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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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With these chilly nights, would it be ok to wear a onesie to go dogging?...pants round my ankles gives a right proper chill...lol
Any fabbers any good ideas on how to keep warm when shagging in the open? |
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Ask a local neighbour if they can spare you some garage space for an hour. And offer a gesture payment of five pounds. A Christmas pudding. A blowjob. Or all three. Ensure you leave the garage door is ajar at all times to avoid carbon monoxide poisoning and have the courtesy of informing the garage owner that you are leaving and that all condoms, lubricants, absorbent tissues and washable coverings have all been disposed of discreetly. And don't forget to update Tripadvisor of your experience. Thanks! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What sort of onsie would you purchase?
A bear?
A Zedbra?
Or maybe a monkey?
There's so many to choose from?
Not sure how fetching they would be when your pulling your little mate against a car window though  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"With these chilly nights, would it be ok to wear a onesie to go dogging?...pants round my ankles gives a right proper chill...lol
Any fabbers any good ideas on how to keep warm when shagging in the open?"
you bring the onsie i'll bring the flask and sarnies  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What sort of onsie would you purchase?
A bear?
A Zedbra?
Or maybe a monkey?
There's so many to choose from?
Not sure how fetching they would be when your pulling your little mate against a car window though "
surely it would have to be a big dog onesie, Pluto or a Dalmation perhaps? |
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By *nnyMan
over a year ago
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"Or a bright fluorescent yellow one ... if you're going to get nicked by the Bill then might as well do it in style ... or rather ... poor style"
It might help convince the judge that you weren't sneaking around. |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
"If you're gonna wear a onesie to go dogging it should be a jedi onesie and some glow in the dark condoms...let the light sabre noises begin...lol"
I like that idea.
You could pretend it is a boiler suit, I suppose  |
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By *arlock69Man
over a year ago
Batley... (near Leeds) |
"If you're gonna wear a onesie to go dogging it should be a jedi onesie and some glow in the dark condoms...let the light sabre noises begin...lol
I like that idea.
You could pretend it is a boiler suit, I suppose "
Mmmmm dogging in overalls!!...classy...lol |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
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Mmmmm dogging in overalls!!...classy...lol"
When someone asks if I want to meet them dogging in January, when there is 40' of snow and it is -273 I tell them that wearing longjohns and a NCB donkey jacket doesn't half ruin my look. I seldom get another message after that.... |
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Mmmmm dogging in overalls!!...classy...lol
When someone asks if I want to meet them dogging in January, when there is 40' of snow and it is -273 I tell them that wearing longjohns and a NCB donkey jacket doesn't half ruin my look. I seldom get another message after that.... "
NOT the look yIu wanted when the guy said he liked trannies in animal skin coats! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Mmmmm dogging in overalls!!...classy...lol
When someone asks if I want to meet them dogging in January, when there is 40' of snow and it is -273 I tell them that wearing longjohns and a NCB donkey jacket doesn't half ruin my look. I seldom get another message after that.... "
Pmsl NCB donkey jacket love it. No sense of adventure TINa!!! Went into PRimark the other day you should have seen the choice of onesie in there!!! You could have the Beast of Sherwood in your French knickers  |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
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Pmsl NCB donkey jacket love it. No sense of adventure TINa!!! Went into PRimark the other day you should have seen the choice of onesie in there!!! You could have the Beast of Sherwood in your French knickers "
Between Ruth's animal skin and you having me as the Beast of Sherwood, I'm getting worried. That escaped wolf was shot in Essex the other day! I could be next if I were out dogging in an animal onesie. I wouldn't even get chance to hum anything by Clannad before I got shot  xxxxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Onesies for dogging is a dreadful idea. Bad enough having the regular cops watching out for us without the style police joining in."
C'mon, I think the OP has a good point here; onesies are ideal for dogging - especially the animal ones.
But I can only imagine the police on the radio to base: "ere Sarge, there's a Giraffe shagging a Zebra on the common, do we nick 'em or tranqualise em?" |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Onesies for dogging is a dreadful idea. Bad enough having the regular cops watching out for us without the style police joining in.
C'mon, I think the OP has a good point here; onesies are ideal for dogging - especially the animal ones.
But I can only imagine the police on the radio to base: "ere Sarge, there's a Giraffe shagging a Zebra on the common, do we nick 'em or tranqualise em?""
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