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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 3 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

Version 9.999d

So, littlemisshotpot is currently worried she'd be judged on where she shops

As long as she buys me a pie I'd be happy

Winner gets said "pie"

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By *hickthighs25Woman 3 weeks ago

Stockton


"Version 9.999d

So, littlemisshotpot is currently worried she'd be judged on where she shops

As long as she buys me a pie I'd be happy

Winner gets said "pie""

Hes back dipping his cock in pies 🤣🤣

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By *ancashireredheadWoman 3 weeks ago

Up North


"Version 9.999d

So, littlemisshotpot is currently worried she'd be judged on where she shops

As long as she buys me a pie I'd be happy

Winner gets said "pie"

Hes back dipping his cock in pies 🤣🤣"

I take my pies very seriously

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By *b1980Man 3 weeks ago

Manchester

Probably not your type

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 3 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"Probably not your type"

Your a shadow of your former self

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By *hickthighs25Woman 3 weeks ago

Stockton


"Probably not your type

Your a shadow of your former self"

Your too grey

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By *ohiMan 3 weeks ago

from bristol


"Probably not your type

Your a shadow of your former self

Your too grey "

You are too far…

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By *lice AgainTV/TS 3 weeks ago

Bristol


"Probably not your type

Your a shadow of your former self

Your too grey

You are too far…"

You're close but your photos are far too vague...

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 3 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"Probably not your type

Your a shadow of your former self

Your too grey

You are too far…

You're close but your photos are far too vague...

"

Your more interested in da bristols

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By *hickthighs25Woman 3 weeks ago

Stockton


"Probably not your type

Your a shadow of your former self

Your too grey

You are too far…

You're close but your photos are far too vague...

"

You look better in underwear than me

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By *ideshaft1971Man 3 weeks ago

Midlands


"Probably not your type

Your a shadow of your former self

Your too grey

You are too far…

You're close but your photos are far too vague...

You look better in underwear than me "

Matter of opinion

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 3 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

Opinions matter not on fab

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By *hickthighs25Woman 3 weeks ago

Stockton


"Opinions matter not on fab"

He thinks opinions matter on fab

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By *lice AgainTV/TS 3 weeks ago

Bristol


"Opinions matter not on fab

He thinks opinions matter on fab "

She thinks I look better in lingerie than her. Which just isn't true.

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 3 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"Opinions matter not on fab

He thinks opinions matter on fab "

Moi? I'm opinionated? Deeply 🤣🤣

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple 3 weeks ago

Wolverhampton


"Opinions matter not on fab

He thinks opinions matter on fab

Moi? I'm opinionated? Deeply 🤣🤣"

His cock is way too magnificent 😂

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 3 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"Opinions matter not on fab

He thinks opinions matter on fab

Moi? I'm opinionated? Deeply 🤣🤣

His cock is way too magnificent 😂"

I'm boinging 🤣

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By *infullyObedientWoman 3 weeks ago

Woodley

He's too far away

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By *tleystagMan 3 weeks ago

ilkley

I am too busy wanking

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By *heelerMan 3 weeks ago

Northants


"He's too far away"

I've no idea where Woodley is

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By (user no longer on site) 3 weeks ago

He's a wanker

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By *heelerMan 3 weeks ago

Northants


"Opinions matter not on fab

He thinks opinions matter on fab

Moi? I'm opinionated? Deeply 🤣🤣

His cock is way too magnificent 😂"

I would but too excited waiting for Pedro Neto to win a big trophy for us.

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By *hickthighs25Woman 3 weeks ago

Stockton


"Opinions matter not on fab

He thinks opinions matter on fab

Moi? I'm opinionated? Deeply 🤣🤣

His cock is way too magnificent 😂

I would but too excited waiting for Pedro Neto to win a big trophy for us."

