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By *uperSalopian7 OP   Man 43 weeks ago

Parts Unknown

Find a reason why you wouldn't fuck the person above.

Remember it's just a bit of fun. Keep it friendly and humorous

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By (user no longer on site) 43 weeks ago

Because he is a towel rack

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By (user no longer on site) 43 weeks ago


"Because he is a towel rack"

Because he knocked me back on the bumming

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By (user no longer on site) 43 weeks ago


"Because he is a towel rack

Because he knocked me back on the bumming "

She is really a wookie 😮

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By *aptain Caveman41Man 43 weeks ago

Home


"Because he is a towel rack

Because he knocked me back on the bumming

She is really a wookie 😮"

I'm watching the football instead

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By *ansfieldmarkMan 43 weeks ago

Mansfield


"Because he is a towel rack

Because he knocked me back on the bumming

She is really a wookie 😮 I'm watching the football instead "

Football......yeah no lmao

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By *rchie300Man 43 weeks ago

Hamworthy

Because he doesn’t own a pair of Y fronts

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By *oStringsFun86Man 43 weeks ago

Bristol

I’m searching for my y-fronts

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By (user no longer on site) 43 weeks ago

Scared of clothes

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By *oStringsFun86Man 43 weeks ago

Bristol


"Scared of clothes"

Busy shopping for clothes

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By *ear and pudCouple 43 weeks ago

Peterborough

But I've lost my car in think I left it on the moon

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By *uperSalopian7 OP   Man 43 weeks ago

Parts Unknown

[Removed by poster at 16/09/25 19:31:44]

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By *aptain Caveman41Man 43 weeks ago

Home


"[Removed by poster at 16/09/25 19:31:44]"
going for pints instead

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By (user no longer on site) 43 weeks ago


"[Removed by poster at 16/09/25 19:31:44] going for pints instead "

Im scared of large gaping holes

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By *rchie300Man 43 weeks ago

Hamworthy

Because you’re called Nora and won’t bum me

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By *oStringsFun86Man 43 weeks ago

Bristol


"[Removed by poster at 16/09/25 19:31:44] going for pints instead

Im scared of large gaping holes "

She’s already bumming me

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By *ineapplePixieCouple 43 weeks ago

Your to do list

He already being bummed ✨️

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By (user no longer on site) 43 weeks ago

Shes waiting in the bumming queue

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By *ear and pudCouple 43 weeks ago

Peterborough

I dropped my pineapple

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By *aptain Caveman41Man 43 weeks ago

Home


"He already being bummed ✨️"
their to busy

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By *ansfieldmarkMan 43 weeks ago

Mansfield


"Shes waiting in the bumming queue"

Doesn't want to bum anyone else lol

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By *uperSalopian7 OP   Man 43 weeks ago

Parts Unknown

I don't want to go to Mansfield Mark

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By *ansfieldmarkMan 43 weeks ago

Mansfield


"I don't want to go to Mansfield Mark "

No one does or should lmao

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By (user no longer on site) 43 weeks ago


"I don't want to go to Mansfield Mark

No one does or should lmao"

Im too busy bumming

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By *quirrel!Man 43 weeks ago

The Wirrel


"I don't want to go to Mansfield Mark

No one does or should lmao

Im too busy bumming"

I’m stuck in a queue!

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By *aptain Caveman41Man 43 weeks ago

Home


"I don't want to go to Mansfield Mark

No one does or should lmao"

I'm washing my hair

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By *ansfieldmarkMan 43 weeks ago

Mansfield


"I don't want to go to Mansfield Mark

No one does or should lmao

Im too busy bumming"

Damn, you always are lol

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By *morousCouple8Couple 43 weeks ago

Cumbria


"I don't want to go to Mansfield Mark

No one does or should lmao

Im too busy bumming

Damn, you always are lol"

You smoke

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By *avexxMan 43 weeks ago

cheshire

out of your age range

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By *cotsguyyMan 43 weeks ago

Belfast/Fife


"I don't want to go to Mansfield Mark

No one does or should lmao

Im too busy bumming

Damn, you always are lol

You smoke "

I would fuck you but...,I would

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By (user no longer on site) 43 weeks ago


"I don't want to go to Mansfield Mark

No one does or should lmao

Im too busy bumming

Damn, you always are lol

You smoke "

