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"He can't see me" I'm not a John Cena fan | |||
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"He can't see me I'm not a John Cena fan" I’m a John Cena fan  | |||
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"He can't see me I'm not a John Cena fan I’m a John Cena fan "I stopped watching wrestling when undertaker was still a thing | |||
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"My goldfish needs a walk "Seems a bit fishy | |||
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"My goldfish needs a walk
Seems a bit fishy "He’s too sceptical | |||
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"My goldfish needs a walk
Seems a bit fishy
He’s too sceptical"She’s too gullible | |||
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"My goldfish needs a walk
Seems a bit fishy
He’s too sceptical
She’s too gullible "Hes too into solo | |||
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"My goldfish needs a walk
Seems a bit fishy
He’s too sceptical
She’s too gullible
Hes too into solo "Not devilish enough for me 😎😎😎😎😎 | |||
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"My goldfish needs a walk
Seems a bit fishy
He’s too sceptical
She’s too gullible
Hes too into solo
Not devilish enough for me 😎😎😎😎😎"He thinks im angelic 🤣🤣 | |||
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"My goldfish needs a walk
Seems a bit fishy
He’s too sceptical
She’s too gullible
Hes too into solo
Not devilish enough for me 😎😎😎😎😎
He thinks im angelic 🤣🤣"I'm loving angels instead. | |||
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"He hates Robbie Williams " I'm more of a Boyzone guy😎😎😎😎😎 | |||
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"He hates Robbie Williams I'm more of a Boyzone guy😎😎😎😎😎" Hes into Boyzone | |||
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"He hates Robbie Williams I'm more of a Boyzone guy😎😎😎😎😎 Hes into Boyzone " She’s more into Prince | |||
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"He hates Robbie Williams I'm more of a Boyzone guy😎😎😎😎😎 Hes into Boyzone She’s more into Prince " He thinks I like prince | |||
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"He hates Robbie Williams I'm more of a Boyzone guy😎😎😎😎😎 Hes into Boyzone She’s more into Prince " I’m looking for my raspberry beret | |||
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"He hates Robbie Williams I'm more of a Boyzone guy😎😎😎😎😎 Hes into Boyzone She’s more into Prince I’m looking for my raspberry beret" She prefers her beret | |||
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"He’s waiting for recovery " I've a flat tyre. | |||
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"Busy counting to 2000" I can only count to 5😎😎😎😎😎 | |||
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"Busy counting to 2000 I can only count to 5😎😎😎😎😎" He can only use one hand for counting as the other is otherwose occupied 😛😈 | |||
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"Busy counting to 2000 I can only count to 5😎😎😎😎😎 He can only use one hand for counting as the other is otherwose occupied 😛😈" You're straight  | |||
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"I don't remember Little Miss Flirty in the Mr Men books" Oh you do... She's little miss naughty 🤣 | |||
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"I don't remember Little Miss Flirty in the Mr Men books Oh you do... She's little miss naughty 🤣" I’m more little miss calamity | |||
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"I don't remember Little Miss Flirty in the Mr Men books Oh you do... She's little miss naughty 🤣 I’m more little miss calamity " Oh god me too !! Mr bump has nothing on me 🤣🤣 | |||
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"I don't remember Little Miss Flirty in the Mr Men books Oh you do... She's little miss naughty 🤣 I’m more little miss calamity Oh god me too !! Mr bump has nothing on me 🤣🤣" You miles away | |||
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"I don't remember Little Miss Flirty in the Mr Men books Oh you do... She's little miss naughty 🤣 I’m more little miss calamity Oh god me too !! Mr bump has nothing on me 🤣🤣 You miles away " He doesn't like to travel 😎😎😎😎😎 | |||
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"I've got to drop the kids off at the pool!😳" I am watching the golf | |||
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"I've got to drop the kids off at the pool!😳" Waiting for the splash | |||
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"I've got to drop the kids off at the pool!😳 Waiting for the splash" Wrll that's a dropped shot putting your ball in the water | |||
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"I don't like golf " Doesn't like my wood | |||
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"I don't like golf " I'm hoping they like ball sports with more than one participant 😎😎😎😎😎 | |||
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"I couldn’t get a hole in one. " He wants too many strokes | |||
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"I couldn’t get a hole in one. He wants too many strokes " He wouldn't like my cat. | |||
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"I couldn’t get a hole in one. He wants too many strokes He wouldn't like my cat." I don't like that kinda pussy.  | |||
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"I couldn’t get a hole in one. He wants too many strokes He wouldn't like my cat. I don't like that kinda pussy. "He won’t share orange chunky | |||
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"I’m watching paint dry " I’m busy stripping | |||
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"I’m just way too tired and I’m also in the office! Xx 😄" The walls in your office are too thin.  | |||
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"I’m just way too tired and I’m also in the office! Xx 😄 The walls in your office are too thin. "Your office is too small. And the secretary doesn’t seem pleased… | |||
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"I'm holding out to fuck the person below "I’m currently hiding in fear now | |||
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"I'm holding out to fuck the person below
I’m currently hiding in fear now"I can't find you, you're hiding. J x | |||
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"I'm holding out to fuck the person below
I’m currently hiding in fear now
I can't find you, you're hiding.
