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By *uperSalopian7 OP   Man 1 week ago

Shrewsbury

Find a reason why you wouldn't fuck the person above.

Remember it's just a bit of fun. Keep it friendly and humorous

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By *dinMan 1 week ago

Birmingham

Your hand is in the way

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By *peedyGMan 1 week ago

Telford


"Find a reason why you wouldn't fuck the person above.

Remember it's just a bit of fun. Keep it friendly and humorous "

You've got the wrong parts

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By *etwife8230Couple 1 week ago

Newport

I can't find my car keys x

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By *uperSalopian7 OP   Man 1 week ago

Shrewsbury

They're too forgetful

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By *r Black 85Man 1 week ago

nottingham


"I can't find my car keys x"

I didn't bring my umbrella 😎😎😎😎😎

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By *hickthighs25Woman 1 week ago

Stockton


"I can't find my car keys x

I didn't bring my umbrella 😎😎😎😎😎"

He doesnt like the rain

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By *ovetolearnMan 1 week ago

middlesbrough


"I can't find my car keys x

I didn't bring my umbrella 😎😎😎😎😎

He doesnt like the rain "

way out of my league

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By *dinMan 1 week ago

Birmingham

Too far north

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By *ineapplePixie69!Couple 1 week ago

Neverland/Wales


"Too far north"

He's too attached to his towel

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By *r Black 85Man 1 week ago

nottingham


"Too far north

He's too attached to his towel"

I prefer strawberries 😎😎😎😎😎

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By *atgirl and RobinCouple 1 week ago

Durham


"Too far north

He's too attached to his towel"

Literally can't think of a single reason not to. Get your asses over here

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By *dinMan 1 week ago

Birmingham

Ermmmmmmm

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By *uperSalopian7 OP   Man 1 week ago

Shrewsbury

I prefer the Joker

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By *umagain58Man 1 week ago

London


"I prefer the Joker "

He is too busy parading around naked

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By *raveboyMan 1 week ago

Helston

He keeps himself in the shadows!

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By *uperSalopian7 OP   Man 1 week ago

Shrewsbury

I'm not brave enough

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By *peedyGMan 1 week ago

Telford

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By *peedyGMan 1 week ago

Telford

He's in Shrewsbury.... enough said

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By *raveboyMan 1 week ago

Helston


"I'm not brave enough"

🤣🤣

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By *uperSalopian7 OP   Man 1 week ago

Shrewsbury


"He's in Shrewsbury.... enough said "

I wouldn't dream of lowering myself to Telford standards

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By *peedyGMan 1 week ago

Telford


"He's in Shrewsbury.... enough said

I wouldn't dream of lowering myself to Telford standards "

He's a snob

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By *y_journeyMan 1 week ago

newark


"He's in Shrewsbury.... enough said

I wouldn't dream of lowering myself to Telford standards

He's a snob "

I don’t live there anymore 😂

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By *umagain58Man 1 week ago

London


"He's in Shrewsbury.... enough said

I wouldn't dream of lowering myself to Telford standards

He's a snob

I don’t live there anymore 😂"

I can’t find his address

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By *hickthighs25Woman 1 week ago

Stockton


"He's in Shrewsbury.... enough said

I wouldn't dream of lowering myself to Telford standards

He's a snob

I don’t live there anymore 😂"

Hes like a hobbit on a journey

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By *umagain58Man 1 week ago

London


"He's in Shrewsbury.... enough said

I wouldn't dream of lowering myself to Telford standards

He's a snob

I don’t live there anymore 😂

Hes like a hobbit on a journey

"

Thickthighs got him first

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By *ineapplePixie69!Couple 1 week ago

Neverland/Wales

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By *ineapplePixie69!Couple 1 week ago

Neverland/Wales


"He's in Shrewsbury.... enough said

I wouldn't dream of lowering myself to Telford standards

He's a snob

I don’t live there anymore 😂

Hes like a hobbit on a journey

Thickthighs got him first"

Shadows are not my thing ✨️✨️

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By *sacambsMan 1 week ago

Huntingdon

You are way out of my league

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By *onkeyandBonesCouple 1 week ago

Staffordshire


"He's in Shrewsbury.... enough said

I wouldn't dream of lowering myself to Telford standards

He's a snob

I don’t live there anymore 😂

Hes like a hobbit on a journey

Thickthighs got him first

Shadows are not my thing ✨️✨️"

Erm nope, can't think of any reason why we wouldn't

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By *y_journeyMan 1 week ago

newark


"You are way out of my league "

You’re too camouflaged and can’t find you

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By *hunky GentMan 1 week ago

Stamford


"He's in Shrewsbury.... enough said

I wouldn't dream of lowering myself to Telford standards

He's a snob

I don’t live there anymore 😂

Hes like a hobbit on a journey

Thickthighs got him first

Shadows are not my thing ✨️✨️"

I always liked Hank Marvin.

