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You’re stuck in a broken lift with the person above over night, What happens next?

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By *ongjohnson99 OP   Man 5 days ago

Nearby to you

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By *oe n JayCouple 5 days ago

Surrey

Play I spy till the lift starts again lol

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By *ricoupleCouple 5 days ago

Groningen NL

We have a fun time x

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By *orklad4funMan 5 days ago

York

I am very happy

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By *ustus5555Woman 5 days ago

Nottingham

Read all the graffiti twice 🤷

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By *acko452Man 5 days ago

maldon


"Read all the graffiti twice 🤷"

Read the graffiti with you then a long lingering kiss

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By *done777Man 5 days ago

Northwest(Derry/Donegal)


"Read all the graffiti twice 🤷

Read the graffiti with you then a long lingering kiss"

Start changing the words on the graffiti until they finish or let me join in

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By *veragecouple2000Couple 5 days ago

South Wales

Start drawing more graffiti with him xx 😘

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By *ongjohnson99 OP   Man 5 days ago

Nearby to you

provide some entertainment and do the helicopter trick

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By *liviaGTV/TS 5 days ago

Garstang

I be sucking his cock and his balls and hope he fuck my pussy till morning

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By *hamallamadingdongMan 5 days ago

London

Monopoly Go

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By *ibesAndVarietyCouple 5 days ago

Edinburgh


"Monopoly Go"

Put that hard hat and high viz to good use and fix it

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By *linyMan 5 days ago

Manchester/London

Truth or dare

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By *otwhitecockMan 5 days ago

derby

Play rock paper scissors

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By *eatgobblerMan 5 days ago

surrey/Hampshire

Sword fight till the death, or we get released

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By *ongjohnson99 OP   Man 5 days ago

Nearby to you

Knight the winner

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By *ungStud4U83Man 5 days ago

n/a

Discuss current events lol

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By *vonCalling2022Couple 5 days ago

Whyteleafe

Only a matter of time before I want him to fuck me with that lovely cock!

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By *oyoteUglyWoman 5 days ago

not even in the north west

I reality I'd give them a look that said don't even try and make conversation then look busy on my phone.

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By *ungStud4U83Man 5 days ago

n/a


"Only a matter of time before I want him to fuck me with that lovely cock!"

Well now I need to catch a lift lol

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By *ewLife65Man 5 days ago

Sevenoaks

Sword fight

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By *uernseyFun50Man 5 days ago

Guernsey


"Sword fight "

Sword fight too

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By *hickthighs26Woman 5 days ago

funky town


"Sword fight

Sword fight too"

Sword fight

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 5 days ago

Bristol


"Sword fight

Sword fight too

Sword fight"

Hammer time 🔨

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By *icki222TV/TS 5 days ago

Lincoln

Anything he/she or they want 💁‍♀️

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By *ankoveryouMan 5 days ago

hull

Put cock in her

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By *allDarkTypeMan 5 days ago

Lancs/ Manc/ South East


"Put cock in her"

Tell him to out his cock away and help me get us all out the damn lift 😂

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By *evilinyouMan 5 days ago

Bristol


"Put cock in her

Tell him to out his cock away and help me get us all out the damn lift 😂"

Start a fire, cook our shirts, swap survival story's and generally have a good time untill we get out.

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By *oxy-RedWoman 5 days ago

pink panther territory


"Put cock in her

Tell him to out his cock away and help me get us all out the damn lift 😂

Start a fire, cook our shirts, swap survival story's and generally have a good time untill we get out. "

Unleash the devil in us both

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By *ungStud4U83Man 5 days ago

n/a


"Put cock in her

Tell him to out his cock away and help me get us all out the damn lift 😂

Start a fire, cook our shirts, swap survival story's and generally have a good time untill we get out.