J x"It's not my lucky day.  | |||
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"I'm holding out to fuck the person below
I’m currently hiding in fear now
I can't find you, you're hiding.
J x
It's not my lucky day. "But I think we’d spend time better at a comic con or something | |||
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"I'm holding out to fuck the person below
I’m currently hiding in fear now
I can't find you, you're hiding.
J x
It's not my lucky day.
But I think we’d spend time better at a comic con or something "I couldn't do anything with a guy with such a good choice of boxers | |||
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"I'm holding out to fuck the person below
I’m currently hiding in fear now
I can't find you, you're hiding.
J x
It's not my lucky day.
But I think we’d spend time better at a comic con or something
I couldn't do anything with a guy with such a good choice of boxers"He gets stage fright when another guy has better boxers than him | |||
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"I'm holding out to fuck the person below
I’m currently hiding in fear now
I can't find you, you're hiding.
J x
It's not my lucky day.
But I think we’d spend time better at a comic con or something
I couldn't do anything with a guy with such a good choice of boxers
He gets stage fright when another guy has better boxers than him"Veinguy said my name three times and I came | |||
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"I prefer to be the one blindifolded" That sounds fun | |||
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"I prefer to be the one blindifolded That sounds fun "I prefer my eyes open and uncovered | |||
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"I prefer to be the one blindifolded That sounds fun
I prefer my eyes open and uncovered"He stares too much during | |||
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"I prefer to be the one blindifolded That sounds fun
I prefer my eyes open and uncovered
He stares too much during "She doesn’t finish her sentences….during?….his eye test? | |||
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"I prefer to be the one blindifolded That sounds fun
I prefer my eyes open and uncovered
He stares too much during
She doesn’t finish her sentences….during?….his eye test? "He requires too much instructions | |||
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"It seems like everyone is too busy 😎😎😎😎😎" Hes not busy enough | |||
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"It seems like everyone is too busy 😎😎😎😎😎" He's got no patience | |||
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"Time is money " Hes a money grabber | |||
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"Only half of us is a man" Gagging for it and im tired | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 17/07/25 22:02:34]" You've gone. J x | |||
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"Only half of us is a man" I can drive but they don’t have any place | |||
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"Heading out to find a place" Hes looking for somewhere else | |||
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"Heading out to find a place Hes looking for somewhere else" She’s not looking for it | |||
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"Heading out to find a place Hes looking for somewhere else She’s not looking for it " I cant find it | |||
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"Heading out to find a place Hes looking for somewhere else She’s not looking for it I cant find it" She doesn’t like looking 😁 | |||
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"I'm helping Thickthighs find it "I’m helping him hiding | |||
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"I'm helping Thickthighs find it
I’m helping him hiding"Id still rather dondie cum than go | |||
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"He's spent" Does credit checks | |||
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"He's spent Does credit checks" His helmet would split me in two | |||
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"He's spent Does credit checks His helmet would split me in two" She's a tight | |||
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"He's spent Does credit checks His helmet would split me in two She's a tight "Ive got 24 other prototypes that would be better | |||
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"He's spent Does credit checks His helmet would split me in two She's a tight
Ive got 24 other prototypes that would be better "You so pretty | |||
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"He's spent Does credit checks His helmet would split me in two She's a tight
Ive got 24 other prototypes that would be better
You so pretty "I’m not pretty enough | |||
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"He's spent Does credit checks His helmet would split me in two She's a tight
Ive got 24 other prototypes that would be better
You so pretty
I’m not pretty enough "He's not pretty 🤷🏼♀️ | |||
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"He's spent Does credit checks His helmet would split me in two She's a tight