He gets excited to easy

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By *heVikingJarlMan 3 weeks ago

behind you

You know the score

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By *r Black 85Man 3 weeks ago

nottingham


"You know the score "

I don't know the score 😎😎😎😎😎

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By *ubikslongswordMan 3 weeks ago

Rubiksville


"You know the score

I don't know the score 😎😎😎😎😎"

I don't fuck guys

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By *hickthighs25Woman 3 weeks ago

Stockton


"You know the score

I don't know the score 😎😎😎😎😎

I don't fuck guys "

Id knock your hat off

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By *ubikslongswordMan 3 weeks ago

Rubiksville


"You know the score

I don't know the score 😎😎😎😎😎

I don't fuck guys

Id knock your hat off "

You don't "fuck now" and going back down south today 😢

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By *rinceless PrincessWoman 3 weeks ago

Gloucester


"You know the score

I don't know the score 😎😎😎😎😎

I don't fuck guys

Id knock your hat off

You don't "fuck now" and going back down south today 😢"

I need coffee

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By *uperSalopian7Man 3 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

It's too hot for coffee

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By *hickthighs25Woman 3 weeks ago

Stockton


"It's too hot for coffee"

Hes thinking about coffee

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By *infullyObedientWoman 3 weeks ago

Woodley


"It's too hot for coffee

Hes thinking about coffee"

Im straight

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman 3 weeks ago

Next Door


"It's too hot for coffee

Hes thinking about coffee

Im straight "

She's straight

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By *ubikslongswordMan 3 weeks ago

Rubiksville


"It's too hot for coffee

Hes thinking about coffee

Im straight "

Tbh I can't think of a reason... Erm the the sky isn't falling

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By *dswingersCouple 3 weeks ago

chelmsford


"It's too hot for coffee

Hes thinking about coffee

Im straight

She's straight"

your out of out league 😔 x

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By *ubikslongswordMan 3 weeks ago

Rubiksville


"It's too hot for coffee

Hes thinking about coffee

Im straight

She's straight

your out of out league 😔 x"

Don't start bringing leagues into it or I'll never have sex lol

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By *uperSalopian7Man 3 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

I've never solved a rubiks cube

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By *heVikingJarlMan 3 weeks ago

behind you

I'd need an ice bath

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By *hickthighs25Woman 3 weeks ago

Stockton


"I'd need an ice bath "

Id steal his ice bath

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By *uperSalopian7Man 3 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

She won't share her ice cubes

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By *heVikingJarlMan 3 weeks ago

behind you


"I'd need an ice bath

Id steal his ice bath "

ypu can always join me

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By *rinceless PrincessWoman 3 weeks ago

Gloucester


"I'd need an ice bath

Id steal his ice bath ypu can always join me "

He’s interested in someone else joining him

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By *FGIHMan 3 weeks ago

Chesterfield


"I'd need an ice bath

Id steal his ice bath ypu can always join me

He’s interested in someone else joining him "

I am off to FOS

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By *r Black 85Man 3 weeks ago

nottingham


"I'd need an ice bath

Id steal his ice bath ypu can always join me

He’s interested in someone else joining him

I am off to FOS"

I didn't get an invite 😎😎😎😎😎

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By *eeper ThanMan 3 weeks ago

Dartford

Can we drink the champagne 🍾 instead

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By *hickthighs25Woman 3 weeks ago

Stockton


"Can we drink the champagne 🍾 instead "

Hes drinking champagne out of the bottle id rather someone drank it off me

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By *exyInLatinMan 3 weeks ago

Warsop


"Can we drink the champagne 🍾 instead

Hes drinking champagne out of the bottle id rather someone drank it off me "

Champagne would get too hot 🥵

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By *rown.studMan 3 weeks ago

Thornaby


"Can we drink the champagne 🍾 instead

Hes drinking champagne out of the bottle id rather someone drank it off me

Champagne would get too hot 🥵 "

Can’t handle a hot champagne

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By (user no longer on site) 3 weeks ago


"Can we drink the champagne 🍾 instead

Hes drinking champagne out of the bottle id rather someone drank it off me "

She hasn't put sheets down and has gotten champagne fucking all over the duvet

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By *r Black 85Man 3 weeks ago

nottingham


"Can we drink the champagne 🍾 instead

Hes drinking champagne out of the bottle id rather someone drank it off me

She hasn't put sheets down and has gotten champagne fucking all over the duvet "

Too bothered about the duvet😂😂😂😂😂

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By (user no longer on site) 3 weeks ago