You’re too far away

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By *aptain Caveman41Man 43 weeks ago

Home


"I don't want to go to Mansfield Mark

No one does or should lmao

Im too busy bumming

Damn, you always are lol

You smoke

You’re too far away "

we're straight

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By *ace400Man 43 weeks ago

near knock


"I don't want to go to Mansfield Mark

No one does or should lmao

Im too busy bumming

Damn, you always are lol

You smoke

You’re too far away we're straight "

I’m straight

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By *rchie300Man 43 weeks ago

Hamworthy

Because I wanted to be called captain caveman

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By (user no longer on site) 43 weeks ago


"Because I wanted to be called captain caveman "

Because you call me Nora

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By *aptain Caveman41Man 43 weeks ago

Home


"Because I wanted to be called captain caveman

Because you call me Nora "

you are on the other side of the Irish sea

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By *ansfieldmarkMan 43 weeks ago

Mansfield


"I don't want to go to Mansfield Mark

No one does or should lmao

Im too busy bumming

Damn, you always are lol

You smoke "

smoking hot? I actually vape but no option for that lol

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By *uperSalopian7 OP   Man 43 weeks ago

Parts Unknown

He's a skipper

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By *ansfieldmarkMan 43 weeks ago

Mansfield

Damn went for the heart there lmao

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By *rchie300Man 43 weeks ago

Hamworthy

Because he wouldn’t go skateboarding with me

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By *ineapplePixieCouple 43 weeks ago

Your to do list

Im washing my goldfish ✨️

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By *oStringsFun86Man 43 weeks ago

Bristol


"Im washing my goldfish ✨️"

I’ve gone fishing

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By *morousCouple8Couple 43 weeks ago

Cumbria


"Im washing my goldfish ✨️

I’ve gone fishing "

I’m really a dolphin

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By (user no longer on site) 43 weeks ago

I'm Batman

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By *ick MastersMan 43 weeks ago

Birmingham

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By (user no longer on site) 43 weeks ago


"[Removed by bummee at 16/09/25 20:25:59]"

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By (user no longer on site) 43 weeks ago


"[Removed by bummee at 16/09/25 20:25:59]"

You ghost Bummers.

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By *olyGlamorousWoman 43 weeks ago

Chester

It's leg day 🤷🏼‍♂️

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By (user no longer on site) 43 weeks ago

She only trains legs

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By *aptain Caveman41Man 43 weeks ago

Home


"She only trains legs "
football is better fun

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By *aven RedWoman 43 weeks ago

Liverpool x


"She only trains legs football is better fun "

Im washing my hair x

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By *eeper ThanMan 43 weeks ago

Dartford

It would be over before it started

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By (user no longer on site) 43 weeks ago


"It would be over before it started "

He wouldnt go deep enough

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By *8warrenMan 43 weeks ago

.

I wouldn’t want to hurt her

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By *morousCouple8Couple 43 weeks ago

Cumbria


"It would be over before it started

He wouldnt go deep enough"

She won’t let me peg her 😔

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By *aptain Caveman41Man 43 weeks ago

Home


"It would be over before it started

He wouldnt go deep enough

She won’t let me peg her 😔 "

too far away 😭

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By *eeper ThanMan 43 weeks ago

Dartford

She’s got a dildo strapped over your 🐱

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By (user no longer on site) 43 weeks ago


"She’s got a dildo strapped over your 🐱 "

Dildos intimidate me

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By *aptain Caveman41Man 43 weeks ago

Home


"She’s got a dildo strapped over your 🐱

Dildos intimidate me"

same here

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple 43 weeks ago

Round the bend


"She’s got a dildo strapped over your 🐱

Dildos intimidate me same here "

His club scares me

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By *rown.studMan 43 weeks ago

Eccles


"She’s got a dildo strapped over your 🐱

Dildos intimidate me same here

His club scares me "

Still waiting on the invite

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By (user no longer on site) 43 weeks ago


"She’s got a dildo strapped over your 🐱

Dildos intimidate me same here

His club scares me

Still waiting on the invite "

Trying to steal my invite

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By (user no longer on site) 43 weeks ago


"She’s got a dildo strapped over your 🐱

Dildos intimidate me same here

His club scares me

Still waiting on the invite "

