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By *uperSalopian7 OP   Man 4 days ago

Shrewsbury

I'd fuck Fabcouple1403 but they're too busy searching for their car keys

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By *peedyGMan 4 days ago

Telford

I'm busy stuffing my face with breakfast

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By *rsGodwinCouple 4 days ago

Brighton

I need to get to work

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By *r Black 85Man 4 days ago

nottingham

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By *r Black 85Man 4 days ago

nottingham

She needs to go to work😎😎😎😎😎

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By *peedyGMan 4 days ago

Telford


"She needs to go to work😎😎😎😎😎"

I'm being lazy at home as off work

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By *rikki1967ukMan 4 days ago

peterborough

Can't be arsed

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By *rsGodwinCouple 4 days ago

Brighton


"Can't be arsed "

😂

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By *eneralKenobiMan 4 days ago

North Angus

Apparently there’s a queue 🤷🏻‍♂️

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By *h3rry Bomb80Man 4 days ago

from mars

Be with your own cock

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By *mithy321123Man 4 days ago

york

The morning horn has gone

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By *dswingersCouple 4 days ago

chelmsford


"The morning horn has gone "

because your lost your horn…x

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By *peedyGMan 4 days ago

Telford


"The morning horn has gone

because your lost your horn…x"

Busy grooming my facial hair

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By *ikesEmBigMan 4 days ago

Herts


"The morning horn has gone

because your lost your horn…x

Busy grooming my facial hair"

he's a groomer

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By *rown.studMan 4 days ago

Thornaby


"The morning horn has gone

because your lost your horn…x

Busy grooming my facial hair

he's a groomer "

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By *peedyGMan 4 days ago

Telford


"The morning horn has gone

because your lost your horn…x

Busy grooming my facial hair

he's a groomer

"

He's been caught in some headlights

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By *9Karm69Man 4 days ago

plymouth

Wait upon car being serviced

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By *abcouple1403Couple 4 days ago

Newcastle

He’s at the garage still 🙄

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By *r Black 85Man 4 days ago

nottingham


"He’s at the garage still 🙄"

I'm not what they are looking for 😎😎😎😎😎

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By *eneralKenobiMan 4 days ago

North Angus


"He’s at the garage still 🙄

I'm not what they are looking for 😎😎😎😎😎"

I’ll just do quotation marks as a ditto

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By *rown.studMan 4 days ago

Thornaby


"He’s at the garage still 🙄

I'm not what they are looking for 😎😎😎😎😎

I’ll just do quotation marks as a ditto "

He copies alot

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By *abcouple1403Couple 4 days ago

Newcastle

He’s too busy using his cock as a towel rail

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By *mithy321123Man 4 days ago

york

I’m not sure what emoji to bring ?

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By *hat.coupleCouple 4 days ago

Kent


"I’m not sure what emoji to bring ? "

You're a man! Lol

Mrs x

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By *peedyGMan 4 days ago

Telford


"I’m not sure what emoji to bring ? "

He's looking at a better view

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By *rikki1967ukMan 4 days ago

peterborough

Admiring the ink

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By *fffunCouple 4 days ago

Somewhere just outside London

Washing hair

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By *hunky GentMan 4 days ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"Washing hair"

Im waiting with the towel.

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By *ess n BenCouple 4 days ago

Didcot

Can’t find my strap on

J x

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By *orthernMan1991Man 4 days ago

Seaburn

Your strap on is in the way x

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By *abcouple1403Couple 4 days ago

Newcastle

It’s raining ☔️

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By *adbodguyMan 4 days ago

Dublin


"It’s raining ☔️ "

I’m too wet….from the rain obviously

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By *ayArchyMan 4 days ago

Cheshire


"It’s raining ☔️

I’m too wet….from the rain obviously "

But… your outside in the rain…..

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple 4 days ago

Wolverhampton


"It’s raining ☔️

I’m too wet….from the rain obviously

But… your outside in the rain….."

He's never heard of an umbrella

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By *hunky GentMan 4 days ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"It’s raining ☔️

I’m too wet….from the rain obviously

But… your outside in the rain…..

He's never heard of an umbrella "

I can't find my wellies.