"Can we drink the champagne 🍾 instead

Hes drinking champagne out of the bottle id rather someone drank it off me

She hasn't put sheets down and has gotten champagne fucking all over the duvet

Too bothered about the duvet😂😂😂😂😂"

Doesn't share my frustrations after I've just washed the duvet this morning

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By *hickthighs25Woman 3 weeks ago

Stockton


"Can we drink the champagne 🍾 instead

Hes drinking champagne out of the bottle id rather someone drank it off me

She hasn't put sheets down and has gotten champagne fucking all over the duvet

Too bothered about the duvet😂😂😂😂😂

Doesn't share my frustrations after I've just washed the duvet this morning "

He wont let the duvet go 🤣

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By *fffunCouple 3 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

Too hot for duvet

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By *rown.studMan 3 weeks ago

Thornaby

Too hot without duvet

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By *ikesEmBigMan 3 weeks ago

Herts

He gets sweaty in bed

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By *fffunCouple 3 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

I need my space in bed

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By *ddy GirthyMan 3 weeks ago

Girthy Town


"I need my space in bed"

But nothing

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By *hickthighs25Woman 3 weeks ago

Stockton


"I need my space in bed

But nothing"

He doesnt do buts

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By *ddy GirthyMan 3 weeks ago

Girthy Town


"I need my space in bed

But nothing

He doesnt do buts"

I also dont do If's or maybe's

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By *hickthighs25Woman 3 weeks ago

Stockton


"I need my space in bed

But nothing

He doesnt do buts

I also dont do If's or maybe's"

Hes too girthy

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By *ddy GirthyMan 3 weeks ago

Girthy Town


"I need my space in bed

But nothing

He doesnt do buts

I also dont do If's or maybe's

Hes too girthy "

Shes scared of the dick

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By *hastity_roseTV/TS 3 weeks ago

Nowhere

But you don't want me and my cocks locked

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By *ddy GirthyMan 3 weeks ago

Girthy Town


"But you don't want me and my cocks locked "

Doesnt look like Eva Maxim 🤪🤣

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By *rown.studMan 3 weeks ago

Thornaby


"But you don't want me and my cocks locked

Doesnt look like Eva Maxim 🤪🤣"

He’ll overpower me

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By *rPunxMan 3 weeks ago

Hull


"But you don't want me and my cocks locked

Doesnt look like Eva Maxim 🤪🤣

He’ll overpower me "

your a dude, would rather team up and look for a lucky lady

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By (user no longer on site) 3 weeks ago

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By (user no longer on site) 3 weeks ago

He's a dude and he'd rather team up.

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By *hickthighs25Woman 3 weeks ago

Stockton


"He's a dude and he'd rather team up. "

Hes in a tag team

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By *andering Welsh GuyMan 3 weeks ago

All over the place

I've just melted

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By (user no longer on site) 3 weeks ago


"He's a dude and he'd rather team up.

Hes in a tag team"

She's seeing double: Four Freddos!

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By *JandSilentBobCouple 3 weeks ago

North


"He's a dude and he'd rather team up.

Hes in a tag team

She's seeing double: Four Freddos!"

Your a man

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By (user no longer on site) 3 weeks ago

I'm a man. And what a man!

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By *ancashireredheadWoman 3 weeks ago

Up North


"I'm a man. And what a man!"

There’s a beer garden calling my name, and who am I to disappoint

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By *peedyGMan 3 weeks ago

Telford


"I'm a man. And what a man!

There’s a beer garden calling my name, and who am I to disappoint "

Im already having a beer in my garden

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By *rown.studMan 3 weeks ago

Thornaby


"I'm a man. And what a man!

There’s a beer garden calling my name, and who am I to disappoint "

She’s Up north

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By (user no longer on site) 3 weeks ago


"I'm a man. And what a man!

There’s a beer garden calling my name, and who am I to disappoint "

She can hear beer gardens, and that's bizarre

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By *r Black 85Man 3 weeks ago

nottingham


"I'm a man. And what a man!

