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By *uperSalopian7 OP   Man 50 weeks ago

Parts Unknown

The last thread ran out

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By (user no longer on site) 50 weeks ago

I'm not well enough

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By *uperSalopian7 OP   Man 50 weeks ago

Parts Unknown

He's too hungover

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By *umagain58Man 50 weeks ago

London

He is too busy and no time in diary.

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By (user no longer on site) 50 weeks ago


"He is too busy and no time in diary."

There all too busy flirting with each other

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By *ameisnawtyMan 50 weeks ago

sutton

We are a bit of a distance away unfortunately

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By (user no longer on site) 50 weeks ago

Too naughty for me

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By *hunky GentMan 50 weeks ago

Market Deeping


"Too naughty for me "

Too nice for me.

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By *uperSalopian7 OP   Man 50 weeks ago

Parts Unknown

I'm too busy checking my list twice

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By *ananas57Couple 50 weeks ago

lake ariel

I’d gain weight eating donuts

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By (user no longer on site) 50 weeks ago

I'm allergic to bananas

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By *.hrisMan 50 weeks ago

Bath

He's allergic to bananas

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By *ittlemisshotbotCouple 50 weeks ago

near you


"He's allergic to bananas"

Has really bad tan lines

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By *ovetolick78Man 50 weeks ago

The Shire


"He's allergic to bananas

Has really bad tan lines "

I've lost my hamster.... No other reason what so ever.

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By (user no longer on site) 50 weeks ago


"He's allergic to bananas

Has really bad tan lines

I've lost my hamster.... No other reason what so ever. "

He needs help finding his hamster

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By (user no longer on site) 50 weeks ago


"He's allergic to bananas

Has really bad tan lines

I've lost my hamster.... No other reason what so ever.

He needs help finding his hamster "

Im allergic to hamsters

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By *tannersMan 50 weeks ago

stanley


"He's allergic to bananas

Has really bad tan lines

I've lost my hamster.... No other reason what so ever.

He needs help finding his hamster "

Can’t get her owners permission

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By *ovetolick78Man 50 weeks ago

The Shire


"He's allergic to bananas

Has really bad tan lines

I've lost my hamster.... No other reason what so ever.

He needs help finding his hamster

Can’t get her owners permission "

He's just here for the forums.

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By *uperSalopian7 OP   Man 50 weeks ago

Parts Unknown

He's too busy licking

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By *ittlemisshotbotCouple 50 weeks ago

near you

They’re too busy doing things to doughnuts

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By *ovetolick78Man 50 weeks ago

The Shire


"They’re too busy doing things to doughnuts "

I'm not married

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By *ittlemisshotbotCouple 50 weeks ago

near you

They’re too busy licking to get married

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By *r SproutMan 50 weeks ago

M54

I’m watching the football

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By *tannersMan 50 weeks ago

stanley


"I’m watching the football "

He’s licensed to kill

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By *aphunterMan 50 weeks ago

horsham


"I’m watching the football

He’s licensed to kill "

He likes movies quotes

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By *hunky GentMan 50 weeks ago

Market Deeping


"I’m watching the football

He’s licensed to kill

He likes movies quotes"

Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.

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By *uperSalopian7 OP   Man 50 weeks ago

Parts Unknown

He's busy watching Gone with the Wind

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By *aphunterMan 50 weeks ago

horsham


"He's busy watching Gone with the Wind"

He’s the master of quotes

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By *uperSalopian7 OP   Man 50 weeks ago

Parts Unknown

He's out hunting baps

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By (user no longer on site) 50 weeks ago


"He's out hunting baps"

He doesnt like bap hunting

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By *aphunterMan 50 weeks ago

horsham


"He's out hunting baps

He doesnt like bap hunting "

She likes Baphunters too much 🤣🤣🤣

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By (user no longer on site) 50 weeks ago


"He's out hunting baps

He doesnt like bap hunting

She likes Baphunters too much 🤣🤣🤣"

I’ve already had a bacon bap today

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By *hunky GentMan 50 weeks ago

