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"Had one once where the lady in question was all teeth and she practically tried to chew my cock like some sort of chewy bar sweet. For some odd reason, I went soft and departed the scene" Oh there's nothing worse than a cock grater  | |||
"A young lady had her tongue piercing come loose which proceeded to stab me. When I yelped she panicked and accidentally bit down. Bad day at the office "I'm really sorry but that made me laugh. Can just imagine the two levels of screaming. Sorry  | |||
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"Basically any BJ where she only licks the head and plays around with it in her mouth is a shit bj. I want my cock sucked like a pro, swallow it, gag on it, feel it down your throat, wet, sloppy and let me slap it across your face. That's how it's done "slap across a face any one slaps me in the face gets a pain in the balls  | |||
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"A young lady had her tongue piercing come loose which proceeded to stab me. When I yelped she panicked and accidentally bit down. Bad day at the office
I'm really sorry but that made me laugh. Can just imagine the two levels of screaming. Sorry "Thanks for the sympathy lol | |||
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"A young lady had her tongue piercing come loose which proceeded to stab me. When I yelped she panicked and accidentally bit down. Bad day at the office
I'm really sorry but that made me laugh. Can just imagine the two levels of screaming. Sorry
Thanks for the sympathy lol"I felt sorry for you too x | |||
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"A young lady had her tongue piercing come loose which proceeded to stab me. When I yelped she panicked and accidentally bit down. Bad day at the office
I'm really sorry but that made me laugh. Can just imagine the two levels of screaming. Sorry
Thanks for the sympathy lol
I felt sorry for you too x"Was a long time ago. The pain is just psychological now. Still grimace when I meet women with piercings...still love it though  | |||
"Care to share your bad blow jobs "you can gladly have em!!  | |||
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"Any blowjob where you can tell a woman is thinking "I don't really want this thing in my mouth, but everyone else seems to do it, so I guess I should". Luckily I've only had one or two in my time, but it's an instant mood killer and just makes you feel awkward. Conversely, seeing a woman absolutely loving every moment of what she is doing can make even less "technically gifted" blowjobs right up there with the best of them. " Abso-bloody-lutely! | |||
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"I took a great chunk out of a guys cock, in my defence he "surprised" me by sticking a dildo up my arze with no warning. 10 years later he still fucking whinges about it when I speak to him "Lol.... that made me laugh | |||
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"We were at a club and went to a private room with a couple . Sabrina and the other guy were enjoying a 69 when the the guys wife suddenly produced a condom and proceeded to start putting it on my cock . Nothing surprising there i hear you say , but we had discussed beforehand that I was more voyeuristic and wouldn't necessarily get involved . So having a condom put on mid wank was somewhat odd . Anyway , Sabrina and the other guy are going for it and she began sucking my cock , at which point I reminded her that I wasn't up for shagging and why had she put a condom on my cock . She replied that she only gave oral with a condom and didn't want to shag either . As she said it her partner unloaded into Sabrinas mouth and she began using her teeth on my now only semi erect and slightly bruised member. Well that just killed Iit stone dead .... i pulled away , removed the condom and put the towel back on . We left the room somewhat deflated . The guy later came over to berate me as apparantly his wife was upset that I hadn't got off , and why did I not continue . In no uncertain termsIi explained that a condom and teeth for oral was not for me and he said no one else had ever complained . Apparently she gloved him up for oral too and he liked the biting . It's any wonder he came in 3 minutes flat from Sabrina doing neither then ! " Awkward | |||
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"I would assume that every man is different. Ladies have commented that my penis is very sensitive and I have had to let ladies know that even tonguing the head can be too much for me. " Yes I'm aware everybody is different. Even though I'm pretty much a sensual blow job giver, I do let the moment take over sometimes and squeeze balls too hard or bite it a bit too hard sometimes | |||
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"I took a great chunk out of a guys cock, in my defence he "surprised" me by sticking a dildo up my arze with no warning. 10 years later he still fucking whinges about it when I speak to him "Just made me wince....ouch! | |||