There’s a beer garden calling my name, and who am I to disappoint

She can hear beer gardens, and that's bizarre"

Too bothered about others hearing 😎😎😎😎😎

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By *uperSalopian7Man 3 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

I'm too hot and bothered

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By *asty tatsyMan 3 weeks ago

london


"I'm too hot and bothered "

Same

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman 3 weeks ago

Next Door


"I'm too hot and bothered

Same "

He's moaning but not in a sexual way

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By *intyballsMan 3 weeks ago

Meath


"I'm too hot and bothered

Same

He's moaning but not in a sexual way"

I'm not here FWB

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By *intyballsMan 3 weeks ago

Meath


"I'm too hot and bothered

Same

He's moaning but not in a sexual way

I'm not here FWB "

Stupid auto correct 🤦

I'm not her FWB

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By *tanley FunseekerMan 3 weeks ago

stanley


"I'm too hot and bothered

Same

He's moaning but not in a sexual way

I'm not here FWB

Stupid auto correct 🤦

I'm not her FWB"

Prefer juicy fruit balls

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By *uperSalopian7Man 3 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

He makes too many typos

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By *hickthighs25Woman 3 weeks ago

Stockton


"He makes too many typos"

Hes too fussy on spelling

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By (user no longer on site) 3 weeks ago


"He makes too many typos

Hes too fussy on spelling "

She's casting spells

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By *ikesEmBigMan 3 weeks ago

Herts


"He makes too many typos

Hes too fussy on spelling

She's casting spells"

he casting porn (on to the tele)

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By *r Black 85Man 3 weeks ago

nottingham

He's doing his taxes😎😎😎😎😎

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By *infullyObedientWoman 3 weeks ago

Woodley


"He's doing his taxes😎😎😎😎😎"

Hes talking about taxes

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By *uperSalopian7Man 3 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

I'm tucking into a pizza

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman 3 weeks ago

honeysuckle lane

It’s still to warm

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman 3 weeks ago

Next Door


"It’s still to warm "

I satisfied myself already

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By *tanley FunseekerMan 3 weeks ago

stanley


"It’s still to warm

I satisfied myself already"

Can’t reach the top of her long sexy legs

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By *hePervertedPlumberMan 3 weeks ago

Edinburgh

I'm all chat, no substance and love time wasting

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By *infullyObedientWoman 3 weeks ago

Woodley

Hes too far and wastes time

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By *tanley FunseekerMan 3 weeks ago

stanley


"Hes too far and wastes time "

She might lead me to sin eek

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By *hePervertedPlumberMan 3 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"I'm all chat, no substance and love time wasting"

Oh shit, just realised I've fucked this thread, sorry! Only just realised it's a response to the comment above, not just a random shitty excuse. My bad, no offense intended Stanley Funseeker!

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By *tanley FunseekerMan 3 weeks ago

stanley


"I'm all chat, no substance and love time wasting

Oh shit, just realised I've fucked this thread, sorry! Only just realised it's a response to the comment above, not just a random shitty excuse. My bad, no offense intended Stanley Funseeker! "

No worries fella, all good

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By *ikesEmBigMan 3 weeks ago

Herts

He's too forgiving

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By (user no longer on site) 3 weeks ago

He wouldn't shag me

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By *infullyObedientWoman 3 weeks ago

Woodley

He wants the guy above to shag him 😝

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 3 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"He wants the guy above to shag him 😝"

I'm currently too excited

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By *weetbutsinfulWoman 3 weeks ago

Birmingham

I’m naked on the bed

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By *infullyObedientWoman 3 weeks ago

Woodley


"He wants the guy above to shag him 😝

I'm currently too excited "

He is too excited already

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By *ife NinjaMan 3 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"He wants the guy above to shag him 😝

I'm currently too excited

He is too excited already "

I wouldn't be able to stop 🤓

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By *hickthighs25Woman 3 weeks ago

Stockton


"He wants the guy above to shag him 😝

I'm currently too excited

He is too excited already

I wouldn't be able to stop 🤓"

Hes already fucking and he cant stop

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By *olo180Man 3 weeks ago

Greater London


"He wants the guy above to shag him 😝

I'm currently too excited

He is too excited already

I wouldn't be able to stop 🤓

Hes already fucking and he cant stop"