Market Deeping


"He's out hunting baps

He doesnt like bap hunting

She likes Baphunters too much 🤣🤣🤣

I’ve already had a bacon bap today "

Fancy a sausage? 😋

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By (user no longer on site) 50 weeks ago


"He's out hunting baps

He doesnt like bap hunting

She likes Baphunters too much 🤣🤣🤣

I’ve already had a bacon bap today

Fancy a sausage? 😋 "

I’ve had my meat quota for the day

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By *ittlemisshotbotCouple 50 weeks ago

near you


"He's out hunting baps

He doesnt like bap hunting

She likes Baphunters too much 🤣🤣🤣

I’ve already had a bacon bap today

Fancy a sausage? 😋

I’ve had my meat quota for the day "

She’s full of meat and no space for pussy

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By *tannersMan 50 weeks ago

stanley


"He's out hunting baps

He doesnt like bap hunting

She likes Baphunters too much 🤣🤣🤣

I’ve already had a bacon bap today

Fancy a sausage? 😋

I’ve had my meat quota for the day

She’s full of meat and no space for pussy"

I just would, sorry for breaking the rules

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By *uperSalopian7 OP   Man 50 weeks ago

Parts Unknown

Still celebrating England's win

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By (user no longer on site) 50 weeks ago

Too busy on other threads 😎😎😎😎😎

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By *tannersMan 50 weeks ago

stanley


"Too busy on other threads 😎😎😎😎😎"

He’ll think I’m stalking him on multiple threads

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By (user no longer on site) 50 weeks ago


"Too busy on other threads 😎😎😎😎😎

He’ll think I’m stalking him on multiple threads "

He really is stalking him on threads

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By *uperSalopian7 OP   Man 50 weeks ago

Parts Unknown

He's keeping tabs on everyone

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By (user no longer on site) 50 weeks ago


"He's keeping tabs on everyone "

What's that? Your buying? Put it on his tab

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By (user no longer on site) 50 weeks ago

You’re always too speedy

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By (user no longer on site) 50 weeks ago


"You’re always too speedy"

I'm too much of a gorilla for him 🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍

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By *uperSalopian7 OP   Man 50 weeks ago

Parts Unknown

He might go apeshit

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By *aphunterMan 50 weeks ago

horsham


"He's out hunting baps

He doesnt like bap hunting

She likes Baphunters too much 🤣🤣🤣

I’ve already had a bacon bap today "

Baphunters measure boobs with their lasers eyes, it’s an art and I’m proud to be the last standing Baphunter. Unfortunately my phone thinks that typing _aphunter can now auto spell correct to sphincter, as I have found tonight 😆😆😆😆😆

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By (user no longer on site) 50 weeks ago


"He's out hunting baps

He doesnt like bap hunting

She likes Baphunters too much 🤣🤣🤣

I’ve already had a bacon bap today

Baphunters measure boobs with their lasers eyes, it’s an art and I’m proud to be the last standing Baphunter. Unfortunately my phone thinks that typing _aphunter can now auto spell correct to sphincter, as I have found tonight 😆😆😆😆😆 "

Hes talking about sphincters again

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By (user no longer on site) 50 weeks ago


"He's out hunting baps

He doesnt like bap hunting

She likes Baphunters too much 🤣🤣🤣

I’ve already had a bacon bap today

Baphunters measure boobs with their lasers eyes, it’s an art and I’m proud to be the last standing Baphunter. Unfortunately my phone thinks that typing _aphunter can now auto spell correct to sphincter, as I have found tonight 😆😆😆😆😆

Hes talking about sphincters again "

It’s all got a funny ring to it 🤔

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By *aphunterMan 50 weeks ago

horsham


"He's out hunting baps

He doesnt like bap hunting

She likes Baphunters too much 🤣🤣🤣

I’ve already had a bacon bap today

Baphunters measure boobs with their lasers eyes, it’s an art and I’m proud to be the last standing Baphunter. Unfortunately my phone thinks that typing _aphunter can now auto spell correct to sphincter, as I have found tonight 😆😆😆😆😆

Hes talking about sphincters again

It’s all got a funny ring to it 🤔 "

