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By *tanley Funseeker OP   Man 6 days ago

stanley

As it was well received and subscribed to last time let’s have another go

What naughty/kinky crime are you charged with?

How do you plead?

Anything to say in your defence?

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By *hickthighs25Woman 6 days ago

Stockton

Blocking out the sun with my ass in my profile pic ... ooops kept it cooler though

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By *gooddayforfunMan 6 days ago

rhyl


"Blocking out the sun with my ass in my profile pic ... ooops kept it cooler though "

Mind if I pop behind there could use some shade

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By *aphunterMan 6 days ago

woking


"Blocking out the sun with my ass in my profile pic ... ooops kept it cooler though "

You do have a hot ass, it’s now even hotter! 😆😆😆😘

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By *tanley Funseeker OP   Man 6 days ago

stanley


"Blocking out the sun with my ass in my profile pic ... ooops kept it cooler though "

Guilty but can I shelter under it, , will keep your vajayjay happy whilst I’m there

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By *hickthighs25Woman 6 days ago

Stockton

Theres room enough for all 🤣👌

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By *aphunterMan 6 days ago

woking


"Theres room enough for all 🤣👌"

Is that why your on your tippy toes?! 😘

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By *gooddayforfunMan 6 days ago

rhyl


"Theres room enough for all 🤣👌"

I was there first though so I get the best spot

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By *hickthighs25Woman 6 days ago

Stockton


"Theres room enough for all 🤣👌

Is that why your on your tippy toes?! 😘"

Gives better shade 😘

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By *hickthighs25Woman 6 days ago

Stockton


"Theres room enough for all 🤣👌

I was there first though so I get the best spot"

Ok 👌😉

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman 6 days ago

North West

Charged with saying “Make me” in a bratty way.

In my defence, I was misheard and it was actually “maybe”. I’m innocent, your Honour.

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By *uckslut and MCouple 6 days ago

Derby

I'm guilty of being a Slut, with a secondary offence, of being a fussy slut. I won't just shag anything. We have the biggest block list going.

But, 100% guilty Slut!

(Mrs if any one was wondering)

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By *ate234567Woman 6 days ago

maidstone

Making a male buy me fabulous expensive lingerie. I may have induced him with my charms

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By *aphunterMan 6 days ago

woking

The judge I’m sure will be back soon to lay down the law…

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By *hickthighs25Woman 6 days ago

Stockton


"The judge I’m sure will be back soon to lay down the law…"

He thinks he is the law doesnt he just comes and goes as he pleases

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By *aphunterMan 6 days ago

woking


"The judge I’m sure will be back soon to lay down the law…

He thinks he is the law doesnt he just comes and goes as he pleases"

While all these self confessed naughty people continue to sin…

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By *hickthighs25Woman 6 days ago

Stockton


"The judge I’m sure will be back soon to lay down the law…

He thinks he is the law doesnt he just comes and goes as he pleases

While all these self confessed naughty people continue to sin…"

Exactly some judge just letting them run amok with no consequences 🤣🤣

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By *aphunterMan 6 days ago

woking


"The judge I’m sure will be back soon to lay down the law…

He thinks he is the law doesnt he just comes and goes as he pleases

While all these self confessed naughty people continue to sin…

Exactly some judge just letting them run amok with no consequences 🤣🤣"

We have to have faith in the law, otherwise it’s all just bum slapping madness 😆

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By *tanley Funseeker OP   Man 6 days ago

stanley


"Charged with saying “Make me” in a bratty way.

In my defence, I was misheard and it was actually “maybe”. I’m innocent, your Honour."

Guilty, sentenced to 4 days no sex toy fun

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By *forfuntimesCouple 6 days ago

Sheffield

Distracting other drivers on our way home form races today... more pics to follow

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By *tanley Funseeker OP   Man 6 days ago

stanley


"I'm guilty of being a Slut, with a secondary offence, of being a fussy slut. I won't just shag anything. We have the biggest block list going.

But, 100% guilty Slut!

(Mrs if any one was wondering) "

Guilty, say 3 Hail Mary’s, run 4 times anticlockwise round an oak tree and dance the macarena.

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By *tanley Funseeker OP   Man 6 days ago

stanley


"The judge I’m sure will be back soon to lay down the law…

He thinks he is the law doesnt he just comes and goes as he pleases"

Contempt of court report to chambers, bring lube!

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By *tanley Funseeker OP   Man 6 days ago

stanley


"The judge I’m sure will be back soon to lay down the law…

He thinks he is the law doesnt he just comes and goes as he pleases

While all these self confessed naughty people continue to sin…"

You could make a citizens arrest

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By *tanley Funseeker OP   Man 6 days ago

stanley


"Distracting other drivers on our way home form races today... more pics to follow "

Guilty, sentence is to be seen naked by at least 25 different truckers

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By *aphunterMan 6 days ago

woking


"The judge I’m sure will be back soon to lay down the law…

He thinks he is the law doesnt he just comes and goes as he pleases

While all these self confessed naughty people continue to sin…

You could make a citizens arrest "

Thank you judge, I will make sure I remember to do this and bring them to your court your honour

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By *forfuntimesCouple 6 days ago

Sheffield


"Distracting other drivers on our way home form races today... more pics to follow

Guilty, sentence is to be seen naked by at least 25 different truckers "

Did pass 12 or so on way home...

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By *ophie_GTV/TS 6 days ago

Gainsborough

Charged with "Being in possession of a dangerous face"

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By *aphunterMan 6 days ago

woking


"Distracting other drivers on our way home form races today... more pics to follow

Guilty, sentence is to be seen naked by at least 25 different truckers

Did pass 12 or so on way home... "

If your not home yet, have your checked ahead to make sure you have enough parking?