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By *fffunCouple 4 days ago

Somewhere just outside London

I cNt read though he said cnt find my willy

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By *r Black 85Man 4 days ago

nottingham


"I cNt read though he said cnt find my willy"

I'm not sure on the muffin filling😎😎😎😎😎

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By *adbodguyMan 4 days ago

Dublin

Muffins shouldn’t be filled

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By *RWoodyCouple 4 days ago

Lincolnshire


"Muffins shouldn’t be filled "

I like muffins filled.

J x

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By *hunky GentMan 4 days ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"Muffins shouldn’t be filled

I like muffins filled.

J x"

She's emptied the tank.

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By *RWoodyCouple 4 days ago

Lincolnshire


"Muffins shouldn’t be filled

I like muffins filled.

J x

She's emptied the tank. "

Oh drat, I like the tank full 😜

J xx

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By *enrietteandSamCouple 4 days ago

Brum

We prefer pork sausage to Lincolnshire

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By *hickthighs25Woman 4 days ago

Stockton


"We prefer pork sausage to Lincolnshire "

They didnt turn up on tuesday at 10.14am

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By *r Black 85Man 4 days ago

nottingham


"We prefer pork sausage to Lincolnshire

They didnt turn up on tuesday at 10.14am"

She's too busy c(l)ock watching 😎😎😎😎😎

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By *hickthighs25Woman 4 days ago

Stockton


"We prefer pork sausage to Lincolnshire

They didnt turn up on tuesday at 10.14am

She's too busy c(l)ock watching 😎😎😎😎😎"

He puts weird signs in the middle of clock

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By *r Black 85Man 4 days ago

nottingham


"We prefer pork sausage to Lincolnshire

They didnt turn up on tuesday at 10.14am

She's too busy c(l)ock watching 😎😎😎😎😎

He puts weird signs in the middle of clock "

She doesn't see it's the letter l in brackets 😎😎😎😎😎

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By *uperSalopian7 OP   Man 4 days ago

Shrewsbury

He's too cryptic

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By *RWoodyCouple 4 days ago

Lincolnshire


"He's too cryptic "

I prefer 6 doughnuts 😁

J x

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By *exyInLatinMan 4 days ago

Warsop


"He's too cryptic "

I can’t pronounce is name

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By *hickthighs25Woman 4 days ago

Stockton


"He's too cryptic

I can’t pronounce is name "

He cant do tongue twisters

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By *adbodguyMan 4 days ago

Dublin

I wouldn’t last too long

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By *uperSalopian7 OP   Man 4 days ago

Shrewsbury

She's too busy twisting her tongue in other places

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By *hickthighs25Woman 4 days ago

Stockton


"She's too busy twisting her tongue in other places "

Hes watching me eat a creme egg again

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By *dswingersCouple 4 days ago

chelmsford


"She's too busy twisting her tongue in other places

Hes watching me eat a creme egg again "

because she’s busy watching him eat a creme egg

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By *adbodguyMan 4 days ago

Dublin


"She's too busy twisting her tongue in other places

Hes watching me eat a creme egg again

because she’s busy watching him eat a creme egg "

I’m trying to poke your latest pic but nothings happening

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By *exyInLatinMan 4 days ago

Warsop

He’s too busy poking pics

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By *hickthighs25Woman 4 days ago

Stockton


"She's too busy twisting her tongue in other places

Hes watching me eat a creme egg again

because she’s busy watching him eat a creme egg

I’m trying to poke your latest pic but nothings happening "

Hes too busy poking pics

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By *dswingersCouple 4 days ago

chelmsford


"She's too busy twisting her tongue in other places

Hes watching me eat a creme egg again

because she’s busy watching him eat a creme egg

I’m trying to poke your latest pic but nothings happening

Hes too busy poking pics "

she’s to busy smiling

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By *infullyObedientWoman 4 days ago

Woodley


"She's too busy twisting her tongue in other places

Hes watching me eat a creme egg again

because she’s busy watching him eat a creme egg

I’m trying to poke your latest pic but nothings happening

Hes too busy poking pics

she’s to busy smiling "

They dont like smilers 😛

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By *5NyorksMan 4 days ago

.......

