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over a year ago
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Well me and my mrs would b very interested but i can only see two problems we hate phone sex and we also hate oneliners so as u can see we r not serious |
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over a year ago
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" Phone sex..Is that where your phones on vibrate and you get your friends to ring you ???  "
lol love that one..can you catch enything from phone fucking only a big bill.xx |
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over a year ago
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Is that where someone shoves the receiver of a Tele No1 candlestick phone up my arse ?
If it is, I'm not interested - those No1 receivers are very rare now and cannot be wasted by sticking them up someone's arse. It destroys the diaphragm and rots the cotton cord, so a message to you young man ...
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" Phone sex..Is that where your phones on vibrate and you get your friends to ring you ??? lol love that one..can you catch enything from phone fucking only a big bill.xx"
You could catch yourself on the buttons i guess....unless you got an iphone then just catch the corners  |
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