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By *uperSalopian7 OP   Man 43 weeks ago

Parts Unknown

Find a reason why you wouldn't fuck the person above.

Remember it's just a bit of fun. Keep it friendly and humorous

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By *oucankeepyoursocksonMan 43 weeks ago

Here n there

I would but your in Shrowsbery

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By (user no longer on site) 43 weeks ago


"I would but your in Shrowsbery"

You take your socks off

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By *havennaturistsCouple 43 weeks ago

Banff

I would, but I have a serious sock fetish.

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By *uperSalopian7 OP   Man 43 weeks ago

Parts Unknown

I prefer hairy

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By *aphunterMan 43 weeks ago

horsham

I need baps

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By *rchie300Man 43 weeks ago

Hamworthy

Because you need baps

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By *etwife8230Couple 43 weeks ago

Newport

I'm just to bloody tired x

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By *aphunterMan 43 weeks ago

horsham


"I'm just to bloody tired x"

You can sleep after

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By *oeBiggs321Man 43 weeks ago

Reading

You’re too busy hunting baps

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By *rchie300Man 43 weeks ago

Hamworthy

You can lick your own balls …. Lucky bastard

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By *eastAndBunsCouple 43 weeks ago

Dorset / Dorchester


"You can lick your own balls …. Lucky bastard "

Overuse of ellipses (point proven in the above quote as well haha)

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By *morousCouple8Couple 43 weeks ago

Cumbria


"You can lick your own balls …. Lucky bastard "

You’re too busy trying to lick your own balls..z

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By *aphunterMan 43 weeks ago

horsham


"You can lick your own balls …. Lucky bastard

You’re too busy trying to lick your own balls..z"

😆😆😆😆😆

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By *aveed74Man 43 weeks ago

It came off in my hands

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By *valanche1001Man 43 weeks ago

Leeds

I’m abstaining till the weekend 😏

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By *uperSalopian7 OP   Man 43 weeks ago

Parts Unknown

He cums like an avalanche

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By *egoMan 43 weeks ago

Preston


"He cums like an avalanche "

But his power lever is over 5000!

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By *uchessdoeWoman 43 weeks ago

Northampton


"He cums like an avalanche

But his power lever is over 5000!"

But you've got weaponry 😂

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By *aphunterMan 43 weeks ago

horsham


"He cums like an avalanche

But his power lever is over 5000!

But you've got weaponry 😂"

Take your feet off that head board 😆😆😆

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By *aizyWoman 43 weeks ago

west midlands


"He cums like an avalanche

But his power lever is over 5000!

But you've got weaponry 😂

Take your feet off that head board 😆😆😆"

Too demanding.

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By *aphunterMan 43 weeks ago

horsham


"He cums like an avalanche

But his power lever is over 5000!

But you've got weaponry 😂

Take your feet off that head board 😆😆😆

Too demanding."

She’s too Dozy 😘

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By *morousCouple8Couple 43 weeks ago

Cumbria


"He cums like an avalanche

But his power lever is over 5000!

But you've got weaponry 😂

Take your feet off that head board 😆😆😆

Too demanding.

She’s too Dozy 😘"

I’m waiting for an avalanche

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By *aphunterMan 43 weeks ago

horsham


"He cums like an avalanche

But his power lever is over 5000!

But you've got weaponry 😂

Take your feet off that head board 😆😆😆

Too demanding.