Can’t stop…addicted to this shindig 🎵

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 3 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"I’m naked on the bed "

So am I 😜😜

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By *infullyObedientWoman 3 weeks ago

Woodley


"I’m naked on the bed

So am I 😜😜"

I wasnt invited to the naked bed party

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 3 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"I’m naked on the bed

So am I 😜😜

I wasnt invited to the naked bed party"

I'm infatuated by your "horny nipple" look

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By *hickthighs25Woman 3 weeks ago

Stockton


"I’m naked on the bed

So am I 😜😜

I wasnt invited to the naked bed party

I'm infatuated by your "horny nipple" look "

Hes infatuated with her nipple

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By *r Black 85Man 3 weeks ago

nottingham


"I’m naked on the bed

So am I 😜😜

I wasnt invited to the naked bed party

I'm infatuated by your "horny nipple" look

Hes infatuated with her nipple "

She won't bite my nipple😎😎😎😎😎

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By (user no longer on site) 3 weeks ago


"I’m naked on the bed

So am I 😜😜

I wasnt invited to the naked bed party

I'm infatuated by your "horny nipple" look

Hes infatuated with her nipple

She won't bite my nipple😎😎😎😎😎"

He won't eat my Ripple

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By *hickthighs25Woman 3 weeks ago

Stockton


"I’m naked on the bed

So am I 😜😜

I wasnt invited to the naked bed party

I'm infatuated by your "horny nipple" look

Hes infatuated with her nipple

She won't bite my nipple😎😎😎😎😎

He won't eat my Ripple"

Id be too busy eating the ripple 🤤

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By *infullyObedientWoman 3 weeks ago

Woodley


"I’m naked on the bed

So am I 😜😜

I wasnt invited to the naked bed party

I'm infatuated by your "horny nipple" look

Hes infatuated with her nipple

She won't bite my nipple😎😎😎😎😎

He won't eat my Ripple"

I dont like ripples

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By (user no longer on site) 3 weeks ago


"I’m naked on the bed

So am I 😜😜

I wasnt invited to the naked bed party

I'm infatuated by your "horny nipple" look

Hes infatuated with her nipple

She won't bite my nipple😎😎😎😎😎

He won't eat my Ripple

I dont like ripples "

She doesn't like Ripples nor the offer of a Tipple

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By *infullyObedientWoman 3 weeks ago

Woodley


"I’m naked on the bed

So am I 😜😜

I wasnt invited to the naked bed party

I'm infatuated by your "horny nipple" look

Hes infatuated with her nipple

She won't bite my nipple😎😎😎😎😎

He won't eat my Ripple

I dont like ripples

She doesn't like Ripples nor the offer of a Tipple"

I wasnt offered a tipple 😝

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By (user no longer on site) 3 weeks ago


"I’m naked on the bed

So am I 😜😜

I wasnt invited to the naked bed party

I'm infatuated by your "horny nipple" look

Hes infatuated with her nipple

She won't bite my nipple😎😎😎😎😎

He won't eat my Ripple

I dont like ripples

She doesn't like Ripples nor the offer of a Tipple

I wasnt offered a tipple 😝"

She didn't want the triple!

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 3 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"I’m naked on the bed

So am I 😜😜

I wasnt invited to the naked bed party

I'm infatuated by your "horny nipple" look

Hes infatuated with her nipple

She won't bite my nipple😎😎😎😎😎

He won't eat my Ripple

I dont like ripples

She doesn't like Ripples nor the offer of a Tipple

I wasnt offered a tipple 😝"

I'm teetotal

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By *hickthighs25Woman 3 weeks ago

Stockton


"I’m naked on the bed

So am I 😜😜

I wasnt invited to the naked bed party

I'm infatuated by your "horny nipple" look

Hes infatuated with her nipple

She won't bite my nipple😎😎😎😎😎

He won't eat my Ripple

I dont like ripples

She doesn't like Ripples nor the offer of a Tipple

I wasnt offered a tipple 😝

She didn't want the triple!"

