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This idea came to me today:
The Muddy Piss Puddle.
Basically, a hole is dug into the ground, then lined with plastic, then loose mud is put in the bottom.
Someone gets into the hole and multiple people start pissing into the hole and onto the person, and soon the mud and piss make a slurry that the person rolls around in.
A second person can join in if they wish, maybe fuck the first person. And if anyone wants to cum in the hole they are more than welcome to do so.
I'd definitely be up for being in the hole, getting covered, fucked, and cum on.
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Will there be an ice cream van nearby and maybe a converted tuk tuk selling pimms and prosecco ?
Can you also make sure who’s digging the hole wears a high viz, otherwise it could be a health a safety nightmare |
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"This idea came to me today:
The Muddy Piss Puddle.
Basically, a hole is dug into the ground, then lined with plastic, then loose mud is put in the bottom.
Someone gets into the hole and multiple people start pissing into the hole and onto the person, and soon the mud and piss make a slurry that the person rolls around in.
A second person can join in if they wish, maybe fuck the first person. And if anyone wants to cum in the hole they are more than welcome to do so.
I'd definitely be up for being in the hole, getting covered, fucked, and cum on.
Definitely on the register
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"Holy mother of God. Does you local constabulary know your whereabouts??? You know, just incase.  "
Yes, I'm on a special watch list just in case I go missing and all that's left is a pair of smoking shoes.
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"Will there be an ice cream van nearby and maybe a converted tuk tuk selling pimms and prosecco ?
Can you also make sure who’s digging the hole wears a high viz, otherwise it could be a health a safety nightmare "
It could be a whole day out, with snacks, beverages, ice cream, and ice lollies, with all sorts of adult fun, maybe even camping at night so the party can continue into the early hours of the morning, and the next day.
And yes, while digging the hole I'd have a hard hat, high viz vest, and safety boots on, and probably nothing else.
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"Why don't we all have a shit in the puddle as well? Make it even more enjoyable
Not for me, that's just not my cup of filth. But you go for it; all the power to you.
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I don’t know why people make such a fuss out of this idea it isn’t actually that bad. Better than the guy who wanted me to watch him eat his own poo in a public park. Right person/ people who knows (that doesn’t mean message me) 🤣 |
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"I don’t know why people make such a fuss out of this idea it isn’t actually that bad. Better than the guy who wanted me to watch him eat his own poo in a public park. Right person/ people who knows (that doesn’t mean message me) 🤣"
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Oh, I don't know — it depends on the park. If it's Holland Park or Richmond Park then he's doing it in style. If it's Walthamstow Park or Croydon Green then, well, ewww. |
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"I don’t know why people make such a fuss out of this idea it isn’t actually that bad. Better than the guy who wanted me to watch him eat his own poo in a public park. Right person/ people who knows (that doesn’t mean message me) 🤣
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Oh, I don't know — it depends on the park. If it's Holland Park or Richmond Park then he's doing it in style. If it's Walthamstow Park or Croydon Green then, well, ewww."
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"I don’t know why people make such a fuss out of this idea it isn’t actually that bad. Better than the guy who wanted me to watch him eat his own poo in a public park. Right person/ people who knows (that doesn’t mean message me) 🤣
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Oh, I don't know — it depends on the park. If it's Holland Park or Richmond Park then he's doing it in style. If it's Walthamstow Park or Croydon Green then, well, ewww.
Didn't have you down as a park snob"
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Proper posh, your lådyship. ⚜️ |
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"I don’t know why people make such a fuss out of this idea it isn’t actually that bad. Better than the guy who wanted me to watch him eat his own poo in a public park. Right person/ people who knows (that doesn’t mean message me) 🤣
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Oh, I don't know — it depends on the park. If it's Holland Park or Richmond Park then he's doing it in style. If it's Walthamstow Park or Croydon Green then, well, ewww.
Didn't have you down as a park snob
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Proper posh, your lådyship. ⚜️"
I know. You even stick your pinky out when drinking from the cup |
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"I don’t know why people make such a fuss out of this idea it isn’t actually that bad. Better than the guy who wanted me to watch him eat his own poo in a public park. Right person/ people who knows (that doesn’t mean message me) 🤣
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Oh, I don't know — it depends on the park. If it's Holland Park or Richmond Park then he's doing it in style. If it's Walthamstow Park or Croydon Green then, well, ewww."
🤣🤣 he didn’t give me details, I guess that would have been discussed at a later date had I agreed 🤷🏽♀️🤣 |
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"This idea came to me today:
The Muddy Piss Puddle.
Basically, a hole is dug into the ground, then lined with plastic, then loose mud is put in the bottom.
Someone gets into the hole and multiple people start pissing into the hole and onto the person, and soon the mud and piss make a slurry that the person rolls around in.
A second person can join in if they wish, maybe fuck the first person. And if anyone wants to cum in the hole they are more than welcome to do so.
I'd definitely be up for being in the hole, getting covered, fucked, and cum on.
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MATRON, he’s out of bed again |
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