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"recently,i was chatting to a chap on here ,all ready to arrange a meet,then he asked..''by the way ,what type of house do you live in and is it clean?..only i have visited some rather grotty places'' i replied '' i live in a squat with a big issue seller called Malc , a druggie called dirty doris and a mongrel dog called Stan...'' honestly ,what a twatish thing to ask. " Personally i dont think its a twatish thing to say, ive heard some horror stories from people on here and i would always indirectly ask questions about their house if i was going to be going to someones which i dont and thats one of the reasons i dont. I dont want to catch something | |||
"Your profile says you dont accommodate anyway so what does it matter how clean your home is? "..exactley!! what a twat ay? | |||
"recently,i was chatting to a chap on here ,all ready to arrange a meet,then he asked..''by the way ,what type of house do you live in and is it clean?..only i have visited some rather grotty places'' i replied '' i live in a squat with a big issue seller called Malc , a druggie called dirty doris and a mongrel dog called Stan...'' honestly ,what a twatish thing to ask. " makes you wonder what promted the question though. you hear some horror stories on here! I dunno, I was an advocate of the thread that argued whether you should be allowed to know someones married status, by decree that you have a right to know information that would affect a meet...I guess by the same token i could not condone the guy for asking a question that is probably an issue for him who knows...he could be ocd??? | |||
"recently,i was chatting to a chap on here ,all ready to arrange a meet,then he asked..''by the way ,what type of house do you live in and is it clean?..only i have visited some rather grotty places'' i replied '' i live in a squat with a big issue seller called Malc , a druggie called dirty doris and a mongrel dog called Stan...'' honestly ,what a twatish thing to ask. Personally i dont think its a twatish thing to say, ive heard some horror stories from people on here and i would always indirectly ask questions about their house if i was going to be going to someones which i dont and thats one of the reasons i dont. I dont want to catch something" lol i dont think i've ever been to anyones home thats been that bad i've felt at risk of catching anything A lot of house's look lived in and i think if you have familys thats fine, none of us has show homes after all, i have 3 kids so mines far from a show home, personally i think peoples expectations of others homes is usually a lot higher than they keep their own | |||
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"I guess by the same token i could not condone the guy for asking a question that is probably an issue for him " *condemn! | |||
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"recently,i was chatting to a chap on here ,all ready to arrange a meet,then he asked..''by the way ,what type of house do you live in and is it clean?..only i have visited some rather grotty places'' i replied '' i live in a squat with a big issue seller called Malc , a druggie called dirty doris and a mongrel dog called Stan...'' honestly ,what a twatish thing to ask. Personally i dont think its a twatish thing to say, ive heard some horror stories from people on here and i would always indirectly ask questions about their house if i was going to be going to someones which i dont and thats one of the reasons i dont. I dont want to catch something lol i dont think i've ever been to anyones home thats been that bad i've felt at risk of catching anything A lot of house's look lived in and i think if you have familys thats fine, none of us has show homes after all, i have 3 kids so mines far from a show home, personally i think peoples expectations of others homes is usually a lot higher than they keep their own " Well ive heard stories where people have got there and the front door is actually hanging off. Where they have had to step over dog shit and other such horror stories admittedly not from this site. Mines no show home and my bedroom desperatly needs decorating but i think the majority do have a certain standard of cleanliness | |||
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"Theres a massive difference between untidy and dirty "exactly | |||
"recently,i was chatting to a chap on here ,all ready to arrange a meet,then he asked..''by the way ,what type of house do you live in and is it clean?..only i have visited some rather grotty places'' i replied '' i live in a squat with a big issue seller called Malc , a druggie called dirty doris and a mongrel dog called Stan...'' honestly ,what a twatish thing to ask. Personally i dont think its a twatish thing to say, ive heard some horror stories from people on here and i would always indirectly ask questions about their house if i was going to be going to someones which i dont and thats one of the reasons i dont. I dont want to catch something lol i dont think i've ever been to anyones home thats been that bad i've felt at risk of catching anything A lot of house's look lived in and i think if you have familys thats fine, none of us has show homes after all, i have 3 kids so mines far from a show home, personally i think peoples expectations of others homes is usually a lot higher than they keep their own Well ive heard stories where people have got there and the front door is actually hanging off. Where they have had to step over dog shit and other such horror stories admittedly not from this site. Mines no show home and my bedroom desperatly needs decorating but i think the majority do have a certain standard of cleanliness" well theres no excuse for dog crap on the floor, i find it amazing anyone would think thats acceptable and invite anyone back to their homes in that state  | |||