He gave me the wrong address

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By (user no longer on site) 43 weeks ago


"She’s got a dildo strapped over your 🐱

Dildos intimidate me same here

His club scares me

Still waiting on the invite

He gave me the wrong address "

He stole my last Rolo 🤯

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple 43 weeks ago

Round the bend


"She’s got a dildo strapped over your 🐱

Dildos intimidate me same here

His club scares me

Still waiting on the invite

He gave me the wrong address

He stole my last Rolo 🤯"

He's too mean to share his chocolate

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By *ace400Man 43 weeks ago

near knock


"She’s got a dildo strapped over your 🐱

Dildos intimidate me same here

His club scares me

Still waiting on the invite

He gave me the wrong address

He stole my last Rolo 🤯

He's too mean to share his chocolate "

I’ve got no chocolate to give you. x

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By (user no longer on site) 43 weeks ago


"She’s got a dildo strapped over your 🐱

Dildos intimidate me same here

His club scares me

Still waiting on the invite

He gave me the wrong address

He stole my last Rolo 🤯

He's too mean to share his chocolate "

Shes upset because I ate her last Malteser

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By (user no longer on site) 43 weeks ago


"She’s got a dildo strapped over your 🐱

Dildos intimidate me same here

His club scares me

Still waiting on the invite

He gave me the wrong address

He stole my last Rolo 🤯

He's too mean to share his chocolate "

She's hid her bum so i can't spank it

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By (user no longer on site) 43 weeks ago

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By (user no longer on site) 43 weeks ago


"She’s got a dildo strapped over your 🐱

Dildos intimidate me same here

His club scares me

Still waiting on the invite

He gave me the wrong address

He stole my last Rolo 🤯

He's too mean to share his chocolate

She's hid her bum so i can't spank it"

I'm waiting for him to finish with the condom so I can use it next

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By *irthy-GentMan 43 weeks ago

Your locality


"[Removed by poster at 16/09/25 21:23:10]"

Straight….

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By *oee25Man 43 weeks ago

Wakefield

Too girthy

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By *aptain Caveman41Man 43 weeks ago

Home


"Too girthy"
I'm watching champions League

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By *RWoodyCouple 43 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

I would but he's too busy watching lots of men with just one ball, so 🤷🏼‍♀️

J x

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By *morousCouple8Couple 43 weeks ago

Cumbria


"I would but he's too busy watching lots of men with just one ball, so 🤷🏼‍♀️

J x"

We have two balls and two boobs, probably not your style either

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By (user no longer on site) 43 weeks ago

Keep ganging up on me

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By *aptain Caveman41Man 43 weeks ago

Home


"I would but he's too busy watching lots of men with just one ball, so 🤷🏼‍♀️

J x"

I can turn it off

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple 43 weeks ago

Round the bend


"I would but he's too busy watching lots of men with just one ball, so 🤷🏼‍♀️

J xI can turn it off "

He said he's a turn off

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By (user no longer on site) 43 weeks ago

Picture shows half a head 👀

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By *oStringsFun86Man 43 weeks ago

Bristol


"I would but he's too busy watching lots of men with just one ball, so 🤷🏼‍♀️

J xI can turn it off

He said he's a turn off "

Chocolate x

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By *morousCouple8Couple 43 weeks ago

Cumbria


"I would but he's too busy watching lots of men with just one ball, so 🤷🏼‍♀️

J xI can turn it off

He said he's a turn off

Chocolate x"

Cake. Not sure what the game is….

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By *oStringsFun86Man 43 weeks ago

Bristol


"I would but he's too busy watching lots of men with just one ball, so 🤷🏼‍♀️

J xI can turn it off

He said he's a turn off

Chocolate x

Cake. Not sure what the game is…."

Very much open to interpretation x

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By *uperSalopian7 OP   Man 43 weeks ago

Parts Unknown


"I would but he's too busy watching lots of men with just one ball, so 🤷🏼‍♀️

J xI can turn it off

He said he's a turn off

Chocolate x

Cake. Not sure what the game is…."

Too busy eating her cake

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By (user no longer on site) 43 weeks ago


"I would but he's too busy watching lots of men with just one ball, so 🤷🏼‍♀️

J xI can turn it off

He said he's a turn off

Chocolate x

Cake. Not sure what the game is….

