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By *anky_Panky OP Woman
over a year ago
Filthy Fuckeryville |
What do YOU hate to see in a veri?
We are probably all guilty of various re-use of phrases - sucks like a Dyson etc but what really twists your nipples?
For me it's 'Had me cumming in no time' Arrrgggh use your imagination people!!  |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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Anything saying they are an expert. No, they just gave you an orgasm a few times.
Oh and this is what fab is about types of veris. Yeah, we get it, you got wet or your cock did and you still have sex brain. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What do YOU hate to see in a veri?
We are probably all guilty of various re-use of phrases - sucks like a Dyson etc but what really twists your nipples?
For me it's 'Had me cumming in no time' Arrrgggh use your imagination people!! "
'She took my big cock so well' any kind of veri which praises themself as well as the recipient. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"What do YOU hate to see in a veri?
We are probably all guilty of various re-use of phrases - sucks like a Dyson etc but what really twists your nipples?
For me it's 'Had me cumming in no time' Arrrgggh use your imagination people!! 'She took my big cock so well' any kind of veri which praises themself as well as the recipient."
Oh yeah. Those.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"'Suckable cock'
Plus any pissing up the lamp post veris
Think I'm guilty of suckable cock lol. But then I like sucking nice cocks.....  "
Oh do you hmm good to know |
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By *LUKCouple
over a year ago
Loughborough |
From my point of view (male half) I hate a "She's a gorgeous, sexy, beautiful lady and he's a funny, respectful, laid back gentleman" verification.
Might as well say "She's a gorgeous, sexy, beautiful lady and he's sinfully ugly and punching way above his weight"  |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"From my point of view (male half) I hate a "She's a gorgeous, sexy, beautiful lady and he's a funny, respectful, laid back gentleman" verification.
Might as well say "She's a gorgeous, sexy, beautiful lady and he's sinfully ugly and punching way above his weight" "
How many times have you had that veri before?  |
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By *LUKCouple
over a year ago
Loughborough |
"How many times have you had that veri before? "
Had it a couple of times on a website we used previously 
To be fair I have since ditched the dreadlocks, got the face tattoos removed, lost 15 stone and started showering. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"How many times have you had that veri before?
Had it a couple of times on a website we used previously
To be fair I have since ditched the dreadlocks, got the face tattoos removed, lost 15 stone and started showering."
Oh, I even emojied to indicate the lighthearted tone of that comment. Apologies for being a twunt.  |
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By *LUKCouple
over a year ago
Loughborough |
"How many times have you had that veri before?
Had it a couple of times on a website we used previously
To be fair I have since ditched the dreadlocks, got the face tattoos removed, lost 15 stone and started showering.
Oh, I even emojied to indicate the lighthearted tone of that comment. Apologies for being a twunt. "
No worries, I have thick skin. A side effect of not showering for years apparently |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""After a few minutes I didn't even notice he was wearing a tag"
"I had a great time, and after a quick visit to my GP it stopped burning when I had a piss" "
Funnily enough i was dating a guy from pof and it was a few dates in until he mentioned the tag  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When women put things like I'm keeping him for myself or hands off girls he's mine 
I read one the other day on a guys profile where the woman had stated they had decided to become a couple and he don't meet alone anymore, read his profile and there was nothing about him now meeting as a couple on there
Or treat her with respect, like a guy who's going to be a knob on a meet will suddenly act like a gent because some guy on a woman's profile told him too  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"From my point of view (male half) I hate a "She's a gorgeous, sexy, beautiful lady and he's a funny, respectful, laid back gentleman" verification.
Might as well say "She's a gorgeous, sexy, beautiful lady and he's sinfully ugly and punching way above his weight" "
That'll be me then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think some veris are written in far too much graphic detail. Yes by all means inform on personality and appearance. But leave a bit of mystery for other people to discover.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ladies don't pass this one by
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I always interpret that as 'he's a shite shag....have him cos I'm never going there again'
Any pissing up the Lamp post type. Do you really need 20 veris from the same person? |
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I always take ego boosting veris as partly idle chatter.. "treat with respect"... as opposed to what?
"Dont pass this one by"... no thanks I make up my own mind
"You wont be dissapointed".. could it be some people are easily pleased...