Sphincter said bap? Party on…😆😆😆

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By (user no longer on site) 50 weeks ago


"He's out hunting baps

He doesnt like bap hunting

She likes Baphunters too much 🤣🤣🤣

I’ve already had a bacon bap today

Baphunters measure boobs with their lasers eyes, it’s an art and I’m proud to be the last standing Baphunter. Unfortunately my phone thinks that typing _aphunter can now auto spell correct to sphincter, as I have found tonight 😆😆😆😆😆

Hes talking about sphincters again

It’s all got a funny ring to it 🤔

Sphincter said bap? Party on…😆😆😆"

What 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By (user no longer on site) 50 weeks ago


"He's out hunting baps

He doesnt like bap hunting

She likes Baphunters too much 🤣🤣🤣

I’ve already had a bacon bap today

Baphunters measure boobs with their lasers eyes, it’s an art and I’m proud to be the last standing Baphunter. Unfortunately my phone thinks that typing _aphunter can now auto spell correct to sphincter, as I have found tonight 😆😆😆😆😆

Hes talking about sphincters again

It’s all got a funny ring to it 🤔

Sphincter said bap? Party on…😆😆😆

What 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"

The hammer is now retired

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By (user no longer on site) 50 weeks ago


"He's out hunting baps

He doesnt like bap hunting

She likes Baphunters too much 🤣🤣🤣

I’ve already had a bacon bap today

Baphunters measure boobs with their lasers eyes, it’s an art and I’m proud to be the last standing Baphunter. Unfortunately my phone thinks that typing _aphunter can now auto spell correct to sphincter, as I have found tonight 😆😆😆😆😆

Hes talking about sphincters again

It’s all got a funny ring to it 🤔

Sphincter said bap? Party on…😆😆😆

What 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

The hammer is now retired "

Hes in love

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By *horskin!Man 50 weeks ago

your kink

You'd say no

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By (user no longer on site) 50 weeks ago


"He's out hunting baps

He doesnt like bap hunting

She likes Baphunters too much 🤣🤣🤣

I’ve already had a bacon bap today

Baphunters measure boobs with their lasers eyes, it’s an art and I’m proud to be the last standing Baphunter. Unfortunately my phone thinks that typing _aphunter can now auto spell correct to sphincter, as I have found tonight 😆😆😆😆😆

Hes talking about sphincters again

It’s all got a funny ring to it 🤔

Sphincter said bap? Party on…😆😆😆

What 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

The hammer is now retired

Hes in love "

No, just old and tired

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By (user no longer on site) 50 weeks ago


"He's out hunting baps

He doesnt like bap hunting

She likes Baphunters too much 🤣🤣🤣

I’ve already had a bacon bap today

Baphunters measure boobs with their lasers eyes, it’s an art and I’m proud to be the last standing Baphunter. Unfortunately my phone thinks that typing _aphunter can now auto spell correct to sphincter, as I have found tonight 😆😆😆😆😆

Hes talking about sphincters again

It’s all got a funny ring to it 🤔

Sphincter said bap? Party on…😆😆😆

What 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

The hammer is now retired

Hes in love

No, just old and tired "

Im too energetic

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By *aphunterMan 50 weeks ago

horsham


"He's out hunting baps

He doesnt like bap hunting

She likes Baphunters too much 🤣🤣🤣

I’ve already had a bacon bap today

Baphunters measure boobs with their lasers eyes, it’s an art and I’m proud to be the last standing Baphunter. Unfortunately my phone thinks that typing _aphunter can now auto spell correct to sphincter, as I have found tonight 😆😆😆😆😆

Hes talking about sphincters again

It’s all got a funny ring to it 🤔

Sphincter said bap? Party on…😆😆😆

What 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"

I think I have too many movie quotes in my brain 😆😆😆 no point explaining them, as I was mixing two of an actor in different movies 🤣🤣🤣 ADHD meet autistic quoting skills, lord help everyone 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

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By (user no longer on site) 50 weeks ago

I’m too tired

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By (user no longer on site) 50 weeks ago