She’s too Dozy 😘

I’m waiting for an avalanche "

Dangerous when they cum…

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By *uchessdoeWoman 43 weeks ago

Northampton

Too off his face on baps

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By *uffinandTheJokerCouple 43 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

Too posh for me

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By *uperSalopian7 OP   Man 43 weeks ago

Parts Unknown

I can't compete with the dildos she uses

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By *aphunterMan 43 weeks ago

horsham

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By *aphunterMan 43 weeks ago

horsham


"Too off his face on baps "

😆😆😆😆👍

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By *uchessdoeWoman 43 weeks ago

Northampton


"I can't compete with the dildos she uses "

I don't know what salopian means 😔

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By *KTim61Man 43 weeks ago

Tipton

I'm above the Age group that you are after

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By *uperSalopian7 OP   Man 43 weeks ago

Parts Unknown

He's too experienced and distinguished for me

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By *uperSalopian7 OP   Man 42 weeks ago

Parts Unknown

He's too charming 👆

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago


"He's too charming 👆"

He talks to himself

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By *oucankeepyoursocksonMan 42 weeks ago

Here n there


"He's too charming 👆

He talks to himself "

She doesn't like me 😭

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By *eriScotMan 42 weeks ago

Scottish Borders


"He's too charming 👆

He talks to himself "

😂😂😂 she’s just too damn sexy 😏

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By *ack 55530Man 42 weeks ago

cardiff


"He's too charming 👆

He talks to himself

😂😂😂 she’s just too damn sexy 😏"

She doesn’t wanna do it in the bed

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago


"He's too charming 👆

He talks to himself

😂😂😂 she’s just too damn sexy 😏

She doesn’t wanna do it in the bed"

Your in Cardiff

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By *hyguyvanilla1978Man 42 weeks ago

Northampton


"He's too charming 👆

He talks to himself

😂😂😂 she’s just too damn sexy 😏

She doesn’t wanna do it in the bed

Your in Cardiff "

your in Shropshire

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By *quirrel!Man 42 weeks ago

Wirral

I’m making a boing video and drawing Harry Potter on my cock!

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By *rinceless PrincessWoman 42 weeks ago

Gloucester


"I’m making a boing video and drawing Harry Potter on my cock! "

I’ve just put a pizza in the oven

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago


"I’m making a boing video and drawing Harry Potter on my cock!

I’ve just put a pizza in the oven "

I'm off to the shops as she stole my tea

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By *morousAvocadoMan 42 weeks ago

Somerset


"I’m making a boing video and drawing Harry Potter on my cock!

I’ve just put a pizza in the oven

I'm off to the shops as she stole my tea"

Ive gotta get to the gym, sorry bro

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By *vaRoseWoman 42 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork


"I’m making a boing video and drawing Harry Potter on my cock!

I’ve just put a pizza in the oven

I'm off to the shops as she stole my tea

Ive gotta get to the gym, sorry bro "

His hats too big

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago


"I’m making a boing video and drawing Harry Potter on my cock!

I’ve just put a pizza in the oven

I'm off to the shops as she stole my tea

Ive gotta get to the gym, sorry bro

His hats too big "

In the butt

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By *morousCouple8Couple 42 weeks ago

Cumbria


"I’m making a boing video and drawing Harry Potter on my cock!

I’ve just put a pizza in the oven

I'm off to the shops as she stole my tea

Ive gotta get to the gym, sorry bro

His hats too big

In the butt"

Your pics are fake

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By *ant...stay...awayCouple 42 weeks ago

South Wales


"I’m making a boing video and drawing Harry Potter on my cock!

I’ve just put a pizza in the oven

I'm off to the shops as she stole my tea

Ive gotta get to the gym, sorry bro

His hats too big

In the butt

Your pics are fake "

Cumbria is way too far

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By *ife NinjaMan 42 weeks ago

Dunfermline/Leeds


"I’m making a boing video and drawing Harry Potter on my cock!

I’ve just put a pizza in the oven

I'm off to the shops as she stole my tea

Ive gotta get to the gym, sorry bro

His hats too big

In the butt

Your pics are fake "

No, actually, I just would 🤭🔥🥷🤓

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By *ack 55530Man 42 weeks ago

cardiff


"I’m making a boing video and drawing Harry Potter on my cock!

