So, I'm inspired by reading the Worst Meet thread but noticed everyone is posting about their experiences of the other party being awful.
Nobody has confessed to a meet where they were the guilty party for making it a crap meet 
Now is your chance to unburden your sins to the forum and thou shall be granted forgiveness for being a crap meet.
I shall get busy typing my own confession shortly. Meantime the rest of you please crack on and share your awfulness  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Once I arranged a meet with an older man and went to his place . I hadn't washed for a month, my hair was chip pan greasy. I wore the clothes I had been wearing all week(even to bed) they were a bit pongy I do confess. I didn't bother to brush my teeth or hair and my fanny hairs were all mated together. I got pissed, smoked a Pac of ciggies then went to the meets house. I threw up on his step after ringing the bell, he trod in it when he stepped outside to see where I was. I had fallen in the bushes, d*unk and snoring. He was horny and a bit short sighted though, and fked my arse that was sticking up XXX |
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"Once I arranged a meet with an older man and went to his place . I hadn't washed for a month, my hair was chip pan greasy. I wore the clothes I had been wearing all week(even to bed) they were a bit pongy I do confess. I didn't bother to brush my teeth or hair and my fanny hairs were all mated together. I got pissed, smoked a Pac of ciggies then went to the meets house. I threw up on his step after ringing the bell, he trod in it when he stepped outside to see where I was. I had fallen in the bushes, d*unk and snoring. He was horny and a bit short sighted though, and fked my arse that was sticking up XXX"
I can't see anything unduly wrong here .... forgiven |
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"Once I arranged a meet with an older man and went to his place . I hadn't washed for a month, my hair was chip pan greasy. I wore the clothes I had been wearing all week(even to bed) they were a bit pongy I do confess. I didn't bother to brush my teeth or hair and my fanny hairs were all mated together. I got pissed, smoked a Pac of ciggies then went to the meets house. I threw up on his step after ringing the bell, he trod in it when he stepped outside to see where I was. I had fallen in the bushes, d*unk and snoring. He was horny and a bit short sighted though, and fked my arse that was sticking up XXX"
I really really REALLY hope your kidding? |
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"Once I arranged a meet with an older man and went to his place . I hadn't washed for a month, my hair was chip pan greasy. I wore the clothes I had been wearing all week(even to bed) they were a bit pongy I do confess. I didn't bother to brush my teeth or hair and my fanny hairs were all mated together. I got pissed, smoked a Pac of ciggies then went to the meets house. I threw up on his step after ringing the bell, he trod in it when he stepped outside to see where I was. I had fallen in the bushes, d*unk and snoring. He was horny and a bit short sighted though, and fked my arse that was sticking up XXX"
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By (user no longer on site)
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I once turned up to be met at the door by a bloke who looked a fair bit older than the photo posted of the couple.
Luckily it only took slightly too long to realise I was at the right house number but in the wrong street.
Easy mistake to make  |
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By *olliPineCouple
over a year ago
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pretty sure we've been someone's bad meet but he insisted not the worst.
Too embarrassed to go into detail but a couple of unfortunate events unfolded that night.
Pretty sure we've not been the best meet some single guys have had when they usher us in and straight upstairs then straight back out the door the second they've managed to get hard and blow their load. One of the reasons we longer do house calls. Unrelaxed fun is no fun. |
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