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I'd fuck you but.... part 2
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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Always has to start new threads |
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Always has an excuse to avoid being bummed |
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You’re too Grey and I only like Yogi |
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Hes always stealing picnic baskets |
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I think he might be sleepy xx 😄 |
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"I think he might be sleepy xx 😄"
Zzzzzzzzzz....... sorry what i was napping |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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"She prefers The Mr Men  "
He prefers dave |
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"She prefers The Mr Men
He prefers dave "
Your to far away |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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Ur a guy |
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I have a bit of a cold and I don’t want to pass it on xx 😘 |
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"I have a bit of a cold and I don’t want to pass it on xx 😘 "
Ill wear a mask x  |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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Can’t see your face |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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He's probably tired amd will fall asleep on the job  |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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You will leave me heartbroken 💔 |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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Has too many feelings |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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He’s scared to try new things 😳 |
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By *olo_89Couple 37 weeks ago
Kettering |
She won't dp the Mrs with me |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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My ham isn’t worthy |
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"My ham isn’t worthy"
Your on a journey |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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I’m not prepared to be part of an arch sandwich |
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By *ertcoupleCouple 37 weeks ago
Welwyn Garden City |
"I’m not prepared to be part of an arch sandwich"
Your single |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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Your not |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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"Your not "
I already friend zoned you 🫡 |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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"Your not
I already friend zoned you 🫡"
I'm not a part of his journey |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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"Your not
I already friend zoned you 🫡
I'm not a part of his journey "
Hes wants a journey not sex... like the hobbits |
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By *ace400Man 37 weeks ago
near knock |
"Your not Dave "
He’s looking for Dave |
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By *ertcoupleCouple 37 weeks ago
Welwyn Garden City |
"I'm not Dave "
Can't think of anything  |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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I don’t swing that way |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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scared of swings |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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"I’ve got a bone in my leg. "
Youve got an unimaginative username |
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"I’m out of your league "
You wouldn’t fit |
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"I’m out of your league
You wouldn’t fit "
You’re out of my league
(Stupidest excuse ever, I know!) |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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In a league of their own |
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face is too out of this world 👽😁 |
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"face is too out of this world 👽😁"
Spend too much time with starmer |
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Thier not serious, only playing |
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By *MGuyMan 37 weeks ago
stay away for work |
"Thier not serious, only playing "
Id wna be the one tied up |
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"You don't have a pussy..."
Two far away |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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"You don't have a pussy...
Two far away "
Three's a crowd. |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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Your enchlophobia is a turn off |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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"Your enchlophobia is a turn off"
Hes already turned off |
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"Your enchlophobia is a turn off
Hes already turned off"
She’s more worried about him being turned off x |
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We’ve already arranged to shag NoStringsFun85. |
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I’m reading Bumming for beginners by Rich Anal |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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"We’ve already arranged to shag NoStringsFun85."
I'm waiting until thursday at 10.15 |
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In too exotic and too Dorset for her |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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He's too many things |
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By *RWoodyCouple 37 weeks ago
Lincolnshire |
"He's too many things"
I would, but your emoji game is strong, even stronger than my addiction to them 😂😂😂
J x |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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"Has a problem with emjos "
His tongue is longer than mine |
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I'm too tired to think of a convincing reason not to. |
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By *RWoodyCouple 37 weeks ago
Lincolnshire |
"Shes falling alseep on me"
He already has another lady on top so 🤷🏼♀️
J x |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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Already got boobies out |
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"Already got boobies out"
you don't have what I want
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I ordered Courtney Cox, not Fox 😜 |
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I don’t have a yellow pages handy |
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Hi guys looking for a couple to play with 1st time message me |
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I’m straight and you have no good photos |
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By *RWoodyCouple 37 weeks ago
Lincolnshire |
"Hi guys looking for a couple to play with 1st time message me "
He's out looking for someone.