I’ve just put a pizza in the oven

I'm off to the shops as she stole my tea

Ive gotta get to the gym, sorry bro

His hats too big

In the butt

Your pics are fake "

She’s takes ages to come out of the shower

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By *pentoanythingMan 42 weeks ago

Rotherhsm


"I’m making a boing video and drawing Harry Potter on my cock!

I’ve just put a pizza in the oven

I'm off to the shops as she stole my tea

Ive gotta get to the gym, sorry bro

His hats too big

In the butt

Your pics are fake "

No buts. I’d definitely fuck you x

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By *rinceless PrincessWoman 42 weeks ago

Gloucester


"I’m making a boing video and drawing Harry Potter on my cock!

I’ve just put a pizza in the oven

I'm off to the shops as she stole my tea

Ive gotta get to the gym, sorry bro

His hats too big

In the butt

Your pics are fake

No buts. I’d definitely fuck you x "

He doesn’t follow the rules

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By *nesCouple 42 weeks ago

Milton Keynes, city of dreams

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By *morousAvocadoMan 42 weeks ago

Somerset


"[Removed by poster at 26/08/25 19:26:40]"

The nes is superior sorry

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago


"[Removed by poster at 26/08/25 19:26:40]

The nes is superior sorry "

Hes too picky

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By *morousCouple8Couple 42 weeks ago

Cumbria


"[Removed by poster at 26/08/25 19:26:40]

The nes is superior sorry

Hes too picky "

She’s straight

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By *DoRe181Couple 42 weeks ago

Huddersfield


"[Removed by poster at 26/08/25 19:26:40]

The nes is superior sorry

Hes too picky "

Well this one was hard, erm the car broke down

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By *hyguyvanilla1978Man 42 weeks ago

Northampton


"[Removed by poster at 26/08/25 19:26:40]

The nes is superior sorry

Hes too picky

Well this one was hard, erm the car broke down"

You not looking for single guys

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By *uperSalopian7 OP   Man 42 weeks ago

Parts Unknown

I prefer mint choc chip

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By *morousCouple8Couple 42 weeks ago

Cumbria


"I prefer mint choc chip "

You’re “not very experienced”

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By *oucankeepyoursocksonMan 42 weeks ago

Here n there


"I prefer mint choc chip

You’re “not very experienced” "

Can't think of a reason not to.

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By *hyguyvanilla1978Man 42 weeks ago

Northampton


"I prefer mint choc chip

You’re “not very experienced” "

Your too far away from me

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By *morousCouple8Couple 42 weeks ago

Cumbria


"I prefer mint choc chip

You’re “not very experienced”

Your too far away from me "

Sounds like you are afraid of ladies with curves 🤣

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By *DoRe181Couple 42 weeks ago

Huddersfield


"I prefer mint choc chip

You’re “not very experienced”

Your too far away from me

Sounds like you are afraid of ladies with curves 🤣"

We left the oven on, no other reason lol

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago


"I prefer mint choc chip

You’re “not very experienced”

Your too far away from me

Sounds like you are afraid of ladies with curves 🤣

We left the oven on, no other reason lol"

They would cause an accident

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By *hyguyvanilla1978Man 42 weeks ago

Northampton


"I prefer mint choc chip

You’re “not very experienced”

Your too far away from me

Sounds like you are afraid of ladies with curves 🤣"

Absolutely not they are amazing any idiot can drive a straight line but it takes an expert to handle curves 😉

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By *rinceless PrincessWoman 42 weeks ago

Gloucester


"I prefer mint choc chip

You’re “not very experienced”

Your too far away from me

Sounds like you are afraid of ladies with curves 🤣

Absolutely not they are amazing any idiot can drive a straight line but it takes an expert to handle curves 😉 "

Hes a shy vanilla guy

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By *ung-stallionMan 42 weeks ago

Manchester


"I prefer mint choc chip

You’re “not very experienced”

Your too far away from me

Sounds like you are afraid of ladies with curves 🤣

Absolutely not they are amazing any idiot can drive a straight line but it takes an expert to handle curves 😉