Hiding my cheesy grin

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By *hickthighs25Woman 4 days ago

Stockton


"Hiding my cheesy grin"

He looks uncomfortable

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By *tr8MrEMan 4 days ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"Hiding my cheesy grin

He looks uncomfortable "

I'm fixated on your blue clad cheeks 😈😈

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By *uperSalopian7 OP   Man 4 days ago

Shrewsbury

He's too distracted

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By *RWoodyCouple 4 days ago

Lincolnshire


"Hiding my cheesy grin

He looks uncomfortable

I'm fixated on your blue clad cheeks 😈😈"

He likes cladding.

J x

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By *tr8MrEMan 4 days ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"Hiding my cheesy grin

He looks uncomfortable

I'm fixated on your blue clad cheeks 😈😈

He likes cladding.

J x"

Now I'm doubly distracted 😈😈

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By *exyInLatinMan 4 days ago

Warsop

Not paying attention properly!

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By *hickthighs25Woman 4 days ago

Stockton


"Not paying attention properly! "

Hes still half dressed

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By *att71Man 4 days ago

RWB

I have issues and need to watch first.....

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By *tr8MrEMan 4 days ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"Not paying attention properly!

Hes still half dressed "

Waiting for you to tug at boxers with teeth

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By *r Bond.Man 4 days ago

Moving Around the Midlands

The cock puts me off

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By *dswingersCouple 4 days ago

chelmsford

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By *dswingersCouple 4 days ago

chelmsford


"The cock puts me off"

his to busy looking at cocks

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By *ife NinjaMan 4 days ago

Dunfermline


"The cock puts me off

his to busy looking at cocks"

I'm probably not your type 🤓

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By *tr8MrEMan 4 days ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"The cock puts me off

his to busy looking at cocks

I'm probably not your type 🤓"

I'm not anybody's type 🤣🤣

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By *ukeM8519Man 4 days ago

@@@@@@@@@

i’d fuck you but your in a twist.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple 4 days ago

Brum


"The cock puts me off

his to busy looking at cocks

I'm probably not your type 🤓

I'm not anybody's type 🤣🤣"

He’s nobody’s type

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By *tr8MrEMan 4 days ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"The cock puts me off

his to busy looking at cocks

I'm probably not your type 🤓

I'm not anybody's type 🤣🤣

He’s nobody’s type "

I was being serious (rarely I know but suddenly felt emotional) 🤣🤣

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By *ill37Man 4 days ago

cambridge

Id fuck you but your hubby big cock is already in you

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By *tr8MrEMan 4 days ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"Id fuck you but your hubby big cock is already in you"

Dude...A-im straight B-not married 🤣🤣

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By *ill37Man 4 days ago

cambridge

I was posting for the couple above lol but you got in there first oh well sloppy seconds it is

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By *5NyorksMan 4 days ago

.......

Somebody say sloppy seconds lol

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By *hickthighs25Woman 4 days ago

Stockton


"Somebody say sloppy seconds lol"

Im walking the clock

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By *r Black 85Man 4 days ago

nottingham


"Somebody say sloppy seconds lol

Im walking the clock"

The clock struck one 😎😎😎😎😎

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By *ant...stay...awayCouple 4 days ago

South Wales


"Somebody say sloppy seconds lol

Im walking the clock

The clock struck one 😎😎😎😎😎"

Work out why his profile is hidden on a thread like this 🤷🏼‍♂️

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By *ikesEmBigMan 4 days ago

Herts


"Somebody say sloppy seconds lol

Im walking the clock

The clock struck one 😎😎😎😎😎"

he didn't care about the falling mouse

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By *hickthighs25Woman 4 days ago

Stockton


"Somebody say sloppy seconds lol

Im walking the clock

The clock struck one 😎😎😎😎😎

Work out why his profile is hidden on a thread like this 🤷🏼‍♂️"

Your too much sleuthy for me 🕵‍♂️🕵‍♀️

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By *RWoodyCouple 4 days ago

Lincolnshire


"Somebody say sloppy seconds lol

Im walking the clock

The clock struck one 😎😎😎😎😎

Work out why his profile is hidden on a thread like this 🤷🏼‍♂️"