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"While some are better than others I've never had what I'd call a bad blow job. The thing that really differentiates the best ones are when the woman is clearly enjoying giving it and no sense at all that it's just her turn to do it. " If I like the person, we have made a connection and it's a delicious cock, you have my word I love doing it! | |||
"One of my exes used to perform like a pornstar. The visuals alone were almost enough to make a man cum" Yea I'm no open star when it comes to blow jobs! I hate gagging on it and hate cum in my mouth. Pre cum however, lovely! | |||
"One of my exes used to perform like a pornstar. The visuals alone were almost enough to make a man cum" Define "perform like a pornstar" please | |||
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"One guys bad blow job can sometimes be another guys sense of an heavenly one " It's definitely a subjective subject. I don't like biting, other guys love it. I think most guys like to be sucked deep though. A woman with no gag reflex is a keeper | |||
"One of my exes used to perform like a pornstar. The visuals alone were almost enough to make a man cum Define "perform like a pornstar" please "I'm guessing deep throat, saliva, and cum in the mouth | |||
"One of my exes used to perform like a pornstar. The visuals alone were almost enough to make a man cum Define "perform like a pornstar" please
I'm guessing deep throat, saliva, and cum in the mouth "Thank you, so I have been doing right then | |||
"One of my exes used to perform like a pornstar. The visuals alone were almost enough to make a man cum Define "perform like a pornstar" please
I'm guessing deep throat, saliva, and cum in the mouth
Thank you, so I have been doing right then "*joins the que* | |||
"One of my exes used to perform like a pornstar. The visuals alone were almost enough to make a man cum Define "perform like a pornstar" please
I'm guessing deep throat, saliva, and cum in the mouth
Thank you, so I have been doing right then " I haven't but I don't care | |||
"One of my exes used to perform like a pornstar. The visuals alone were almost enough to make a man cum Define "perform like a pornstar" please
I'm guessing deep throat, saliva, and cum in the mouth
Thank you, so I have been doing right then
I haven't but I don't care "As you enjoy yourself, that's the main thing  | |||
"One of my exes used to perform like a pornstar. The visuals alone were almost enough to make a man cum" I am luck enough to have a wife who performs like a porn star . She loves cum , snowballing with bi friends , deepthroating , the whole experience is just mind blowing | |||
"While some are better than others I've never had what I'd call a bad blow job. The thing that really differentiates the best ones are when the woman is clearly enjoying giving it and no sense at all that it's just her turn to do it. " The same for me. I have never had a bad BJ! Some are good, some are great, some are fantastic, and some are mind blowing! | |||
"One of my exes used to perform like a pornstar. The visuals alone were almost enough to make a man cum Yea I'm no open star when it comes to blow jobs! I hate gagging on it and hate cum in my mouth. Pre cum however, lovely!" I never get the fascination with her gagging on it. Gagging is a horrible sound. | |||
"One of my exes used to perform like a pornstar. The visuals alone were almost enough to make a man cum Define "perform like a pornstar" please "The visuals. Eye contact, smiling and obviously looking like she is enjoying it. It was as if she was imagining she was on stage performing in front of fifty people and she was going to treat them to the best visual performance ever. Lips tongue, teeth, throat, hands and everything else. | |||
"One of my exes used to perform like a pornstar. The visuals alone were almost enough to make a man cum I am luck enough to have a wife who performs like a porn star . She loves cum , snowballing with bi friends , deepthroating , the whole experience is just mind blowing "You are a very lucky guy! | |||
"One of my exes used to perform like a pornstar. The visuals alone were almost enough to make a man cum Yea I'm no open star when it comes to blow jobs! I hate gagging on it and hate cum in my mouth. Pre cum however, lovely! I never get the fascination with her gagging on it. Gagging is a horrible sound. " I'm only guessing, but maybe it's a sense of control the man feels by pushing her head down on it so far, hard and fast? | |||
"One of my exes used to perform like a pornstar. The visuals alone were almost enough to make a man cum Define "perform like a pornstar" please
The visuals.
Eye contact, smiling and obviously looking like she is enjoying it. It was as if she was imagining she was on stage performing in front of fifty people and she was going to treat them to the best visual performance ever.