Unleash the devil in us both "

Bury my face between her legs and tell her everything will be ok lol

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple 5 days ago

Round the bend

Break out into Massachusetts by the Bee Gees

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By *ungStud4U83Man 5 days ago

n/a


"Break out into Massachusetts by the Bee Gees "

I’ll try and do a dance in the backseat lol

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By *herryCola98Couple 5 days ago

Birmingham


"Break out into Massachusetts by the Bee Gees

I’ll try and do a dance in the backseat lol"

Dance along with him

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By *ungStud4U83Man 5 days ago

n/a


"Break out into Massachusetts by the Bee Gees

I’ll try and do a dance in the backseat lol

Dance along with him"

At the risk of replying to much I can’t resist saying I will attempt a dirty grind together she is too fine wow

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By *inaTitzTV/TS 5 days ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"Break out into Massachusetts by the Bee Gees

I’ll try and do a dance in the backseat lol

Dance along with him

At the risk of replying to much I can’t resist saying I will attempt a dirty grind together she is too fine wow"

He complains about how much space my boobs take up

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By *earditallWoman 5 days ago

Lancaster

Ha ha least I would have a bosom for a pillow

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By *arzanandJane2016Couple 5 days ago

the big city

We huddled naked to share body heat

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By *lderguy4uMan 5 days ago

wirral

I would hope the lift never worked again what away to go stunning body

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By *untimes76Man 5 days ago

Portland

Have to have a mmf to keep us occupied

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By *ongjohnson99 OP   Man 5 days ago

Nearby to you

piss in the corner it’s been hours

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By *en3021Man 5 days ago

york

She gets bent over in doggy

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By *herryCola98Couple 5 days ago

Birmingham


"piss in the corner it’s been hours "
hand a wet wipe

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By *ongjohnson99 OP   Man 5 days ago

Nearby to you

hand it back, dry

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By (user no longer on site) 5 days ago


"piss in the corner it’s been hours hand a wet wipe "

Hopefully convince you to come for a drink with us. If you say yes then that's you in our Web as our banter will make your underwear fall straight off 😆 🤣

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By *outhwestwillyMan 5 days ago

hayle


"piss in the corner it’s been hours hand a wet wipe

Hopefully convince you to come for a drink with us. If you say yes then that's you in our Web as our banter will make your underwear fall straight off 😆 🤣 "

I think I'd deffo get a hard on and accidentally let you see it

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By *usurrusCouple 5 days ago

North West

He would assure us that he was a lift engineer and sort the thing out.

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By *and12Couple 5 days ago

flint

We have a game of strip them naked

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By *herryCola98Couple 5 days ago

Birmingham


"We have a game of strip them naked "

Remove our clothing

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By *ildmanYorksMan 5 days ago

Doncaster


"We have a game of strip them naked

Remove our clothing "

Let her remove mine!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS 5 days ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"We have a game of strip them naked

Remove our clothing

Let her remove mine!

"

Spend the night arguing the rights and wrongs of the NUM and the UDM

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By *ongjohnson99 OP   Man 5 days ago

Nearby to you

I get my twister mat out of my backpack

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By *b1980Man 5 days ago

Burnley

Suck his cock

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By *ongjohnson99 OP   Man 5 days ago

Nearby to you

evaporate

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By *aptain Caveman41Man 5 days ago

Home

Chat about everything

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By *each needs some creamWoman 5 days ago

Ilfracombe


"Chat about everything "

Ask him about his socks x

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By *uckyDuk_82Man 4 days ago

Scarborough


"Chat about everything

Ask him about his socks x"

I bring out my bag of Donuts 🍩 😋

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By *ork-Boy99Man 4 days ago

Cork


"Chat about everything

Ask him about his socks x

I bring out my bag of Donuts 🍩 😋 "

Hopefully one of us has a deck of cards or something 😂

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By *effdelightMan 4 days ago

Grimsby

I ask if he can swap with the lady from the post above 🤣

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By *aptain Caveman41Man 4 days ago