They're out doing detective work 🥸

J x

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By *uperSalopian7 OP   Man 4 days ago

Shrewsbury

They don't like playing Cluedo

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By *ant...stay...awayCouple 4 days ago

South Wales


"Somebody say sloppy seconds lol

Im walking the clock

The clock struck one 😎😎😎😎😎

Work out why his profile is hidden on a thread like this 🤷🏼‍♂️

They're out doing detective work 🥸

J x"

Doing the lord's work, one profile at a time

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By *tr8MrEMan 4 days ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"Somebody say sloppy seconds lol

Im walking the clock

The clock struck one 😎😎😎😎😎

Work out why his profile is hidden on a thread like this 🤷🏼‍♂️

They're out doing detective work 🥸

J x

Doing the lord's work, one profile at a time "

My hands are too cold

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By *r Black 85Man 4 days ago

nottingham


"Somebody say sloppy seconds lol

Im walking the clock

The clock struck one 😎😎😎😎😎

Work out why his profile is hidden on a thread like this 🤷🏼‍♂️

They're out doing detective work 🥸

J x

Doing the lord's work, one profile at a time

My hands are too cold"

We only like warm bodies😎😎😎😎😎

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By *tr8MrEMan 4 days ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"Somebody say sloppy seconds lol

Im walking the clock

The clock struck one 😎😎😎😎😎

Work out why his profile is hidden on a thread like this 🤷🏼‍♂️

They're out doing detective work 🥸

J x

Doing the lord's work, one profile at a time

My hands are too cold

We only like warm bodies😎😎😎😎😎"

I'm concerned about your emoji stutter

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By *peedyGMan 4 days ago

Telford


"Somebody say sloppy seconds lol

Im walking the clock

The clock struck one 😎😎😎😎😎

Work out why his profile is hidden on a thread like this 🤷🏼‍♂️

They're out doing detective work 🥸

J x

Doing the lord's work, one profile at a time

My hands are too cold

We only like warm bodies😎😎😎😎😎

I'm concerned about your emoji stutter "

I stutter and stammer

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By *tr8MrEMan 4 days ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"Somebody say sloppy seconds lol

Im walking the clock

The clock struck one 😎😎😎😎😎

Work out why his profile is hidden on a thread like this 🤷🏼‍♂️

They're out doing detective work 🥸

J x

Doing the lord's work, one profile at a time

My hands are too cold

We only like warm bodies😎😎😎😎😎

I'm concerned about your emoji stutter

I stutter and stammer"

Least you've not got a lisp 😭😭

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By *uperSalopian7 OP   Man 4 days ago

Shrewsbury

The minion is back

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By *hickthighs25Woman 4 days ago

Stockton


"The minion is back "

He loves tomato soup 🤢

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By *r Black 85Man 4 days ago

nottingham


"The minion is back

He loves tomato soup 🤢"

I can't put condensed milk in my soup 😎😎😎😎😎

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By *peedyGMan 4 days ago

Telford


"The minion is back

He loves tomato soup 🤢

I can't put condensed milk in my soup 😎😎😎😎😎"

They all like stuffing and im feeling sick

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By *uperSalopian7 OP   Man 4 days ago

Shrewsbury

He has bad taste

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By *tr8MrEMan 4 days ago

somewhere near Sheffield

I'm saving myself

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By *peedyGMan 4 days ago

Telford

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By *peedyGMan 4 days ago

Telford


"I'm saving myself "

I'm not special enough

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By *RWoodyCouple 4 days ago

Lincolnshire


"[Removed by poster at 15/07/25 22:02:39]"

You removed yourself.

J x

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By *tr8MrEMan 4 days ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"I'm saving myself

I'm not special enough "

I hate it when your right 🤣🤣

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By *uperSalopian7 OP   Man 4 days ago

Shrewsbury


"[Removed by poster at 15/07/25 22:02:39]

You removed yourself.

