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If i said you had a beautiful body
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By (user no longer on site) OP 42 weeks ago
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"What would you do?
I’d ask how you had escaped from your carers again, unless it was said online, in which case I’d immediately realise I was being catfished again."
Ah this makes me sad.
P.s i hate catfish there whiskers scare me |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 42 weeks ago
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"What would you do?
Propose 💍
We are already engaged thats cheating
And yet I’m still waiting for you to say I have a beautiful body. Really makes you think "
🤣🤣🤣🤣 thats because you told me we had to wait until i was 20 years older for coitus |
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By *eys00Man 42 weeks ago
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"What would you do?
Propose 💍
We are already engaged thats cheating
And yet I’m still waiting for you to say I have a beautiful body. Really makes you think
🤣🤣🤣🤣 thats because you told me we had to wait until i was 20 years older for coitus "
We’re surely down to 19 years now! 😍 |
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"What would you do?
I’d ask how you had escaped from your carers again, unless it was said online, in which case I’d immediately realise I was being catfished again.
Ah this makes me sad.
P.s i hate catfish there whiskers scare me "
No need to be scared of the whiskers, just don’t go wading into muddy rivers in the southern US and sticking your arm in holes you can’t see into! (This advice, with modifications also applies in the average UK swinging club) |
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By *eys00Man 42 weeks ago
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"Laugh in embarrassment and change the subject. "
Well then we’ll just change it right back again to we can convince you 😍 And we’ll all chip in to buy you a mirror, you clearly don’t have one 😉😂 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 42 weeks ago
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"What would you do? make an appointment for you at specsavers"
No negativity on my thread. Everyones body is a beautiful machine that gets us through day to day ... im not having it ❤️ |
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"What would you do?"
Blush, look around to make sure you’re really talking to me, then once sure pounce ninja like grab you into my arms and snog those luscious off, before whispering, I’ve got the butter if you’ve got the time to kill😘 |
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Probably go a bit red,as I'm bit of a weirdo, when it comes to taking a compliment,I'm just me, nothing special, just me🤭and tell you that it's not half as good as yours,and id rather be seeing what I see,than what you can see 🙂 |
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"I’d think your were trying to lull me into a false sense of security and steal my biscuits …. Wrongun
😂😂 What biscuits are you on?
Homemade shortbread 🥳"
🤔👌🏻 Could understand why, you would,a tasty biscuit indeed |
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