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By *teve_8Man 1 week ago

North East


"He's in Shrewsbury.... enough said

I wouldn't dream of lowering myself to Telford standards

He's a snob

I don’t live there anymore 😂

Hes like a hobbit on a journey

Thickthighs got him first

Shadows are not my thing ✨️✨️

Erm nope, can't think of any reason why we wouldn't "

It would be more than once. You’d probably need to take the day off work.

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By *peedyGMan 1 week ago

Telford


"You are way out of my league

You’re too camouflaged and can’t find you"

He's not in shropshire anymore

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By *r Black 85Man 1 week ago

nottingham


"You are way out of my league

You’re too camouflaged and can’t find you

He's not in shropshire anymore "

He's too speedy

I can't catch up😎😎😎😎😎

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By *hickthighs25Woman 1 week ago

Stockton


"You are way out of my league

You’re too camouflaged and can’t find you

He's not in shropshire anymore

He's too speedy

I can't catch up😎😎😎😎😎"

Hes way to cool for me

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By *hunky GentMan 1 week ago

Stamford


"You are way out of my league

You’re too camouflaged and can’t find you

He's not in shropshire anymore

He's too speedy

I can't catch up😎😎😎😎😎

Hes way to cool for me "

She thinks I'm silly. 🤔

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By *ineapplePixie69!Couple 1 week ago

Neverland/Wales


"You are way out of my league

You’re too camouflaged and can’t find you

He's not in shropshire anymore

He's too speedy

I can't catch up😎😎😎😎😎

Hes way to cool for me "

Shes too busy finding some thing that she dropped ✨️✨️

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By *peedyGMan 1 week ago

Telford


"You are way out of my league

You’re too camouflaged and can’t find you

He's not in shropshire anymore

He's too speedy

I can't catch up😎😎😎😎😎

Hes way to cool for me

She thinks I'm silly. 🤔 "

He's got a better 6 pack

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By *hickthighs25Woman 1 week ago

Stockton


"You are way out of my league

You’re too camouflaged and can’t find you

He's not in shropshire anymore

He's too speedy

I can't catch up😎😎😎😎😎

Hes way to cool for me

She thinks I'm silly. 🤔

He's got a better 6 pack"

My heads stuck in the wardrobe

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By *peedyGMan 1 week ago

Telford


"You are way out of my league

You’re too camouflaged and can’t find you

He's not in shropshire anymore

He's too speedy

I can't catch up😎😎😎😎😎

Hes way to cool for me

She thinks I'm silly. 🤔

He's got a better 6 pack

My heads stuck in the wardrobe "

She thinks she an mnm

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By *etsplay90Man 1 week ago

Leicester


"You are way out of my league

You’re too camouflaged and can’t find you

He's not in shropshire anymore

He's too speedy

I can't catch up😎😎😎😎😎

Hes way to cool for me

She thinks I'm silly. 🤔

He's got a better 6 pack

My heads stuck in the wardrobe "

Its been that long i cant remember how to do it

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By *rown.studMan 1 week ago

Thornaby


"You are way out of my league

You’re too camouflaged and can’t find you

He's not in shropshire anymore

He's too speedy

I can't catch up😎😎😎😎😎

Hes way to cool for me

She thinks I'm silly. 🤔

He's got a better 6 pack

My heads stuck in the wardrobe

Its been that long i cant remember how to do it"

Wardrobe trigger my OCD

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By *dinMan 1 week ago

Birmingham

He stole my towel

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By *umagain58Man 1 week ago

London


"He stole my towel"

No towel and can see all of his naked flesh. Looking so too busy

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By *r Black 85Man 1 week ago

nottingham

I burnt my dinner 😎😎😎😎😎

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By *dinMan 1 week ago

Birmingham

He is making me hungry

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By *umagain58Man 1 week ago

London


"He is making me hungry"

Taking him for slap up meal instead

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By *ananas57Couple 1 week ago

lake ariel

I don’t have a strap-on.