"I’m too tired "

She needs her sleep

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By *aphunterMan 50 weeks ago

horsham

Bloody hell, off piste again with the thread, Baphunters do get destracted sometimes 🤔 oh look there’s some breasts…👀

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By *r x mrs rampantCouple 50 weeks ago

Mayo


"I’m too tired

She needs her sleep"

To speedy to find the spot

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By *horskin!Man 50 weeks ago

your kink

I'm floppy

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By (user no longer on site) 50 weeks ago

The Viking horn is a myth

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By *aphunterMan 50 weeks ago

horsham


"The Viking horn is a myth "

Back to the game…

Your cock is massive and I’m straight 😆😆😆

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By *eggieMarshmallowWoman 50 weeks ago

Cardiff

I'm too bored

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By *antanaMan 50 weeks ago

The Upside Down

He's straight

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By *antanaMan 50 weeks ago

The Upside Down

Your in different country

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By (user no longer on site) 50 weeks ago


"Your in different country "

Your too good at football

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By (user no longer on site) 50 weeks ago


"Your in different country

Your too good at football"

I don’t want my balls kicked

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By *ondiego85Man 50 weeks ago

nottingham


"Your in different country

Your too good at football

I don’t want my balls kicked "

He doesn’t want to play…football

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By *umagain58Man 50 weeks ago

London


"Your in different country

Your too good at football

I don’t want my balls kicked

He doesn’t want to play…football "

Always play with the balls as opens up so many wet ones

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By *aphunterMan 50 weeks ago

horsham


"I'm too bored"

She’s a veggie bap and I want to chat first

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By *umagain58Man 50 weeks ago

London

Handing my big sausage over to them with sauce

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By *J_1999Man 50 weeks ago

leeds

His sausage is too big

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By *umagain58Man 50 weeks ago

London


"His sausage is too big "

Tell him it goes slow and always in as makes wet

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By (user no longer on site) 50 weeks ago

Too slow

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By *ittlemisshotbotCouple 50 weeks ago

near you

She’s only looking for socials

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By (user no longer on site) 50 weeks ago

That arse may make me shoot my load quickly!

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By (user no longer on site) 50 weeks ago


"That arse may make me shoot my load quickly!"

It would be over to soon

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By (user no longer on site) 50 weeks ago


"That arse may make me shoot my load quickly!

It would be over to soon "

Too much stamina 😎😎😎😎😎

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By (user no longer on site) 50 weeks ago

I’m have a bru in bed

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By *nthony50069Man 50 weeks ago

yesh near oldham

But your probably too busy

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By *umagain58Man 50 weeks ago

London

He is not looking my way

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By *rinceless PrincessWoman 50 weeks ago

UK


"He is not looking my way "

Hes not real

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By *umagain58Man 50 weeks ago

London


"He is not looking my way

Hes not real "

Thank you. Your loss as am chatting up others and you will never know now

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By *nthony50069Man 50 weeks ago

yesh near oldham


"He is not looking my way

Hes not real "

You say you will but you only saying it

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By *umagain58Man 50 weeks ago

London


"He is not looking my way

Hes not real

You say you will but you only saying it "

I can’t as I am not real

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By *hunky GentMan 50 weeks ago

Market Deeping

Because your a Fab male and the chances of any sex are almost nil. 😆 🤣

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By *ovetolick78Man 50 weeks ago

The Shire


"Because your a Fab male and the chances of any sex are almost nil. 😆 🤣 "

Im got a girl 😆

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By *umagain58Man 50 weeks ago

London


"Because your a Fab male and the chances of any sex are almost nil. 😆 🤣

Im got a girl 😆"

He is too pussy licking sweets

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By *uffinandTheJokerCouple 50 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

Becuase he came again already

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman 50 weeks ago

North West


"Becuase he came again already"

Too far away 😭

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By *uffinandTheJokerCouple 50 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

She gave up to easy..😜

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By *umagain58Man 50 weeks ago

London


"Becuase he came again already

Too far away 😭"

My Mrs is back after weekend away and needy

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By (user no longer on site) 50 weeks ago

He has a needy mrs

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By *umagain58Man 50 weeks ago

London


"He has a needy mrs "

Oh pity the car in garage today for service

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By *ittlemisshotbotCouple 50 weeks ago

near you

Has no transport to come meet

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By (user no longer on site) 50 weeks ago

He has a non starter

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By *hunky GentMan 50 weeks ago

Market Deeping


"He has a non starter "

She doesn't like my Vroom Vroom.

