Having an all nighter meet in a London hotel with a lovely London based South African lady and I fell off the bed!
Landed on my coccyx bone. Oh that hurt! I still get a twinge at times. Good memories of that night. |
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Was once at the coast with an ex and for some reason really horny, blamed it on the sea air. Anyway I was fucking her hard and my cock slipped out as I was thrusting my cock didn't go back in , no idea what it hit but there was a loud crack and a sharp pain. I was horny so kept going. After she says are you ok I heard that crack, I said yeah I'm fine now. Went to sleep and got up the next morning for the loo looked down and my cock was black, not a bit bruised but completely black 😲 |
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By *CExeCouple 38 weeks ago
Hong-Kong/Exeter |
Caught my cock in my zip after a very fun meet. Luckily the lady was a nurse and very delicately helped rescue the situation!
Chels once sent a guy to hospital as he almost broke his back 🤣 and we had a chap recently tear a muscle in his groin mid thrust, not fun at all! |
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The Mrs and I were in a hotel on the outskirts of Bath.we’d been out drinking and I took a Viagra. We were at it hammer and tongs on the balcony and I slipped out and I thrust into her taint. My god there was blood pouring out of my urethra and it wouldn’t stop for ages, I ran Ito the shower and it was everywhere!! Eventually it stopped before I had to get to hospital. Crazy. |
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By *cgmcgMan 38 weeks ago
kingston |
A guy I meet regularly, bi-c, was just getting used to deep throating. I was pushing the boundary to make him gag, which he took manfully for a short while, then clamped his teeth on my cock. Fuck...he drew blood. I decided against going for a rabies injection 😛, and did without till it healed |
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I nearly knocked a guy out with my heavy ball stretcher when he was fucklicking us. To add insult to injury, I pulled out of Polly,shot his face with a bumper load - he couldn't open his eyes and it looked like an explosion in an emulsion factory  |
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"Too many orgasms in one day ended up in Mr going to the doctors with ball pain. That was when you could get an appointment with a GP."
That at least doesn't sound too bad compared to the old crack/pop of a bent cock |
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By (user no longer on site) 38 weeks ago
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Fell flat on my bum when trying to look sexy and sophisticated in six inch heels in a club. Went over like a felled tree. Right on my tail bone. Was agony the next morning, but I styled it out on the night  |
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"Had a girlfriend nearly circumsie me!!! Caught the bit of skin with her incisor tooth and split it, blood sprayed everywhere, looked like a crime scene!!!  "
Ouch!
See this is where I always don't understand how without the guy ripping his banjo string from going in hard and dry, how a guy could r8pe someone (sorry it went dark, and obviously it shouldn't be happening) but yeah, how? Unless they all just happen to have pencil dicks that's not even touching the lips |
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"Recently on holiday encouraged the hubby to go harder with the ropes and flogger. Amazing orgasms but still carrying the bum and thigh bruises  "
Yeah, never been a fan of leaving proper marks on a womans body. I'll enjoy a good scratching from the woman, but leaving marks on a woman just isn't for me, even if she likes it |
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"A guy I meet regularly, bi-c, was just getting used to deep throating. I was pushing the boundary to make him gag, which he took manfully for a short while, then clamped his teeth on my cock. Fuck...he drew blood. I decided against going for a rabies injection 😛, and did without till it healed"
Oh ouch! Yeah whenever a woman's teeth scrape the head too much, it can end up making me go a bit soft |
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"Caught my cock in my zip after a very fun meet. Luckily the lady was a nurse and very delicately helped rescue the situation!
Chels once sent a guy to hospital as he almost broke his back 🤣 and we had a chap recently tear a muscle in his groin mid thrust, not fun at all!"
Haha bloody hell. You two need to start making guys limber up beforehand and signing a waiver 🤣 |
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Not a sex injury as such but many years ago I was out shopping with a mate. He went to the changing rooms to try on a pair of jeans. I heard an agonising shriek and he came staggering out of the cubicle with blood spreading from his groin.
Somehow he had managed to pull the zip over his foreskin. Totally trapped and in agony. An emergency circumcision was required to free him.
Ouch |
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By *aandLoCouple 38 weeks ago
Southampton |
Hubbie torn his frenulum while rubbing his cock against me over my knickers. Wouldn't stop bleeding and he had to go to A & E
We were due to go to a BBQ at my parents so we had to make up a story as to why he was at the hospital.