Hes a shy vanilla guy "

Cant view your profile

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago

You are tooooo big for me😎😎😎😎😎

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago


"You are tooooo big for me😎😎😎😎😎"

He cant take my chopper

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By *uperSalopian7 OP   Man 42 weeks ago

Parts Unknown

I'm watching the cricket 🏏

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By *ant...stay...awayCouple 42 weeks ago

South Wales


"You are tooooo big for me😎😎😎😎😎

He cant take my chopper "

She's too quick witted - can't cope with the competition

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago


"You are tooooo big for me😎😎😎😎😎

He cant take my chopper

She's too quick witted - can't cope with the competition "

I wouldnt be able to stay away

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By *immy0169Man 42 weeks ago

larnaca


"You are tooooo big for me😎😎😎😎😎

He cant take my chopper

She's too quick witted - can't cope with the competition

I wouldnt be able to stay away "

You are too far away

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By *uddling specialistMan 42 weeks ago

colchester


"You are tooooo big for me😎😎😎😎😎

He cant take my chopper

She's too quick witted - can't cope with the competition

I wouldnt be able to stay away

You are too far away "

To young

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago


"You are tooooo big for me😎😎😎😎😎

He cant take my chopper

She's too quick witted - can't cope with the competition

I wouldnt be able to stay away

You are too far away "

Were you live sounds similar to arnica which is a piles cream and its putting me off tbh

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By *morousCouple8Couple 42 weeks ago

Cumbria


"You are tooooo big for me😎😎😎😎😎

He cant take my chopper

She's too quick witted - can't cope with the competition

I wouldnt be able to stay away

You are too far away

Were you live sounds similar to arnica which is a piles cream and its putting me off tbh "

You use bruise relief cream on piles 😜

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By *he Gentleman 84Man 42 weeks ago

North East

The Mrs would want to come back for more 👌🏻

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By *uperSalopian7 OP   Man 42 weeks ago

Parts Unknown

I prefer The Gentleman 85

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago


"I prefer The Gentleman 85"

He prefers gentlemen

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By *morousAvocadoMan 42 weeks ago

Somerset


"I prefer The Gentleman 85

He prefers gentlemen"

But, oh for fucks sake why do i have something else that i HAVE to do! it could've been any other day than this day!

Sorry Thickthigh's

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By *heFab-and-TheFuriousMan 42 weeks ago

glasgow

I heard you had a foot fetish so therefore, I couldn’t satisfy you…

…as mines is only 11.5 inches

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By *sLillyMrWolfeCouple 42 weeks ago

near you...

Your cock is frightening...

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By *tannersMan 42 weeks ago

stanley


"I heard you had a foot fetish so therefore, I couldn’t satisfy you…

…as mines is only 11.5 inches "

He’s blocking my route to Thickthighs 😁

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By *ace400Man 42 weeks ago

near knock


"I heard you had a foot fetish so therefore, I couldn’t satisfy you…

…as mines is only 11.5 inches

He’s blocking my route to Thickthighs 😁"

I’m shaving

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By *uzzieboyMan 42 weeks ago

Somerset

I’m washing my hair lol 😂

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By *aizyWoman 42 weeks ago

west midlands


"I heard you had a foot fetish so therefore, I couldn’t satisfy you…

…as mines is only 11.5 inches

He’s blocking my route to Thickthighs 😁

I’m shaving "

I don't like the sight of blood.

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago


"I heard you had a foot fetish so therefore, I couldn’t satisfy you…

…as mines is only 11.5 inches

He’s blocking my route to Thickthighs 😁

I’m shaving

I don't like the sight of blood."

She has a weak stomach

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago

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By *morousAvocadoMan 42 weeks ago

Somerset


"I heard you had a foot fetish so therefore, I couldn’t satisfy you…

…as mines is only 11.5 inches

He’s blocking my route to Thickthighs 😁

I’m shaving

I don't like the sight of blood.