"recently,i was chatting to a chap on here ,all ready to arrange a meet,then he asked..''by the way ,what type of house do you live in and is it clean?..only i have visited some rather grotty places'' i replied '' i live in a squat with a big issue seller called Malc , a druggie called dirty doris and a mongrel dog called Stan...'' honestly ,what a twatish thing to ask. Personally i dont think its a twatish thing to say, ive heard some horror stories from people on here and i would always indirectly ask questions about their house if i was going to be going to someones which i dont and thats one of the reasons i dont. I dont want to catch something lol i dont think i've ever been to anyones home thats been that bad i've felt at risk of catching anything A lot of house's look lived in and i think if you have familys thats fine, none of us has show homes after all, i have 3 kids so mines far from a show home, personally i think peoples expectations of others homes is usually a lot higher than they keep their own Well ive heard stories where people have got there and the front door is actually hanging off. Where they have had to step over dog shit and other such horror stories admittedly not from this site. Mines no show home and my bedroom desperatly needs decorating but i think the majority do have a certain standard of cleanliness well theres no excuse for dog crap on the floor, i find it amazing anyone would think thats acceptable and invite anyone back to their homes in that state The best was the guy who went to the house where the front door was hanging off and the house was in darkness she hadnt even got the electricity on lol " | |||
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"I've been invited to houses and tried to ask gently, do they live in a nice area. Not because I'm a snob, but because if I go on my motorbike, I want to know if it will be sitting outside all night attracting all the local vermin, the same with my Jag. I've worked too hard for my toys, don't want to be worrying about theft or damage whilst I'm having fun. It's hard to ask these things without sounding like a total pretentious arsehole, but they will know if it's safe to leave a nice motor in their street. If they say it's a bit like the Wild West in their neighbourhood, I'll go in the work car! No judgement on them, or their home, just trying to preserve my property, it would spoil a good meet to walk out to find a space where my bike had been, or a great big football dent in the car bonnet." Know what you mean. I rarely take the Bentley to a first meet. And i never wear my Cartier watch either. Tend to just take my switch card and leave the Centurion Amex at home, you can't be too careful. I was contacted by one couple who didnt even have off-street parking, i mean, Jesus! | |||
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"Theres a massive difference between untidy and dirty "very true...my ex used to always have a go at me when he would pick up the kids saying the house was dirty...no...it was clean but untidy...I have a now 4 1/2 year old and 3 year old twins...the lounge/dining room area usually looks like a toy shop exploded...lol my kids come first then tidying once they go to bed... | |||
"Know what you mean. I rarely take the Bentley to a first meet. And i never wear my Cartier watch either. Tend to just take my switch card and leave the Centurion Amex at home, you can't be too careful. I was contacted by one couple who didnt even have off-street parking, i mean, Jesus! "Fucking hell, OK OK, I should have known I was setting myself up for that! If I drove a Bentley, I'd use it (unless advised that it would be doing handrake turns and being torched before my trousers were on the bedroom floor), not to show off, but because that would be part of what makes me what and who I am. I never try to play up, or down, who I am, you get what you see, like it or lump it. I don't care if someone lives in a teepee or a stately home as long as they are straight, honest and don't try to be evasive when I ask them a normal question ("Is your house clean?" is not what I'd term a normal question BTW). Anyway off-street parking means nowt if there is, say, a travellers' pitch right next door, does it? Just because my dick gets hard, I like to think my brain doesn't go totally soft - well, no more than can be expected. Hey, you're not one of those guys who cut all identifying labels out of their clothes (the ones they only wear for swinging meets), park 3 streets away, empty their pockets and phone into the boot, hide the key under the wheel arch and make sure they never reveal their real first name, or even their home town or profession are you? They exist, believe me, I've met one or two. Bit of a problem when they have a funny turn and you are left with someone who doesn't respond to the name they have given you, and the paramedic is looking at you like YOU are the weirdo, since you can't tell them a thing about this person who appears to have some of his clothes on back to front and just happens to be lying in the undergrowth by your off-street parking area. Ahem, I imagine. | |||
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"hi diamondsmiles you can park your car or anything else on my driveway as ive got a longone and you look so sexy and hot thought this was a swingers site not how clean is your house but being as thats the subject of this forum is how clean is your house ivejust finish painting mine so all nice and clean but badly in need of some new carpets 4 bedroom n sitting room but cant afford any yet bloody hell i must be feeling old talking about painting wood rather talk about sex and diamonsmiles can sit on my paintbrush anytime" oh i say you made me all shy now  | |||