We're convinced they didn't believe us, and assumed we'd had some sort of row. 😬🤣 |
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was in a club a few years back when a very hot wife led me off to a room , wanting to impress got to work banging away like a Singer Sewing machine when my hammy decided to cramp up badly , after jumping around the room in agony for 5 minutes we both had a right giggle and went back to having fun at a more leisurly pace |
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Quite a few years ago now I met up with someone for the first time had been talking for a while and got there had a few drinks and then headed to the bedroom started with foreplay and when I got on top after a minute a dislocated my shoulder 🤣🤣🤣 |
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By (user no longer on site) 38 weeks ago
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It was the first time, and the last when I met someone with a piercing in his penis. It was a good size, I was giving deepthroat and the piercing scratched the back of my throat. |
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"was in a club a few years back when a very hot wife led me off to a room , wanting to impress got to work banging away like a Singer Sewing machine when my hammy decided to cramp up badly , after jumping around the room in agony for 5 minutes we both had a right giggle and went back to having fun at a more leisurly pace "
Aw christ aye, the cramp gets me now and again when in doggy |
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We spent our first New Year together in A&E due to the door opening whilst fucking using a door sex swing and C landing straight on her back…😬
We carried on having sex but later on she felt dizzy
I reckon it was my sex skills 👀😋
K |
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By *ister_EMan 38 weeks ago
Hayling Island |
I was seing a realy hot lass who wouldn't ever let me bring her to orgasm. She would always pull away just at the critical moment.
It didn't matter if it was fingering, oral, or penetrative sex, she would always pull away and snap her legs closed, just as she was about to cum.
She wouldn't ever discuss it and it was clear that whilst she loved sex and enjoyed making me cum, whilst it was incredibly frustrating I realy liked her and loved fucking her, so I wasn't to force the issue.
One night we had a bit to drink and a little 'alternative tobacco' and got pretty wild.
She got wilder and wilder under me and the next thing I knew was a white hot explosion of pain in my face and pleasure in my groin as she simultaneously clamped my cock like a vice with her convulsing pussy and headbutted me a couple of times in less than a second.
She went into to a full body seizure. I was trapped in her superhuman embrace and she was fitting and convulsing as I was both orgasming from the pleasure and seing stars from the headbutting.
Net result was two black eyes and a nearly broken nose for me and a big lump and ugly bruises on her forehead for her.
Turns out she had some kind of orgasm induced epilepsy and had been too embarrassed to talk about it.
I was just thankfull that it didn't happen while we were doing a 69  |
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"I was seing a realy hot lass who wouldn't ever let me bring her to orgasm. She would always pull away just at the critical moment.
It didn't matter if it was fingering, oral, or penetrative sex, she would always pull away and snap her legs closed, just as she was about to cum.
She wouldn't ever discuss it and it was clear that whilst she loved sex and enjoyed making me cum, whilst it was incredibly frustrating I realy liked her and loved fucking her, so I wasn't to force the issue.
One night we had a bit to drink and a little 'alternative tobacco' and got pretty wild.
She got wilder and wilder under me and the next thing I knew was a white hot explosion of pain in my face and pleasure in my groin as she simultaneously clamped my cock like a vice with her convulsing pussy and headbutted me a couple of times in less than a second.
She went into to a full body seizure. I was trapped in her superhuman embrace and she was fitting and convulsing as I was both orgasming from the pleasure and seing stars from the headbutting.
Net result was two black eyes and a nearly broken nose for me and a big lump and ugly bruises on her forehead for her.
Turns out she had some kind of orgasm induced epilepsy and had been too embarrassed to talk about it.
I was just thankfull that it didn't happen while we were doing a 69 "
🤣🤣🤣 That is priceless 🤣🤣🤣 |
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I spent several hours in the glory holes at a club, had a fabulous evening... got home, looked in the mirror and I had bruises to the top of my nose from it rubbing on the glory hole... the next morning all the blood had come to the surface, looked like I'd been hit in the face...
So many people at work asked what had happened lol  |
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By *ddfellowMan 38 weeks ago
New ferry wirral |
"I was seing a realy hot lass who wouldn't ever let me bring her to orgasm. She would always pull away just at the critical moment.
It didn't matter if it was fingering, oral, or penetrative sex, she would always pull away and snap her legs closed, just as she was about to cum.
She wouldn't ever discuss it and it was clear that whilst she loved sex and enjoyed making me cum, whilst it was incredibly frustrating I realy liked her and loved fucking her, so I wasn't to force the issue.
One night we had a bit to drink and a little 'alternative tobacco' and got pretty wild.
She got wilder and wilder under me and the next thing I knew was a white hot explosion of pain in my face and pleasure in my groin as she simultaneously clamped my cock like a vice with her convulsing pussy and headbutted me a couple of times in less than a second.
She went into to a full body seizure. I was trapped in her superhuman embrace and she was fitting and convulsing as I was both orgasming from the pleasure and seing stars from the headbutting.
Net result was two black eyes and a nearly broken nose for me and a big lump and ugly bruises on her forehead for her.
Turns out she had some kind of orgasm induced epilepsy and had been too embarrassed to talk about it.
I was just thankfull that it didn't happen while we were doing a 69 "
realy did make lol |
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