She has a weak stomach "

Id rather have a cider with you 🤷

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By *aizyWoman 42 weeks ago

west midlands


"I heard you had a foot fetish so therefore, I couldn’t satisfy you…

…as mines is only 11.5 inches

He’s blocking my route to Thickthighs 😁

I’m shaving

I don't like the sight of blood.

She has a weak stomach

Id rather have a cider with you 🤷"

Cider makes me angry!

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By *tannersMan 42 weeks ago

stanley


"I heard you had a foot fetish so therefore, I couldn’t satisfy you…

…as mines is only 11.5 inches

He’s blocking my route to Thickthighs 😁

I’m shaving

I don't like the sight of blood.

She has a weak stomach

Id rather have a cider with you 🤷

Cider makes me angry!"

I do like her when she’s angry

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago


"I heard you had a foot fetish so therefore, I couldn’t satisfy you…

…as mines is only 11.5 inches

He’s blocking my route to Thickthighs 😁

I’m shaving

I don't like the sight of blood.

She has a weak stomach

Id rather have a cider with you 🤷

Cider makes me angry!

I do like her when she’s angry"

Has a weird fetish

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By *allwirral995Man 42 weeks ago

Wirral

I’d fuck you but you’ve got blue pants

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago

Taller than me!

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By *issMeKate2Woman 42 weeks ago

near the river medway

Miles away

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By *wkwardly yoursMan 42 weeks ago

Tighnabruaich


"Miles away "

Miles more away

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By *asty tatsyMan 42 weeks ago

london


"Miles away

Miles more away "

Doesn’t like to travel

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By *aizyWoman 42 weeks ago

west midlands

He's a bit awkward.

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago


"Miles away

Miles more away

Doesn’t like to travel "

Hes too tasty id eat him

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By *tannersMan 42 weeks ago

stanley


"He's a bit awkward."

She might slap me with a giant perch 😘

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By *issMeKate2Woman 42 weeks ago

near the river medway


"Miles away

Miles more away

Doesn’t like to travel

Hes too tasty id eat him"

Both straight

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By *aizyWoman 42 weeks ago

west midlands


"He's a bit awkward."

Well this wasn't for you Tasty!

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By *tannersMan 42 weeks ago

stanley


"Miles away

Miles more away

Doesn’t like to travel

Hes too tasty id eat him"

She’s turned cannibal 😱

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By *morousCouple8Couple 42 weeks ago

Cumbria


"Miles away

Miles more away

Doesn’t like to travel

Hes too tasty id eat him

She’s turned cannibal 😱"

Friends with a cannibal!

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago


"Miles away

Miles more away

Doesn’t like to travel

Hes too tasty id eat him

She’s turned cannibal 😱"

Hes straight. We only see bi men

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By *morousAvocadoMan 42 weeks ago

Somerset


"Miles away

Miles more away

Doesn’t like to travel

Hes too tasty id eat him

She’s turned cannibal 😱

Hes straight. We only see bi men"

Well, you kinda said it for me 🤷

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By *piping-hot.Man 42 weeks ago

Aldershot & Paisley


"Miles away

Miles more away

Doesn’t like to travel

Hes too tasty id eat him

She’s turned cannibal 😱

Hes straight. We only see bi men"

Too far away 😥

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By *he Gentleman 84Man 42 weeks ago

North East

It’s not the distance your just not the right Gender

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By *issMeKate2Woman 42 weeks ago

near the river medway


"It’s not the distance your just not the right Gender "

Miles away

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago


"He's a bit awkward."