Too busy eating her cake "

I'm tucked up in my own bed

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By *torm in a G cupWoman 43 weeks ago

Land of the Long White Cloud


"I would but he's too busy watching lots of men with just one ball, so 🤷🏼‍♀️

J xI can turn it off

He said he's a turn off

Chocolate x

Cake. Not sure what the game is….

Too busy eating her cake

I'm tucked up in my own bed"

I'm half a planet away.

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By *tannersMan 43 weeks ago

stanley


"I would but he's too busy watching lots of men with just one ball, so 🤷🏼‍♀️

J xI can turn it off

He said he's a turn off

Chocolate x

Cake. Not sure what the game is….

Too busy eating her cake

I'm tucked up in my own bed

I'm half a planet away. "

I’d need protective headgear, in a good way

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By (user no longer on site) 43 weeks ago

Needs a helmet

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By *RWoodyCouple 43 weeks ago

Lincolnshire


"Needs a helmet"

I would but you have a massive tongue so 🤷🏼‍♀️

J x

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By *rodigal funCouple 43 weeks ago

Antrim Down Derry Tyrone Armagh

Binge watching a series here...maybe later

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By *torm in a G cupWoman 43 weeks ago

Land of the Long White Cloud

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By *aptain Caveman41Man 43 weeks ago

Home


"Binge watching a series here...maybe later"
I don't know what provence to go to

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple 43 weeks ago

Round the bend


"[Removed by poster at 16/09/25 22:00:39]"

Think they might kick up a storm

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By *rodigal funCouple 43 weeks ago

Antrim Down Derry Tyrone Armagh

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By *rown.studMan 43 weeks ago

Eccles


"[Removed by poster at 16/09/25 22:02:38]"

They are unsure

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By *rodigal funCouple 43 weeks ago

Antrim Down Derry Tyrone Armagh


"Binge watching a series here...maybe laterI don't know what provence to go to "

Top, bottom or somewhere in between 😁

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By *aptain Caveman41Man 43 weeks ago

Home


"Binge watching a series here...maybe laterI don't know what provence to go to

Top, bottom or somewhere in between 😁"

good to know. Narrows it down the the whole island

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By *uperSalopian7 OP   Man 43 weeks ago

Parts Unknown


"Binge watching a series here...maybe laterI don't know what provence to go to

Top, bottom or somewhere in between 😁"

I'm not the prodigal one for their _rodigal fun

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By *RWoodyCouple 43 weeks ago

Lincolnshire


"Binge watching a series here...maybe laterI don't know what provence to go to

Top, bottom or somewhere in between 😁

I'm not the prodigal one for their _rodigal fun"

I would but I more enjoy doughnuts in packs of 6 so 🤷🏼‍♀️

J x

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By *tannersMan 43 weeks ago

stanley


"Binge watching a series here...maybe laterI don't know what provence to go to

Top, bottom or somewhere in between 😁

I'm not the prodigal one for their _rodigal fun

I would but I more enjoy doughnuts in packs of 6 so 🤷🏼‍♀️

J x"

I’m all out of Mars bars now

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By (user no longer on site) 43 weeks ago


"Binge watching a series here...maybe laterI don't know what provence to go to

Top, bottom or somewhere in between 😁

I'm not the prodigal one for their _rodigal fun

I would but I more enjoy doughnuts in packs of 6 so 🤷🏼‍♀️

J x"

Won't share a donut

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By *rown.studMan 43 weeks ago

Eccles


"Binge watching a series here...maybe laterI don't know what provence to go to

Top, bottom or somewhere in between 😁

I'm not the prodigal one for their _rodigal fun

I would but I more enjoy doughnuts in packs of 6 so 🤷🏼‍♀️

J x

Won't share a donut"

He’s just after a donut

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By *morousCouple8Couple 43 weeks ago

Cumbria


"Binge watching a series here...maybe laterI don't know what provence to go to

Top, bottom or somewhere in between 😁

I'm not the prodigal one for their _rodigal fun

I would but I more enjoy doughnuts in packs of 6 so 🤷🏼‍♀️

J x

Won't share a donut

He’s just after a donut"