J x"

She prefers Lincolnshire sausage

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By *peedyGMan 4 days ago

Telford


"I'm saving myself

I'm not special enough

I hate it when your right 🤣🤣"

He's playing hard to get 😂

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By *arcus88Man 4 days ago

essex / East London


"I'm saving myself

I'm not special enough

I hate it when your right 🤣🤣

He's playing hard to get 😂"

He’s a bit too quick

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By *tr8MrEMan 4 days ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"I'm saving myself

I'm not special enough

I hate it when your right 🤣🤣

He's playing hard to get 😂"

Nope, I'm just playing.....hard 🤣🤣

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple 4 days ago

Wolverhampton


"I'm saving myself

I'm not special enough

I hate it when your right 🤣🤣

He's playing hard to get 😂"

He gives up too easily 😂

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By *r Black 85Man 4 days ago

nottingham


"I'm saving myself

I'm not special enough

I hate it when your right 🤣🤣

He's playing hard to get 😂

He gives up too easily 😂"

I might be too much of a gorilla for them 🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍

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By *peedyGMan 4 days ago

Telford


"I'm saving myself

I'm not special enough

I hate it when your right 🤣🤣

He's playing hard to get 😂

He gives up too easily 😂"

Nope, not speedy 😂

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By *tr8MrEMan 4 days ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"I'm saving myself

I'm not special enough

I hate it when your right 🤣🤣

He's playing hard to get 😂

He gives up too easily 😂

Nope, not speedy 😂"

You're only in to quickies

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By *h3rry Bomb80Man 4 days ago

from mars

I’ve ran out of fucks to give 🤷‍♂️

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By *r Black 85Man 4 days ago

nottingham


"I’ve ran out of fucks to give 🤷‍♂️"

I don't like his attitude 😎😎😎😎😎

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By *ondiego85Man 4 days ago

nottingham

Too many sunglasses and today it rained

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By *otguy555Man 4 days ago

Bristol

My cock is too big for you

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By *hickthighs25Woman 4 days ago

Stockton


"Too many sunglasses and today it rained"

He doesnt like it wet

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By *urenutsMan 4 days ago

waltham cross/Harrow HA1

Would love to but you soaking

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By *tr8MrEMan 4 days ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"Would love to but you soaking "

I prefer cashews

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By *hickthighs25Woman 4 days ago

Stockton


"Would love to but you soaking

I prefer cashews "

Id soak him

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By *b1980Man 4 days ago

Manchester

Your too pretty for me

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By *raig05Man 4 days ago

essex

Up x

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By *tr8MrEMan 4 days ago

somewhere near Sheffield

I'm currently having a craic not a craig

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By *r Black 85Man 4 days ago

nottingham


"I'm currently having a craic not a craig"

Minions are too cute😎😎😎😎😎

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By *tr8MrEMan 4 days ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"I'm currently having a craic not a craig

Minions are too cute😎😎😎😎😎"

I'm contemplating taking you to the study and bludgeoning you with the wrench 🤣🤣

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By *fffunCouple 3 days ago

Somewhere just outside London

I'm too busy blaming Mrs scarlett in the dinning room that used a lead pipe

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 3 days ago

Bristol


"I'm too busy blaming Mrs scarlett in the dinning room that used a lead pipe"

I’m colonel mustard, in the library with the rope

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By *fffunCouple 3 days ago

Somewhere just outside London

I'm too busy distracting u to grab the rope so I can lasso my way out the balxony

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By *iHungMan 3 days ago

blackpool


"I'm too busy distracting u to grab the rope so I can lasso my way out the balxony"
but I’m not sure I’d be able to stop sucking your amazing tits

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By *wickers1Couple 3 days ago

Hounslow


"I'm too busy distracting u to grab the rope so I can lasso my way out the balxonybut I’m not sure I’d be able to stop sucking your amazing tits "

But I'd need a massage first...

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By *tr8MrEMan 3 days ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"I'm too busy distracting u to grab the rope so I can lasso my way out the balxonybut I’m not sure I’d be able to stop sucking your amazing tits

But I'd need a massage first..."