Lips tongue, teeth, throat, hands and everything else. "Surely you have to have a poem star look about you too? I can't imagine a plane Jane giving the same effect? I could be wrong? | |||
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"One of my exes used to perform like a pornstar. The visuals alone were almost enough to make a man cum Yea I'm no open star when it comes to blow jobs! I hate gagging on it and hate cum in my mouth. Pre cum however, lovely! I never get the fascination with her gagging on it. Gagging is a horrible sound. I'm only guessing, but maybe it's a sense of control the man feels by pushing her head down on it so far, hard and fast? " I've never forced a woman's head down. It's not right or fair. If she can deep throat, and she wants to do it, she will on her own accord and I'll consider myself lucky. | |||
"One of my exes used to perform like a pornstar. The visuals alone were almost enough to make a man cum Yea I'm no open star when it comes to blow jobs! I hate gagging on it and hate cum in my mouth. Pre cum however, lovely! I never get the fascination with her gagging on it. Gagging is a horrible sound. " I always think men who want women to gag on their cock should try gagging on a cucumber or courgette first & see if they like it  | |||
"One of my exes used to perform like a pornstar. The visuals alone were almost enough to make a man cum Yea I'm no open star when it comes to blow jobs! I hate gagging on it and hate cum in my mouth. Pre cum however, lovely! I never get the fascination with her gagging on it. Gagging is a horrible sound. I'm only guessing, but maybe it's a sense of control the man feels by pushing her head down on it so far, hard and fast? " It's much nicer if they can do it without gagging lol Someone trying to deep throat an gagging = turn off and doesn't feel that nice tbh Someone who can deep throat without gagging and in comfort = turn on/feels great | |||
"One of my exes used to perform like a pornstar. The visuals alone were almost enough to make a man cum Yea I'm no open star when it comes to blow jobs! I hate gagging on it and hate cum in my mouth. Pre cum however, lovely! I never get the fascination with her gagging on it. Gagging is a horrible sound. I always think men who want women to gag on their cock should try gagging on a cucumber or courgette first & see if they like it "lol | |||
"One of my exes used to perform like a pornstar. The visuals alone were almost enough to make a man cum Yea I'm no open star when it comes to blow jobs! I hate gagging on it and hate cum in my mouth. Pre cum however, lovely! I never get the fascination with her gagging on it. Gagging is a horrible sound. I always think men who want women to gag on their cock should try gagging on a cucumber or courgette first & see if they like it
lol "i gag on a deep kiss
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"I've had too manyincidents where a tooth has scraped on my shaft There's been a few who have basically tried to give my dick a Chinese burn as they've just chewed on the end Some people forget theres a person attached to said penis" You may not like your cock abused in such ways but I used to know someone that did he was into really heavy BDSM play though | |||
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"Hey, if any fella want to give me some constructive feedback, or appreciative comments on my recent technique - now is a good time! m x "Don't worry I will talk you through it 
I haven't had a bad one yet,
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"I had a woman clamp her lips over my bell end and freeze. No movement, no tounge, nowt. She did squeeze my arse cheeks like she was kneeding bread though. No, that wasn't a good BJ. Even when prompted to vary the technique... nada! " Maybe she was assuming the position for you to take the hint to face fuck her until she gagged uncontrollably and her eyes streamed with tears ???? | |||
"Basically any BJ where she only licks the head and plays around with it in her mouth is a shit bj. I want my cock sucked like a pro, swallow it, gag on it, feel it down your throat, wet, sloppy and let me slap it across your face. That's how it's done
slap across a face any one slaps me in the face gets a pain in the balls "I fear they watch to much porn
A bad blow job.......