Ive got 24 other prototypes that would be better
You so pretty
I’m not pretty enough
He's not pretty 🤷🏼♀️"He's all max out | |||
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"He's spent Does credit checks His helmet would split me in two She's a tight
Ive got 24 other prototypes that would be better
You so pretty
I’m not pretty enough
He's not pretty 🤷🏼♀️
He's all max out "Hed make me tingle too much | |||
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"...it's her turn to fúçk me." he prefers women who use Original Mint Source shower gel | |||
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"He's too sD" Too far away | |||
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"He's too sD Too far away" He’s too lazy to travel | |||
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"He's too sD Too far away He’s too lazy to travel " He's a one man band. | |||
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"He's too sD Too far away He’s too lazy to travel He's a one man band." He doesn’t like my instrument | |||
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"He's too sD Too far away He’s too lazy to travel He's a one man band." It's his birthday 🎂 and he wants boobs | |||
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"He's too sD Too far away He’s too lazy to travel He's a one man band. It's his birthday 🎂 and he wants boobs " Your too big | |||
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"He's too sD Too far away He’s too lazy to travel He's a one man band. It's his birthday 🎂 and he wants boobs Your too big" You're too long | |||
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"He's too sD Too far away He’s too lazy to travel He's a one man band. It's his birthday 🎂 and he wants boobs Your too big You're too long "6’3 Sorry only looking for 6’2 or 6’4 | |||
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"He's looking for 'cracking banter, sorry this is something that I do not have." He does not have the cracking banter No willy for you! Devastated right? | |||
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"He's looking for 'cracking banter, sorry this is something that I do not have. He does not have the cracking banter No willy for you! Devastated right? " his wanting willy.. | |||
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" his wanting willy.." Because everyone else would be jealous | |||
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" his wanting willy.. Because everyone else would be jealous" He rates himself too highly 😎😎😎😎😎 | |||
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" his wanting willy.. Because everyone else would be jealous He rates himself too highly 😎😎😎😎😎" He has not supplied the appropriate amount of cookies | |||
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" his wanting willy.. Because everyone else would be jealous He rates himself too highly 😎😎😎😎😎 He has not supplied the appropriate amount of cookies " He’s too busy thinking about cookies | |||
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" his wanting willy.. Because everyone else would be jealous He rates himself too highly 😎😎😎😎😎 He has not supplied the appropriate amount of cookies He’s too busy thinking about cookies " I heard Gloucester smells funny and people steal shoes there Can’t risk my trainers going missing | |||
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" his wanting willy.. Because everyone else would be jealous He rates himself too highly 😎😎😎😎😎 He has not supplied the appropriate amount of cookies He’s too busy thinking about cookies I heard Gloucester smells funny and people steal shoes there Can’t risk my trainers going missing " I prefer to run barefoot | |||
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"You need a shave. "He's outside my window staring at me | |||
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"The entertainment area is closed. " All 3? | |||
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"The entertainment area is closed. All 3? "He's not sharing his chunkies 😎😎😎😎😎 | |||
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"I prefer Crunchies" has got a thing about Fridays | |||
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"I prefer Crunchies has got a thing about Fridays" I prefer saturdays | |||
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"I prefer Little Mix" I prefer starmix | |||
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"I prefer Little Mix I prefer starmix" I prefer harribo tangtastics | |||
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"I prefer Little Mix I prefer starmix I prefer harribo tangtastics" Fizzy cola bottles for me | |||
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"I stole his fizzy cola bottles "I'm now called sloth not speedy  | |||
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"I stole his fizzy cola bottles
I'm now called sloth not speedy "These threads have become just SpeedyG and Thickthighs25. Just get a room. And invite me. | |||
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"I stole his fizzy cola bottles
I'm now called sloth not speedy
These threads have become just SpeedyG and Thickthighs25.