My stud finder is broken

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By *tannersMan 43 weeks ago

stanley


"Binge watching a series here...maybe laterI don't know what provence to go to

Top, bottom or somewhere in between 😁

I'm not the prodigal one for their _rodigal fun

I would but I more enjoy doughnuts in packs of 6 so 🤷🏼‍♀️

J x

Won't share a donut

He’s just after a donut

My stud finder is broken "

She stalks me on the golf course😂

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By *morousCouple8Couple 43 weeks ago

Cumbria


"Binge watching a series here...maybe laterI don't know what provence to go to

Top, bottom or somewhere in between 😁

I'm not the prodigal one for their _rodigal fun

I would but I more enjoy doughnuts in packs of 6 so 🤷🏼‍♀️

J x

Won't share a donut

He’s just after a donut

My stud finder is broken

She stalks me on the golf course😂"

Sahhh. Don’t tell everyone. The bummers will appear

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By *dible_KinkCouple 43 weeks ago

Aberdeen

He likes golf

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By *RWoodyCouple 43 weeks ago

Lincolnshire


"Binge watching a series here...maybe laterI don't know what provence to go to

Top, bottom or somewhere in between 😁

I'm not the prodigal one for their _rodigal fun

I would but I more enjoy doughnuts in packs of 6 so 🤷🏼‍♀️

J x

Won't share a donut

He’s just after a donut

My stud finder is broken

She stalks me on the golf course😂"

He has no chocolate left 🫤

J x

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By *torm in a G cupWoman 43 weeks ago

Land of the Long White Cloud


"He likes golf "

You beat me to it!

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By *rchie300Man 43 weeks ago

Hamworthy

I’m lying I’d totally would 💦💦💦💦

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By (user no longer on site) 43 weeks ago


"I’m lying I’d totally would 💦💦💦💦"

Did someone say bummers?

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By *idfieldMan 43 weeks ago

north west

I'd rather take it

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By *uperSalopian7 OP   Man 43 weeks ago

Parts Unknown

I prefer strikers ⚽

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By *tannersMan 43 weeks ago

stanley


"I’m lying I’d totally would 💦💦💦💦

Did someone say bummers?"

We’re gonna have to get the jaws theme to play whenever you’re about Miss TT 😘

Duh duh, bummmm ing, 🎵😂😂😂

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By *idfieldMan 43 weeks ago

north west


"I prefer strikers ⚽"

I just needed to dry my hands

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By *uperSalopian7 OP   Man 42 weeks ago

Parts Unknown

He's busy drying his hands

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By *rown.studMan 42 weeks ago

Eccles


"He's busy drying his hands"

My hands are too dry

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago


"He's busy drying his hands

My hands are too dry "

He wont drop the towel and keeps trying to wank so his hands will always be dry

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By *oStringsFun86Man 42 weeks ago

Bristol


"He's busy drying his hands

My hands are too dry

He wont drop the towel and keeps trying to wank so his hands will always be dry"

I’m washing my hands

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By *uperSalopian7 OP   Man 42 weeks ago

Parts Unknown

I prefer strings

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago


"I prefer strings "

He'd give me a knuckle sandwich

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By *eys00Man 42 weeks ago

have boots will travel


"I prefer strings "

I haven’t met SuperSalopians 1-6 yet!

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By *rchie300Man 42 weeks ago

Hamworthy

I’ve just seen him in the massive cock thread 🤔

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By *heffguy48Man 42 weeks ago

Sheffield

But ya not my type

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago


"But ya not my type"

I prefer captain birdseye

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago

I’m saving myself for marriage

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By *heffguy48Man 42 weeks ago

Sheffield

Defo don't want fishy fingers

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman 42 weeks ago

London (She/Her)


"Defo don't want fishy fingers "

I bet you’ve got a girl in every port 😭

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By *hickthighshazeleyesWoman 42 weeks ago

Peterborough


"Defo don't want fishy fingers

I bet you’ve got a girl in every port 😭"

I'd suffocate on those massive boobies

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By *eys00Man 42 weeks ago

have boots will travel


"I bet you’ve got a girl in every port 😭"

I’m still too distracted by your “secret weapon”!