But your so horny id need to have a wank first to make the fun last longer lol x

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By *ace400Man 42 weeks ago

near knock


"It’s not the distance your just not the right Gender

Miles away "

I would want to eat those marshmallows as well for the energy

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By *aizyWoman 42 weeks ago

west midlands


"It’s not the distance your just not the right Gender

Miles away

I would want to eat those marshmallows as well for the energy "

I ain't sharing my marshmallows

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By *morousAvocadoMan 42 weeks ago

Somerset


"It’s not the distance your just not the right Gender

Miles away

I would want to eat those marshmallows as well for the energy

I ain't sharing my marshmallows"

Im actually lying through my teeth when I say theres a but

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By *morousCouple8Couple 42 weeks ago

Cumbria


"It’s not the distance your just not the right Gender

Miles away

I would want to eat those marshmallows as well for the energy

I ain't sharing my marshmallows

Im actually lying through my teeth when I say theres a but "

You don’t play the game right!

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By *dible_KinkCouple 42 weeks ago

inverness

He lies through his teeth

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By *morousAvocadoMan 42 weeks ago

Somerset


"It’s not the distance your just not the right Gender

Miles away

I would want to eat those marshmallows as well for the energy

I ain't sharing my marshmallows

Im actually lying through my teeth when I say theres a but

You don’t play the game right!"

YOU JUST MADE ME LOSE THE GAME

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By *tannersMan 42 weeks ago

stanley


"It’s not the distance your just not the right Gender

Miles away

I would want to eat those marshmallows as well for the energy

I ain't sharing my marshmallows

Im actually lying through my teeth when I say theres a but

You don’t play the game right!

YOU JUST MADE ME LOSE THE GAME "

He might think I’m a Gert Twat 😂😂😂

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By *asty tatsyMan 42 weeks ago

london


"It’s not the distance your just not the right Gender

Miles away

I would want to eat those marshmallows as well for the energy

I ain't sharing my marshmallows

Im actually lying through my teeth when I say theres a but

You don’t play the game right!

YOU JUST MADE ME LOSE THE GAME "

I only like winners

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By *morousAvocadoMan 42 weeks ago

Somerset


"It’s not the distance your just not the right Gender

Miles away

I would want to eat those marshmallows as well for the energy

I ain't sharing my marshmallows

Im actually lying through my teeth when I say theres a but

You don’t play the game right!

YOU JUST MADE ME LOSE THE GAME

I only like winners "

I only like titties on women

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago


"It’s not the distance your just not the right Gender

Miles away

I would want to eat those marshmallows as well for the energy

I ain't sharing my marshmallows

Im actually lying through my teeth when I say theres a but

You don’t play the game right!

YOU JUST MADE ME LOSE THE GAME

I only like winners

I only like titties on women "

He don't like my tits

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By *morousCouple8Couple 42 weeks ago

Cumbria


"It’s not the distance your just not the right Gender

Miles away

I would want to eat those marshmallows as well for the energy

I ain't sharing my marshmallows

Im actually lying through my teeth when I say theres a but

You don’t play the game right!

YOU JUST MADE ME LOSE THE GAME

I only like winners

I only like titties on women

He don't like my tits"

Too busy looking at the lads tits

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By *ace400Man 42 weeks ago

near knock


"It’s not the distance your just not the right Gender

Miles away

I would want to eat those marshmallows as well for the energy

I ain't sharing my marshmallows"

Oh ok I will bring my own for us to share

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By *tannersMan 42 weeks ago

stanley


"It’s not the distance your just not the right Gender

Miles away

I would want to eat those marshmallows as well for the energy

I ain't sharing my marshmallows

Im actually lying through my teeth when I say theres a but

You don’t play the game right!

