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whats the best/funniest/grossest name you have heard or had for a penis or vagina or tits..

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

penis= womb basher

pussy=burst settee

tits=doormen in a headlock

By *ath_Neil_bifunCouple over a year ago

penrhiwceiber

P - last turkey in the shop.

V - butchers dustbin

My boobs - I got doorbell because I got no knockers.

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

last turkey haha i love it..lol

By *anejohnkent6263Couple over a year ago

canterbury

the pork sword.....the gash or the money pit

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I personally like tally whacker for the gentlemans sausage

By *ath_Neil_bifunCouple over a year ago

penrhiwceiber

axe wound for pussy...