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Not a veri more a review but I still love this from the guy that bought a sex swing from amazon
"have two large St Bernard's and this swing is good to hold dogs in while I wash them. I hang swing from a tree branch put dog in swing and wash dog while dog hangs in swing. It really is a sight to see but it works"  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not a veri more a review but I still love this from the guy that bought a sex swing from amazon
"have two large St Bernard's and this swing is good to hold dogs in while I wash them. I hang swing from a tree branch put dog in swing and wash dog while dog hangs in swing. It really is a sight to see but it works" "
Imagine looking out your window and seeing the guy next door putting a dog in a sex swing |
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By *anky_Panky OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Ladies don't pass this one by
I always interpret that as 'he's a shite shag....have him cos I'm never going there again'
Any pissing up the Lamp post type. Do you really need 20 veris from the same person?"
Damn. I best not leave you another one then! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Also really creepy 1's from clubs, where the manager has other agendas."
I like the ones from parties where it's literally a review of their own party with no mention of that person whatsoever. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Also really creepy 1's from clubs, where the manager has other agendas.
I like the ones from parties where it's literally a review of their own party with no mention of that person whatsoever. "
They gotta sell it |
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By *anky_Panky OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Also really creepy 1's from clubs, where the manager has other agendas. like this 'One word verification Perfect!' with cringe."
I have no problem with these as shows the person goes to the club concerned.... There is only so much that a club manager can write (as club staff myself I know this!) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd love to keep him for myself = if i find he meets another woman i'm going to hunt her down and string her up by her tits."
I wrote pretty much that for my fwb when we first met...I am dying for him to fuck someone else!! Wanna watch but am ok with not lol   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Also really creepy 1's from clubs, where the manager has other agendas. like this 'One word verification Perfect!' with cringe.
I have no problem with these as shows the person goes to the club concerned.... There is only so much that a club manager can write (as club staff myself I know this!) "
Doesnt make them less cringey though, some clubs are trigger happy with superfluos veris. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""And when he shat on my cock, he even cleaned it up himself. With his mouth" "
Taste a bit of sick in my mouth after reading that. At least it wasn't shit. |
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"I regard them more as a friend."
And "I've known them for years." (Well, what chance have the rest of us got then!)
And I agree with the "Hands off they're mine" remarks and the "Treat them with respect" ones.
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By *anky_Panky OP Woman
over a year ago
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""And when he shat on my cock, he even cleaned it up himself. With his mouth"
Taste a bit of sick in my mouth after reading that. At least it wasn't shit."
Ooh that's from that other thread..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""And when he shat on my cock, he even cleaned it up himself. With his mouth"
Taste a bit of sick in my mouth after reading that. At least it wasn't shit.
Ooh that's from that other thread..... "
Yep I'm avoiding that thread!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What do YOU hate to see in a veri?
We are probably all guilty of various re-use of phrases - sucks like a Dyson etc but what really twists your nipples?
For me it's 'Had me cumming in no time' Arrrgggh use your imagination people!! "
Horrendous. Where's the build up? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""And when he shat on my cock, he even cleaned it up himself. With his mouth"
Ha ha ha that story has kept me entertained all day
Ruby"
Still making me laugh |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""I filled all her holes"
SHUDDER
Her poor nostrils
I don't doubt that somewhere in the dark depths of Fab, that turns someone on...
Fuck nose.  "
Sometimes, some things do make you actually choke on your tea |
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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago
Cambridge |
""I filled all her holes"
SHUDDER
Her poor nostrils
I don't doubt that somewhere in the dark depths of Fab, that turns someone on...
Fuck nose. "
"I fucked her right in the earhole" |
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By *anky_Panky OP Woman
over a year ago
Filthy Fuckeryville |
""I filled all her holes"
SHUDDER
Her poor nostrils
I don't doubt that somewhere in the dark depths of Fab, that turns someone on...
Fuck nose.
"I fucked her right in the earhole" "
That nearly happened to me once when I lay next to a glory hole in a club and didn't realise the bugger was there!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I really don't get why the same person feels the need to leave a veri more than once for the same partner. If the first time was "best ever", it's hardly going to be shit the next, and I really don't need to see someone's "fuckography"! |
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"They came to ARE house
It's our not are lop
See are in so many sentences
We are re writing are profile
Yea but if you're a yourkshire lads you know the true phrasing of the word our is are "
* Yorkshire Lass
Bloody phone |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Seen one lady on here who has had a guy verify her eight times. EIGHT?!! Ok, you're meeting up and fucking, I get it!!!