Just get a room. And invite me.
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"I stole his fizzy cola bottles
I'm now called sloth not speedy
These threads have become just SpeedyG and Thickthighs25.
Just get a room. And invite me.
She doesn’t want anyone else apart from those two "News to me.... where are we meeting | |||
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"I stole his fizzy cola bottles
I'm now called sloth not speedy
These threads have become just SpeedyG and Thickthighs25.
Just get a room. And invite me.
She doesn’t want anyone else apart from those two
News to me.... where are we meeting "News to me too.. i dont want to be in a room i prefer to be outside | |||
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"ChatGPT suggests a secluded woodland near Rugby. Yeah... me neither. " Alice alice... were the fuck is rugby | |||
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"ChatGPT suggests a secluded woodland near Rugby. Yeah... me neither. Alice alice... were the fuck is rugby " Near Staffordshire | |||
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"ChatGPT suggests a secluded woodland near Rugby. Yeah... me neither. Alice alice... were the fuck is rugby Near Staffordshire " Tell him hes a walking atlas and i thank you kind sir | |||
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"ChatGPT suggests a secluded woodland near Rugby. Yeah... me neither. Alice alice... were the fuck is rugby Near Staffordshire Tell him hes a walking atlas and i thank you kind sir " Sending her to Coventry instead | |||
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"ChatGPT suggests a secluded woodland near Rugby. Yeah... me neither. Alice alice... were the fuck is rugby Near Staffordshire Tell him hes a walking atlas and i thank you kind sir Sending her to Coventry instead " He wants to send me to coventry instead when hes in blackpool | |||
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"ChatGPT suggests a secluded woodland near Rugby. Yeah... me neither. Alice alice... were the fuck is rugby Near Staffordshire Tell him hes a walking atlas and i thank you kind sir Sending her to Coventry instead " She wouldn't like it much 😂 | |||
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"We're laughing too much 🤣" They are easily pleased | |||
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"We're laughing too much 🤣 They are easily pleased "He’s miserable | |||
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"We're laughing too much 🤣 They are easily pleased
He’s miserable "He's very misunderstood me | |||
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"We're laughing too much 🤣 They are easily pleased
He’s miserable
He's very misunderstood me"I’m very misunderstood | |||
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"We're laughing too much 🤣 They are easily pleased
He’s miserable
He's very misunderstood me
I’m very misunderstood "Hes an ANIMAL | |||
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"We're laughing too much 🤣 They are easily pleased
He’s miserable
He's very misunderstood me
I’m very misunderstood
Hes an ANIMAL"She wants to pet me | |||
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"I'd rather visit the zoo" Hes always monkeying around | |||
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"I'd rather visit the zoo Hes always monkeying around " She’s into swinging from trees | |||
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"I'd rather visit the zoo Hes always monkeying around She’s into swinging from trees " So woobe dooooo | |||
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"I'd rather visit the zoo Hes always monkeying around She’s into swinging from trees So woobe dooooo" Ok shaggie x | |||
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"I'd rather visit the zoo Hes always monkeying around She’s into swinging from trees So woobe dooooo Ok shaggie x" It wasn’t me…. | |||
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"I'd rather visit the zoo Hes always monkeying around She’s into swinging from trees So woobe dooooo Ok shaggie x It wasn’t me…." He got the wrong shaggy | |||
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"I'd rather visit the zoo Hes always monkeying around She’s into swinging from trees So woobe dooooo Ok shaggie x It wasn’t me…. He got the wrong shaggy" Still wasn’t me 🤷🏻♂️ | |||
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"I'd rather visit the zoo Hes always monkeying around She’s into swinging from trees So woobe dooooo Ok shaggie x It wasn’t me…. He got the wrong shaggy Still wasn’t me 🤷🏻♂️" I was in the shower | |||
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"I'd rather visit the zoo Hes always monkeying around She’s into swinging from trees So woobe dooooo Ok shaggie x It wasn’t me…. He got the wrong shaggy Still wasn’t me 🤷🏻♂️ I was in the shower " She’s getting wet another way | |||
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