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"Because he is a towel rack" Because he knocked me back on the bumming | |||
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"Because he is a towel rack Because he knocked me back on the bumming " She is really a wookie 😮 | |||
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"Because he is a towel rack Because he knocked me back on the bumming She is really a wookie 😮" I'm watching the football instead | |||
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"Because he is a towel rack Because he knocked me back on the bumming She is really a wookie 😮 I'm watching the football instead " Football......yeah no lmao | |||
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"Scared of clothes" Busy shopping for clothes | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 16/09/25 19:31:44]" going for pints instead | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 16/09/25 19:31:44] going for pints instead " Im scared of large gaping holes | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 16/09/25 19:31:44] going for pints instead Im scared of large gaping holes " She’s already bumming me | |||
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"He already being bummed ✨️" their to busy | |||
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"Shes waiting in the bumming queue" Doesn't want to bum anyone else lol | |||
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"I don't want to go to Mansfield Mark No one does or should lmao | |||
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"I don't want to go to Mansfield Mark Im too busy bumming | |||
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"I don't want to go to Mansfield Mark I’m stuck in a queue! | |||
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"I don't want to go to Mansfield Mark I'm washing my hair | |||
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"I don't want to go to Mansfield Mark Damn, you always are lol | |||
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"I don't want to go to Mansfield Mark You smoke | |||
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"I don't want to go to Mansfield Mark I would fuck you but...,I would | |||
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"I don't want to go to Mansfield Mark You’re too far away | |||
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"I don't want to go to Mansfield Mark we're straight | |||
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"I don't want to go to Mansfield Mark I’m straight | |||
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"Because I wanted to be called captain caveman " Because you call me Nora | |||
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"Because I wanted to be called captain caveman Because you call me Nora " you are on the other side of the Irish sea | |||
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"I don't want to go to Mansfield Mark smoking hot? I actually vape but no option for that lol | |||
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"Im washing my goldfish ✨️" I’ve gone fishing | |||
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"Im washing my goldfish ✨️ I’ve gone fishing " I’m really a dolphin | |||
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"[Removed by bummee at 16/09/25 20:25:59]" You ghost Bummers. | |||
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"She only trains legs " football is better fun | |||
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"She only trains legs football is better fun " Im washing my hair x | |||
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"It would be over before it started He wouldnt go deep enough | |||
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"It would be over before it started She won’t let me peg her 😔 | |||
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"It would be over before it started too far away 😭 | |||
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"She’s got a dildo strapped over your 🐱 " Dildos intimidate me | |||
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"She’s got a dildo strapped over your 🐱 Dildos intimidate me" same here | |||
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"She’s got a dildo strapped over your 🐱 Dildos intimidate me same here " His club scares me | |||
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"She’s got a dildo strapped over your 🐱 Dildos intimidate me same here His club scares me " Still waiting on the invite | |||
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"She’s got a dildo strapped over your 🐱 Dildos intimidate me same here His club scares me Still waiting on the invite Trying to steal my invite | |||
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"She’s got a dildo strapped over your 🐱 Dildos intimidate me same here His club scares me Still waiting on the invite He gave me the wrong address | |||
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"She’s got a dildo strapped over your 🐱 Dildos intimidate me same here His club scares me Still waiting on the invite He stole my last Rolo 🤯 | |||
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"She’s got a dildo strapped over your 🐱 Dildos intimidate me same here His club scares me Still waiting on the invite He's too mean to share his chocolate | |||