J x |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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Too bad for me 😎😎😎😎😎 |
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By *RWoodyCouple 37 weeks ago
Lincolnshire |
"Too cool for me  "
Too Super for me so 🤷🏼♀️
J x |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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"Too cool for me
Too Super for me so 🤷🏼♀️
J x"
Ive already agreed to meet JRbuzz |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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"Too cool for me
Too Super for me so 🤷🏼♀️
J x
Ive already agreed to meet JRbuzz"
You cheated on me with jrbuzz |
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By *olo_89Couple 37 weeks ago
Kettering |
"Too cool for me
Too Super for me so 🤷🏼♀️
J x
Ive already agreed to meet JRbuzz
You cheated on me with jrbuzz "
Your shady |
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"You’re too colourful for me…"
You are too tall to fit on the plane |
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"You’re too colourful for me…
You are too tall to fit on the plane"
You're too far away 😔 |
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I'm on a date with CurvaceousIndigo  |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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"I'm on a date with CurvaceousIndigo "
Hes on a date with curvaceousindigo |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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She won't cuddle me |
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By *ace400Man 37 weeks ago
near knock |
"I’m out of fairy liquid "
He’s Gone shopping for fairy liquid |
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"I’m out of fairy liquid "
I think you'd crush me with those amazing thighs! |
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"I’m out of fairy liquid
I think you'd crush me with those amazing thighs!"
Ive went weak at the knees |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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I am washing my beard |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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"I am washing my beard"
Im oiling my beard |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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"I am washing my beard
Im oiling my beard"
Hes a slippery one |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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He slipped |
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Am to busy laughing at the guy who slipped |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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Looks like he wants to attack me |
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He's to busy getting another tat |
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By *ocktowerMan 37 weeks ago
North Wales and Bulgaria. |
Busy wanking over your photos xx |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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You’re a wanker 🕺🏻 |
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"You’re a wanker 🕺🏻"
You remind me too much of Ian Holloway |
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By *urenutsMan 37 weeks ago
Waltham cross/Harrow HA1 |
"You’re a wanker 🕺🏻
You remind me too much of Ian Holloway"
You to hot |
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I genuinely do have a nuts allergy... |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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"[Removed by poster at 31/10/25 10:07:21]
I genuinely do have a nuts allergy..."
I love nuts |
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I’m worried you’ll do a disappearing act. |
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By *artLydCouple 37 weeks ago
London |
"I’m worried you’ll do a disappearing act."
Don't want to catch the man flu! Sorry! |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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Has caught the man flu |
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I'm off to do my food shopping. |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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The queue is too long |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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Flights to London are too expensive |
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By *heelerMan 37 weeks ago
Northants |
"I prefer a slimmer rod to fish"
I like a bit of colour in my life. |
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"I prefer a slimmer rod to fish
I like a bit of colour in my life."
Your just too sexy |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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Not sexy enough |
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"Not sexy enough"
To much of a Viking for us |
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I inly yse google chrome not mono chrome |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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Clearly still uses Ask Jeeves |
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"Clearly still uses Ask Jeeves "
I think the aliens are waiting to take him back x |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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By *olo_89Couple 37 weeks ago
Kettering |
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Can't keep a sentence together |
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Every 30 seconds there's these bloody kids knocking on the door. Trick or treat? Sod off. |
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"They don't like treats "
We do. Imagine FAB trick or treat night. It'd be the Simpsons Halloween edition they couldn't air. |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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Too relaxed for hyper me |
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"Too relaxed for hyper me "
I don’t have the energy for hyper |
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"They don't like treats
We do. Imagine FAB trick or treat night. It'd be the Simpsons Halloween edition they couldn't air."
I like your thinking  |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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I'm not near Mansfield 😕 |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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Been banished too much |
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I’m like women!
But I’m sure my gf would! |
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I think growling at the badger is cruel lol |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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"I’m
More of a laddie "
Ffs im still not dave |
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I cant find any reason not to fuck you |
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You already appear to have a mouthful |
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I can’t think of anything …. You’ve a rubbish pumpkin 🤷 |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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Lacks brain usage |
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"Lacks brain usage "
He looks like he needs probing x |
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