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And then he pissed in my mouth...
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I'd love to hear all of your strange and funny stories about unexpected things happening during sex!!
I was giving my bf a blowjob and was really engrossed in what I was doing. So I kinda ignored him when he told me he badly need to pee. To make a long story short he ended up pissing in my mouth while I was thinking hold on this isn't cum!!! He found it exceptionally funny while I ran to the bathroom to brush my teeth! It actually didn't taste bad  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Same thing happened to me except he didn't tell me he had to piss. He just said open your mouth and close your eyes. I'm just glad he's been drinking red bull all day |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Same thing happened to me except he didn't tell me he had to piss. He just said open your mouth and close your eyes. I'm just glad he's been drinking red bull all day "
It tasted better than I'd have thought  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Many, many years ago, I was giving a guy a blow job and he farted 
Oh no thats wrong thats not good "
Tell me about it 
He just said something like, "sorry, you're so good and relaxed me that it slipped out" and expected me to continue |
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By *iM4kinkMan
over a year ago
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Fuck I think its incredibly sexy that you enjoy sucking cock that much. And I'd gladly...gratefully be on bottom of a 69 session with you if you allowed me to, and especially if you asked me to piss in your mouth as you were sucking me. I find your sensuality, sexuality, your open mindedness and every inch of your body to be intoxicatingly sexy and enticing. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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" Fuck I think its incredibly sexy that you enjoy sucking cock that much. And I'd gladly...gratefully be on bottom of a 69 session with you if you allowed me to, and especially if you asked me to piss in your mouth as you were sucking me. I find your sensuality, sexuality, your open mindedness and every inch of your body to be intoxicatingly sexy and enticing."
Whose? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" Fuck I think its incredibly sexy that you enjoy sucking cock that much. And I'd gladly...gratefully be on bottom of a 69 session with you if you allowed me to, and especially if you asked me to piss in your mouth as you were sucking me. I find your sensuality, sexuality, your open mindedness and every inch of your body to be intoxicatingly sexy and enticing."
Don't know about anybody else but this comment made me cringe! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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" Fuck I think its incredibly sexy that you enjoy sucking cock that much. And I'd gladly...gratefully be on bottom of a 69 session with you if you allowed me to, and especially if you asked me to piss in your mouth as you were sucking me. I find your sensuality, sexuality, your open mindedness and every inch of your body to be intoxicatingly sexy and enticing.
Don't know about anybody else but this comment made me cringe! "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So I'm guessin your not in2 golden showers
No I think I'd prefer to drink it
If someone did it again, would you drink it next time then?  "
Well I did swallow it the first time before I realised Not sure if I'd do it again |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I thought guys couldn't physically pee if they were erect?
I've had a pee lots of times with a hard-on. Usually have to get a towel to wipe the wet patch off the ceiling after though. "
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"Many, many years ago, I was giving a guy a blow job and he farted
Oh no thats wrong thats not good
Tell me about it
He just said something like, "sorry, you're so good and relaxed me that it slipped out" and expected me to continue "
How the hell can anyone carry on after that some people are on a different planet sometimes |
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"I thought guys couldn't physically pee if they were erect?
I've had a pee lots of times with a hard-on. Usually have to get a towel to wipe the wet patch off the ceiling after though.
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Have you not watched the 40 year old virgin lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Same thing happened to me except he didn't tell me he had to piss. He just said open your mouth and close your eyes. I'm just glad he's been drinking red bull all day
It tasted better than I'd have thought "
It tasted nice! Lol must have been the redbull |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Many, many years ago, I was giving a guy a blow job and he farted
this happened to me with two different women. One I was licking her pussy the other I was actually rimming.  "
Good grief! You "win". That tops my blow job experience |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Many, many years ago, I was giving a guy a blow job and he farted
this happened to me with two different women. One I was licking her pussy the other I was actually rimming.
Good grief! You "win". That tops my blow job experience "
I know but I was a perfect gentleman I totally pretended it never happened. I am sure they were very embarrassed no need to make them feel any worse. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Many, many years ago, I was giving a guy a blow job and he farted
this happened to me with two different women. One I was licking her pussy the other I was actually rimming. "
Hahahaha |
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"In my opinion this is much nastier pissing in the mouth.
You poor thing
I absolutely agree  "
ooops! I meant Noirpleasures Blow Job and fart accident experience, IMHO.... unless said piss was the colour and consistency of Lucozade or god forbid RedBull.
Nowt like a bit of product placement  |
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