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"I would but your in Shrowsbery" You take your socks off | |||
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"I'm just to bloody tired x" You can sleep after | |||
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"You can lick your own balls …. Lucky bastard " Overuse of ellipses (point proven in the above quote as well haha) | |||
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"You can lick your own balls …. Lucky bastard " You’re too busy trying to lick your own balls..z | |||
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"You can lick your own balls …. Lucky bastard You’re too busy trying to lick your own balls..z" 😆😆😆😆😆 | |||
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"He cums like an avalanche But his power lever is over 5000! | |||
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"He cums like an avalanche But you've got weaponry 😂 | |||
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"He cums like an avalanche Take your feet off that head board 😆😆😆 | |||
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"He cums like an avalanche Too demanding. | |||
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"He cums like an avalanche She’s too Dozy 😘 | |||
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"He cums like an avalanche I’m waiting for an avalanche | |||
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"He cums like an avalanche Dangerous when they cum… | |||
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"Too off his face on baps " 😆😆😆😆👍 | |||
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"I can't compete with the dildos she uses I don't know what salopian means 😔 | |||
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"He's too charming 👆" He talks to himself | |||
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"He's too charming 👆 He talks to himself " She doesn't like me 😭 | |||
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"He's too charming 👆 He talks to himself " 😂😂😂 she’s just too damn sexy 😏 | |||
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"He's too charming 👆 He talks to himself 😂😂😂 she’s just too damn sexy 😏" She doesn’t wanna do it in the bed | |||
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"He's too charming 👆 He talks to himself 😂😂😂 she’s just too damn sexy 😏 She doesn’t wanna do it in the bed" Your in Cardiff | |||
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"He's too charming 👆 He talks to himself 😂😂😂 she’s just too damn sexy 😏 She doesn’t wanna do it in the bed Your in Cardiff " your in Shropshire | |||
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"I’m making a boing video and drawing Harry Potter on my cock! " I’ve just put a pizza in the oven | |||
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"I’m making a boing video and drawing Harry Potter on my cock! I’ve just put a pizza in the oven " I'm off to the shops as she stole my tea | |||
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"I’m making a boing video and drawing Harry Potter on my cock! I’ve just put a pizza in the oven I'm off to the shops as she stole my tea" Ive gotta get to the gym, sorry bro | |||
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"I’m making a boing video and drawing Harry Potter on my cock! I’ve just put a pizza in the oven I'm off to the shops as she stole my tea Ive gotta get to the gym, sorry bro " His hats too big | |||
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"I’m making a boing video and drawing Harry Potter on my cock! I’ve just put a pizza in the oven I'm off to the shops as she stole my tea Ive gotta get to the gym, sorry bro His hats too big " In the butt | |||
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"I’m making a boing video and drawing Harry Potter on my cock! I’ve just put a pizza in the oven I'm off to the shops as she stole my tea Ive gotta get to the gym, sorry bro His hats too big In the butt" Your pics are fake | |||
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"I’m making a boing video and drawing Harry Potter on my cock! I’ve just put a pizza in the oven I'm off to the shops as she stole my tea Ive gotta get to the gym, sorry bro His hats too big In the butt Your pics are fake " Cumbria is way too far | |||
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"I’m making a boing video and drawing Harry Potter on my cock! I’ve just put a pizza in the oven I'm off to the shops as she stole my tea Ive gotta get to the gym, sorry bro His hats too big In the butt Your pics are fake " No, actually, I just would 🤭🔥🥷🤓 | |||
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"I’m making a boing video and drawing Harry Potter on my cock! I’ve just put a pizza in the oven I'm off to the shops as she stole my tea Ive gotta get to the gym, sorry bro His hats too big In the butt Your pics are fake " She’s takes ages to come out of the shower | |||
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"I’m making a boing video and drawing Harry Potter on my cock! I’ve just put a pizza in the oven I'm off to the shops as she stole my tea Ive gotta get to the gym, sorry bro His hats too big In the butt Your pics are fake " No buts. I’d definitely fuck you x | |||