"hi diamondsmiles you can park your car or anything else on my driveway as ive got a longone and you look so sexy and hot thought this was a swingers site not how clean is your house but being as thats the subject of this forum is how clean is your house ivejust finish painting mine so all nice and clean but badly in need of some new carpets 4 bedroom n sitting room but cant afford any yet bloody hell i must be feeling old talking about painting wood rather talk about sex and diamonsmiles can sit on my paintbrush anytime" 'Kin 'ell, he cleared out all his punctuation marks! | |||
"hi diamondsmiles you can park your car or anything else on my driveway as ive got a longone and you look so sexy and hot thought this was a swingers site not how clean is your house but being as thats the subject of this forum is how clean is your house ivejust finish painting mine so all nice and clean but badly in need of some new carpets 4 bedroom n sitting room but cant afford any yet bloody hell i must be feeling old talking about painting wood rather talk about sex and diamonsmiles can sit on my paintbrush anytime 'Kin 'ell, he cleared out all his punctuation marks! "your just jealous cause he dont want you sitting on his paintbrush lol | |||
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"ok wont be inviting anyone round in the next few months untill my pup has got the message not to crap on the floor. oh god then there is potty training child number three. maybe it would be best for us not to entertain at home for the next few years. allthough I wouldnt my sister lives four doors away and would be calling in to see who has come round (I do the same to her so its not a problem) I try and keep clean and try and keep the house clean well as clean as it can be with two dogs and children running round with there mucky feet. our house is a mess but I work hard on not letting it get dirty." Maybe your sister could babysit at yours while you play at hers? | |||
"hi diamondsmiles you can park your car or anything else on my driveway as ive got a longone and you look so sexy and hot thought this was a swingers site not how clean is your house but being as thats the subject of this forum is how clean is your house ivejust finish painting mine so all nice and clean but badly in need of some new carpets 4 bedroom n sitting room but cant afford any yet bloody hell i must be feeling old talking about painting wood rather talk about sex and diamonsmiles can sit on my paintbrush anytime 'Kin 'ell, he cleared out all his punctuation marks! "perhaps he was just too excited and forgot to breathe?? | |||
" perhaps he was just too excited and forgot to breathe??" Elementary mistake, that. Deep, regular breaths are best (whilst thinking about fishing), a man can last all night then. Holding the breath induces....well, y'know | |||
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"ok wont be inviting anyone round in the next few months untill my pup has got the message not to crap on the floor. oh god then there is potty training child number three. maybe it would be best for us not to entertain at home for the next few years. allthough I wouldnt my sister lives four doors away and would be calling in to see who has come round (I do the same to her so its not a problem) I try and keep clean and try and keep the house clean well as clean as it can be with two dogs and children running round with there mucky feet. our house is a mess but I work hard on not letting it get dirty." No dogs anymore but got messy kids. Our house isnt dirty it justr sometimes looks like the roof has been peeled off and eveyr toy in the world poured into it lol | |||
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"I've been invited to houses and tried to ask gently, do they live in a nice area. Not because I'm a snob, but because if I go on my motorbike, I want to know if it will be sitting outside all night attracting all the local vermin, the same with my Jag. I've worked too hard for my toys, don't want to be worrying about theft or damage whilst I'm having fun. It's hard to ask these things without sounding like a total pretentious arsehole, but they will know if it's safe to leave a nice motor in their street. If they say it's a bit like the Wild West in their neighbourhood, I'll go in the work car! No judgement on them, or their home, just trying to preserve my property, it would spoil a good meet to walk out to find a space where my bike had been, or a great big football dent in the car bonnet." actually i do go along with what your saying there, i live in a run down area, its in dudley and to be honest most of dudley is rough anyway but where i live i wouldnt leave a nice car on my drive way so wouldnt expect anyone else to, i hate where i live but i didnt get much choice after i split from the hubby the council re homed us in a hard to let area and it was a case if have this or be homeless and i have 3 kids so i took it Ive had guys come to my house look at the area and bugger off, and again i dont blame them for that, people do judge you by the area you live in and if im 100% honest thats why i dont accommodate because if i meet people away from my estate they like me if i meet at home they take one look as bosnia lol and bugger off, dont matter what the inside of your house looks like if your estates bad people dont get past your front door before they go, because they just assum im a smack head, dole waller like the rest of them and im really not, so because of this i only meet away from home and yes i use my kids as an excuse because i dont want to say, its because i live in a shit area | |||
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