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By *umagain58Man 1 week ago

London


"I don’t have a strap-on. "

Telling my wife as she has more than one strap on

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By *hickthighs25Woman 1 week ago

Stockton


"I don’t have a strap-on.

Telling my wife as she has more than one strap on"

Hes too busy telling his wife something

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By *r Black 85Man 1 week ago

nottingham


"I don’t have a strap-on.

Telling my wife as she has more than one strap on

Hes too busy telling his wife something "

I'm not thic enough for her😎😎😎😎😎

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By *umagain58Man 1 week ago

London


"I don’t have a strap-on.

Telling my wife as she has more than one strap on

Hes too busy telling his wife something

I'm not thic enough for her😎😎😎😎😎"

My wife will be the judge so you too busy

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By *ussyeater27Man 1 week ago

London/Murcia/ Bath/Glasgow/ Dublin All over for work


"I don’t have a strap-on.

Telling my wife as she has more than one strap on

Hes too busy telling his wife something "

I would become obsessed

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By *ineapplePixie69!Couple 1 week ago

Neverland/Wales


"I don’t have a strap-on.

Telling my wife as she has more than one strap on

Hes too busy telling his wife something I would become obsessed "

He is too obsessive

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By *umagain58Man 1 week ago

London


"I don’t have a strap-on.

Telling my wife as she has more than one strap on

Hes too busy telling his wife something I would become obsessed

He is too obsessive "

I prefer orange juice sorry

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By *peedyGMan 1 week ago

Telford


"I don’t have a strap-on.

Telling my wife as she has more than one strap on

Hes too busy telling his wife something I would become obsessed

He is too obsessive

I prefer orange juice sorry"

More of a mango fan myself

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By *umagain58Man 1 week ago

London


"I don’t have a strap-on.

Telling my wife as she has more than one strap on

Hes too busy telling his wife something I would become obsessed

He is too obsessive

I prefer orange juice sorry

More of a mango fan myself "

Got him a bib for the juice

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By *dinMan 1 week ago

Birmingham

But he is hogging the thread 🤣

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By *umagain58Man 1 week ago

London


"But he is hogging the thread 🤣"

Am too busy perving as got a vacancy in Wednesday for hotel meet near Sunderland

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By *arrenhertsmanMan 1 week ago

Hatfield


"But he is hogging the thread 🤣"

He’s too busy counting thread posts

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By *hickthighs25Woman 1 week ago

Stockton


"But he is hogging the thread 🤣

He’s too busy counting thread posts"

Hes a superhero so hes busy

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By *umagain58Man 1 week ago

London


"But he is hogging the thread 🤣

He’s too busy counting thread posts"

Got another offer

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By *arrenhertsmanMan 1 week ago

Hatfield


"But he is hogging the thread 🤣

He’s too busy counting thread posts

Hes a superhero so hes busy "

Even superman can’t handle those wonderful thighs

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By *uperSalopian7 OP   Man 1 week ago

Shrewsbury

He found his kryptonite

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By *r Black 85Man 1 week ago

nottingham

I don't want to be number 8😎😎😎😎😎

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By *ilfdilf2017Couple 1 week ago

Nottingham


"I don't want to be number 8😎😎😎😎😎"

Your profiles not available...

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By *hunky GentMan 1 week ago

Stamford


"I don't want to be number 8😎😎😎😎😎

Your profiles not available..."

Im not in Nottingham often.

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By *rookedsmileMan 1 week ago

Derbyshire


"I don't want to be number 8😎😎😎😎😎

Your profiles not available...

Im not in Nottingham often. "

I spend too much time I nottingham.

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple 1 week ago

Wolverhampton


"I don't want to be number 8😎😎😎😎😎

Your profiles not available...

Im not in Nottingham often.

I spend too much time I nottingham."

Your smiles too crooked

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By *ineapplePixie69!Couple 1 week ago

Neverland/Wales

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By *uperSalopian7 OP   Man 1 week ago

Shrewsbury

Too mesmerised by your bum and legs 😍

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By *ilfdilf2017Couple 1 week ago

Nottingham


"I don't want to be number 8😎😎😎😎😎

Your profiles not available...