Home


"Chat about everything

Ask him about his socks x

I bring out my bag of Donuts 🍩 😋

Hopefully one of us has a deck of cards or something 😂"

talk about sport

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By *aven RedWoman 4 days ago

who knows, but it's not raining x


"Chat about everything

Ask him about his socks x

I bring out my bag of Donuts 🍩 😋

Hopefully one of us has a deck of cards or something 😂talk about sport "

Change the topic from sport to anything else x

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By *lumb122Man 4 days ago

Swindon

ave a game of off ground tag

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By *fffunCouple 4 days ago

Somewhere just outside London

I take more pics of him for his profile

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By *ichie69ABCMan 4 days ago

Coventry

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By *ichie69ABCMan 4 days ago

Coventry

I’d make sure the lift never re opened haha

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By *issyfaggotfayeTV/TS 4 days ago

Bolton

If he gets horny, I blow him and no-one needs to know

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By *arzanandJane2016Couple 4 days ago

the big city

Wait patiently to get blown

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By *xplicitedgeCouple 4 days ago

c

Swing from 2 branches

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By *d4funtimesMan 4 days ago

Cambridge

Watching them getting flirty and playful, and awaiting to get invited to join the fun.

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By *he Gentleman 84Man 4 days ago

North East

Make sure he stays on his side of the lift jokes, just Jane a bit of banter to pass the time

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By *linyMan 4 days ago

Manchester/London

Discuss the plight of the leather back turtle due to the European demand for cheap bananas

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By *issLickalottapusWoman 4 days ago

La La Land

Use his body as a pillow

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By *55cMan 4 days ago

truro

Explore her whole body with my hands and tounge!! X

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By *igBeardyDanMan 4 days ago

Bilston

Chat about football and girls

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By *carlettsWoman 4 days ago

Harpenden


"Explore her whole body with my hands and tounge!! X"

I help him write some profile text

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By *rianbaddy2021Man 4 days ago

Galway/limerick

Game of travel scrabble?

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By *hinstrapMan 4 days ago

sheffield

I spy with my little eyyyyyyeeee

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By *ound1Man 4 days ago

Blackpool

Put porn on and have a wank lol

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By *oodford guyMan 4 days ago

Spain

Drop to my knees and blow him

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By *lueyes69Man 4 days ago

coventry

Make sure he leaves the lift happy

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By *vrxWoman 4 days ago

Belfast

Do a sexy photo shoot as he needs some better pics on his profile

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By *regS332Man 4 days ago

st austell

Hopefully she falls for me 😅

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By *ohnancarlyCouple 4 days ago

swansea

Keep her calm and just chat.

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By *hinstrapMan 4 days ago

sheffield

Just,stare at her tits

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By *ddjobMan 4 days ago

Haverfordwest

Get a breast of the situation

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By *inaTitzTV/TS 4 days ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"Get a breast of the situation "

Ahem

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By *endall_IronbridgeMan 4 days ago

Shropshire

Suggest we all get naked to save oxygen

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By *aughtySubMan 4 days ago

Liverpool

Pass the time by sucking him off

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By *ogerroger69Man 4 days ago

West Yorks

Some fingering?

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By *istressdandsubtCouple 4 days ago

caterham

Nothing yo the guy above as cant see his prifile so he wouldnt be in the lift . So.we would play with ourselves

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By *ellsOMan 4 days ago

hull

Naked twister

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By *hornyx69Man 4 days ago

dover

Just chat

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By *horskin!Man 4 days ago

you

Catch up on some sleep

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By *yprusdreamWoman 4 days ago

Cyprus


"Catch up on some sleep "

Lots and lots of sexual things

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By *picyFoxMan 4 days ago

Carlisle


"Catch up on some sleep

Lots and lots of sexual things "

What she said

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By *hunkyfunster85Man 4 days ago

birmingham

Play rock paper scissors

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By *inaTitzTV/TS 4 days ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"Play rock paper scissors "

Suggest a game of eye spy.

I spy with my little eye, something beginning with L...

