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Why wouldn't you fuck the Person/couple above.
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Time to start this one again.
Keep it funny, keep it light. Be kind.
Off you go... |
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By *ertcoupleCouple 21 weeks ago
Welwyn Garden City |
"Time to start this one again.
Keep it funny, keep it light. Be kind.
Off you go... "
We're not good enough  |
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By (user no longer on site) 21 weeks ago
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"Too far!
Yes x"
Too many verifications  |
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Because I'd want it over and over again |
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"His willy is in hiding"
I can dream
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By *cgmcgMan 21 weeks ago
kingston |
Remote control hygiene. Just no. |
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"Remote control hygiene. Just no."
We don’t do single guys   |
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I don’t do couples who don’t do single guys x |
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There's no fun South of Watford gap.
😊 |
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They just won't stay still long enough. Thier always dancing about. X💋 |
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"To far away 😋"
My dick had to have fallen off… |
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He’s had a terrible accident! Xx 😄 |
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I may die from his electric touch |
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"I may die from his electric touch "
As the male, I fear I’d cum too quick. 🤷♂️😂🥵🥵 |
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"I may die from his electric touch
As the male, I fear I’d cum too quick. 🤷♂️😂🥵🥵"
Mr is in the way and I can’t get into her… cock blocked |
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He can't get those damn tighties off. Damn |
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"They are busy doing the tango"
Her muffin is too hot |
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By (user no longer on site) 21 weeks ago
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I'd get addicted. |
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"I'd get to excited!"
Don’t want his ‘stinking cold’… |
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"I'd get to excited!
Don’t want his ‘stinking cold’…"
I'm too old  |
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By (user no longer on site) 21 weeks ago
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To far away |
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"Can't trust a cowboy 🤷"
Lol ditto.. |
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By *oodo69Man 21 weeks ago
London (visiting frequently) |
"Can't trust a cowboy 🤷
Lol ditto.."
Dont have any excuse at all really 😩 |
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By (user no longer on site) 21 weeks ago
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Older than id be looking for |
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Looks like he would come on my knickers! |
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Flowers might set off my hay fever |
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"Flowers might set off my hay fever "
I'm washing my hair |
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By *eyeYCouple 21 weeks ago
Nr Leicester |
"Flowers might set off my hay fever
I'm washing my hair "
There's effort required 😉 |
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By *harmingCMan 21 weeks ago
Bishops Stortford |
"Flowers might set off my hay fever
I'm washing my hair
There's effort required 😉"
I don’t match what they need |
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"Flowers might set off my hay fever
I'm washing my hair
There's effort required 😉
I don’t match what they need "
He's not charming enough |
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Because they don't want me to. 🤷 |
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Probably wet knickers beforehand |
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may not have chemistry, can't tell without meeting |
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By (user no longer on site) 21 weeks ago
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Was never good at science |
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By (user no longer on site) 21 weeks ago
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Miles away 🤣 |
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By (user no longer on site) 21 weeks ago
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She’s short  |
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"She’s short "
He's got too many penises |
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"She’s short
He's got too many penises"
He's still in lockdown |
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By *eyeYCouple 21 weeks ago
Nr Leicester |
"She’s short
He's got too many penises"
Too bloody far away 🤦😆 |
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By *eyeYCouple 21 weeks ago
Nr Leicester |
"She’s short
He's got too many penises
He's still in lockdown "
Scared we'd trap her tail in the door.. |
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"She’s short
He's got too many penises
He's still in lockdown
Scared we'd trap her tail in the door.."
Easy! Not looking for single guys |
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By (user no longer on site) 21 weeks ago
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By (user no longer on site) 21 weeks ago
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"She’s short
He's got too many penises
He's still in lockdown
Scared we'd trap her tail in the door..
Easy! Not looking for single guys "
he woukd never leave |
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By *eyeYCouple 21 weeks ago
Nr Leicester |
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"She’s short
He's got too many penises
He's still in lockdown
Scared we'd trap her tail in the door..
Easy! Not looking for single guys he woukd never leave "
Because She wants Greggs sausage rolls after sex. |
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"She’s short
He's got too many penises
He's still in lockdown
Scared we'd trap her tail in the door..
Easy! Not looking for single guys he woukd never leave "
Too far away  |
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By *eyeYCouple 21 weeks ago
Nr Leicester |
"She’s short
He's got too many penises
He's still in lockdown
Scared we'd trap her tail in the door..
Easy! Not looking for single guys he woukd never leave "
We would never leave 🤔 |
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By *eyeYCouple 21 weeks ago
Nr Leicester |
"My wife would be jealous "
We'd be too helpful in her getting over it 😉 |
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By *evonFbsCouple 21 weeks ago
East Devon |
Health and safety thos Nips could have an eye out !! |
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"My wife would be jealous
We'd be too helpful in her getting over it 😉"
While your helping her I’d be helping you |
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"My wife would be jealous
We'd be too helpful in her getting over it 😉
While your helping her I’d be helping you"
we have to msny verifications |
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By *eyeYCouple 21 weeks ago
Nr Leicester |
"My wife would be jealous
We'd be too helpful in her getting over it 😉
While your helping her I’d be helping you we have to msny verifications "
Socials and friends only x |
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"My wife would be jealous
We'd be too helpful in her getting over it 😉
While your helping her I’d be helping you we have to msny verifications
Socials and friends only x"
Because we are woeful at making the first move 😊 |
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By (user no longer on site) 21 weeks ago
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By (user no longer on site) 21 weeks ago
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"My wife would be jealous
We'd be too helpful in her getting over it 😉
While your helping her I’d be helping you we have to msny verifications
Socials and friends only x"
Because I’m not sure who I’d want sucking my cock first  |
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By (user no longer on site) 21 weeks ago
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Because their rope skills arnt neat enough 😉 |
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Because we are crap at initiating anything |
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"Because we are crap at initiating anything "
Sadly they arent what we are seeking x
Mrs x |
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"Because we are crap at initiating anything
Sadly they arent what we are seeking x
Mrs x"
Because Im not what they’re seeking 😂 |
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There is not one good reason why I wouldn’t xx 😉😘 |
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By *eyeYCouple 21 weeks ago
Nr Leicester |
"There is not one good reason why I wouldn’t xx 😉😘"
Ditto, but mainly looking for single guy's, may be persuaded to lend him you though 😉 |
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"There is not one good reason why I wouldn’t xx 😉😘
No reason "
Usual reason of distance  |
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"Because their rope skills arnt neat enough 😉"
Because they haven't volunteered to teach me  |
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"There is not one good reason why I wouldn’t xx 😉😘
No reason
Usual reason of distance "
I would be jealous of his boots |
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"I'd get to excited!