I've misplaced my oil collection

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By *eneralKenobiMan 3 days ago

North Angus

I’ve banoffee ice cream and cookies 🤷🏻‍♂️ Priorities

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By *ittlemisshotbotCouple 3 days ago

near you

[Removed by poster at 16/07/25 04:59:28]

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By *ittlemisshotbotCouple 3 days ago

near you


"I’ve banoffee ice cream and cookies 🤷🏻‍♂️ Priorities "

Too busy eating ice cream instead of making cream Pie

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By *inning2399Man 3 days ago

wirral

Ur busy eating ice-cream

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By *r Black 85Man 3 days ago

nottingham


"Ur busy eating ice-cream "

The ice cream wasn't strawberry 😎😎😎😎😎

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By *reuup4itMan 3 days ago

pinhoe

Mrandmrs13 but I'm outside their age range

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By *ikesEmBigMan 3 days ago

Herts


"Mrandmrs13 but I'm outside their age range"
I'm not sexy enough

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By *infullyObedientWoman 3 days ago

Woodley


"Mrandmrs13 but I'm outside their age range I'm not sexy enough"

I havent had my coffee yet

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By *peedyGMan 3 days ago

Telford


"Mrandmrs13 but I'm outside their age range I'm not sexy enough

I havent had my coffee yet "

I prefer tea

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By *uperSalopian7 OP   Man 3 days ago

Shrewsbury

He's too busy reading tea leaves

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By *ittlemisshotbotCouple 3 days ago

near you


"He's too busy reading tea leaves"

Still has that yeast infection from the doughnuts

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By *infullyObedientWoman 3 days ago

Woodley


"He's too busy reading tea leaves

Still has that yeast infection from the doughnuts "

I dont want a yeast infection

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By *oodo69Man 3 days ago

London (visiting frequently)


"He's too busy reading tea leaves

Still has that yeast infection from the doughnuts

I dont want a yeast infection "

Cant think of any reason not to..xx

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By *r Black 85Man 3 days ago

nottingham


"He's too busy reading tea leaves

Still has that yeast infection from the doughnuts

I dont want a yeast infection

Cant think of any reason not to..xx "

Too much of a goody two shoes for me 😎😎😎😎😎

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By *h3rry Bomb80Man 3 days ago

from mars


"He's too busy reading tea leaves

Still has that yeast infection from the doughnuts

I dont want a yeast infection

Cant think of any reason not to..xx

Too much of a goody two shoes for me 😎😎😎😎😎"

I don’t like his attitude 😎😎😎😎😎

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By *rown.studMan 3 days ago

Thornaby


"He's too busy reading tea leaves

Still has that yeast infection from the doughnuts

I dont want a yeast infection

Cant think of any reason not to..xx

Too much of a goody two shoes for me 😎😎😎😎😎

I don’t like his attitude 😎😎😎😎😎"

He won’t be able to handle mine

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By *eneralKenobiMan 3 days ago

North Angus

I’m at work

Also I’m not that keen on the boaby

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By *peedyGMan 3 days ago

Telford

My legs are to tired to move me

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By *hat.coupleCouple 3 days ago

Kent


"My legs are to tired to move me"

I would but I can't cause my finger hurts x

Mrs x

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By *hePervertedPlumberMan 3 days ago

Edinburgh

I would but she can't undo my buttons

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By *hat.coupleCouple 3 days ago

Kent


"I would but she can't undo my buttons "

Like he said, I can't undo his buttons 🤷🏼‍♀️

Mrs

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By *oodo69Man 3 days ago

London (visiting frequently)


"I would but she can't undo my buttons

Like he said, I can't undo his buttons 🤷🏼‍♀️

Mrs "

She cant undo buttons xx

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By *peedyGMan 3 days ago

Telford


"I would but she can't undo my buttons

Like he said, I can't undo his buttons 🤷🏼‍♀️

Mrs

She cant undo buttons xx "

My fingers are busy in a pack of chocolate buttons

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By *att71Man 3 days ago

RWB


"I would but she can't undo my buttons

Like he said, I can't undo his buttons 🤷🏼‍♀️

Mrs

She cant undo buttons xx

My fingers are busy in a pack of chocolate buttons "

i am melting the buttons

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By *ittlemisshotbotCouple 3 days ago

near you


"I would but she can't undo my buttons

Like he said, I can't undo his buttons 🤷🏼‍♀️

Mrs

She cant undo buttons xx

My fingers are busy in a pack of chocolate buttons

i am melting the buttons "

You only like to put your fingers in packets of chocolate buttons

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By *hunky GentMan 3 days ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"I would but she can't undo my buttons

Like he said, I can't undo his buttons 🤷🏼‍♀️

Mrs

She cant undo buttons xx

My fingers are busy in a pack of chocolate buttons

i am melting the buttons

You only like to put your fingers in packets of chocolate buttons"

Fuck me sideways.