One where they hold my ears and ram my face
One where they won't stay still and let me do my thing without ramming my face
A good blow job is a two way thing if you don't stop fecking ramming my face I can't give you a good blow job
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"I had a woman clamp her lips over my bell end and freeze. No movement, no tounge, nowt. She did squeeze my arse cheeks like she was kneeding bread though. No, that wasn't a good BJ. Even when prompted to vary the technique... nada! Maybe she was assuming the position for you to take the hint to face fuck her until she gagged uncontrollably and her eyes streamed with tears ???? " this
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"Had a girl once that took about 20mm in her mouth and didn't do anything else just held it there " Again she probably wanted face fucking | |||
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"Had a girl once that took about 20mm in her mouth and didn't do anything else just held it there Again she probably wanted face fucking " Nope i did try that but didn't like it | |||
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"Had a girl once that took about 20mm in her mouth and didn't do anything else just held it there Again she probably wanted face fucking Nope i did try that but didn't like it " Just in experienced and needed some guidance then???? | |||
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"I've often wondered how you even gave a bad bj, so these stories are interesting and informative. I'd hate to think I was doing it wrong. " I couldn't agree more gentlewoman, I thought one bj was very much like another until I joined fab, but apparently some are pretty horrendous. I've never had any complaints though | |||
"I've often wondered how you even gave a bad bj, so these stories are interesting and informative. I'd hate to think I was doing it wrong. I couldn't agree more gentlewoman, I thought one bj was very much like another until I joined fab, but apparently some are pretty horrendous. I've never had any complaints though "Biggest points are; Keep the teeth off Don't deep throat unless your comfortable (cause if you arnt you usually end up nearly biting our cock in two at the base) Use your tongue. | |||
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"Trying to get guys to give honest feedback on bjs is, in my experience, pretty much impossible. Sure, they'll talk about it on these threads and to each other and whatever but at the time it's hard to get them to say it was anything other than great. That's lovely to hear but if I ask how I could have made it better it's because I want to know. I'm not going to be hurt by constructive comments. OK, I probably don't want to hear I was actually crap, or the worst bj giver you've ever encountered so, y'know, try to be a bit kind with the feedback, but honestly, if I ask, I really do want to know. I'll do my best to read the signs in the facial expressions, body language, noises, breathing and all but telling me what was particularly good and how I could have improved the experience is useful. Look at it this way, if you actually give me feedback, I may be more likely to want to do it again to practice " | |||
And more fool them if I'm not & they don't tell me | |||
"I had a woman clamp her lips over my bell end and freeze. No movement, no tounge, nowt. She did squeeze my arse cheeks like she was kneeding bread though. No, that wasn't a good BJ. Even when prompted to vary the technique... nada! Maybe she was assuming the position for you to take the hint to face fuck her until she gagged uncontrollably and her eyes streamed with tears ???? this
C..."Doh - i need to learn to read the signals | |||
"Haaaa...using teeth can be good if done right...I do love sucking cock..could happily do it for ages "I don mind feeling teeth along my shaft but not biting down lol! Same goes for some ladies....as long as done with gentle pressure I know a few who like to have their clit bitten.....especially with a finger pulsing on their G-spot at the same time. Can produce orgasms in record time for some if that's what is required. | |||
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"Basically any BJ where she only licks the head and plays around with it in her mouth is a shit bj. I want my cock sucked like a pro, swallow it, gag on it, feel it down your throat, wet, sloppy and let me slap it across your face. That's how it's done "... In your opinion. | |||
"Interesting to hear what guys think. I'm a girl who loves blow jobs. I like deep throat and licking his balls and I have no gag reflex. I also like when a guy cums in my mouth. I like dirty messy blow jobs" Think you could teach me how to deep throat? | |||
"My way of thinking is if they stay hard, they don't scream in pain, they make the right noises & they cum then I must be doing something right
And more fool them if I'm not & they don't tell me "Totally. We all have a voice. If you've had no complaints I'd assume you were good | |||
"Interesting to hear what guys think. I'm a girl who loves blow jobs. I like deep throat and licking his balls and I have no gag reflex. I also like when a guy cums in my mouth. I like dirty messy blow jobs" Well, hello there | |||
"Basically any BJ where she only licks the head and plays around with it in her mouth is a shit bj. I want my cock sucked like a pro, swallow it, gag on it, feel it down your throat, wet, sloppy and let me slap it across your face. That's how it's done
... In your opinion. "Quite. Anyone slapping me across the face with his cock would sorely regret it an instant later. Some people watch way more porn than is good for them | |||
"Basically any BJ where she only licks the head and plays around with it in her mouth is a shit bj. I want my cock sucked like a pro, swallow it, gag on it, feel it down your throat, wet, sloppy and let me slap it across your face. That's how it's done " - minus the face slapping.
