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By (user no longer on site) OP 42 weeks ago
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GAME TIME FABBERS!! 🥳
Purpose of the game is simple - you are a wingman/woman. 🫡
All you have to do is describe someone on here and help them get laid.
You CANNOT say who they are 🤫
On the plus side, if you like how someone else has reviewed someone and would like to boink, you have the option to say SMASH or PASS.
Anyone who gets a SMASH must be revealed. Those who receive a PASS shall remain hidden😶🌫️
Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready to HELP ME GET LAID? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 42 weeks ago
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"I dont understandddddds 🙈"
Give a description of someone without saying who it is. Sell them to see if you can get them laid (as a wingman does).
Also, if there is one you like, say SMASH. If you don't, say PASS. |
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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago
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"I dont understandddddds 🙈
... that's cos you're from Stockton ... 'they' don't understand many things ...
I can say that cos I'm from Norton  "
I live here but not from here.. so stick with your own thickos you 🤣😉 |
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By *ent57Man 42 weeks ago
... where the streets have no name! |
"I dont understandddddds 🙈
... that's cos you're from Stockton ... 'they' don't understand many things ...
I can say that cos I'm from Norton
I live here but not from here.. so stick with your own thickos you 🤣😉"
Ah but ... you catch being a thicko living close to the river Tees ... anywhere East of Yarm that is!
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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago
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"I dont understandddddds 🙈
... that's cos you're from Stockton ... 'they' don't understand many things ...
I can say that cos I'm from Norton
I live here but not from here.. so stick with your own thickos you 🤣😉
Ah but ... you catch being a thicko living close to the river Tees ... anywhere East of Yarm that is!
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You keep telling yourself that 🤣 |
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"I dont understandddddds 🙈
... that's cos you're from Stockton ... 'they' don't understand many things ...
I can say that cos I'm from Norton
I live here but not from here.. so stick with your own thickos you 🤣😉
Ah but ... you catch being a thicko living close to the river Tees ... anywhere East of Yarm that is!
You keep telling yourself that 🤣"
give him a bit of tight thigh treatment shut him up 🤣 |
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I also don't understand but I'll take a punt:
I'll be wingman to Thickthighs25 as I've given up on the previous 24 of then.
Thickthighs25. A worthwhile candidate/candy-date for anyone with a four-lettered name beginning with "N" and ending with an "O", with an "er" in between, and hailing from the majestic city of London. If they share their passions for coffee then all the better.
Oh, I think I've invariably and accidentally paired her up with me. How fortuitous! 🙂 |
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Ok my attempt
Thickthighs, smouldering eyes, lips that promise pleasure . Always brings her own butter and is the most sensual and tender proponent of the noble art of bumming that I have ever known.
Ps Her cuddles are awesome too |
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"I also don't understand but I'll take a punt:
I'll be wingman to Thickthighs25 as I've given up on the previous 24 of then.
Thickthighs25. A worthwhile candidate/candy-date for anyone with a four-lettered name beginning with "N" and ending with an "O", with an "er" in between, and hailing from the majestic city of London. If they share their passions for coffee then all the better.
Oh, I think I've invariably and accidentally paired her up with me. How fortuitous! 🙂"
You've broke the rules by saying who you described! The rules are easy to not understand  |
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"Ok my attempt
Thickthighs, smouldering eyes, lips that promise pleasure . Always brings her own butter and is the most sensual and tender proponent of the noble art of bumming that I have ever known.
Ps Her cuddles are awesome too "
Another rule breaker!  |
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Treats her man like a king gives him all the pleasure he deserves. A bum thats second too none, luckily for you guys she enjoys getting some oil rubbed on there. Beautiful woman who looks like she knows how too have fun 😈 who is it? |
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"Treats her man like a king gives him all the pleasure he deserves. A bum thats second too none, luckily for you guys she enjoys getting some oil rubbed on there. Beautiful woman who looks like she knows how too have fun 😈 who is it?"
Is it the smash or pass bit now? If someone gets a smash it's revealed or if they get a pass it's hidden? Keep this up people, after 175 let's go to thread 2  |
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"Treats her man like a king gives him all the pleasure he deserves. A bum thats second too none, luckily for you guys she enjoys getting some oil rubbed on there. Beautiful woman who looks like she knows how too have fun 😈 who is it?
Is it the smash or pass bit now? If someone gets a smash it's revealed or if they get a pass it's hidden? Keep this up people, after 175 let's go to thread 2 "
yes, if you like the description of the person above right smash, if not right pass |
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"I dont understandddddds 🙈
... that's cos you're from Stockton ... 'they' don't understand many things ...
I can say that cos I'm from Norton "
Smash.... im guessing because he described ThickThighs and I liked the way he done it, I can say samsh about her
If not... then id still smash 😂 |
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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago
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Hes a delicious treat that will melt you like his favourite icecream.
Hes a buff boy who would be able to pick you up, throw you over his shoulder and ride you into battle.
He may/may not have secret children
Gooooooooo |
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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago
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"I also don't understand but I'll take a punt:
I'll be wingman to Thickthighs25 as I've given up on the previous 24 of then.
Thickthighs25. A worthwhile candidate/candy-date for anyone with a four-lettered name beginning with "N" and ending with an "O", with an "er" in between, and hailing from the majestic city of London. If they share their passions for coffee then all the better.
Oh, I think I've invariably and accidentally paired her up with me. How fortuitous! 🙂"
Smash 🤤🤣 |
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"Part Italian she looks as good as a Lamborghini, moves like a Ferrari, will give you the ride of your life and leave you begging more. So sexy they named a fragrance after her. smash who is it"
The delectable TT |
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"Part Italian she looks as good as a Lamborghini, moves like a Ferrari, will give you the ride of your life and leave you begging more. So sexy they named a fragrance after her. smash who is it
The delectable TT"
ooo it seems like thick thighs is a favourite, no wonder 😍 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 42 weeks ago
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"Hes a delicious treat that will melt you like his favourite icecream.
Hes a buff boy who would be able to pick you up, throw you over his shoulder and ride you into battle.
He may/may not have secret children
Gooooooooo"
Sounds like a loser. PASS! |
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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago
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"Part Italian she looks as good as a Lamborghini, moves like a Ferrari, will give you the ride of your life and leave you begging more. So sexy they named a fragrance after her. smash who is it
The delectable TT ooo it seems like thick thighs is a favourite, no wonder 😍 "
Ah its just stanley i paid him earlier 🤣 |
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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago
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"Hes a delicious treat that will melt you like his favourite icecream.
Hes a buff boy who would be able to pick you up, throw you over his shoulder and ride you into battle.
He may/may not have secret children
Gooooooooo
Sounds like a loser. PASS!"
SMASH |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 42 weeks ago
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"Hes a delicious treat that will melt you like his favourite icecream.
Hes a buff boy who would be able to pick you up, throw you over his shoulder and ride you into battle.
He may/may not have secret children
Gooooooooo
Sounds like a loser. PASS!
SMASH"
Whom is this mysterious personof which you wish to participate in coitus of the genital regions with? |
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"Part Italian she looks as good as a Lamborghini, moves like a Ferrari, will give you the ride of your life and leave you begging more. So sexy they named a fragrance after her. smash who is it
The delectable TT ooo it seems like thick thighs is a favourite, no wonder 😍
Ah its just stanley i paid him earlier 🤣"
Still recovering 😘 |
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