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Your perfect profile ......
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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If your were to come across the perfect profile what would it look like ? mine would look like this?
Woman 30-50 ish
Lives 2 miles away
Crazy , fun loving , insatiable woman seeks very average looking , slightly over weight , receding Geordie , approx 45 yo , with a nice fat cock , for filthy, dirty , kinky no holds barred sex sessions . A Love of Rugby and drinking beer is essential as is full knowledge of the offside rule .
PS . I love deepthroating cock and swallowing cum .   |
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Fun loving bi couple seek another couple less than 2 miles away for good times, fun and friendship.
We are both actually bi and none of us is gay and leading a double life. Nor is either of us pretending for our partners sake.
We have a family but they are at boarding school so have no issues with sudden meets.
We are confident, and will have no issues if you don't chat for a while. We aren't drug addicts and we don't drink.
We are looking for a fun loving couple and have a fetish for redheads. Ideally the male will be slightly balding. and scottish. Must have average sized cock. She must me filthy and shaved - that is all. |
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some of the most funniest, down to earth people i've met in clubs have the most rubbish profiles or just the classic 1 line.
Anyone can put a profile together to make them sound good, but the proof is in the pudding when you meet, as they are usually shy or hopping no see's him, while is wife is at home with the kids.
I've had laughs and fun times with no play while just chatting at the bar, it's alot better than playing ping pong messages on here |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If your were to come across the perfect profile what would it look like ? mine would look like this?
Woman 30-50 ish
Lives 2 miles away
Crazy , fun loving , insatiable woman seeks very average looking , slightly over weight , receding Geordie , approx 45 yo , with a nice fat cock , for filthy, dirty , kinky no holds barred sex sessions . A Love of Rugby and drinking beer is essential as is full knowledge of the offside rule .
PS . I love deepthroating cock and swallowing cum . "
I'm Welsh.....and love my rugby.... If that isn't an oxymoron in itself lol xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Seeks long term FWB
male 45-60
within 20 miles
can accommodate or travel
Easy going, educated male seeks cuddly lady for fun and friendship. Great sense of humour. Patience of a saint. Especially fond of curvy, ginger women.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tall, dark-haired male, likes intelligent banter and filthy sex, seeks classy but dirty woman in her 40s, who must love no holes barred sex. Must never say no unless she likes the touch of leather across her arse  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Seeking bi female, couple
Between 46 and 58
Must have a sense of humour, be down to earth, like wine and beer
Enjoy the kinky side of things I can switch for fun times with master and sub
Can accomadate and travel
Patience required. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Tall, dark-haired male, likes intelligent banter and filthy sex, seeks classy but dirty woman in her 40s, who must love no holes barred sex. Must never say no unless she likes the touch of leather across her arse "
love it!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Man, 38, no SOH, poor, pub crawler, seeks beautiful, rich, woman."
"Hi. Sounds OK. Not rich, though. Please call this number after 18.00 as I do a paper round for my new dentures".
Ex's lonely hearts, 26 years ago. I wrote. He replied. Thought I was serious about the dentures. Were married for 23 years.
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"Tall, dark-haired male, likes intelligent banter and filthy sex, seeks classy but dirty woman in her 40s, who must love no holes barred sex. Must never say no unless she likes the touch of leather across her arse "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Mine would probably read the same. Tmi, unless someone out there wants to help me rewrite it  "
I think you misunderstood. It's about finding a profile that wants you  |
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