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By *ear and pudCouple 42 weeks ago

Peterborough

I'm sorry I couldn't stop starting I got distracted

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago


"I'm sorry I couldn't stop starting I got distracted "

Can’t take advantage of them being distracted…it’s just rude

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By *uperSalopian7 OP   Man 42 weeks ago

Parts Unknown

It's too cold today

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By *ineapplePixieCouple 42 weeks ago

Your to do list

Your hand is in the way ✨️

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By *ndy177177Man 42 weeks ago

bangor

You’re too far away for tonight

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago

I’m busy trying to put up a shelving unit

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago


"I’m busy trying to put up a shelving unit "

You've likely a charred part.

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By *rchie300Man 42 weeks ago

Hamworthy

Because you look better in shirts than I do 👍

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By *morousCouple8Couple 42 weeks ago

Cumbria


"Because you look better in shirts than I do 👍"

Because you look better hanging out of a shirt than we do

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By *wlmanMan 42 weeks ago

Rugby

I have to wash the cat

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By *issMeKate2Woman 42 weeks ago

near the river medway


"I have to wash the cat"

I prefer football

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By *rchie300Man 42 weeks ago

Hamworthy


"Because you look better in shirts than I do 👍

Because you look better hanging out of a shirt than we do"

not from where I’m standing 😍💦💦💦💦💦

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By *rchie300Man 42 weeks ago

Hamworthy

So Kate I couldn’t fuck you because of all the windmills in Maidstone 🤔

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By *issMeKate2Woman 42 weeks ago

near the river medway


"So Kate I couldn’t fuck you because of all the windmills in Maidstone 🤔"

Jez you never been to Maidstone have you !

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By *ornyTr00perMan 42 weeks ago

Diss

Because I’m nearly out of your age range

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By *quirrel!Man 42 weeks ago

The Wirrel

You’re too far away!

You don’t like massages!

I’m too short!

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago


"You’re too far away!

You don’t like massages!

I’m too short!

"

Your too french for me i wouldnt understand

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago

I don't have a Cocker Spaniel

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By *hroatitboyMan 42 weeks ago

GLA

I’m as straight as a quaver!

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago


"You’re too far away!

You don’t like massages!

I’m too short!

"

You're full of excuses!

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By *rchie300Man 42 weeks ago

Hamworthy


"So Kate I couldn’t fuck you because of all the windmills in Maidstone 🤔

Jez you never been to Maidstone have you !"

…. I have … pretty place …. I used to go to the Cock inn all the time 👍

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago


"You’re too far away!

You don’t like massages!

I’m too short!

You're full of excuses!"

I wouldnt be your type

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By *parkle1974Woman 42 weeks ago

Leeds

I have to walk my goldfish 🐠

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By *quirrel!Man 42 weeks ago

The Wirrel


"You’re too far away!

You don’t like massages!

I’m too short!

You're full of excuses!

I wouldnt be your type "

You could choose my type!

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By *quirrel!Man 42 weeks ago

The Wirrel


"I have to walk my goldfish 🐠 "

What again? Just look out for the lady washing her cat!

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By *issMeKate2Woman 42 weeks ago

near the river medway


"You’re too far away!

You don’t like massages!

I’m too short!

You're full of excuses!

I wouldnt be your type

You could choose my type! "

Too flirty

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By *ace400Man 42 weeks ago

near knock


"You’re too far away!

You don’t like massages!

I’m too short!

You're full of excuses!

I wouldnt be your type

Definitely not my type

You could choose my type! "

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By *ust want fun 888Man 42 weeks ago

nearby

As the blind man said, when passing a fishmonger, good morning ladies, goldfish would have me confused

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By *eroLondonMan 42 weeks ago

Mayfair


"You’re too far away!

You don’t like massages!

I’m too short!

You're full of excuses!

I wouldnt be your type

You could choose my type!

Too flirty "

...a social first in a quaint but chic cocktail bår. 🍸🍹 And then mågíç happens.

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By *ace400Man 42 weeks ago

near knock


"You’re too far away!

You don’t like massages!

I’m too short!

You're full of excuses!

I wouldnt be your type

I’ve got to get the marshmallows first

You could choose my type!

Too flirty "

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago


"You’re too far away!

You don’t like massages!

I’m too short!

You're full of excuses!

I wouldnt be your type

I’ve got to get the marshmallows first

You could choose my type!