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By *umagain58Man 50 weeks ago

London


"He has a non starter

She doesn't like my Vroom Vroom. "

My big end has broken

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By *ovetolick78Man 50 weeks ago

The Shire


"He has a non starter

She doesn't like my Vroom Vroom.

My big end has broken "

Im not a mechanic

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By *rown.studMan 50 weeks ago

Eccles


"He has a non starter

She doesn't like my Vroom Vroom.

My big end has broken

Im not a mechanic "

Nothing here to lick

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By *umagain58Man 50 weeks ago

London


"He has a non starter

She doesn't like my Vroom Vroom.

My big end has broken

Im not a mechanic

Nothing here to lick"

He won’t give me his number

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By *rown.studMan 50 weeks ago

Eccles


"He has a non starter

She doesn't like my Vroom Vroom.

My big end has broken

Im not a mechanic

Nothing here to lick

He won’t give me his number "

I’m after his wives

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By *umagain58Man 50 weeks ago

London


"He has a non starter

She doesn't like my Vroom Vroom.

My big end has broken

Im not a mechanic

Nothing here to lick

He won’t give me his number

I’m after his wives "

Yeah that’s why we not having. He’d steal my harem

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By *ittlemisshotbotCouple 50 weeks ago

near you


"He has a non starter

She doesn't like my Vroom Vroom.

My big end has broken

Im not a mechanic

Nothing here to lick

He won’t give me his number

I’m after his wives

Yeah that’s why we not having. He’d steal my harem"

Won’t share his wives

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By *isterBlondMan 50 weeks ago

weston


"He has a non starter

She doesn't like my Vroom Vroom.

My big end has broken

Im not a mechanic

Nothing here to lick

He won’t give me his number

I’m after his wives

Yeah that’s why we not having. He’d steal my harem

Won’t share his wives "

Not sure you’d want to hobble home for 90+ miles..

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By *hunky GentMan 50 weeks ago

Market Deeping


"He has a non starter

She doesn't like my Vroom Vroom.

My big end has broken

Im not a mechanic

Nothing here to lick

He won’t give me his number

I’m after his wives

Yeah that’s why we not having. He’d steal my harem

Won’t share his wives "

What???? No shareses.

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By *umagain58Man 50 weeks ago

London


"He has a non starter

She doesn't like my Vroom Vroom.

My big end has broken

Im not a mechanic

Nothing here to lick

He won’t give me his number

I’m after his wives

Yeah that’s why we not having. He’d steal my harem

Won’t share his wives "

Can’t as mr brown stud has got my wife’s number and need to walk her over

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By *ondiego85Man 50 weeks ago

nottingham


"He has a non starter

She doesn't like my Vroom Vroom.

My big end has broken

Im not a mechanic

Nothing here to lick

He won’t give me his number

I’m after his wives

Yeah that’s why we not having. He’d steal my harem

Won’t share his wives

Can’t as mr brown stud has got my wife’s number and need to walk her over"

He’s watching mrs brown’s boys

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By *eggieMarshmallowWoman 50 weeks ago

Cardiff


"He’s watching mrs brown’s boys"

I can't find my pen

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By *hunky GentMan 50 weeks ago

Market Deeping


"He’s watching mrs brown’s boys

I can't find my pen"

She's not laughed my y-fronts off yet.

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By *eggieMarshmallowWoman 50 weeks ago

Cardiff

He's not giving me much to work from

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By *S-cardiffiansCouple 50 weeks ago

cardiff

We probably too old for you

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By *hunky GentMan 50 weeks ago

Market Deeping


"We probably too old for you "

Im probably too old for you.