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By *tanley Funseeker OP   Man 6 days ago

stanley


"The judge I’m sure will be back soon to lay down the law…

He thinks he is the law doesnt he just comes and goes as he pleases

While all these self confessed naughty people continue to sin…

You could make a citizens arrest

Thank you judge, I will make sure I remember to do this and bring them to your court your honour"

Fantastic law abiding citizen, rest of you villains take note!

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By *tanley Funseeker OP   Man 6 days ago

stanley


"Charged with "Being in possession of a dangerous face""

Guilty, sentenced to find at least 5 women to sit on it

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By *art50tMan 6 days ago

Edinburgh

Being guilty of making my FWB a Slut, addicted to sex. She calls me Toy Boy lol

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By *tanley Funseeker OP   Man 6 days ago

stanley


"Being guilty of making my FWB a Slut, addicted to sex. She calls me Toy Boy lol"

Guilty, for the next month she must call you Action Man and you must refuse to answer to anything else

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By *art50tMan 6 days ago

Edinburgh

🤣🤣🤣🤣 that's a good one buddy 👍

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By *aphunterMan 6 days ago

woking


"🤣🤣🤣🤣 that's a good one buddy 👍 "

So pleased you got to keep your camera…😆

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By *ustus5555Woman 6 days ago

Mansfield

At the moment,,,, d*unk and disorderly

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By *ilva69Man 6 days ago

stockport

Over cleaning bedroom windows while neighbour sunbathing

Guilty as charged

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By *tanley Funseeker OP   Man 6 days ago

stanley


"At the moment,,,, d*unk and disorderly "

Guilty, sentenced to take mad d*unk pics with in silly hats

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By *tanley Funseeker OP   Man 6 days ago

stanley


"Over cleaning bedroom windows while neighbour sunbathing

Guilty as charged"

Guilty, sentenced to standing in neighbours bathroom, erect so she can hang her towel on it

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By *YDB75Man 6 days ago

Beverley

Im still under investigation but have be released on bail pending further investigations

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By *art50tMan 6 days ago

Edinburgh

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By *art50tMan 6 days ago

Edinburgh


"🤣🤣🤣🤣 that's a good one buddy 👍

So pleased you got to keep your camera…😆"

That was an Hell of a Shoot .

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By *eardedguy83Man 6 days ago

Worcestershire

Stealing cakes…..they would have gone off otherwise 🤷🏻‍♂️

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By *hickthighs25Woman 6 days ago

Stockton


"Stealing cakes…..they would have gone off otherwise 🤷🏻‍♂️"

Yum yum

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By *nnCeeWoman 5 days ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

Static electricity.

I'll make you jump!

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By *aphunterMan 5 days ago

woking


"🤣🤣🤣🤣 that's a good one buddy 👍

So pleased you got to keep your camera…😆

That was an Hell of a Shoot . "

Sometimes things just work out and you have no idea how, but in that moment, you know you will remember it for ever! I was a photographer for a while, just had to share that bit! lol

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By *tanley Funseeker OP   Man 5 days ago

stanley


"Static electricity.

I'll make you jump!"

Guilty, sentenced to have all posters from this thread stick balloons to you

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By (user no longer on site) 5 days ago

I'm always hopeless procrastinating

I bet you read that as something else first didn't ya?

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By *tanley Funseeker OP   Man 5 days ago

stanley


"I'm always hopeless procrastinating

I bet you read that as something else first didn't ya?"

Are you sure?

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By *hickthighs25Woman 5 days ago

Stockton

Am i free yet ... the handcuffs are starting to hurt my wrists

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By (user no longer on site) 5 days ago


"Am i free yet ... the handcuffs are starting to hurt my wrists "

I guess I'll take them off and swap them for a soft restraint instead

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By *hickthighs25Woman 5 days ago

Stockton


"Am i free yet ... the handcuffs are starting to hurt my wrists

I guess I'll take them off and swap them for a soft restraint instead "

Ah thank you and a soft whip thankyou please

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By *otwife and sexy beastCouple 5 days ago

rochester

We are charged with being a couple of show offs, with a tendency to tease.

Guilty as charged.

In our defence, we just can't help ourselves, it's an addiction.

HW

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By (user no longer on site) 5 days ago


"Am i free yet ... the handcuffs are starting to hurt my wrists

I guess I'll take them off and swap them for a soft restraint instead

Ah thank you and a soft whip thankyou please"

As madam wishes. Will she take the blindfold too?

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By *tanley Funseeker OP   Man 5 days ago

stanley


"Am i free yet ... the handcuffs are starting to hurt my wrists "

Will take them off once you bend over

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By *tanley Funseeker OP   Man 5 days ago

stanley


"We are charged with being a couple of show offs, with a tendency to tease.

Guilty as charged.

In our defence, we just can't help ourselves, it's an addiction.

HW"

Guilty, no nudity allowed for 72 hours

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By *hickthighs25Woman 5 days ago

Stockton


"Am i free yet ... the handcuffs are starting to hurt my wrists

I guess I'll take them off and swap them for a soft restraint instead

Ah thank you and a soft whip thankyou please

As madam wishes. Will she take the blindfold too?"

Of course deny me of my senses please

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By *hickthighs25Woman 5 days ago

Stockton


"Am i free yet ... the handcuffs are starting to hurt my wrists

Will take them off once you bend over "

Ok ok 😈

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By *tanley Funseeker OP   Man 5 days ago

stanley


"Am i free yet ... the handcuffs are starting to hurt my wrists

Will take them off once you bend over

Ok ok 😈"

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By *aphunterMan 5 days ago

woking

I bet there will be a Monday morning rush at ten court, all the weekend sins will be backed up..

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