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"She’s got a dildo strapped over your 🐱 Dildos intimidate me same here His club scares me Still waiting on the invite I’ve got no chocolate to give you. x | |||
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"She’s got a dildo strapped over your 🐱 Dildos intimidate me same here His club scares me Still waiting on the invite Shes upset because I ate her last Malteser | |||
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"She’s got a dildo strapped over your 🐱 Dildos intimidate me same here His club scares me Still waiting on the invite She's hid her bum so i can't spank it | |||
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"She’s got a dildo strapped over your 🐱 Dildos intimidate me same here His club scares me Still waiting on the invite I'm waiting for him to finish with the condom so I can use it next | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 16/09/25 21:23:10]" Straight…. | |||
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"Too girthy" I'm watching champions League | |||
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"I would but he's too busy watching lots of men with just one ball, so 🤷🏼♀️ J x" We have two balls and two boobs, probably not your style either | |||
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"I would but he's too busy watching lots of men with just one ball, so 🤷🏼♀️ J x" I can turn it off | |||
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"I would but he's too busy watching lots of men with just one ball, so 🤷🏼♀️ J xI can turn it off " He said he's a turn off | |||
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"I would but he's too busy watching lots of men with just one ball, so 🤷🏼♀️ J xI can turn it off He said he's a turn off " Chocolate x | |||
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"I would but he's too busy watching lots of men with just one ball, so 🤷🏼♀️ J xI can turn it off He said he's a turn off Chocolate x" Cake. Not sure what the game is…. | |||
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"I would but he's too busy watching lots of men with just one ball, so 🤷🏼♀️ J xI can turn it off He said he's a turn off Chocolate x Cake. Not sure what the game is…." Very much open to interpretation x | |||
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"I would but he's too busy watching lots of men with just one ball, so 🤷🏼♀️ J xI can turn it off He said he's a turn off Chocolate x Cake. Not sure what the game is…." Too busy eating her cake | |||
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"I would but he's too busy watching lots of men with just one ball, so 🤷🏼♀️ J xI can turn it off He said he's a turn off Chocolate x Cake. Not sure what the game is…. Too busy eating her cake I'm tucked up in my own bed | |||
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"I would but he's too busy watching lots of men with just one ball, so 🤷🏼♀️ J xI can turn it off He said he's a turn off Chocolate x Cake. Not sure what the game is…. Too busy eating her cake I'm half a planet away. | |||
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"I would but he's too busy watching lots of men with just one ball, so 🤷🏼♀️ J xI can turn it off He said he's a turn off Chocolate x Cake. Not sure what the game is…. Too busy eating her cake I’d need protective headgear, in a good way | |||
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"Needs a helmet" I would but you have a massive tongue so 🤷🏼♀️ J x | |||
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"Binge watching a series here...maybe later" I don't know what provence to go to | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 16/09/25 22:00:39]" Think they might kick up a storm | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 16/09/25 22:02:38]" They are unsure | |||
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"Binge watching a series here...maybe laterI don't know what provence to go to " Top, bottom or somewhere in between 😁 | |||
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"Binge watching a series here...maybe laterI don't know what provence to go to Top, bottom or somewhere in between 😁" good to know. Narrows it down the the whole island | |||
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"Binge watching a series here...maybe laterI don't know what provence to go to Top, bottom or somewhere in between 😁" I'm not the prodigal one for their _rodigal fun | |||
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"Binge watching a series here...maybe laterI don't know what provence to go to Top, bottom or somewhere in between 😁 I'm not the prodigal one for their _rodigal fun" I would but I more enjoy doughnuts in packs of 6 so 🤷🏼♀️ J x | |||
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"Binge watching a series here...maybe laterI don't know what provence to go to Top, bottom or somewhere in between 😁 I'm not the prodigal one for their _rodigal fun I would but I more enjoy doughnuts in packs of 6 so 🤷🏼♀️ J x" I’m all out of Mars bars now | |||