Damn

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By *S-cardiffiansCouple 50 weeks ago

cardiff


"We probably too old for you

Im probably too old for you.

Damn"

No you’re perfect for me darl xx

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By (user no longer on site) 50 weeks ago


"We probably too old for you

Im probably too old for you.

Damn

No you’re perfect for me darl xx"

You seem to be too busy for me!

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By *uffinandTheJokerCouple 50 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

Ur too busy working on them thighs

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By (user no longer on site) 50 weeks ago


"Ur too busy working on them thighs "

Can take a break if you want? lol

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By *rinceless PrincessWoman 50 weeks ago

UK

He’s taking a break

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman 50 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).

I am saving my energy for the gym.

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By *hunky GentMan 50 weeks ago

Market Deeping


"I am saving my energy for the gym. "

My name isn't gym.

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By *r SproutMan 50 weeks ago

M54

I’m eating a bacon sandwich

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple 50 weeks ago

Round the bend


"I’m eating a bacon sandwich "

You won't share the bacon sandwich

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By *eggieMarshmallowWoman 50 weeks ago

Cardiff

I don't have any veggie bacon

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By *hunky GentMan 50 weeks ago

Market Deeping


"I don't have any veggie bacon "

Doesn't like my sausage

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By *eggieMarshmallowWoman 50 weeks ago

Cardiff

You won't share your lemon meringue pie

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By *weet and SpiceCouple 50 weeks ago

Around the Midlands


"You won't share your lemon meringue pie"

The skeleton beat us to it

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By *hunky GentMan 50 weeks ago

Market Deeping


"You won't share your lemon meringue pie

The skeleton beat us to it"

She wants a different boner

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By *umagain58Man 50 weeks ago

London


"You won't share your lemon meringue pie

The skeleton beat us to it

She wants a different boner "

You have already filled

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By (user no longer on site) 50 weeks ago


"You won't share your lemon meringue pie

The skeleton beat us to it

She wants a different boner

You have already filled"

I'm distracted by the millionth pic of Chloe Kelly

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By *dible_KinkCouple 50 weeks ago

Aberdeen

He's too distracted

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By *umagain58Man 50 weeks ago

London


"You won't share your lemon meringue pie

The skeleton beat us to it

She wants a different boner

You have already filled

I'm distracted by the millionth pic of Chloe Kelly "

The lovely lady in your picture won’t give you up

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By (user no longer on site) 50 weeks ago


"You won't share your lemon meringue pie

The skeleton beat us to it

She wants a different boner

You have already filled

I'm distracted by the millionth pic of Chloe Kelly

The lovely lady in your picture won’t give you up"

He's got a song stuck in my head.

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By *umagain58Man 50 weeks ago

London


"You won't share your lemon meringue pie

The skeleton beat us to it

She wants a different boner

You have already filled

I'm distracted by the millionth pic of Chloe Kelly

The lovely lady in your picture won’t give you up

He's got a song stuck in my head."

He is too busy singing his songs

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By *eggieMarshmallowWoman 50 weeks ago

Cardiff

I'm too busy reading their veris

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By *urenutsMan 50 weeks ago

Waltham cross/Harrow HA1


"I'm too busy reading their veris"

But you to busy

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By *umagain58Man 50 weeks ago

London


"I'm too busy reading their veris

But you to busy"

His nuts already being nibbled

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By (user no longer on site) 50 weeks ago


"I'm too busy reading their veris

But you to busy

His nuts already being nibbled "

58 loads is way too many

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By *umagain58Man 50 weeks ago

London


"I'm too busy reading their veris

But you to busy

His nuts already being nibbled

58 loads is way too many"

My loads already fully booked this week

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By *ittlemisshotbotCouple 50 weeks ago

near you

He’s got nothing left

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By *hunky GentMan 50 weeks ago

Market Deeping


"He’s got nothing left "

Im only at 99% charge, but climbing

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By *ittlemisshotbotCouple 50 weeks ago

near you

Lacking that 1%

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By *tannersMan 50 weeks ago

stanley


"Lacking that 1%"

Her hot bot might burn my Willy

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By *ittlemisshotbotCouple 50 weeks ago

near you

Uses the word ‘ Willy ‘

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By *eggieMarshmallowWoman 50 weeks ago

Cardiff

I don't use Kik

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By (user no longer on site) 50 weeks ago


"I don't use Kik "

She's a veggie

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By *ittlemisshotbotCouple 50 weeks ago

near you

He’s all about the meat

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By *hunky GentMan 50 weeks ago

Market Deeping


"He’s all about the meat"

Im not sure if she wants my meat and 2 veg.