I dont want a triple

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By (user no longer on site) 3 weeks ago


"I’m naked on the bed

So am I 😜😜

I wasnt invited to the naked bed party

I'm infatuated by your "horny nipple" look

Hes infatuated with her nipple

She won't bite my nipple😎😎😎😎😎

He won't eat my Ripple

I dont like ripples

She doesn't like Ripples nor the offer of a Tipple

I wasnt offered a tipple 😝

She didn't want the triple!

I dont want a triple "

She finds magic in mushrooms

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By *hickthighs25Woman 3 weeks ago

Stockton


"I’m naked on the bed

So am I 😜😜

I wasnt invited to the naked bed party

I'm infatuated by your "horny nipple" look

Hes infatuated with her nipple

She won't bite my nipple😎😎😎😎😎

He won't eat my Ripple

I dont like ripples

She doesn't like Ripples nor the offer of a Tipple

I wasnt offered a tipple 😝

She didn't want the triple!

I dont want a triple

She finds magic in mushrooms "

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 he wont give me a mushroom

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By *eeper ThanMan 3 weeks ago

Dartford

They are in to tongue 👅 twisters by the sounds of it

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By (user no longer on site) 3 weeks ago


"I’m naked on the bed

So am I 😜😜

I wasnt invited to the naked bed party

I'm infatuated by your "horny nipple" look

Hes infatuated with her nipple

She won't bite my nipple😎😎😎😎😎

He won't eat my Ripple

I dont like ripples

She doesn't like Ripples nor the offer of a Tipple

I wasnt offered a tipple 😝

She didn't want the triple!

I dont want a triple

She finds magic in mushrooms

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 he wont give me a mushroom "

Won't accept shitake happens.

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 3 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

Currently uprooting mushrooms

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By *hickthighs25Woman 3 weeks ago

Stockton


"Currently uprooting mushrooms "

Ive just cum

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By *peedyGMan 3 weeks ago

Telford


"Currently uprooting mushrooms

Ive just cum "

She had enough so far and not ready for round two

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman 3 weeks ago

Next Door

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman 3 weeks ago

Next Door


"He's speedy"

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By *uperSalopian7Man 3 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

She likes to take it slow

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By *peedyGMan 3 weeks ago

Telford


"She likes to take it slow"

He prefers my level of speed

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By *hickthighs25Woman 3 weeks ago

Stockton


"She likes to take it slow

He prefers my level of speed"

Slow and steady wins the race

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By *peedyGMan 3 weeks ago

Telford


"She likes to take it slow

He prefers my level of speed

Slow and steady wins the race "

Depends on what's going on

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By *infullyObedientWoman 3 weeks ago

Woodley


"She likes to take it slow

He prefers my level of speed

Slow and steady wins the race "

Shes busy racing 😝

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By *r Black 85Man 3 weeks ago

nottingham


"She likes to take it slow

He prefers my level of speed

Slow and steady wins the race "

"Slow and easy is the way I wanna love you tonight" 😎😎😎😎😎

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By *hickthighs25Woman 3 weeks ago

Stockton


"She likes to take it slow

He prefers my level of speed

Slow and steady wins the race

"Slow and easy is the way I wanna love you tonight" 😎😎😎😎😎"

Hes too busy spitting lyrics 😎

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By *ikesEmBigMan 3 weeks ago

Herts


"She likes to take it slow

He prefers my level of speed

Slow and steady wins the race

"Slow and easy is the way I wanna love you tonight" 😎😎😎😎😎

Hes too busy spitting lyrics 😎"

she's too busy being busy

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By *r Black 85Man 3 weeks ago

nottingham


"She likes to take it slow

He prefers my level of speed

Slow and steady wins the race

"Slow and easy is the way I wanna love you tonight" 😎😎😎😎😎

Hes too busy spitting lyrics 😎"

You know the song bangs😎😎😎😎😎

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By *infullyObedientWoman 3 weeks ago

Woodley


"She likes to take it slow

He prefers my level of speed

Slow and steady wins the race

"Slow and easy is the way I wanna love you tonight" 😎😎😎😎😎

Hes too busy spitting lyrics 😎 she's too busy being busy"