Had a couple where they don't suck or get jaw ache after ten minutes  | |||
"Interesting to hear what guys think. I'm a girl who loves blow jobs. I like deep throat and licking his balls and I have no gag reflex. I also like when a guy cums in my mouth. I like dirty messy blow jobs Think you could teach me how to deep throat? "Practice make perfect
No, really there's guides on doing it our there if you want to learn. | |||
"Any blowjob where you can tell a woman is thinking "I don't really want this thing in my mouth, but everyone else seems to do it, so I guess I should". Luckily I've only had one or two in my time, but it's an instant mood killer and just makes you feel awkward. Conversely, seeing a woman absolutely loving every moment of what she is doing can make even less "technically gifted" blowjobs right up there with the best of them. "
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"Trying to get guys to give honest feedback on bjs is, in my experience, pretty much impossible. Sure, they'll talk about it on these threads and to each other and whatever but at the time it's hard to get them to say it was anything other than great. That's lovely to hear but if I ask how I could have made it better it's because I want to know. I'm not going to be hurt by constructive comments. OK, I probably don't want to hear I was actually crap, or the worst bj giver you've ever encountered so, y'know, try to be a bit kind with the feedback, but honestly, if I ask, I really do want to know. I'll do my best to read the signs in the facial expressions, body language, noises, breathing and all but telling me what was particularly good and how I could have improved the experience is useful. Look at it this way, if you actually give me feedback, I may be more likely to want to do it again to practice "Exactly this. Watch for responses and respond accordingly as everyone is different. My worst was from a gay guy....I had high hopes as I figured he would know his way around a cock. He was so gentle and delicate that I barely felt a thing....little kisses on the tip, light finger strokes.....very disappointing as I was there to be made love to. One of my best was an out of the blue meet in a layby from a bi guy, not so long back. He moved my hands from my cock, moaned, linked his lips and took me all, deepthroated me ( a first for me) He wanked his own cock while blowing mine....his enthusiasm added to mine. It is rare that I cum from blowjobs alone. Many an uncomfortable bj as a young lad with inexperience on both sides the cause. Just as with any oral/sex play, listen, watch, feel, respond. | |||
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"I wouldn't know how to give a bad blow job. True story. "Ooooooooo | |||
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"There is no such thing as a bad blowjob" Lies, if they don't suck it's not a blow job it's a lick job. Licking combined with wanking it and sucking is good buy there definitely has to be sucking and fight through the jaw ache using wanking and licking to eases the pressure on the jaws muscles. I take or leave deep throat. | |||
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"Not the worst but odd. Had two ladies both servicing the member. They started gossiping. Whilst one was sucking away they were listening and then she would trade my knob and be the talker whilst the other woman listened. I was there amazed yet still strangely thrilled by it all. I remember thinking 'Gossiping? Bloody typical of (fantastic and wonderful) women.'" Haha! | |||
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"Basically any BJ where she only licks the head and plays around with it in her mouth is a shit bj. I want my cock sucked like a pro, swallow it, gag on it, feel it down your throat, wet, sloppy and let me slap it across your face. That's how it's done " | |||
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"I've had lots BJ's from various ladies over the time & what i like is the variety in how different ladies do this with their own techniques. Can you really have a bad BJ?...i personally don't think so. " Wait til you have one that chews your banjo string in half... | |||
but some are better than others | |||
"I once gagged whilst giving a bj and throw up over the guys cock. In my defence I did tell try and tell him not to keep pulling my head down! It was a little awkward...... " Oh dear - special clean-up! Ha! As long as both are enjoying it (that's the key!), some communication and lots of moaning and groaning off both parties - fantastic! Then all change or a bit of both 69er! | |||
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