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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So I am a little sore today, have a handprint on my arse and a cut foot from someone else's stiletto, oh and my hips ache a little!
What are the daftest, or most painful Swinging related injuries you have incurred?
*Points will be given more for hilarity than horror* |
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Fetish club.....
All done up in a latex rubber uniform, avoiding someone spilling a drink over me and fell backwards over a perverted transvestite who was hogtied and wriggling around on the floor behind me.
Result....Shattered elbow and broken wrist.
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
Newcastle and Gateshead |
told this story before...manage to cut the top of my head open on a kinky boot whilst she was in a lovely position...
basically blood started pouring... she was freaked.. i would have kept going (trooper i am)
ending going to the A&E and having stitches..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In the middle of a very energetic play session my head flung backwards and hit the metal bed frame.......I knocked myself out and my partner at the time called an ambulance....I've never been more embarassed having to explain to the paramedics what had happened!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Whilst staying over at a friends house, on New Years Eve. Mr G and I, whilst moving from one position to another, still ermm attached, fell off the bed and crashed into a pair of mirrored wardrobes...cuts and bruises followed plus wanting the ground to swallow us up hahah!. Luckily we are still friends with the owner of said wardrobes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Walking down a cobbled street in heels( carefully) I was given a friendly nudge in the side which resulted in a quick trip to the nearest chemist to treat my skint knees.......unfortunately with Dora the Explorer plasters........ didn't put him off tho!  |
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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago
near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack! |
On A.N.Other swinger`s site I use, we had the usual newbie asking what positions we use and my reply was similar to "when you get to my age, if you can get the bit you want to get to the bit you want to get it to without putting your back out or pulling a muscle, you reguard it as an achievement itself!"  |
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Ive been knocked out by a televison, really bad rope burns on my ankles and a few other things, but ive actually caused many more than ive recieved
1 broken leg
1 dislocated wrist
1 knee out of joint
3 broken ribs and 2 floaters
One guy had a heartattack two days after meeting me but not taking responsibility for that
Cant think of anything else |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Ive been knocked out by a televison, really bad rope burns on my ankles and a few other things, but ive actually caused many more than ive recieved
1 broken leg
1 dislocated wrist
1 knee out of joint
3 broken ribs and 2 floaters
One guy had a heartattack two days after meeting me but not taking responsibility for that
Cant think of anything else"
Bloody hell woman what do you do to 'em?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ive been knocked out by a televison, really bad rope burns on my ankles and a few other things, but ive actually caused many more than ive recieved
1 broken leg
1 dislocated wrist
1 knee out of joint
3 broken ribs and 2 floaters
One guy had a heartattack two days after meeting me but not taking responsibility for that
Cant think of anything else"
Whats a floater and if its what I think forget it lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What a brilliant thread!
I fell up the stairs once whilst rushing enthusiatically to the bedroom, skinned my knees, bruised me shinns and cracked me elbow on the cupboard on the landing
...nearly broke the guys nose later when I sat up too quickly and head-butted him.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This probably doesn't count as an injury but I was kneeling down giving a guy about half my age a "special trouser kiss" and when I'd finished I realised I couldn't get up coz my gammy knee had given way so had to ask him to help me to my feet! |
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