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"I’m making a boing video and drawing Harry Potter on my cock! I’ve just put a pizza in the oven I'm off to the shops as she stole my tea Ive gotta get to the gym, sorry bro His hats too big In the butt Your pics are fake No buts. I’d definitely fuck you x " He doesn’t follow the rules | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 26/08/25 19:26:40]" The nes is superior sorry | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 26/08/25 19:26:40] The nes is superior sorry Hes too picky | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 26/08/25 19:26:40] The nes is superior sorry She’s straight | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 26/08/25 19:26:40] The nes is superior sorry Well this one was hard, erm the car broke down | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 26/08/25 19:26:40] The nes is superior sorry You not looking for single guys | |||
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"I prefer mint choc chip You’re “not very experienced” | |||
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"I prefer mint choc chip Can't think of a reason not to. | |||
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"I prefer mint choc chip Your too far away from me | |||
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"I prefer mint choc chip Sounds like you are afraid of ladies with curves 🤣 | |||
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"I prefer mint choc chip We left the oven on, no other reason lol | |||
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"I prefer mint choc chip They would cause an accident | |||
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"I prefer mint choc chip Absolutely not they are amazing any idiot can drive a straight line but it takes an expert to handle curves 😉 | |||
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"I prefer mint choc chip Hes a shy vanilla guy | |||
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"I prefer mint choc chip Cant view your profile | |||
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"You are tooooo big for me😎😎😎😎😎" He cant take my chopper | |||
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"You are tooooo big for me😎😎😎😎😎 He cant take my chopper " She's too quick witted - can't cope with the competition | |||
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"You are tooooo big for me😎😎😎😎😎 He cant take my chopper She's too quick witted - can't cope with the competition " I wouldnt be able to stay away | |||
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"You are tooooo big for me😎😎😎😎😎 He cant take my chopper She's too quick witted - can't cope with the competition I wouldnt be able to stay away " You are too far away | |||
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"You are tooooo big for me😎😎😎😎😎 He cant take my chopper She's too quick witted - can't cope with the competition I wouldnt be able to stay away You are too far away " To young | |||
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"You are tooooo big for me😎😎😎😎😎 He cant take my chopper She's too quick witted - can't cope with the competition I wouldnt be able to stay away You are too far away " Were you live sounds similar to arnica which is a piles cream and its putting me off tbh | |||
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"You are tooooo big for me😎😎😎😎😎 He cant take my chopper She's too quick witted - can't cope with the competition I wouldnt be able to stay away You are too far away Were you live sounds similar to arnica which is a piles cream and its putting me off tbh " You use bruise relief cream on piles 😜 | |||
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"I prefer The Gentleman 85" He prefers gentlemen | |||
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"I prefer The Gentleman 85 He prefers gentlemen" But, oh for fucks sake why do i have something else that i HAVE to do! it could've been any other day than this day! Sorry Thickthigh's | |||
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"I heard you had a foot fetish so therefore, I couldn’t satisfy you… …as mines is only 11.5 inches " He’s blocking my route to Thickthighs 😁 | |||
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"I heard you had a foot fetish so therefore, I couldn’t satisfy you… …as mines is only 11.5 inches He’s blocking my route to Thickthighs 😁" I’m shaving | |||
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"I heard you had a foot fetish so therefore, I couldn’t satisfy you… …as mines is only 11.5 inches He’s blocking my route to Thickthighs 😁 I’m shaving " I don't like the sight of blood. | |||
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"I heard you had a foot fetish so therefore, I couldn’t satisfy you… …as mines is only 11.5 inches He’s blocking my route to Thickthighs 😁 I’m shaving I don't like the sight of blood." She has a weak stomach | |||
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"I heard you had a foot fetish so therefore, I couldn’t satisfy you… …as mines is only 11.5 inches He’s blocking my route to Thickthighs 😁 I’m shaving I don't like the sight of blood. She has a weak stomach " Id rather have a cider with you 🤷 | |||
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"I heard you had a foot fetish so therefore, I couldn’t satisfy you… …as mines is only 11.5 inches He’s blocking my route to Thickthighs 😁 I’m shaving I don't like the sight of blood. She has a weak stomach Id rather have a cider with you 🤷" Cider makes me angry! | |||
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"I heard you had a foot fetish so therefore, I couldn’t satisfy you… …as mines is only 11.5 inches He’s blocking my route to Thickthighs 😁 I’m shaving I don't like the sight of blood. She has a weak stomach Id rather have a cider with you 🤷 Cider makes me angry!" I do like her when she’s angry | |||
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"I heard you had a foot fetish so therefore, I couldn’t satisfy you… …as mines is only 11.5 inches He’s blocking my route to Thickthighs 😁 I’m shaving I don't like the sight of blood. She has a weak stomach Id rather have a cider with you 🤷 Cider makes me angry! I do like her when she’s angry" Has a weird fetish | |||