Im not in Nottingham often.

I spend too much time I nottingham.

Your smiles too crooked "

I...I'm struggling

Out of my league?

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By *hickthighs25Woman 1 week ago

Stockton


"Too mesmerised by your bum and legs 😍"

He stares too much

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By *hunky GentMan 1 week ago

Stamford


"Too mesmerised by your bum and legs 😍

He stares too much"

Im too old.

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By *uperSalopian7 OP   Man 1 week ago

Shrewsbury

I'm too busy giving foot rubs in another thread

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By *ineapplePixie69!Couple 1 week ago

Neverland/Wales


"I'm too busy giving foot rubs in another thread"

He is too busy, and I hate my feet being touched

✨️✨️✨️

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple 1 week ago

Wolverhampton


"I'm too busy giving foot rubs in another thread"

He's too busy rubbing other people's feet

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By *r BloMan 1 week ago

Stourbridge


"

He's too busy rubbing other people's feet"

She doesn't want to

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By *r Black 85Man 1 week ago

nottingham


"I'm too busy giving foot rubs in another thread

He's too busy rubbing other people's feet"

I'm not from the black country 😎😎😎😎😎

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By *ovetolick78Man 1 week ago

The Shire


"I'm too busy giving foot rubs in another thread

He's too busy rubbing other people's feet

I'm not from the black country 😎😎😎😎😎"

Don't do shadows

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By *hickthighs25Woman 1 week ago

Stockton


"I'm too busy giving foot rubs in another thread

He's too busy rubbing other people's feet

I'm not from the black country 😎😎😎😎😎

Don't do shadows "

He doesnt like peter pan

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple 1 week ago

Wolverhampton

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By *ovetolick78Man 1 week ago

The Shire


"I'm too busy giving foot rubs in another thread

He's too busy rubbing other people's feet

I'm not from the black country 😎😎😎😎😎

Don't do shadows

He doesnt like peter pan"

She never grew up

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple 1 week ago

Wolverhampton


"I'm too busy giving foot rubs in another thread

He's too busy rubbing other people's feet

I'm not from the black country 😎😎😎😎😎

Don't do shadows

He doesnt like peter pan

She never grew up "

Still can't think of a reason

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By *r BloMan 1 week ago

Stourbridge


"

She never grew up "

Doesn't stop licking

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By *ovetolick78Man 1 week ago

The Shire


"I'm too busy giving foot rubs in another thread

He's too busy rubbing other people's feet

I'm not from the black country 😎😎😎😎😎

Don't do shadows

He doesnt like peter pan

She never grew up

Still can't think of a reason "

She's not here right now!!

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By *hickthighs25Woman 1 week ago

Stockton


"I'm too busy giving foot rubs in another thread

He's too busy rubbing other people's feet

I'm not from the black country 😎😎😎😎😎

Don't do shadows

He doesnt like peter pan

She never grew up

Still can't think of a reason

She's not here right now!! "

Hes grumpy

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By *uperSalopian7 OP   Man 1 week ago

Shrewsbury

She's too upbeat

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By *ovetolick78Man 1 week ago

The Shire


"I'm too busy giving foot rubs in another thread

He's too busy rubbing other people's feet

I'm not from the black country 😎😎😎😎😎

Don't do shadows

He doesnt like peter pan

She never grew up

Still can't think of a reason

She's not here right now!!

Hes grumpy "

She's dopey

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By *hickthighs25Woman 1 week ago

Stockton


"I'm too busy giving foot rubs in another thread

He's too busy rubbing other people's feet

I'm not from the black country 😎😎😎😎😎

Don't do shadows

He doesnt like peter pan

She never grew up

Still can't think of a reason

She's not here right now!!

Hes grumpy

She's dopey "

Hes petty

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By *hunky GentMan 1 week ago

Stamford


"I'm too busy giving foot rubs in another thread

He's too busy rubbing other people's feet

I'm not from the black country 😎😎😎😎😎

Don't do shadows

He doesnt like peter pan

She never grew up

Still can't think of a reason

She's not here right now!!

Hes grumpy

She's dopey "

I'm snow white.

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple 1 week ago

Wolverhampton


"I'm too busy giving foot rubs in another thread

He's too busy rubbing other people's feet

I'm not from the black country 😎😎😎😎😎

Don't do shadows

He doesnt like peter pan

She never grew up

Still can't think of a reason

She's not here right now!!