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"Binge watching a series here...maybe laterI don't know what provence to go to Top, bottom or somewhere in between 😁 I'm not the prodigal one for their _rodigal fun I would but I more enjoy doughnuts in packs of 6 so 🤷🏼♀️ J x" Won't share a donut | |||
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"Binge watching a series here...maybe laterI don't know what provence to go to Top, bottom or somewhere in between 😁 I'm not the prodigal one for their _rodigal fun I would but I more enjoy doughnuts in packs of 6 so 🤷🏼♀️ J x Won't share a donut" He’s just after a donut | |||
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"Binge watching a series here...maybe laterI don't know what provence to go to Top, bottom or somewhere in between 😁 I'm not the prodigal one for their _rodigal fun I would but I more enjoy doughnuts in packs of 6 so 🤷🏼♀️ J x Won't share a donut He’s just after a donut" My stud finder is broken | |||
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"Binge watching a series here...maybe laterI don't know what provence to go to Top, bottom or somewhere in between 😁 I'm not the prodigal one for their _rodigal fun I would but I more enjoy doughnuts in packs of 6 so 🤷🏼♀️ J x Won't share a donut He’s just after a donut My stud finder is broken " She stalks me on the golf course😂 | |||
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"Binge watching a series here...maybe laterI don't know what provence to go to Top, bottom or somewhere in between 😁 I'm not the prodigal one for their _rodigal fun I would but I more enjoy doughnuts in packs of 6 so 🤷🏼♀️ J x Won't share a donut He’s just after a donut My stud finder is broken She stalks me on the golf course😂" Sahhh. Don’t tell everyone. The bummers will appear | |||
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"Binge watching a series here...maybe laterI don't know what provence to go to Top, bottom or somewhere in between 😁 I'm not the prodigal one for their _rodigal fun I would but I more enjoy doughnuts in packs of 6 so 🤷🏼♀️ J x Won't share a donut He’s just after a donut My stud finder is broken She stalks me on the golf course😂" He has no chocolate left 🫤 J x | |||
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"He likes golf " You beat me to it! | |||
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"I’m lying I’d totally would 💦💦💦💦" Did someone say bummers? | |||
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"I’m lying I’d totally would 💦💦💦💦 Did someone say bummers?" We’re gonna have to get the jaws theme to play whenever you’re about Miss TT 😘 Duh duh, bummmm ing, 🎵😂😂😂 | |||
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"I prefer strikers ⚽" I just needed to dry my hands | |||
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"He's busy drying his hands" My hands are too dry | |||
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"He's busy drying his hands My hands are too dry " He wont drop the towel and keeps trying to wank so his hands will always be dry | |||
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"He's busy drying his hands My hands are too dry He wont drop the towel and keeps trying to wank so his hands will always be dry" I’m washing my hands | |||
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"I prefer strings He'd give me a knuckle sandwich | |||
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"I prefer strings I haven’t met SuperSalopians 1-6 yet! | |||
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"But ya not my type" I prefer captain birdseye | |||
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"Defo don't want fishy fingers " I bet you’ve got a girl in every port 😭 | |||
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"Defo don't want fishy fingers I bet you’ve got a girl in every port 😭" I'd suffocate on those massive boobies | |||
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"I bet you’ve got a girl in every port 😭" I’m still too distracted by your “secret weapon”! | |||
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"I'm sorry I couldn't stop starting I got distracted " Can’t take advantage of them being distracted…it’s just rude | |||
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"I’m busy trying to put up a shelving unit " You've likely a charred part. | |||
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"Because you look better in shirts than I do 👍" Because you look better hanging out of a shirt than we do | |||
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"I have to wash the cat" I prefer football | |||
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"Because you look better in shirts than I do 👍 Because you look better hanging out of a shirt than we do" not from where I’m standing 😍💦💦💦💦💦 | |||
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"So Kate I couldn’t fuck you because of all the windmills in Maidstone 🤔" Jez you never been to Maidstone have you ! | |||
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"You’re too far away! You don’t like massages! I’m too short! " Your too french for me i wouldnt understand | |||
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"You’re too far away! You don’t like massages! I’m too short! " You're full of excuses! | |||