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By (user no longer on site) 50 weeks ago


"He’s all about the meat

Im not sure if she wants my meat and 2 veg. "

He's too much of a gent for me

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By (user no longer on site) 50 weeks ago

I’m too busy eating a crisp sandwhich

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By *uboCouple 50 weeks ago

East kilbride

Hate crumbs in the bed

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By (user no longer on site) 50 weeks ago


"Hate crumbs in the bed"

They're not a fan of food play

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By (user no longer on site) 50 weeks ago


"Hate crumbs in the bed

They're not a fan of food play"

I'm.too busy wishing I had followed the beautiful couple above you

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By *ittlemisshotbotCouple 50 weeks ago

near you

Has a weird food fetish

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By (user no longer on site) 50 weeks ago


"Has a weird food fetish "

No i don't lol

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By (user no longer on site) 50 weeks ago

Dosent like food play

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By *ustaGeezerMan 50 weeks ago

Birmingham

.. I'm not so lucky 😜

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By *ein-guyMan 50 weeks ago

Isle of Wight

Got better pecs than me

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By *ittlemisshotbotCouple 50 weeks ago

near you

He doesn’t appreciate his pecs as much as I do

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By *j1981Man 50 weeks ago

cork

But..... i'd be pulling out to finish.....

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By *eaches And Cream 88Couple 50 weeks ago

Halesowen

To far away

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple 50 weeks ago

Round the bend


"To far away "

I don't like peaches with cream

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By *ittlemisshotbotCouple 50 weeks ago

near you

Wouldn’t let my peach get creamed

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By *ovetolick78Man 50 weeks ago

The Shire


"To far away

I don't like peaches with cream "

Nope lost for words……

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By *ittlemisshotbotCouple 50 weeks ago

near you


"To far away

I don't like peaches with cream

Nope lost for words…… "

Likes to jump the queue

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By *ovetolick78Man 50 weeks ago

The Shire


"To far away

I don't like peaches with cream

Nope lost for words……

Likes to jump the queue "

Wasn’t quick enough with my fingers….. and im still not married

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By *ittlemisshotbotCouple 50 weeks ago

near you

Is too slow with his fingers and life in general :p

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By *dissMan 50 weeks ago

slovakia

I am far away

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By *ittlemisshotbotCouple 50 weeks ago

near you

Makes poor excuses :p

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple 50 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Makes poor excuses :p"

Her bots too hot

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By *j1981Man 50 weeks ago

cork


"Makes poor excuses :p

Her bots too hot "

I'd cum sooooo quick

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By *ittlemisshotbotCouple 50 weeks ago

near you

Won’t let her husband use his hose to douse my bot

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By *ittlemisshotbotCouple 50 weeks ago

near you


"Makes poor excuses :p

Her bots too hot

I'd cum sooooo quick"

Possibly leaves as quick as he cums

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By *an SummersMan 50 weeks ago

Huddersfield


"Makes poor excuses :p

Her bots too hot

I'd cum sooooo quick

Possibly leaves as quick as he cums "

I’d have to download Kik again 😉

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple 50 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Makes poor excuses :p

Her bots too hot

I'd cum sooooo quick

Possibly leaves as quick as he cums

I’d have to download Kik again 😉"

Don't wanna kik him whilst he's down

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By *ob the builderMan 50 weeks ago

Colchester


"Makes poor excuses :p

Her bots too hot

I'd cum sooooo quick

Possibly leaves as quick as he cums

Just to far away

I’d have to download Kik again 😉

Don't wanna kik him whilst he's down "

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