Hes grumpy

She's dopey

I'm snow white. "

I'm not Prince charming

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By *ovetolick78Man 1 week ago

The Shire


"I'm too busy giving foot rubs in another thread

He's too busy rubbing other people's feet

I'm not from the black country 😎😎😎😎😎

Don't do shadows

He doesnt like peter pan

She never grew up

Still can't think of a reason

She's not here right now!!

Hes grumpy

She's dopey

I'm snow white.

I'm not Prince charming"

I'm a whicked witch

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By *hunky GentMan 1 week ago

Stamford


"I'm too busy giving foot rubs in another thread

He's too busy rubbing other people's feet

I'm not from the black country 😎😎😎😎😎

Don't do shadows

He doesnt like peter pan

She never grew up

Still can't think of a reason

She's not here right now!!

Hes grumpy

She's dopey

I'm snow white.

I'm not Prince charming

I'm a whicked witch "

I don't like his apples.

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By *hickthighs25Woman 1 week ago

Stockton


"I'm too busy giving foot rubs in another thread

He's too busy rubbing other people's feet

I'm not from the black country 😎😎😎😎😎

Don't do shadows

He doesnt like peter pan

She never grew up

Still can't think of a reason

She's not here right now!!

Hes grumpy

She's dopey

I'm snow white.

I'm not Prince charming

I'm a whicked witch "

Im too young 💃💃💃💃

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By *partacularMan 1 week ago

Edgbaston

You are too far away

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By *igboy12392Man 1 week ago

Gloucester

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By *morousCouple8Couple 1 week ago

Cumbria


"You are too far away"

Too spectacular

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By *uperSalopian7 OP   Man 1 week ago

Shrewsbury

I'm waiting for AmorousCouple9

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By *r BloMan 1 week ago

Stourbridge


"Too spectacular "

Too Amorous

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By *hickthighs25Woman 1 week ago

Stockton


"Too spectacular

Too Amorous "

Im waiting for mr suck

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By *arrenhertsmanMan 1 week ago

Hatfield


"Too spectacular

Too Amorous "

He’s doesn’t like amorous people

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By *arrenhertsmanMan 1 week ago

Hatfield


"Too spectacular

Too Amorous

Im waiting for mr suck"

I’m not mr suck … unfortunately

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By *ook321Man 1 week ago

Essex

Once you go black there is no going back

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple 1 week ago

Wolverhampton


"Once you go black there is no going back "

He's not coming back

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By *hunky GentMan 1 week ago

Stamford


"Once you go black there is no going back

He's not coming back "

Im too forward.

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By *ILTHYfantasiesBOROMan 1 week ago

Ttown

Because he's straight lol

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By *r BloMan 1 week ago

Stourbridge


"Once you go black there is no going back

He's not coming back

Im too forward. "

He's too forward

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By *peedyGMan 1 week ago

Telford


"Once you go black there is no going back

He's not coming back

Im too forward.

He's too forward "

I'm too backwards

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By *hickthighs25Woman 1 week ago

Stockton


"Once you go black there is no going back

He's not coming back

Im too forward.

He's too forward

I'm too backwards "

I prefer side to side

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By *hunky GentMan 1 week ago

Stamford


"Once you go black there is no going back

He's not coming back

Im too forward.

He's too forward

I'm too backwards

I prefer side to side "

I don't know that position

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By *uperSalopian7 OP   Man 1 week ago

Shrewsbury

He hasn't read the Kama Sutra

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By *hickthighs25Woman 1 week ago

Stockton


"He hasn't read the Kama Sutra"

Im still having a super lady wank

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By *morousCouple8Couple 1 week ago

Cumbria


"He hasn't read the Kama Sutra

Im still having a super lady wank "

She’s too busy wanking

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By *r BloMan 1 week ago

Stourbridge


"

She’s too busy wanking "

They're waiting on a wanker

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By *ustus5555Woman 1 week ago

Mansfield


"He hasn't read the Kama Sutra

Im still having a super lady wank

She’s too busy wanking "

Right now a really need 2 🤷

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By *uperSalopian7 OP   Man 1 week ago

Shrewsbury

He's impatient

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By *1992Man 1 week ago

Kettering

Not had enough drinks

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By *hickthighs25Woman 1 week ago

Stockton


"Not had enough drinks "

He needs to be d*unk

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By *ou345Woman 1 week ago

somewhere out there

I need an early night.