Don’t want his ‘stinking cold’…"
😂 |
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By *eyeYCouple 21 weeks ago
Nr Leicester |
"I'd get to excited!
Don’t want his ‘stinking cold’…
😂"
Same, enough germs here with the bloody kids 🤣 |
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"To far away "
I looked at their photos and forgot my name and address |
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Literally cannot think of any reason at all...stunning couple |
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"Literally cannot think of any reason at all...stunning couple "
Far to hot mmmmmmm |
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By (user no longer on site) 21 weeks ago
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"Literally cannot think of any reason at all...stunning couple
Far to hot mmmmmmm"
They never invited me. |
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"Literally cannot think of any reason at all...stunning couple
Far to hot mmmmmmm
They never invited me. "
He might be a law unto himself |
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"Literally cannot think of any reason at all...stunning couple
Far to hot mmmmmmm
They never invited me.
He might be a law unto himself "
Awful jokes....😂 |
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By (user no longer on site) 21 weeks ago
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"Literally cannot think of any reason at all...stunning couple
Far to hot mmmmmmm
They never invited me.
He might be a law unto himself
Awful jokes....😂"
Might get addicted to metal. |
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"Literally cannot think of any reason at all...stunning couple
Far to hot mmmmmmm
They never invited me.
He might be a law unto himself
Awful jokes....😂
Might get addicted to metal. "
Doesn't want to get addicted to metal....😂🤘 |
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"Nowt wrong with metal"
It would be a marvel if he turned up |
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They would be out having a howling good time 😋 |
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By (user no longer on site) 21 weeks ago
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"They would be out having a howling good time 😋"
It's too warm down south |
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Not enough cuffs to go around 😈 |
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"They would be out having a howling good time 😋
It's too warm down south "
Wouldn’t get past those boobs |
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By (user no longer on site) 21 weeks ago
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Not naughty enough |
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"Not naughty enough "
Too naughty |
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"Not naughty enough "
I’m guessing he wouldn’t appreciate it much. |
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By *H7in5Man 21 weeks ago
Chesterfield |
"Not naughty enough
Too naughty "
I am too polite |
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By (user no longer on site) 21 weeks ago
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Only like girls 😉 |
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By *loydyMan 21 weeks ago
British |
"Time to start this one again.
Keep it funny, keep it light. Be kind.
Off you go... "
because most single blokes haven't got a hope in hell of getting a couple |
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I’m blind, so can’t comment on above, but would love a reason my someone wouldn’t do that to me |
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Too busy getting frisky at penthouse |
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By *c4funMan 21 weeks ago
nottingham |
The speed id finish would be embarrassing |
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By *oodo69Man 21 weeks ago
London (visiting frequently) |
"Too busy getting frisky at penthouse "
Her red sexy toes would get all the attention xx |
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I'm only the M, i can't provide the extra fff |
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Would be like a day at Alton Towers, amazing fun fun fun |
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"because hes a chappie"
Outside of our age bracket but looks incredible ☺️ |
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great couple and sexy butnot sure they would drive to plymouth |
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By *H7in5Man 21 weeks ago
Chesterfield |
" great couple and sexy butnot sure they would drive to plymouth "
Distance |
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He's Too busy creating new threads in thr forums |
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By (user no longer on site) 21 weeks ago
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"He's Too busy creating new threads in thr forums "
Trick question, we would |
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"He's Too busy creating new threads in thr forums
Trick question, we would "
Too late we’ve already fucked them in my dream |
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Because my cocks probably to small for her |
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"dammed distance again "
I can't do Saturdays |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS 21 weeks ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
"dammed distance again
I can't do Saturdays"
I suspect that they are both the baby eating bishop of Bath and Wells |
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Her boobs would put mine to shame |
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By (user no longer on site) 21 weeks ago
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They wouldn't let me |
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Too busy getting ready for tonight |
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By *rocMan 21 weeks ago
llandudno junction |
Can't think of any reason tbh |
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By *cgmcgMan 21 weeks ago
kingston |
"Can't think of any reason tbh "
Coz given what he's already had up there, I wouldn't touch the edges |
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I’m perming my mullet so I can’t |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS 21 weeks ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
"I’m perming my mullet so I can’t "
Has a mullet |
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Her tits are getting too much attention |
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"Her tits are getting too much attention "
Absolutely would, providing there’s someone to peel me off the ceiling afterwards 🥵 |
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His username reminds me of all the problems that are coming towards me |
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By *b40Man 21 weeks ago
lisburn |
His username has made me open an alcoholic drink |
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Now I want a beer and I’ve not got any …. |
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We’re to busy getting ready to go out 💋 |
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By *rocMan 21 weeks ago
llandudno junction |
Wouldn't get down to you in time |
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We heard a whisper they got personal with a few concrete cows …. |
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I’m looking for exceptional not average |
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