Too flirty "

I prefer Hale.

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By *quirrel!Man 42 weeks ago

The Wirrel


"You’re too far away!

You don’t like massages!

I’m too short!

You're full of excuses!

I wouldnt be your type

You could choose my type!

Too flirty "

Too dirty! 🤣

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago


"...a social first in a quaint but chic cocktail bår. 🍸🍹 And then mågíç happens."

I dislike coffee, so you've already ruled me out ☺️

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By *agicm696Man 42 weeks ago

High Wycombe

You only like girls 😔

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago


"...a social first in a quaint but chic cocktail bår. 🍸🍹 And then mågíç happens.

I dislike coffee, so you've already ruled me out ☺️"

You would put me to shame with that bum 🍑

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By *hroatitboyMan 42 weeks ago

GLA


"I’ve just seen him in the massive cock thread 🤔"

I don’t have a viagra to get you up 🤣

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By *quirrel!Man 42 weeks ago

The Wirrel


"...a social first in a quaint but chic cocktail bår. 🍸🍹 And then mågíç happens.

I dislike coffee, so you've already ruled me out ☺️

You would put me to shame with that bum 🍑"

Mine too! It’s hairy!

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By *rchie300Man 42 weeks ago

Hamworthy


"I’ve just seen him in the massive cock thread 🤔

I don’t have a viagra to get you up 🤣"

……. Wow Throaty ….straight for the juggler …..ruthless 👍…… I like it

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By *asualfridayMan 42 weeks ago

Highlands


"I’ve just seen him in the massive cock thread 🤔

I don’t have a viagra to get you up 🤣……. Wow Throaty ….straight for the juggler …..ruthless 👍…… I like it "

I'm on a no men streak and it'd be a shame to break it. Sorry dude

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago

You don’t like it up ya.

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By *hroatitboyMan 42 weeks ago

GLA


"I’ve just seen him in the massive cock thread 🤔

I don’t have a viagra to get you up 🤣……. Wow Throaty ….straight for the juggler …..ruthless 👍…… I like it "

As long as it hits the right spot 🤣

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago


"I’ve just seen him in the massive cock thread 🤔

I don’t have a viagra to get you up 🤣……. Wow Throaty ….straight for the juggler …..ruthless 👍…… I like it

As long as it hits the right spot 🤣"

I dont have what he wants to throat

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By *tannersMan 42 weeks ago

stanley


"I’ve just seen him in the massive cock thread 🤔

I don’t have a viagra to get you up 🤣……. Wow Throaty ….straight for the juggler …..ruthless 👍…… I like it

As long as it hits the right spot 🤣

I dont have what he wants to throat"

Ran out of butter

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By *eroLondonMan 42 weeks ago

Mayfair


"...a social first in a quaint but chic cocktail bår. 🍸🍹 And then mågíç happens.

·

I dislike coffee, so you've already ruled me out ☺️"

I am crestfallen. I was upbeat and now I am downcast.

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By *issMeKate2Woman 42 weeks ago

near the river medway


"I’ve just seen him in the massive cock thread 🤔

I don’t have a viagra to get you up 🤣……. Wow Throaty ….straight for the juggler …..ruthless 👍…… I like it

I'm on a no men streak and it'd be a shame to break it. Sorry dude "

Dick Tracey broke my heart

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By *ay5043Man 42 weeks ago

Chelmsford


"I’ve just seen him in the massive cock thread 🤔

I don’t have a viagra to get you up 🤣……. Wow Throaty ….straight for the juggler …..ruthless 👍…… I like it

I'm on a no men streak and it'd be a shame to break it. Sorry dude

Dick Tracey broke my heart "

I’m currently watching re runs of eastenders whilst eating a pot noodle. Maybe later.

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By *ecretxLoverWoman 42 weeks ago

Glasgow


"I’ve just seen him in the massive cock thread 🤔

I don’t have a viagra to get you up 🤣……. Wow Throaty ….straight for the juggler …..ruthless 👍…… I like it

I'm on a no men streak and it'd be a shame to break it. Sorry dude

Dick Tracey broke my heart

I’m currently watching re runs of eastenders whilst eating a pot noodle. Maybe later. "

I’ll leave you to watch eastenders x

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