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By *abcouple1403Couple 1 week ago

Newcastle


"I need an early night. "

You’ve fallen asleep

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By *iciniumCouple 1 week ago

Birmingham


"I need an early night. "

We don't know where 'Somewhere out there' is (lame, we know!)

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By *uperSalopian7 OP   Man 1 week ago

Shrewsbury

They're too busy taking high quality profile pics

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple 1 week ago

Wolverhampton


"They're too busy taking high quality profile pics"

He's too busy perving their pics

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By *ife NinjaMan 1 week ago

Dunfermline


"They're too busy taking high quality profile pics

He's too busy perving their pics "

....well, I just would 🤓

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By *1992Man 1 week ago

Kettering

They cannot accommodate

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By *poolGuyMan 1 week ago

Liverpool

I'm having a tea cake

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By *hunky GentMan 1 week ago

Stamford


"They're too busy taking high quality profile pics

He's too busy perving their pics "

I mean nothing to her.

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By *y_journeyMan 1 week ago

newark


"They're too busy taking high quality profile pics

He's too busy perving their pics

I mean nothing to her. "

Blue underwear aint my bag

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By *umagain58Man 1 week ago

London


"They're too busy taking high quality profile pics

He's too busy perving their pics

I mean nothing to her.

Blue underwear aint my bag"

Always like in blue so you not for me

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By *hickthighs25Woman 1 week ago

Stockton


"They're too busy taking high quality profile pics

He's too busy perving their pics

I mean nothing to her.

Blue underwear aint my bag"

Blue underwear is my bag

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By *ancashireredheadWoman 1 week ago

Up North


"They're too busy taking high quality profile pics

He's too busy perving their pics

I mean nothing to her.

Blue underwear aint my bag

Blue underwear is my bag "

You use underwear as a bag

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By *attooboy100Man 1 week ago

Sedgley


"They're too busy taking high quality profile pics

He's too busy perving their pics

I mean nothing to her.

Blue underwear aint my bag

Blue underwear is my bag "

Your's is mine 😏

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By *1992Man 1 week ago

Kettering

He's not got any tits

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By *y_journeyMan 1 week ago

newark


"He's not got any tits "

He’s too buoyant

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By *hickthighs25Woman 1 week ago

Stockton


"He's not got any tits

He’s too buoyant"

Hes not a fan of my underwear

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By *ustus5555Woman 1 week ago

Mansfield


"He's not got any tits

He’s too buoyant"

He's to tall. 🤷

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By *ab_J25Man 1 week ago

Cockermouth

No buts… only absolutes 🥵

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By *iciniumCouple 1 week ago

Birmingham


"No buts… only absolutes 🥵"

You're from Cockermouth, we're from Cockinarse...it's not meant to be

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By *ab_J25Man 1 week ago

Cockermouth

I’d happily comply…

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By *urreyfun39Man 1 week ago

Gatwick


"No buts… only absolutes 🥵

You're from Cockermouth, we're from Cockinarse...it's not meant to be "

Can’t think of a reason not to!

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By *y_journeyMan 1 week ago

newark


"No buts… only absolutes 🥵

You're from Cockermouth, we're from Cockinarse...it's not meant to be

Can’t think of a reason not to!"

Too much aeroplane noise

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By *peedyGMan 1 week ago

Telford


"No buts… only absolutes 🥵

You're from Cockermouth, we're from Cockinarse...it's not meant to be

Can’t think of a reason not to!

Too much aeroplane noise "

His journey doesn't include me

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By *ovetolick78Man 1 week ago

The Shire


"No buts… only absolutes 🥵

You're from Cockermouth, we're from Cockinarse...it's not meant to be

Can’t think of a reason not to!

Too much aeroplane noise

His journey doesn't include me"

He's too quick to catch

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By *1992Man 1 week ago

Kettering

Im even slower

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By *hickthighs25Woman 1 week ago

Stockton


"Im even slower "

Sorry i only fuck 41993

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By *pril_888Woman 1 week ago

Cannock


"Im even slower

Sorry i only fuck 41993"

Your straight not bi x

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman 1 week ago

Manchester(ish).

I'm full of steak.