Errrrrrrm

Mmmmmmmmm

Arrrrrh.

Nope. Can't think of anything 😕

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By *r Black 85Man 3 days ago

nottingham


"I would but she can't undo my buttons

Like he said, I can't undo his buttons 🤷🏼‍♀️

Mrs

She cant undo buttons xx

My fingers are busy in a pack of chocolate buttons

i am melting the buttons

You only like to put your fingers in packets of chocolate buttons

Fuck me sideways.

Errrrrrrm

Mmmmmmmmm

Arrrrrh.

Nope. Can't think of anything 😕 "

He doesn't have the capacity😎😎😎😎😎

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By *ittlemisshotbotCouple 3 days ago

near you


"I would but she can't undo my buttons

Like he said, I can't undo his buttons 🤷🏼‍♀️

Mrs

She cant undo buttons xx

My fingers are busy in a pack of chocolate buttons

i am melting the buttons

You only like to put your fingers in packets of chocolate buttons

Fuck me sideways.

Errrrrrrm

Mmmmmmmmm

Arrrrrh.

Nope. Can't think of anything 😕

He doesn't have the capacity😎😎😎😎😎"

He doesn’t have a profile to judge him on

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By *ankoveryouMan 3 days ago

hull

Too big for me

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By *ikesEmBigMan 3 days ago

Herts


"Too big for me"

He only wants to wank over me

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By *uperSalopian7 OP   Man 3 days ago

Shrewsbury

I'm tickling my pickle to others

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By *aige_TurningTV/TS 3 days ago

Leeds

U have too many doughnuts

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By *asty tatsyMan 3 days ago

london


"U have too many doughnuts"

You look busy already 😁

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By *r Black 85Man 3 days ago

nottingham


"U have too many doughnuts

You look busy already 😁"

He doesn't like competition 😎😎😎😎😎

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By *tr8MrEMan 3 days ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"U have too many doughnuts

You look busy already 😁

He doesn't like competition 😎😎😎😎😎"

I'm attempting to scare him shitless

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By *uperSalopian7 OP   Man 3 days ago

Shrewsbury

He's an intimidating presence

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By *peedyGMan 3 days ago

Telford


"He's an intimidating presence"

He's easily intimidated

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By *tanley FunseekerMan 3 days ago

stanley


"He's an intimidating presence

He's easily intimidated "

I STILL can’t catch him

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By *tr8MrEMan 3 days ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"He's an intimidating presence

He's easily intimidated

I STILL can’t catch him "

He's seeking fun in all the wrong places

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By *rown.studMan 3 days ago

Thornaby


"He's an intimidating presence

He's easily intimidated

I STILL can’t catch him

He's seeking fun in all the wrong places"

The minion weirds me out

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By *veragecouple2000Couple 3 days ago

South Wales

I’m relaxing in the bath xx

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By *dswingersCouple 3 days ago

chelmsford


"He's an intimidating presence

He's easily intimidated

I STILL can’t catch him

He's seeking fun in all the wrong places

The minion weirds me out "

his being to weird..

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By *tr8MrEMan 3 days ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"I’m relaxing in the bath xx "

I'm mesmerized by the arse 😈😈

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By *infullyObedientWoman 3 days ago

Woodley


"I’m relaxing in the bath xx

I'm mesmerized by the arse 😈😈"

.

Hes too mesmerised and cant look away from her arse

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By *rown.studMan 3 days ago

Thornaby


"I’m relaxing in the bath xx

I'm mesmerized by the arse 😈😈.

Hes too mesmerised and cant look away from her arse "

I’m lost staring at her beautiful body

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By *lue-eyed guyMan 3 days ago

Wetherby

Match of the day starts in 5 minutes!

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By *tr8MrEMan 3 days ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"I’m relaxing in the bath xx

I'm mesmerized by the arse 😈😈.

Hes too mesmerised and cant look away from her arse "

I did 😈😈

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