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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I am looking to meet an Oompa-loompa for some horny times and more.
I don't know where to look since the chocolate factory was closed down.
Forgive me for being selective but I am not looking to meet any vertically challenged person ... it has to be an Oompa-Loompa.
I am bisexual so male or female would do, looks unimportant as is a sense of humour ... smoking/drinking/watersports all accepted.
I have already tried Jim'll fix it ...
OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DOO ....
If you're an Oompa Loompa I am horny for You ...
Kirsty
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Try Liverpool it full of them, I think its a genetic thing, if your small you cant be frozen by the wind off the Mersey. Either that or because they all smoke. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I think you're absolutely right to ask for help. Hope you get some (help that is)...  "
Bless you smelly Y-Fronts
Thank you for the well wishing ...
I shall send you a copy of the DVD when we have made one ...
Kirsty
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"I think you're absolutely right to ask for help. Hope you get some (help that is)...
Bless you smelly Y-Fronts
Thank you for the well wishing ...
I shall send you a copy of the DVD when we have made one ...
Kirsty
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Not really ...
Are you an oompaloompa?
I know what the plinky plonk is ... but I have no sexual attraction to any of the In the Night Garden characters ...
I am neither one way or the other .... what?
Kirsty
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I'm not an Oompa Loompa - I'm the Candy Man.
Who can take tomorrow, dip it in a dream
Separate the sorrow and collect up all the cream?
The Candy Man can 'cause he mixes it with love and makes the world taste good |
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