YOU JUST MADE ME LOSE THE GAME

I only like winners

I only like titties on women

He don't like my tits

Too busy looking at the lads tits "

I have no viable reason. Guess I suck at this game lol

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By *morousAvocadoMan 42 weeks ago

Somerset


"It’s not the distance your just not the right Gender

Miles away

I would want to eat those marshmallows as well for the energy

I ain't sharing my marshmallows

Oh ok I will bring my own for us to share "

Im really sorry. But im kinda distracted by the couple above you

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By *issMeKate2Woman 42 weeks ago

near the river medway


"It’s not the distance your just not the right Gender

Miles away

I would want to eat those marshmallows as well for the energy

I ain't sharing my marshmallows

Oh ok I will bring my own for us to share

Im really sorry. But im kinda distracted by the couple above you "

He always add sugar to my tea

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago


"It’s not the distance your just not the right Gender

Miles away

I would want to eat those marshmallows as well for the energy

I ain't sharing my marshmallows

Oh ok I will bring my own for us to share

Im really sorry. But im kinda distracted by the couple above you

He always add sugar to my tea "

I'm more of a milk drinker 😎😎😎😎😎

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago


"It’s not the distance your just not the right Gender

Miles away

I would want to eat those marshmallows as well for the energy

I ain't sharing my marshmallows

Oh ok I will bring my own for us to share

Im really sorry. But im kinda distracted by the couple above you

He always add sugar to my tea

I'm more of a milk drinker 😎😎😎😎😎"

He likes it milky

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By *olo180Man 42 weeks ago

Greater London


"It’s not the distance your just not the right Gender

Miles away

I would want to eat those marshmallows as well for the energy

I ain't sharing my marshmallows

Oh ok I will bring my own for us to share

Im really sorry. But im kinda distracted by the couple above you

He always add sugar to my tea

I'm more of a milk drinker 😎😎😎😎😎

He likes it milky "

People make her angry 😉

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago

Your profile says you’re straight. And so does mine

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By *RWoodyCouple 42 weeks ago

Lincolnshire


"Your profile says you’re straight. And so does mine "

I would but you have a small looking remote so 🤷🏼‍♀️

J x

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By *hunky GentMan 42 weeks ago

Bedford


"Your profile says you’re straight. And so does mine

I would but you have a small looking remote so 🤷🏼‍♀️

J x"

You've already turned me down.

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By *issMeKate2Woman 42 weeks ago

near the river medway


"Your profile says you’re straight. And so does mine

I would but you have a small looking remote so 🤷🏼‍♀️

J x

You've already turned me down. "

I am friend zoned

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By *uperSalopian7 OP   Man 42 weeks ago

Parts Unknown

We don't support the same football teams x

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago


"We don't support the same football teams x"

Hes too posh for me

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By *oucankeepyoursocksonMan 42 weeks ago

Here n there


"We don't support the same football teams x

Hes too posh for me "

She seems like trouble.

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By *ung-stallionMan 42 weeks ago

Manchester


"We don't support the same football teams x

Hes too posh for me "

Too good for me 😅

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple 42 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

He's in the wrong country

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By *eddy004Man 42 weeks ago

Toy Town


"He's in the wrong country "

I'm not sure I tick your boxes

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By *aizyWoman 42 weeks ago

west midlands


"He's in the wrong country

I'm not sure I tick your boxes"

He's a 🧸 I'd just cuddle him

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By *RWoodyCouple 42 weeks ago

Lincolnshire


"He's in the wrong country

I'm not sure I tick your boxes"

He has the voting system all wrong...

J x

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By *hunky GentMan 42 weeks ago

Bedford


"He's in the wrong country

I'm not sure I tick your boxes

He's a 🧸 I'd just cuddle him "

Your arms wouldn't fit around me. Lol

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By *eddy004Man 42 weeks ago

Toy Town


"He's in the wrong country

I'm not sure I tick your boxes

He's a 🧸 I'd just cuddle him "

I'd settle for that although I think it would fit better if I was big spoon and you were the little one

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By *eddy004Man 42 weeks ago

Toy Town


"He's in the wrong country

I'm not sure I tick your boxes

He's a 🧸 I'd just cuddle him

Your arms wouldn't fit around me. Lol"

They would around me

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago


"He's in the wrong country

I'm not sure I tick your boxes

He's a 🧸 I'd just cuddle him

Your arms wouldn't fit around me. Lol

They would around me "

