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By (user no longer on site) 38 weeks ago
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"Your photo made me spill my pot noodle
Thanks .....
What do you even say to that?
Well, I spat out my chateaubriand and chablis in shock  "
I just spilled my pot noodle reading that you paired chateaubriand with white wine  |
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"Your photo made me spill my pot noodle
Thanks .....
What do you even say to that?
Well, I spat out my chateaubriand and chablis in shock
I just spilled my pot noodle reading that you paired chateaubriand with white wine "
I like to be unconventional, what can I say  |
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By (user no longer on site) 38 weeks ago
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"Your photo made me spill my pot noodle
Thanks .....
What do you even say to that?
Well, I spat out my chateaubriand and chablis in shock
I just spilled my pot noodle reading that you paired chateaubriand with white wine
I like to be unconventional, what can I say "
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"BJ £100
🤣 That was the funniest we've had
How did you ever refuse? Or didn’t you ?   "
Didn't even get to reply the profile profile disappeared 🤣 Shame we were going to reply 'Pokey bum wank £150?'😂 |
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"BJ £100
🤣 That was the funniest we've had
How did you ever refuse? Or didn’t you ?
Didn't even get to reply the profile profile disappeared 🤣 Shame we were going to reply 'Pokey bum wank £150?'😂"
😂😂😂😂 pokey bum wank. Not heard that for years. |
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"BJ £100
🤣 That was the funniest we've had
How did you ever refuse? Or didn’t you ?
Didn't even get to reply the profile profile disappeared 🤣 Shame we were going to reply 'Pokey bum wank £150?'😂
😂😂😂😂 pokey bum wank. Not heard that for years."
Oldy but we thought it was apt 🤭 |
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"BJ £100
🤣 That was the funniest we've had
How did you ever refuse? Or didn’t you ?
Didn't even get to reply the profile profile disappeared 🤣 Shame we were going to reply 'Pokey bum wank £150?'😂
😂😂😂😂 pokey bum wank. Not heard that for years.
Oldy but we thought it was apt 🤭"
Oldy but goldy. I’m going to try and use it 😂.
Hope your both well btw |
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"BJ £100
🤣 That was the funniest we've had
How did you ever refuse? Or didn’t you ?
Didn't even get to reply the profile profile disappeared 🤣 Shame we were going to reply 'Pokey bum wank £150?'😂
😂😂😂😂 pokey bum wank. Not heard that for years.
Oldy but we thought it was apt 🤭
Oldy but goldy. I’m going to try and use it 😂.
Hope your both well btw "
We are good thank you 😊 just enjoying the lovely weather at the coast going for a long walk this evening to make the most of it. Hope you are both good. |
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By (user no longer on site) 38 weeks ago
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"Do you fuck?
Hey, can i come and shove my length up your fart pipe.
To which you replied "the more the merrier"
You might find a bit of a traffic queue to that arse though 🤔"
Your going the right way for a smacked bottom.. Mcstinger 😁 |
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"Do you fuck?
Hey, can i come and shove my length up your fart pipe.
To which you replied "the more the merrier"
You might find a bit of a traffic queue to that arse though 🤔
Your going the right way for a smacked bottom.. Mcstinger 😁"
On this site some guys pay good money for that 🤷🏽♂️ |
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Worst message I had was when I opened my filters up whilst trying to organise a social in Reading a few months back. I can't recall the message, but it started with a "Good Morning" and a copy/pasted generic message. Attached was a picture of the sender bent over with his hairy ass cheeks spread open 🤮, he hadn't bothered to look at my profile which states I'm straight!
I wonder how many others got that message? 🤔 |
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"I'm as hot as a crackheads spoons on benefit day apparently. Who knew "
I'm guessing the crack head is talking from experience, so it seems man can't live on crack alone?
Personally, I'm more into a woman's arse crack. At school my mate talked about stuffing a woman's arse crack with chips calling it a chip batty. 🤷🏽♂️ |
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