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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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As a single man of two years I have found a typical hand masturbation session a bit boring so I brought a flesh light was ok but got boring then I tried it with a vibrating bullet up my ass at the same time it was great but I soon got bored and today I was thinking for the first time in my life I wonder what it would feel like if by some chance I could pleasure my self orally and to my suprise I could do it and it feels great but while sucking I thought to my self god I've been alone for to long lol I think it's this site which makes you think of different dirty naughty things to do or is it just me  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Lol I had to take a pic to be fair I couldn't believe it to begin with I was laughing lots then I just did it for a little while longer will have to try longer tomorrow |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As a single man of two years I have found a typical hand masturbation session a bit boring so I brought a flesh light was ok but got boring then I tried it with a vibrating bullet up my ass at the same time it was great but I soon got bored and today I was thinking for the first time in my life I wonder what it would feel like if by some chance I could pleasure my self orally and to my suprise I could do it and it feels great but while sucking I thought to my self god I've been alone for to long lol I think it's this site which makes you think of different dirty naughty things to do or is it just me "
You have way too much time on your hands ....lool |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"lol ..... av got ta ask big fella .... did ye spooj doon yer ain thrapple ?? ...  "
no idea what you mean but if it is cum in my mouth the answer is no lol today was just to see if I could suck it I didn't finish myself of down my throat lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You jammy bugger! Not jealous much!!! But being an old git I just aint that bendy  "
lol it's not all about the bendy part I found once in possition my cock seemed to really grow bigger |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lucky bugger.... If I could do that you'd all have to send me food parcels as I wouldn't leave the house.
I'm not flexible at all... I can't even touch my toes....! |
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By *D40Couple
over a year ago
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"As a single man of two years I have found a typical hand masturbation session a bit boring so I brought a flesh light was ok but got boring then I tried it with a vibrating bullet up my ass at the same time it was great but I soon got bored and today I was thinking for the first time in my life I wonder what it would feel like if by some chance I could pleasure my self orally and to my suprise I could do it and it feels great but while sucking I thought to my self god I've been alone for to long lol I think it's this site which makes you think of different dirty naughty things to do or is it just me "
Wish you were my fella, save me a job
Seriously though, you need to get out more or get a hobby apart from wanking!
Julie |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"As a single man of two years I have found a typical hand masturbation session a bit boring so I brought a flesh light was ok but got boring then I tried it with a vibrating bullet up my ass at the same time it was great but I soon got bored and today I was thinking for the first time in my life I wonder what it would feel like if by some chance I could pleasure my self orally and to my suprise I could do it and it feels great but while sucking I thought to my self god I've been alone for to long lol I think it's this site which makes you think of different dirty naughty things to do or is it just me
Wish you were my fella, save me a job
Seriously though, you need to get out more or get a hobby apart from wanking!
Julie"
hobby is now changed  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You jammy bugger! Not jealous much!!! But being an old git I just aint that bendy lol it's not all about the bendy part I found once in possition my cock seemed to really grow bigger "
tell me how?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You jammy bugger! Not jealous much!!! But being an old git I just aint that bendy lol it's not all about the bendy part I found once in possition my cock seemed to really grow bigger tell me how? "
i reached my mouth so it must have lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I bet loads are now going to have a go at this , And end up in A and E , LOL  "
lol I was laughing my head of the first time I did it was in total shock lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"lol ..... av got ta ask big fella .... did ye spooj doon yer ain thrapple ?? ... in English please?  "
Translated as...I have git to ask big fella...did you spunk down your own throat? I think |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"lol ..... av got ta ask big fella .... did ye spooj doon yer ain thrapple ?? ... in English please?
Translated as...I have git to ask big fella...did you spunk down your own throat? I think"
*got |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I bet loads are now going to have a go at this , And end up in A and E , LOL
Just been looking up local yoga courses... "
yes yoga may help to get you flexing , lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As a single man of two years I have found a typical hand masturbation session a bit boring so I brought a flesh light was ok but got boring then I tried it with a vibrating bullet up my ass at the same time it was great but I soon got bored and today I was thinking for the first time in my life I wonder what it would feel like if by some chance I could pleasure my self orally and to my suprise I could do it and it feels great but while sucking I thought to my self god I've been alone for to long lol I think it's this site which makes you think of different dirty naughty things to do or is it just me "
Blowing yourself !!! You must have a neck like a giraffe, or a very long todger. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You jammy bugger! Not jealous much!!! But being an old git I just aint that bendy lol it's not all about the bendy part I found once in possition my cock seemed to really grow bigger "
Could be very embarrassing if you got stuck in that position. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I cant even reverse into my garage "
Lol... That quote sounds like "Carry On" style innuendo.
"Oh matron, you can reverse into my garage anytime" can just hear Kenneth Williams uttering those words. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Would be funny if I got stuck what would I say lol was trying to be a human bowling bowl lol x"
You wouldn't say anything .You'd have a cock in your mouth ! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Would be funny if I got stuck what would I say lol was trying to be a human bowling bowl lol x
You wouldn't say anything .You'd have a cock in your mouth !"
lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I assume you have removed the pic now because dare I say it, I had to look! And I can't see (only looking so I can try myself lol)"
did same couldnt find |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I assume you have removed the pic now because dare I say it, I had to look! And I can't see (only looking so I can try myself lol)
did same couldnt find "
it's on now I promise |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Always wanted to do this but just can't quite get there, close enough to score a direct hit tho 
I did manage to get about an inch of my own cock up my ass tho. That was a rather unusual sensation!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I assume you have removed the pic now because dare I say it, I had to look! And I can't see (only looking so I can try myself lol)
did same couldnt find it's on now I promise "
Well done fella |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can't believe I've had no meets at all of here lol "
Marra , you need to get down the quayside and get yourself a nice bit of totty who can take care of that for you l |
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