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By *fffunCouple 4 days ago

Somewhere just outside London

Sleep and use her special pillows

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By *ourguiltypleasureMan 4 days ago

S


"Sleep and use her special pillows"

Lift crashes to the bottom from all the rocking inside 😈

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By *ampireLoveMan 4 days ago

Essex

Wish I wasn’t in the crashed lift with all the rocking 😭

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By *tevenVix2026Man 4 days ago

Nottingham

Playtime!

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By *ourguiltypleasureMan 4 days ago

S


"Wish I wasn’t in the crashed lift with all the rocking 😭"

Only on the first floor all survived lol

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By *ertcoupleCouple 4 days ago

Welwyn Garden City

Bet on who needs to piss first

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By *tevenVix2026Man 4 days ago

Nottingham


"Bet on who needs to piss first

"

Vicky! 100%

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By *ddjobMan 3 days ago

Haverfordwest

Best get naked so I don't look out of place with those two good looking people

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 3 days ago

Bristol


"Best get naked so I don't look out of place with those two good looking people "

Stay out of the way when he throws his hat 🎩

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By *orny blonde bitchWoman 3 days ago

Litherland

Ride that cock

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By *outhboyMan 3 days ago

derry

Eat that ass

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By *issLickalottapusWoman 3 days ago

La La Land

See how horny she actually is

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By *orestHardWoodMan 3 days ago

Lymington

Depends whether or not I had that Prawn Vindaloo!!

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 3 days ago

Bristol


"See how horny she actually is "

Tell her to PM me 👋

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By *ete le MeatMan 3 days ago

Derbyshire Nottinghamshire

Ask why his profile is not available

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By *usurrusCouple 3 days ago

North West


"Ask why his profile is not available"

Find out if he really is french. Then have a kip whilst the wife discusses his meat.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple 3 days ago

Brum

Spunk fight!

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By *olteMan 3 days ago

second right and follow the road round


"Ask why his profile is not available

Find out if he really is french. Then have a kip whilst the wife discusses his meat. "

I suggest it’s getting hot in here

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By *oppet22TV/TS 3 days ago

huddersfield

Ask her for her sexy underwear

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By *igboy12392Man 3 days ago

Gloucester

Your getting bent over

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By *igspoonshaftMan 3 days ago

morley

Go on fab and see if we can set are selfs up for a threesome when where out with any ladies 👀

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By *ancashireredheadWoman 3 days ago

Lancashire

Argue about priorities. Mine is breakfast.

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By *igspoonshaftMan 3 days ago

morley


"Argue about priorities. Mine is breakfast. "

See if I could tease her after are argument about breakfast by offing a sausage 👀😂

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By *usurrusCouple 3 days ago

North West


"Argue about priorities. Mine is breakfast. "

Share the breakfast from the room service stuck in the lift as well.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS 3 days ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"Argue about priorities. Mine is breakfast.

Share the breakfast from the room service stuck in the lift as well. "

Discuss favourite films

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By *ancashireredheadWoman 3 days ago

Lancashire


"Argue about priorities. Mine is breakfast.

Share the breakfast from the room service stuck in the lift as well.

Discuss favourite films "

We’re gonna need a bigger boat (lift)

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 3 days ago

Bristol


"Argue about priorities. Mine is breakfast.

Share the breakfast from the room service stuck in the lift as well.

Discuss favourite films

We’re gonna need a bigger boat (lift) "

Hopefully the cable snaps so I don’t have to endure much longer

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By *ancashireredheadWoman 3 days ago

Lancashire


"Argue about priorities. Mine is breakfast.

Share the breakfast from the room service stuck in the lift as well.

Discuss favourite films

We’re gonna need a bigger boat (lift)

Hopefully the cable snaps so I don’t have to endure much longer "

Put him out of his misery 🤣

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By *ungentlemanMan 3 days ago

queensferry

She aint walking out that lift.