He doesnt like being busy

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By *asty tatsyMan 3 weeks ago

london


"She likes to take it slow

He prefers my level of speed

Slow and steady wins the race

"Slow and easy is the way I wanna love you tonight" 😎😎😎😎😎

Hes too busy spitting lyrics 😎 she's too busy being busy

He doesnt like being busy "

She doesn’t want to get busy 😁

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By *ineapplePixie69!Couple 3 weeks ago

Neverland/Wales


"She likes to take it slow

He prefers my level of speed

Slow and steady wins the race

"Slow and easy is the way I wanna love you tonight" 😎😎😎😎😎

Hes too busy spitting lyrics 😎 she's too busy being busy

He doesnt like being busy

She doesn’t want to get busy 😁"

Im in the beer garden

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By *r Black 85Man 3 weeks ago

nottingham


"She likes to take it slow

He prefers my level of speed

Slow and steady wins the race

"Slow and easy is the way I wanna love you tonight" 😎😎😎😎😎

Hes too busy spitting lyrics 😎 she's too busy being busy

He doesnt like being busy

She doesn’t want to get busy 😁

Im in the beer garden "

I only drink milkshakes in this weather 😎😎😎😎😎

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By *ineapplePixie69!Couple 3 weeks ago

Neverland/Wales


"She likes to take it slow

He prefers my level of speed

Slow and steady wins the race

"Slow and easy is the way I wanna love you tonight" 😎😎😎😎😎

Hes too busy spitting lyrics 😎 she's too busy being busy

He doesnt like being busy

She doesn’t want to get busy 😁

Im in the beer garden

I only drink milkshakes in this weather 😎😎😎😎😎"

He prefers milkshakes as they bring the boys to the yard

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 3 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"She likes to take it slow

He prefers my level of speed

Slow and steady wins the race

"Slow and easy is the way I wanna love you tonight" 😎😎😎😎😎

Hes too busy spitting lyrics 😎 she's too busy being busy

He doesnt like being busy

She doesn’t want to get busy 😁

Im in the beer garden

I only drink milkshakes in this weather 😎😎😎😎😎

He prefers milkshakes as they bring the boys to the yard "

In the yard wondering why there are so many boys here 🤷

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By *hickthighs25Woman 3 weeks ago

Stockton


"She likes to take it slow

He prefers my level of speed

Slow and steady wins the race

"Slow and easy is the way I wanna love you tonight" 😎😎😎😎😎

Hes too busy spitting lyrics 😎 she's too busy being busy

He doesnt like being busy

She doesn’t want to get busy 😁

Im in the beer garden

I only drink milkshakes in this weather 😎😎😎😎😎

He prefers milkshakes as they bring the boys to the yard

In the yard wondering why there are so many boys here 🤷"

Tell him to put the milkshake down and they will leave

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By *LEX DUMASMan 3 weeks ago

WALSALL .butts near Arboretum

Tights ( pantyhose wearing in Walsall)is it because they are cheaper than stockings

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By *ineapplePixie69!Couple 3 weeks ago

Neverland/Wales


"Tights ( pantyhose wearing in Walsall)is it because they are cheaper than stockings "

Youre confusing mate

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By *peedyGMan 3 weeks ago

Telford


"Tights ( pantyhose wearing in Walsall)is it because they are cheaper than stockings

Youre confusing mate "

I'm seriously confused 🤣

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By *hickthighs25Woman 3 weeks ago

Stockton


"Tights ( pantyhose wearing in Walsall)is it because they are cheaper than stockings

Youre confusing mate

I'm seriously confused 🤣"

Im with them two ⬆️⬆️🤣🤣

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By *r Black 85Man 3 weeks ago

nottingham


"Tights ( pantyhose wearing in Walsall)is it because they are cheaper than stockings

Youre confusing mate

I'm seriously confused 🤣

Im with them two ⬆️⬆️🤣🤣"

My gorilla shape has gotten her all confused😎😎😎😎😎

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By *ancashireredheadWoman 3 weeks ago

Up North

Gorillas are terrifying

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 3 weeks ago

Bristol


"Gorillas are terrifying "

I’m too hairy then

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By *uperSalopian7Man 3 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

