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By *averi OP Man
over a year ago
Swindon to bristol |
I just read a profile that baffles me...but maybe I'm thick.
This str8 bloke says he insists on safe sex even for giving and recieving oral. Ok, I'm def in favour of safe sex but how does it work when pussy eating? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I saw that on a profile: it was a married man, and he mentioned "must be clean, safe sex for oral, must be clean, no kissing, safe sex, condoms for oral"...so many times that I thought he must be a fun meet...NOT!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I saw that on a profile: it was a married man, and he mentioned "must be clean, safe sex for oral, must be clean, no kissing, safe sex, condoms for oral"...so many times that I thought he must be a fun meet...NOT!!! "
Now you're being mean Sassy, he was dressed lovely in his plastic all in one 'scenes of crimes' outfit when I met him, he looked good in the snorkel too |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I saw that on a profile: it was a married man, and he mentioned "must be clean, safe sex for oral, must be clean, no kissing, safe sex, condoms for oral"...so many times that I thought he must be a fun meet...NOT!!!
Now you're being mean Sassy, he was dressed lovely in his plastic all in one 'scenes of crimes' outfit when I met him, he looked good in the snorkel too "
Ooooh he's gone kinky - his profile pic had him in a haz mat suit with oxygen pack! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"crisp packet and then you could choose the flavour you wanted the pussy to be...wheres drangons den when you need it"
Smoked haddock flavour...hmmm, where's my nearest Patent Office?!! |
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"crisp packet and then you could choose the flavour you wanted the pussy to be...wheres drangons den when you need it
Smoked haddock flavour...hmmm, where's my nearest Patent Office?!! "
nahns off i am searching the web as we speak..thinking of veggy flavour for those that dont like the taste of fish  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I saw that on a profile: it was a married man, and he mentioned "must be clean, safe sex for oral, must be clean, no kissing, safe sex, condoms for oral"...so many times that I thought he must be a fun meet...NOT!!! "
Can you PM the username to me? Please
This thread is hilarious! |
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By *DD1EMan
over a year ago
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"Cling film?
I was going to say that, i once had a guy tell me he was allergic to pussy juice and could we use cling film.
This wasnt on an actual meet just something he said over the net"
He must have been taking the piss....what happened if his skin did touch some pussy juice??? did he explode like Mr. Creosote?
He could always have used a can of Hypacover, it's a spray plaster that forms a protective transparent film that can last all day or until washed off with soap and water...can''t stop myself laughing at this thread |
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"Cling film?
I was going to say that, i once had a guy tell me he was allergic to pussy juice and could we use cling film.
This wasnt on an actual meet just something he said over the net
He must have been taking the piss....what happened if his skin did touch some pussy juice??? did he explode like Mr. Creosote?
He could always have used a can of Hypacover, it's a spray plaster that forms a protective transparent film that can last all day or until washed off with soap and water...can''t stop myself laughing at this thread "
I have no idea as strangely communication didnt continue after that lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Cling film?
I was going to say that, i once had a guy tell me he was allergic to pussy juice and could we use cling film.
This wasnt on an actual meet just something he said over the net
He must have been taking the piss....what happened if his skin did touch some pussy juice??? did he explode like Mr. Creosote?
He could always have used a can of Hypacover, it's a spray plaster that forms a protective transparent film that can last all day or until washed off with soap and water...can''t stop myself laughing at this thread "
How would the poor girl take a leak?  |
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By *averi OP Man
over a year ago
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"I saw that on a profile: it was a married man, and he mentioned "must be clean, safe sex for oral, must be clean, no kissing, safe sex, condoms for oral"...so many times that I thought he must be a fun meet...NOT!!!
Can you PM the username to me? Please
This thread is hilarious!"
love to but sadly I cant see your profile.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"crisp packet and then you could choose the flavour you wanted the pussy to be...wheres drangons den when you need it
Smoked haddock flavour...hmmm, where's my nearest Patent Office?!! "
you dont need the flavouring when on my wife , |
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