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"Miles away " Miles more away | |||
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"Miles away Miles more away Doesn’t like to travel | |||
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"Miles away Miles more away Hes too tasty id eat him | |||
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"He's a bit awkward." She might slap me with a giant perch 😘 | |||
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"Miles away Miles more away Both straight | |||
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"He's a bit awkward." Well this wasn't for you Tasty! | |||
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"Miles away Miles more away She’s turned cannibal 😱 | |||
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"Miles away Miles more away Friends with a cannibal! | |||
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"Miles away Miles more away Hes straight. We only see bi men | |||
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"Miles away Miles more away Well, you kinda said it for me 🤷 | |||
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"Miles away Miles more away Too far away 😥 | |||
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"It’s not the distance your just not the right Gender " Miles away | |||
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"He's a bit awkward." But your so horny id need to have a wank first to make the fun last longer lol x | |||
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"It’s not the distance your just not the right Gender Miles away " I would want to eat those marshmallows as well for the energy | |||
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"It’s not the distance your just not the right Gender Miles away I would want to eat those marshmallows as well for the energy " I ain't sharing my marshmallows | |||
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"It’s not the distance your just not the right Gender Miles away I would want to eat those marshmallows as well for the energy I ain't sharing my marshmallows" Im actually lying through my teeth when I say theres a but | |||
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"It’s not the distance your just not the right Gender Miles away I would want to eat those marshmallows as well for the energy I ain't sharing my marshmallows Im actually lying through my teeth when I say theres a but " You don’t play the game right! | |||
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"It’s not the distance your just not the right Gender Miles away I would want to eat those marshmallows as well for the energy I ain't sharing my marshmallows Im actually lying through my teeth when I say theres a but You don’t play the game right!" YOU JUST MADE ME LOSE THE GAME | |||
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"It’s not the distance your just not the right Gender Miles away I would want to eat those marshmallows as well for the energy I ain't sharing my marshmallows Im actually lying through my teeth when I say theres a but You don’t play the game right! YOU JUST MADE ME LOSE THE GAME " He might think I’m a Gert Twat 😂😂😂 | |||
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"It’s not the distance your just not the right Gender Miles away I would want to eat those marshmallows as well for the energy I ain't sharing my marshmallows Im actually lying through my teeth when I say theres a but You don’t play the game right! YOU JUST MADE ME LOSE THE GAME " I only like winners | |||
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"It’s not the distance your just not the right Gender Miles away I would want to eat those marshmallows as well for the energy I ain't sharing my marshmallows Im actually lying through my teeth when I say theres a but You don’t play the game right! YOU JUST MADE ME LOSE THE GAME I only like winners " I only like titties on women | |||
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"It’s not the distance your just not the right Gender Miles away I would want to eat those marshmallows as well for the energy I ain't sharing my marshmallows Im actually lying through my teeth when I say theres a but You don’t play the game right! YOU JUST MADE ME LOSE THE GAME I only like winners I only like titties on women " He don't like my tits | |||
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"It’s not the distance your just not the right Gender Miles away I would want to eat those marshmallows as well for the energy I ain't sharing my marshmallows Im actually lying through my teeth when I say theres a but You don’t play the game right! YOU JUST MADE ME LOSE THE GAME I only like winners I only like titties on women He don't like my tits" Too busy looking at the lads tits | |||
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"It’s not the distance your just not the right Gender Miles away I would want to eat those marshmallows as well for the energy I ain't sharing my marshmallows" Oh ok I will bring my own for us to share | |||
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"It’s not the distance your just not the right Gender Miles away I would want to eat those marshmallows as well for the energy I ain't sharing my marshmallows Im actually lying through my teeth when I say theres a but You don’t play the game right! YOU JUST MADE ME LOSE THE GAME I only like winners I only like titties on women He don't like my tits Too busy looking at the lads tits " I have no viable reason. Guess I suck at this game lol | |||