He's up to monkey business

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By *hickthighs25Woman 3 weeks ago

Stockton


"He's up to monkey business "

Hes into monkeys

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By *peedyGMan 3 weeks ago

Telford


"He's up to monkey business

Hes into monkeys"

She's mean to me

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By *ancashireredheadWoman 3 weeks ago

Up North


"He's up to monkey business

Hes into monkeys

She's mean to me"

He’s too sensitive

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By *olo180Man 3 weeks ago

Greater London


"He's up to monkey business

Hes into monkeys

She's mean to me

He’s too sensitive "

She likes it rougher

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By *infullyObedientWoman 3 weeks ago

Woodley


"He's up to monkey business

Hes into monkeys

She's mean to me

He’s too sensitive

She likes it rougher "

Im tied up currently

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By *olo180Man 3 weeks ago

Greater London


"He's up to monkey business

Hes into monkeys

She's mean to me

He’s too sensitive

She likes it rougher

Im tied up currently "

Can’t undo the knots!

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By *ondiego85Man 3 weeks ago

nottingham


"He's up to monkey business

Hes into monkeys

She's mean to me

He’s too sensitive

She likes it rougher

Im tied up currently

Can’t undo the knots! "

I cut the knot (known as Gordian solution) but it’s too hot so I’ll go to bed

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By *hickthighs25Woman 3 weeks ago

Stockton

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By *hickthighs25Woman 3 weeks ago

Stockton


"He's up to monkey business

Hes into monkeys

She's mean to me

He’s too sensitive

She likes it rougher

Im tied up currently

Can’t undo the knots!

I cut the knot (known as Gordian solution) but it’s too hot so I’ll go to bed"

Hes shit with knots

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By (user no longer on site) 3 weeks ago


"He's up to monkey business

Hes into monkeys

She's mean to me

He’s too sensitive

She likes it rougher

Im tied up currently

Can’t undo the knots!

I cut the knot (known as Gordian solution) but it’s too hot so I’ll go to bed

Hes shit with knots"

She's not with shits

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By *r Black 85Man 3 weeks ago

nottingham


"He's up to monkey business

Hes into monkeys

She's mean to me

He’s too sensitive

She likes it rougher

Im tied up currently

Can’t undo the knots!

I cut the knot (known as Gordian solution) but it’s too hot so I’ll go to bed

Hes shit with knots"

She only likes being tied up in knots with dreadlocks 😎😎😎😎😎

Oh wait.....

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 3 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

I'm lost

Only on this thread can we go from "TightsGorillasetc etc in a few posts 🤣🤣

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By (user no longer on site) 3 weeks ago

He's confused as to what the hell is happening

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By *hickthighs25Woman 3 weeks ago

Stockton


"He's confused as to what the hell is happening"

Hes talking about shit now and im not into that 🤢

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By *olo180Man 3 weeks ago

Greater London


"He's confused as to what the hell is happening

Hes talking about shit now and im not into that 🤢"

She’s talking crap

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By (user no longer on site) 3 weeks ago


"He's confused as to what the hell is happening

Hes talking about shit now and im not into that 🤢"

She's completely misunderstood me!

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 3 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"He's confused as to what the hell is happening

Hes talking about shit now and im not into that 🤢

She’s talking crap "

Even I know that's physically impossible 🤣🤣

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By *aughty-pair619Couple 3 weeks ago

hartlepool

But you’re too far away

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 3 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"But you’re too far away "

I'd insist that you moved first 😜

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By *olo180Man 3 weeks ago

Greater London


"But you’re too far away

I'd insist that you moved first 😜"

He’s very pushy

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By *hickthighs25Woman 3 weeks ago

Stockton


"But you’re too far away

I'd insist that you moved first 😜

He’s very pushy "

He still prefers it solo

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By *olo180Man 3 weeks ago

Greater London


"But you’re too far away

I'd insist that you moved first 😜

He’s very pushy

He still prefers it solo"

Beggars can’t be choosers 😂

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By (user no longer on site) 3 weeks ago


"But you’re too far away

I'd insist that you moved first 😜

He’s very pushy

He still prefers it solo"

She prefers Taz's 😠

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