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"So Kate I couldn’t fuck you because of all the windmills in Maidstone 🤔 Jez you never been to Maidstone have you !" …. I have … pretty place …. I used to go to the Cock inn all the time 👍 | |||
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"You’re too far away! You don’t like massages! I’m too short! You're full of excuses!" I wouldnt be your type | |||
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"You’re too far away! You don’t like massages! I’m too short! You're full of excuses! I wouldnt be your type You could choose my type! | |||
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"I have to walk my goldfish 🐠 " What again? Just look out for the lady washing her cat! | |||
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"You’re too far away! You don’t like massages! I’m too short! You're full of excuses! I wouldnt be your type Too flirty | |||
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"You’re too far away! You don’t like massages! I’m too short! You're full of excuses! I wouldnt be your type | |||
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"You’re too far away! You don’t like massages! I’m too short! You're full of excuses! I wouldnt be your type • ...a social first in a quaint but chic cocktail bår. 🍸🍹 And then mågíç happens. | |||
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"You’re too far away! You don’t like massages! I’m too short! You're full of excuses! I wouldnt be your type | |||
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"You’re too far away! You don’t like massages! I’m too short! You're full of excuses! I wouldnt be your type I prefer Hale. | |||
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"You’re too far away! You don’t like massages! I’m too short! You're full of excuses! I wouldnt be your type Too dirty! 🤣 | |||
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"...a social first in a quaint but chic cocktail bår. 🍸🍹 And then mågíç happens." I dislike coffee, so you've already ruled me out ☺️ | |||
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"...a social first in a quaint but chic cocktail bår. 🍸🍹 And then mågíç happens. I dislike coffee, so you've already ruled me out ☺️" You would put me to shame with that bum 🍑 | |||
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"I’ve just seen him in the massive cock thread 🤔" I don’t have a viagra to get you up 🤣 | |||
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"...a social first in a quaint but chic cocktail bår. 🍸🍹 And then mågíç happens. I dislike coffee, so you've already ruled me out ☺️ You would put me to shame with that bum 🍑" Mine too! It’s hairy! | |||
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"I’ve just seen him in the massive cock thread 🤔 I don’t have a viagra to get you up 🤣" ……. Wow Throaty ….straight for the juggler …..ruthless 👍…… I like it | |||
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"I’ve just seen him in the massive cock thread 🤔 I don’t have a viagra to get you up 🤣……. Wow Throaty ….straight for the juggler …..ruthless 👍…… I like it " I'm on a no men streak and it'd be a shame to break it. Sorry dude | |||
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"I’ve just seen him in the massive cock thread 🤔 I don’t have a viagra to get you up 🤣……. Wow Throaty ….straight for the juggler …..ruthless 👍…… I like it " As long as it hits the right spot 🤣 | |||
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"I’ve just seen him in the massive cock thread 🤔 I don’t have a viagra to get you up 🤣……. Wow Throaty ….straight for the juggler …..ruthless 👍…… I like it As long as it hits the right spot 🤣" I dont have what he wants to throat | |||
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"I’ve just seen him in the massive cock thread 🤔 I don’t have a viagra to get you up 🤣……. Wow Throaty ….straight for the juggler …..ruthless 👍…… I like it As long as it hits the right spot 🤣 I dont have what he wants to throat" Ran out of butter | |||
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"...a social first in a quaint but chic cocktail bår. 🍸🍹 And then mågíç happens. · I dislike coffee, so you've already ruled me out ☺️" • I am crestfallen. I was upbeat and now I am downcast. | |||
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"I’ve just seen him in the massive cock thread 🤔 I don’t have a viagra to get you up 🤣……. Wow Throaty ….straight for the juggler …..ruthless 👍…… I like it I'm on a no men streak and it'd be a shame to break it. Sorry dude Dick Tracey broke my heart | |||
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"I’ve just seen him in the massive cock thread 🤔 I don’t have a viagra to get you up 🤣……. Wow Throaty ….straight for the juggler …..ruthless 👍…… I like it I'm on a no men streak and it'd be a shame to break it. Sorry dude I’m currently watching re runs of eastenders whilst eating a pot noodle. Maybe later. | |||
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"I’ve just seen him in the massive cock thread 🤔 I don’t have a viagra to get you up 🤣……. Wow Throaty ….straight for the juggler …..ruthless 👍…… I like it I'm on a no men streak and it'd be a shame to break it. Sorry dude I’ll leave you to watch eastenders x | |||
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