr Macron again.

He’s in bed or the bath, or both

He is only funseeking in stanley"

her thighs have low IQ

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By *rown.studMan 6 days ago

Thornaby


"I’m waiting to see if Mrs Macron beats up Mr Macron again.

He’s in bed or the bath, or both

He is only funseeking in stanley

her thighs have low IQ"

He’s meeting on the basis of IQ and I’m at -10000

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By *tanley FunseekerMan 6 days ago

stanley


"I’m waiting to see if Mrs Macron beats up Mr Macron again.

He’s in bed or the bath, or both

He is only funseeking in stanley"

Open to spreading my wings

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By *ein-guyMan 6 days ago

East Cowes


"I’m waiting to see if Mrs Macron beats up Mr Macron again.

He’s in bed or the bath, or both

He is only funseeking in stanley

Open to spreading my wings "

I don't know what your bottom looks like!

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By *.hrisMan 6 days ago

Bath

He's too vein

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By *hickthighs25Woman 6 days ago

Stockton


"He's too vein"

He probably thinks this thread is about him

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By *artyboy83Man 6 days ago

......


"He's too vein

He probably thinks this thread is about him "

I bet she thinks this thread is about her

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By *.hrisMan 6 days ago

Bath


"He's too vein

He probably thinks this thread is about him

I bet she thinks this thread is about her "

Because I'm trying to get to the person above him 🤷🏽‍♂️

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By *artyboy83Man 6 days ago

......


"He's too vein

He probably thinks this thread is about him

I bet she thinks this thread is about her

Because I'm trying to get to the person above him 🤷🏽‍♂️"

Aren’t we all……

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By *ein-guyMan 6 days ago

East Cowes

Because Thickthighs was to sprinkle me in sugar and spot me in the gym first

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By *5NyorksMan 6 days ago

.......

Cause I seem to be locked out of the gym

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By (user no longer on site) 6 days ago

I've ran out of fucks to give

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By *rown.studMan 6 days ago

Thornaby


"I've ran out of fucks to give "

He ran out

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By *hickthighs25Woman 6 days ago

Stockton


"I've ran out of fucks to give "

He gives no fucks and thats what im after ... some fucks

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By *5NyorksMan 6 days ago

.......

Too busy holding all these fucks 😂

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By *r Black 85Man 6 days ago

nottingham


"Too busy holding all these fucks 😂"

His hands are full 😎😎😎😎😎

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By *peedyGMan 6 days ago

Telford


"Too busy holding all these fucks 😂

His hands are full 😎😎😎😎😎"

My hands are covered in chocolate

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS 6 days ago

Chichester


"Too busy holding all these fucks 😂

His hands are full 😎😎😎😎😎

My hands are covered in chocolate "

I am on a diet so staying away from chocolate currently

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By (user no longer on site) 6 days ago


"Too busy holding all these fucks 😂

His hands are full 😎😎😎😎😎

My hands are covered in chocolate

I am on a diet so staying away from chocolate currently "

I've yet to replenish my fucks disappointly

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By *peedyGMan 6 days ago

Telford


"Too busy holding all these fucks 😂

His hands are full 😎😎😎😎😎

My hands are covered in chocolate

I am on a diet so staying away from chocolate currently

I've yet to replenish my fucks disappointly"

You didn't reply to my request for a freddo

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By *hickthighs25Woman 6 days ago

Stockton


"Too busy holding all these fucks 😂

His hands are full 😎😎😎😎😎

My hands are covered in chocolate

I am on a diet so staying away from chocolate currently

I've yet to replenish my fucks disappointly

You didn't reply to my request for a freddo"

Your obsessed with freddos

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By *attooboy100Man 6 days ago

Sedgley


"Too busy holding all these fucks 😂

His hands are full 😎😎😎😎😎

My hands are covered in chocolate

I am on a diet so staying away from chocolate currently

I've yet to replenish my fucks disappointly

You didn't reply to my request for a freddo

Your obsessed with freddos "

She's not obsessed with freddos

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By *ondiego85Man 6 days ago

nottingham


"Too busy holding all these fucks 😂

His hands are full 😎😎😎😎😎

My hands are covered in chocolate

I am on a diet so staying away from chocolate currently

I've yet to replenish my fucks disappointly

You didn't reply to my request for a freddo

Your obsessed with freddos

She's not obsessed with freddos"

He’s obsessed with tattoos

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By *peedyGMan 6 days ago

Telford


"Too busy holding all these fucks 😂

His hands are full 😎😎😎😎😎

My hands are covered in chocolate

I am on a diet so staying away from chocolate currently

I've yet to replenish my fucks disappointly

You didn't reply to my request for a freddo

Your obsessed with freddos

She's not obsessed with freddos

He’s obsessed with tattoos"

He's not a fan of tattoos

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By *ein-guyMan 6 days ago

East Cowes


"Too busy holding all these fucks 😂

His hands are full 😎😎😎😎😎

My hands are covered in chocolate

I am on a diet so staying away from chocolate currently

I've yet to replenish my fucks disappointly

You didn't reply to my request for a freddo

Your obsessed with freddos

She's not obsessed with freddos

He’s obsessed with tattoos

He's not a fan of tattoos "

I'm envious of his tattoos

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By *5NyorksMan 6 days ago

.......