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By *evilinyouMan 3 days ago

Bristol


"She aint walking out that lift. "

That sounds ominous

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 3 days ago

Bristol


"She aint walking out that lift. "

Chill out Rorschach

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By *ungentlemanMan 3 days ago

queensferry

😂😂 sorry that sounds threatening. Not meant like that at all

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By *ungentlemanMan 3 days ago

queensferry

😂😂 sorry that sounds threatening. Not meant like that at all

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By *ure_heatMan 3 days ago

Solihull


"😂😂 sorry that sounds threatening. Not meant like that at all"

I think I'm murdered?!

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By *F25Man 3 days ago

kent

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By *F25Man 3 days ago

kent


"😂😂 sorry that sounds threatening. Not meant like that at all

I think I'm murdered?! "

plenty of gym chat

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By *ure_heatMan 3 days ago

Solihull


"😂😂 sorry that sounds threatening. Not meant like that at all

I think I'm murdered?!

plenty of gym chat "

Fuck!

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By *ophie199Couple 3 days ago

Leeds

We’re fucking, hard

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By *adhu25Man 3 days ago

london

Watch them

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By *yesbeenopened2Couple 3 days ago

Rugby


"Watch them"

Chat.

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By *aphunterMan 3 days ago

horsham


"Watch them

Chat."

I’d feel over dressed so would take off my trousers too

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By *usurrusCouple 3 days ago

North West

Congratulate him on his pins.

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By *_y.sMan 3 days ago

sutton coldfield


"Congratulate him on his pins. "

Take a moment to watch

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By *imdrake1324Man 3 days ago

Smethwick


"Congratulate him on his pins. "

Definitely fucking

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By *inaTitzTV/TS 3 days ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"Congratulate him on his pins.

Definitely fucking "

Repeatedly drain him onto my perfectly reasonable sized boobs until he's totally dehydrated and we get upgraded to an emergency engineer call out on medical grounds

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By *imdrake1324Man 3 days ago

Smethwick


"Congratulate him on his pins.

Definitely fucking

Repeatedly drain him onto my perfectly reasonable sized boobs until he's totally dehydrated and we get upgraded to an emergency engineer call out on medical grounds "

Definitely that

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By *oyoteUglyWoman 3 days ago

not even in the north west

Id ask to have a feel of her tits then go back to browsing on my phone.

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By *_y.sMan 3 days ago

sutton coldfield


"Id ask to have a feel of her tits then go back to browsing on my phone."

I’d watch whilst gripping my dick through my jeans

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By *adhu25Man 3 days ago

london


"Id ask to have a feel of her tits then go back to browsing on my phone."

Rock, paper, scissors to see who will get out first

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By *likepineappleMan 3 days ago

Telford

One of us is going to need a shit, and completely ruin the mood

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By *he Gentleman 84Man 3 days ago

North East

Be a boring lift

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By *hitehorsefunCouple 3 days ago

Wantage

Reveal I've just got out after 25 years for murder and they never found the body

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By *ancashireredheadWoman 3 days ago

Lancashire


"Reveal I've just got out after 25 years for murder and they never found the body"

Press the emergency button and ask for Angela 😳

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By *imdrake1324Man 3 days ago

Smethwick


"Reveal I've just got out after 25 years for murder and they never found the body

Press the emergency button and ask for Angela 😳"

Flip a coin to see who gets naked first

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By *fffunCouple 2 days ago

Somewhere just outside London


"Reveal I've just got out after 25 years for murder and they never found the body

Press the emergency button and ask for Angela 😳

Flip a coin to see who gets naked first "

Play rock paper scissors

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By *herryCola98Couple 2 days ago

Birmingham


"Reveal I've just got out after 25 years for murder and they never found the body

Press the emergency button and ask for Angela 😳

Flip a coin to see who gets naked first

Play rock paper scissors "

Play ..

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By *illy boy2022Man 2 days ago

Newcastle

Let them decide

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