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"It’s not the distance your just not the right Gender Miles away I would want to eat those marshmallows as well for the energy I ain't sharing my marshmallows Oh ok I will bring my own for us to share " Im really sorry. But im kinda distracted by the couple above you | |||
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"It’s not the distance your just not the right Gender Miles away I would want to eat those marshmallows as well for the energy I ain't sharing my marshmallows Oh ok I will bring my own for us to share Im really sorry. But im kinda distracted by the couple above you He always add sugar to my tea | |||
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"It’s not the distance your just not the right Gender Miles away I would want to eat those marshmallows as well for the energy I ain't sharing my marshmallows Oh ok I will bring my own for us to share Im really sorry. But im kinda distracted by the couple above you I'm more of a milk drinker 😎😎😎😎😎 | |||
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"It’s not the distance your just not the right Gender Miles away I would want to eat those marshmallows as well for the energy I ain't sharing my marshmallows Oh ok I will bring my own for us to share Im really sorry. But im kinda distracted by the couple above you He likes it milky | |||
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"It’s not the distance your just not the right Gender Miles away I would want to eat those marshmallows as well for the energy I ain't sharing my marshmallows Oh ok I will bring my own for us to share Im really sorry. But im kinda distracted by the couple above you People make her angry 😉 | |||
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"Your profile says you’re straight. And so does mine " I would but you have a small looking remote so 🤷🏼♀️ J x | |||
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"Your profile says you’re straight. And so does mine I would but you have a small looking remote so 🤷🏼♀️ J x" You've already turned me down. | |||
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"Your profile says you’re straight. And so does mine I would but you have a small looking remote so 🤷🏼♀️ J x You've already turned me down. I am friend zoned | |||
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"We don't support the same football teams x" Hes too posh for me | |||
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"We don't support the same football teams x Hes too posh for me " She seems like trouble. | |||
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"We don't support the same football teams x Hes too posh for me " Too good for me 😅 | |||
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"He's in the wrong country I'm not sure I tick your boxes | |||
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"He's in the wrong country He's a 🧸 I'd just cuddle him | |||
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"He's in the wrong country He has the voting system all wrong... J x | |||
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"He's in the wrong country Your arms wouldn't fit around me. Lol | |||
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"He's in the wrong country I'd settle for that although I think it would fit better if I was big spoon and you were the little one | |||
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"He's in the wrong country They would around me | |||
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"He's in the wrong country He has arms around him | |||
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"He's in the wrong country I'm afraid it might get weird | |||
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"He's in the wrong country Hes too busy on an adventure | |||
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"He's in the wrong country She's to hot 🔥 | |||
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"We are tired and off to bed " Not allowed to join | |||
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"We are tired and off to bed Not allowed to join" Too shy | |||
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"We are tired and off to bed Not allowed to join Too shy " Too far | |||
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"We are tired and off to bed Not allowed to join Too shy " Too friendly. | |||
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"We are tired and off to bed Not allowed to join Too shy " Won't give me chance to prove you wrong | |||
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"We are tired and off to bed Not allowed to join Too shy Too friendly. Too manly | |||
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"You have a cock lol" You've a bad taste in telly programmes | |||
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"I'm too sleepy 😴" Nodded off in your arms instead | |||
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"I'm too sleepy 😴 Nodded off in your arms instead She hates it when I tickle her. | |||
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"He’s not acknowledging the real Gent" He's a real gent | |||
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"You have man parts 🤣" I’m only interested in baps | |||
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"You have man parts 🤣 I’m only interested in baps" . Shame your a bloke | |||
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"You're missing an apostrophe. " You are far too dark for me 😎😎😎😎😎 | |||
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"You like cups too much " Too far for me | |||
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"He gives up too easily! 😉" You 200 miles away | |||
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