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By *y_journeyMan 1 week ago

newark


"I'm full of steak. "

My daily protein target has already been reached

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By *partacularMan 1 week ago

Edgbaston

im just a smalltown boy living in a lonely world

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By *hickthighs25Woman 1 week ago

Stockton


"im just a smalltown boy living in a lonely world"

🤣🤣🤣 hes too good at karaoke

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By *rown.studMan 1 week ago

Thornaby


"im just a smalltown boy living in a lonely world

🤣🤣🤣 hes too good at karaoke "

I don’t know what to sing

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By *uperSalopian7 OP   Man 1 week ago

Shrewsbury


"im just a smalltown boy living in a lonely world

🤣🤣🤣 hes too good at karaoke "

She won't be the Cher to my Meatloaf

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By *iciniumCouple 1 week ago

Birmingham


"im just a smalltown boy living in a lonely world

🤣🤣🤣 hes too good at karaoke

She won't be the Cher to my Meatloaf "

We're not fond of doughnuts

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By *hickthighs25Woman 1 week ago

Stockton

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By *y_journeyMan 1 week ago

newark


"im just a smalltown boy living in a lonely world

🤣🤣🤣 hes too good at karaoke

She won't be the Cher to my Meatloaf "

I won’t do that

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By *hickthighs25Woman 1 week ago

Stockton


"im just a smalltown boy living in a lonely world

🤣🤣🤣 hes too good at karaoke

She won't be the Cher to my Meatloaf

We're not fond of doughnuts "

They dont appreciate art 🤣

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By *uperSalopian7 OP   Man 1 week ago

Shrewsbury

I'm too busy taking pics that are worse than the doughnuts one

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By *ewbie1kenobiMan 1 week ago

ipswich

Because your a single guy, if you had a wife or partner/female id get me cock out, first come first serve

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By *y_journeyMan 1 week ago

newark


"Because your a single guy, if you had a wife or partner/female id get me cock out, first come first serve "

I got a migrane trying to read your comment

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By *partacularMan 1 week ago

Edgbaston

I don't stop believing it

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By *uperSalopian7 OP   Man 1 week ago

Shrewsbury

Gerard Butler voice "THIS IS NOT SPARTA"

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By *hickthighs25Woman 1 week ago

Stockton


"Gerard Butler voice "THIS IS NOT SPARTA" "

He shouts

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By *iciniumCouple 1 week ago

Birmingham


"I don't stop believing it"

we'll fill this out later

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By *morousCouple8Couple 1 week ago

Cumbria


"Gerard Butler voice "THIS IS NOT SPARTA" "

He’s too obsessed with Gerard butler

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By *ustus5555Woman 1 week ago

Mansfield


"Gerard Butler voice "THIS IS NOT SPARTA"

He’s too obsessed with Gerard butler "

Bums aren't thier thing. 🙏🙏🙏🤞🤞

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By *peedyGMan 1 week ago

Telford


"Gerard Butler voice "THIS IS NOT SPARTA"

He’s too obsessed with Gerard butler "

I'm not Gerard Butler

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By *arrenhertsmanMan 1 week ago

Hatfield


"Gerard Butler voice "THIS IS NOT SPARTA"

He’s too obsessed with Gerard butler

I'm not Gerard Butler"

He’s not Gerard butler

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By *y_journeyMan 1 week ago

newark


"Gerard Butler voice "THIS IS NOT SPARTA"

He’s too obsessed with Gerard butler

I'm not Gerard Butler

He’s not Gerard butler "

I am Gerard Butler

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By *partacularMan 1 week ago

Edgbaston

I am Spartacus

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By *hickthighs25Woman 1 week ago

Stockton


"I am Spartacus"

Because he didnt continue the lyrics to dont stop believing and it was making me.giggle

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By *arrenhertsmanMan 1 week ago

Hatfield


"I am Spartacus"

He’s doomed to die on a dross..

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By *y_journeyMan 1 week ago

newark


"I am Spartacus

Because he didnt continue the lyrics to dont stop believing and it was making me.giggle "

Too busy laughing

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By *hunky GentMan 1 week ago

Stamford


"I am Spartacus

Because he didnt continue the lyrics to dont stop believing and it was making me.giggle "

My singing voice is terrible 😩

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By *arrenhertsmanMan 1 week ago

Hatfield

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