He has arms around him

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago


"He's in the wrong country

I'm not sure I tick your boxes

He's a 🧸 I'd just cuddle him

Your arms wouldn't fit around me. Lol

They would around me

He has arms around him "

I'm afraid it might get weird

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago


"He's in the wrong country

I'm not sure I tick your boxes

He's a 🧸 I'd just cuddle him

Your arms wouldn't fit around me. Lol

They would around me

He has arms around him

I'm afraid it might get weird "

Hes too busy on an adventure

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By *urenutsMan 42 weeks ago

Waltham cross/Harrow HA1


"He's in the wrong country

I'm not sure I tick your boxes

He's a 🧸 I'd just cuddle him

Your arms wouldn't fit around me. Lol

They would around me

He has arms around him

I'm afraid it might get weird

Hes too busy on an adventure "

She's to hot 🔥

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By *ant...stay...awayCouple 42 weeks ago

South Wales

We are tired and off to bed

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By *hyguyvanilla1978Man 42 weeks ago

Northampton


"We are tired and off to bed "

Not allowed to join

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By *issMeKate2Woman 42 weeks ago

near the river medway


"We are tired and off to bed

Not allowed to join"

Too shy

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By *ucka39Man 42 weeks ago

Newcastle


"We are tired and off to bed

Not allowed to join

Too shy "

Too far

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By *hunky GentMan 42 weeks ago

Bedford


"We are tired and off to bed

Not allowed to join

Too shy "

Too friendly.

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By *hyguyvanilla1978Man 42 weeks ago

Northampton


"We are tired and off to bed

Not allowed to join

Too shy "

Won't give me chance to prove you wrong

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago


"We are tired and off to bed

Not allowed to join

Too shy

Too friendly. "

Too manly

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By *teve691000Man 42 weeks ago

West Midlands

You have a cock lol

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By *issy_named_cTV/TS 42 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"You have a cock lol"

You've a bad taste in telly programmes

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By *uperSalopian7 OP   Man 42 weeks ago

Parts Unknown

I'm too sleepy 😴

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By *wolf91Man 42 weeks ago

Rowley

Im straight sorry

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By *morousCouple8Couple 42 weeks ago

Cumbria


"I'm too sleepy 😴"

Nodded off in your arms instead

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By *hunky GentMan 42 weeks ago

Bedford


"I'm too sleepy 😴

Nodded off in your arms instead "

She hates it when I tickle her.

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago

He's too much of a gent 😎😎😎😎😎

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By *he Gentleman 84Man 42 weeks ago

North East

He’s not acknowledging the real Gent

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple 42 weeks ago

Round the bend


"He’s not acknowledging the real Gent"

He's a real gent

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By *otguy555Man 42 weeks ago

Bristol

I would come to quick

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By *horskin!Man 42 weeks ago

your kink

I can't

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By *he Gentleman 84Man 42 weeks ago

North East

You have man parts 🤣

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By *aphunterMan 42 weeks ago

horsham


"You have man parts 🤣"

I’m only interested in baps

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By *ocktails23Man 42 weeks ago

Croydon/Kent


"You have man parts 🤣

I’m only interested in baps"

.

Shame your a bloke

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By *he Gentleman 84Man 42 weeks ago

North East

Your missing the lady parts

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago

You're missing an apostrophe.

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago


"You're missing an apostrophe. "

You are far too dark for me 😎😎😎😎😎

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By *nnocenceExpiredWoman 42 weeks ago

Birstall

You like cups too much

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By *rastarMan 42 weeks ago

Kent


"You like cups too much "

Too far for me

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By *nnocenceExpiredWoman 42 weeks ago

Birstall

He gives up too easily! 😉

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By *urenutsMan 42 weeks ago

Waltham cross/Harrow HA1


"He gives up too easily! 😉"

You 200 miles away

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