Also ones where they describe the meet pretty much in full detail and finsh off with 'but a gentlemen never tells' Tossers!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm not saying as it probably is reflective in my weakness...
Was reading through the comments and I can agree with alot here, but what came to mind was we often don't like in others what we see in ourselves. Just a thought not aimed at anyone. It's a thought often crossed my mind when I read critical comments or rants.
Sits back and braces myself against the wall. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I hate it when women say 'hand's off ladies or 'wont share, he's mine. Why say that and then why do the men show a verify that say's that."
I hear you clearly, but is it realy any different to fabbing another's pic which we all do? It's expressing appreciation....or any different from people posting 15 or 20 pics of their beautiful as, boobs or cock.... After two pics it's indelibly printed in our memory.... but it makes them feel good others are viewing it...same as reading it I'm guessing.
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We all take appreciation in different ways...As well as we all get offended in different ways.
Think we really all guilty of being offended too easily when there's competition or we feel left out... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Graphic verifications. I for one can't stand explicit ones etc just simple Nice person xyz , great fun genuine works for me.
Saying that i never read them anymore anyway , just look at the number of veri is sufficient .
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By *ndigo40Woman
over a year ago
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"I hate it when women say 'hand's off ladies or 'wont share, he's mine. Why say that and then why do the men show a verify that say's that.
I hear you clearly, but is it realy any different to fabbing another's pic which we all do? It's expressing appreciation....or any different from people posting 15 or 20 pics of their beautiful as, boobs or cock.... After two pics it's indelibly printed in our memory.... but it makes them feel good others are viewing it...same as reading it I'm guessing.
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We all take appreciation in different ways...As well as we all get offended in different ways.
Think we really all guilty of being offended too easily when there's competition or we feel left out..."
I never fabbed a pic or no one can fab my pics |
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Any thing which sounds like it is a exert from a porn film. "He pounded me from behind"
"His massive cock filled me" blah blah
Or anything that sounds like your mate wrote it it a man's words from a woman.
I'm much more of gentle session person with the fast and furious thrown in little but often lol.
Mrs. X |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Not a veri more a review but I still love this from the guy that bought a sex swing from amazon
"have two large St Bernard's and this swing is good to hold dogs in while I wash them. I hang swing from a tree branch put dog in swing and wash dog while dog hangs in swing. It really is a sight to see but it works" "
Pmsl, can't see my dogs putting up with that! |
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"I hate it when women say 'hand's off ladies or 'wont share, he's mine. Why say that and then why do the men show a verify that say's that."
think most just said in jest ,in this scene you cant own ,unless into that
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"I got told off a few times for leaving funny ones. Good to see some ladies like them. "In" jokes are the sign of an awesome meet, now mine are kinda boring when I leave them."
I adore reading veris that make no sense, where you can tell there's an 'in' joke or 2 but just don't get it. I agree they're the sign of an awesome meet. |
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"What do YOU hate to see in a veri?
We are probably all guilty of various re-use of phrases - sucks like a Dyson etc but what really twists your nipples?
For me it's 'Had me cumming in no time' Arrrgggh use your imagination people!! "
Having just verified you, I'm now slightly nervous. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Treat with respect... fab language for minger keep away
I disagree ! !! "
Really??? I've never heard that. I take it to mean what it says!
I can't stand the overly graphic veri or the ones where the writer suggests there is 'more to their relationship' |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm not saying as it probably is reflective in my weakness...
Was reading through the comments and I can agree with alot here, but what came to mind was we often don't like in others what we see in ourselves. Just a thought not aimed at anyone. It's a thought often crossed my mind when I read critical comments or rants.
Sits back and braces myself against the wall."
True enough. See Carl Jung's work on 'the shadow' he suggests exactly that - that what we dislike in others relates to parts of ourselves that we wish to hide or disown. However - I find some graphic terms a bit too much, and I don't like derogatory comments about anyone. Little softie me! |
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"I got told off a few times for leaving funny ones. Good to see some ladies like them. "In" jokes are the sign of an awesome meet, now mine are kinda boring when I leave them.
I adore reading veris that make no sense, where you can tell there's an 'in' joke or 2 but just don't get it. I agree they're the sign of an awesome meet. "
Most of mine then |
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