"Too busy holding all these fucks 😂

His hands are full 😎😎😎😎😎

My hands are covered in chocolate

I am on a diet so staying away from chocolate currently

I've yet to replenish my fucks disappointly

You didn't reply to my request for a freddo

Your obsessed with freddos

She's not obsessed with freddos

He’s obsessed with tattoos

He's not a fan of tattoos

I'm envious of his tattoos"

Discussing his envy

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By *our Party VampireMan 6 days ago

Barry

Hey all, just wanted to introduce myself here , not sure what the etiquette is here, But looking to make connections and fit into the community 🏰🦇🫦

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By *rMrs8790Couple 6 days ago

Southampton


"Hey all, just wanted to introduce myself here , not sure what the etiquette is here, But looking to make connections and fit into the community 🏰🦇🫦"

Blade beat me to you x

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By *rgoodnbadMan 6 days ago

greenock

Too far for pussy

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By *peedyGMan 6 days ago

Telford


"Too far for pussy "

He's not willing to travel

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By *jamesipMan 6 days ago

yorkshire


"Too far for pussy

He's not willing to travel "

Your straight x

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By *hickthighs25Woman 6 days ago

Stockton


"Too far for pussy

He's not willing to travel

Your straight x"

Your not straight

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By *ondiego85Man 6 days ago

nottingham


"Too far for pussy

He's not willing to travel

Your straight x

Your not straight "

She won’t come for a bi mff or mmf

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By *wickers1Couple 6 days ago

Hounslow

A little too far..

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By *exyInLatinMan 6 days ago

Warsop


"A little too far.."

You look so comfy in that dressing gown, kinda don’t want to ruin it

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By *r Black 85Man 6 days ago

nottingham


"A little too far..

You look so comfy in that dressing gown, kinda don’t want to ruin it"

Cares about clothes too much😎😎😎😎😎

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By *uitedandbuffedMan 6 days ago

England


"A little too far..

You look so comfy in that dressing gown, kinda don’t want to ruin it

Cares about clothes too much😎😎😎😎😎"

Your a dude

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By *hickthighs25Woman 6 days ago

Stockton


"A little too far..

You look so comfy in that dressing gown, kinda don’t want to ruin it

Cares about clothes too much😎😎😎😎😎

Your a dude"

Im too busy doing other things to you

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By *.hrisMan 6 days ago

Bath


"A little too far..

You look so comfy in that dressing gown, kinda don’t want to ruin it

Cares about clothes too much😎😎😎😎😎

Your a dude

Im too busy doing other things to you "

She's not interested anymore 🤷🏽‍♂️

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By *uitedandbuffedMan 6 days ago

England


"A little too far..

You look so comfy in that dressing gown, kinda don’t want to ruin it

Cares about clothes too much😎😎😎😎😎

Your a dude

Im too busy doing other things to you "

Like what?

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By *hickthighs25Woman 6 days ago

Stockton


"A little too far..

You look so comfy in that dressing gown, kinda don’t want to ruin it

Cares about clothes too much😎😎😎😎😎

Your a dude

Im too busy doing other things to you

Like what? "

It involves my tongue 🤷‍♀️

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By *hickthighs25Woman 6 days ago

Stockton


"A little too far..

You look so comfy in that dressing gown, kinda don’t want to ruin it

Cares about clothes too much😎😎😎😎😎

Your a dude

Im too busy doing other things to you

She's not interested anymore 🤷🏽‍♂️"

He thinks im not interested anymore

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By *rinceless PrincessWoman 6 days ago

Gloucester


"A little too far..

You look so comfy in that dressing gown, kinda don’t want to ruin it

Cares about clothes too much😎😎😎😎😎

Your a dude

Im too busy doing other things to you

She's not interested anymore 🤷🏽‍♂️

He thinks im not interested anymore "

She’s interested in someone else

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By *5NyorksMan 6 days ago

.......

