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By *ugby 123Couple
over a year ago
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Carrots, parsnips, cucumbers etc ( did think the same as Sassy about the butter nut squash thing) hairbrush, deodrant can ( dove , some of the others are too big) chocolate bars, sauce bottle. ( my brain has died now so if I can remember anymore I will come back) |
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Well I won’t mention any names but is was Helen LOL… many many years ago she went to her GP with a minor vaginal issue. After an inspection the doctor said, much to her embarrassment… “Been playing with bananas?” Apparently there is something in banana that can react with the ol’ love nest. |
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we use a wee razor works a treat and i think its faster than most toys, its hard to explaine what razor it is but its not a normal mans razor it has like a metal cover over it and about an inch wide |
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Not so much a toy as such but has any one tried alcohol? As in have a little drop of Vodka in your mouth and then give oral.
And or… Vodka diluted say 50% to start with at least and squirt some up your pussy… then stand by for the look on his face when he slips his cock in  |
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By *heWolfMan
over a year ago
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"Someone told me ginger the other day is a good one for a woman......might try it."
Great for "figging", give it a try!
When at school, us horny little puppies found out early all about bananas and minges. One of our number had got, erm, "fruity" (come on, how could I resist that one?) with one but had been really inventive, peeled it and ate it out. Only he didn't get it all, and the festering remainder was fished out by a doctor days later.
Of course, being a typical teenager who had given his word that he'd not breathe a word of it to anyone, he promptly told someone. He might as well have put an ad in the paper, the entire school knew about it.
We had a most satisfying Personal Development lesson asking a very uncomfortable teacher all about the workings of the female anatomy and why stuffing soft fruit in there was not wise.
It got to the point where bananas got banned in school, we were Fyfes best customers I reckon, but most of them got lobbed around the school, and at the couple concerned.
Ah, happy days! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh god this is funny.
I've used all sorts of weird n wonderful things, cucumbers, carrots, parsnips, baby potatoes (great for seeing how many you can pop out in short succession), rolling pin (covered with condom), screwdriver head, potato masher handles, loo brush handles, deoderant cans, beer bottles, spice jars .....lol
Its all fun..  |
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"Oh god this is funny.
I've used all sorts of weird n wonderful things, cucumbers, carrots, parsnips, baby potatoes (great for seeing how many you can pop out in short succession), rolling pin (covered with condom), screwdriver head, potato masher handles, loo brush handles, deoderant cans, beer bottles, spice jars .....lol
Its all fun.. "
Are sure that’s a pussy you’ve got between your thighs and not a Supermarket?
Little story… long before we got into swinging. Newish friends had invited us to dinner, we had dinner and few drinks and the things got sexy, seems they ‘thought’ they were grooming us into a swinging party so we just went along with it.
Anyway, H is sat on the sofa and I was sat on the floor messing about and the other couple were bonking in an armchair. H started groaning in pleasure and as the other two had finished what they were doing she asked “What are you doing to H?” as it was obvious H was having a great time. I said, “Why don’t you come and have a look” and so she did, “But I can’t see anything!” (other than naked pussy) and so I made H cum and a beer bottle popped out of her pussy! With that the other woman exclaimed, “Well you’re obviously a lot more advanced than us!” and she stomped off to get dressed!
As you might imagine that was first and last time with them  |
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By *plpxp2Couple
over a year ago
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"Oh god this is funny.
I've used all sorts of weird n wonderful things, cucumbers, carrots, parsnips, baby potatoes (great for seeing how many you can pop out in short succession), rolling pin (covered with condom), screwdriver head, potato masher handles, loo brush handles, deoderant cans, beer bottles, spice jars .....lol
Its all fun..
Are sure that’s a pussy you’ve got between your thighs and not a Supermarket?
Little story… long before we got into swinging. Newish friends had invited us to dinner, we had dinner and few drinks and the things got sexy, seems they ‘thought’ they were grooming us into a swinging party so we just went along with it.
Anyway, H is sat on the sofa and I was sat on the floor messing about and the other couple were bonking in an armchair. H started groaning in pleasure and as the other two had finished what they were doing she asked “What are you doing to H?” as it was obvious H was having a great time. I said, “Why don’t you come and have a look” and so she did, “But I can’t see anything!” (other than naked pussy) and so I made H cum and a beer bottle popped out of her pussy! With that the other woman exclaimed, “Well you’re obviously a lot more advanced than us!” and she stomped off to get dressed!
As you might imagine that was first and last time with them "
If Carlsberg did beer dispensers  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've tried some odd bits and bobs such as wooden spoon and rolling pin with condoms obviously and then i started chatting to a guy who wanted me to try putting a can up there, you know like a can of beans and my eyes started to water at the thought! |
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