Trying to be the one they're interested in

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By *hickthighs25Woman 6 days ago

Stockton


"Trying to be the one they're interested in "

Tell him he is interesting

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By *isterBlondMan 6 days ago

weston


"Trying to be the one they're interested in

Tell him he is interesting "

I might be too interesting

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By *hickthighs25Woman 6 days ago

Stockton


"Trying to be the one they're interested in

Tell him he is interesting

I might be too interesting "

Hes too blonde for me

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By *r Black 85Man 6 days ago

nottingham


"Trying to be the one they're interested in

Tell him he is interesting

I might be too interesting

Hes too blonde for me "

She's too gully for me😎😎😎😎😎

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By *entlemanJay39Man 6 days ago

Northampton


"Trying to be the one they're interested in

Tell him he is interesting

I might be too interesting

Hes too blonde for me "

I'm not sure if you like dark chocolate 🍫🍫

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By *veragecouple2000Couple 6 days ago

South Wales


"Trying to be the one they're interested in

Tell him he is interesting

I might be too interesting

Hes too blonde for me

I'm not sure if you like dark chocolate 🍫🍫"

He only has dark chocolate xx 😄

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By *hickthighs25Woman 6 days ago

Stockton


"Trying to be the one they're interested in

Tell him he is interesting

I might be too interesting

Hes too blonde for me

I'm not sure if you like dark chocolate 🍫🍫

He only has dark chocolate xx 😄"

Her bums just too good id be put on the shelf x

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By (user no longer on site) 6 days ago


"Trying to be the one they're interested in

Tell him he is interesting

I might be too interesting

Hes too blonde for me

I'm not sure if you like dark chocolate 🍫🍫

He only has dark chocolate xx 😄

Her bums just too good id be put on the shelf x"

I've found my fucks but fear she's already full

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By *rMrs8790Couple 6 days ago

Southampton

[Removed by poster at 10/07/25 15:51:28]

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By *rMrs8790Couple 6 days ago

Southampton


"Trying to be the one they're interested in

Tell him he is interesting

I might be too interesting

Hes too blonde for me

I'm not sure if you like dark chocolate 🍫🍫

He only has dark chocolate xx 😄

Her bums just too good id be put on the shelf x

I've found my fucks but fear she's already full"

Freddo prices aren't fantastic anymore x

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By (user no longer on site) 6 days ago


"Trying to be the one they're interested in

Tell him he is interesting

I might be too interesting

Hes too blonde for me

I'm not sure if you like dark chocolate 🍫🍫

He only has dark chocolate xx 😄

Her bums just too good id be put on the shelf x

I've found my fucks but fear she's already full

Freddo prices aren't fantastic anymore x"

She can't afford 30p

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By *hickthighs25Woman 6 days ago

Stockton


"Trying to be the one they're interested in

Tell him he is interesting

I might be too interesting

Hes too blonde for me

I'm not sure if you like dark chocolate 🍫🍫

He only has dark chocolate xx 😄

Her bums just too good id be put on the shelf x

I've found my fucks but fear she's already full

Freddo prices aren't fantastic anymore x

She can't afford 30p"

He used all his fucks before me

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By *isterBlondMan 6 days ago

weston

Forgot my Sainsbury’s bags of fucks

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By (user no longer on site) 6 days ago


"Trying to be the one they're interested in

Tell him he is interesting

I might be too interesting

Hes too blonde for me

I'm not sure if you like dark chocolate 🍫🍫

He only has dark chocolate xx 😄

Her bums just too good id be put on the shelf x

I've found my fucks but fear she's already full

Freddo prices aren't fantastic anymore x

She can't afford 30p

He used all his fucks before me"

I can afford the fucks as no-one will buy my Freddos

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By *veragecouple2000Couple 6 days ago

South Wales


"Forgot my Sainsbury’s bags of fucks"

My bag of fucks is from the wrong shop xx

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By *isterBlondMan 6 days ago

weston


"Forgot my Sainsbury’s bags of fucks

My bag of fucks is from the wrong shop xx "


"Forgot my Sainsbury’s bags of fucks

My bag of fucks is from the wrong shop xx "

Potential to consider this application, but not sure which shopping bag of fucks she’s got…

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By *rMrs8790Couple 6 days ago

Southampton


"Forgot my Sainsbury’s bags of fucks

My bag of fucks is from the wrong shop xx "

We keep going to the wrong shop x

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By *hickthighs25Woman 6 days ago

Stockton


"Forgot my Sainsbury’s bags of fucks

My bag of fucks is from the wrong shop xx "

Too busy buying fucks x

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By *ittlemisshotbotCouple 6 days ago

near you


"Forgot my Sainsbury’s bags of fucks

My bag of fucks is from the wrong shop xx "

I fear I would be judged on where I food shop

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