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Is it just us, or are people getting fed up of desperate statuses from single guys and other couples mainly. I mean the ones that fill the feed with "free today for fun" but that seems to be 3 times a day 7 days!!
Come on single guys, up your game. Make us laugh, make us interested!
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over a year ago
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Maybe they're bored to no end of making a heap of effort for no gain? Most want 6ft 8 gym fit, suit wearing, 200 veris type of guy who's had a cock swap with a donkey |
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"Maybe they're bored to no end of making a heap of effort for no gain? Most want 6ft 8 gym fit, suit wearing, 200 veris type of guy who's had a cock swap with a donkey "
I dont. I need a man with a brain. A sense of humour
Someone who can converse like an adult
" I've got a huge dong. Ugg ugg" really isn't gonna do it for me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Maybe they're bored to no end of making a heap of effort for no gain? Most want 6ft 8 gym fit, suit wearing, 200 veris type of guy who's had a cock swap with a donkey
I dont. I need a man with a brain. A sense of humour
Someone who can converse like an adult
" I've got a huge dong. Ugg ugg" really isn't gonna do it for me"
A pleasant change then Sappyofile! |
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over a year ago
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"Maybe they're bored to no end of making a heap of effort for no gain? Most want 6ft 8 gym fit, suit wearing, 200 veris type of guy who's had a cock swap with a donkey "
Do they!? point them my direction next time you see one  |
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"Maybe they're bored to no end of making a heap of effort for no gain? Most want 6ft 8 gym fit, suit wearing, 200 veris type of guy who's had a cock swap with a donkey
I dont. I need a man with a brain. A sense of humour
Someone who can converse like an adult
" I've got a huge dong. Ugg ugg" really isn't gonna do it for me"
Likewise!
Someone that mentally attracts us is far more appealing than cock size and looks as such. Dont get me wrong there has to be an initial attraction. But not necessarily the guy your pointing out |
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over a year ago
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I wouldn't say I'm fed up with them, I just scroll past, but they're a useful filter for who we don't want to meet. Whilst I appreciate that everyone is looking for something different on here, anyone who puts a status up along the lines of 'need to empty my balls, my cock needs sucking, want to cover someone in spunk', probably isn't the kind of person we're looking to meet.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is it just us, or are people getting fed up of desperate statuses from single guys and other couples mainly. "
I like the people who post that they're leaving, they've had enough with Fab, GOODBYE! ... but never go, and are back with the same status the next week. |
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I put some crazy status updates up. So far, today ive used.
Kiss me where it smells funny.
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo.
Do that thou wilt.
The first two are song titles by the blood hound gang and the third is from an Alistair Crowley book.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is it just us, or are people getting fed up of desperate statuses from single guys and other couples mainly.
I like the people who post that they're leaving, they've had enough with Fab, GOODBYE! ... but never go, and are back with the same status the next week. "
Women round my way used to do nothing but slag off the site and moan about leaving, she's still here. Still moaning. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I wouldn't say I'm fed up with them, I just scroll past, but they're a useful filter for who we don't want to meet. Whilst I appreciate that everyone is looking for something different on here, anyone who puts a status up along the lines of 'need to empty my balls, my cock needs sucking, want to cover someone in spunk', probably isn't the kind of person we're looking to meet.
V x"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"really need to unload"
"My balls are gonna explode"
"Just need a willing mouth"
"Could really do with a bj"
Etc etc. These statuses grind my gears. Have a fucking wank!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I put some crazy status updates up. So far, today ive used.
Kiss me where it smells funny.
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo.
Do that thou wilt.
The first two are song titles by the blood hound gang and the third is from an Alistair Crowley book.
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my status is a song lyric |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Maybe they're bored to no end of making a heap of effort for no gain? Most want 6ft 8 gym fit, suit wearing, 200 veris type of guy who's had a cock swap with a donkey "
Seeing guys say this kinda crap puts me off...and men that feel they have to appologise for not being these things too....does my head in tbh!  |
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over a year ago
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add to some womens status i have saw
"Bring me cigs for a fuck"
"Need to go shopping anyone want to take me"
"need site supporter paying for"
saw these in the last 72 hrs |
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"add to some womens status i have saw
"Bring me cigs for a fuck"
"Need to go shopping anyone want to take me"
"need site supporter paying for"
saw these in the last 72 hrs"
If I ever see one of those I just insta-block. I have long block list |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like the ones with bored in. It always makes me just “wanna hit them up” straight away, to help them with their inability to negotiate a happy and interesting life  "
Yeah, " I'm bored. Wanna chat?"
What, so you can bore me too? No thanks |
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"I put some crazy status updates up. So far, today ive used.
Kiss me where it smells funny.
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo.
Do that thou wilt.
The first two are song titles by the blood hound gang and the third is from an Alistair Crowley book.
my status is a song lyric "
I didn't recognize the lyrics and i googled them But while i was on your profile. I had to fab a few of your pictures though. Lovely ink |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"add to some womens status i have saw
"Bring me cigs for a fuck"
"Need to go shopping anyone want to take me"
"need site supporter paying for"
saw these in the last 72 hrs
If I ever see one of those I just insta-block. I have a long dick "
FTFY  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Maybe they're bored to no end of making a heap of effort for no gain? Most want 6ft 8 gym fit, suit wearing, 200 veris type of guy who's had a cock swap with a donkey
I dont. I need a man with a brain. A sense of humour
Someone who can converse like an adult
" I've got a huge dong. Ugg ugg" really isn't gonna do it for me"
It's getting your attention though!  and that's a tough thing for any single male here, we can't to anything right really, someone e will always knock whatever we do. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I put some crazy status updates up. So far, today ive used.
Kiss me where it smells funny.
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo.
Do that thou wilt.
The first two are song titles by the blood hound gang and the third is from an Alistair Crowley book.
my status is a song lyric
I didn't recognize the lyrics and i googled them But while i was on your profile. I had to fab a few of your pictures though. Lovely ink "
aww thanks
it was hoodie by hey voilet, a song thats poppy and happy LOL
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"I put some crazy status updates up. So far, today ive used.
Kiss me where it smells funny.
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo.
Do that thou wilt.
The first two are song titles by the blood hound gang and the third is from an Alistair Crowley book.
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Finally someone who is showing brain cells and is attractive. You are a true rarity on this site!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Maybe they're bored to no end of making a heap of effort for no gain? Most want 6ft 8 gym fit, suit wearing, 200 veris type of guy who's had a cock swap with a donkey
I dont. I need a man with a brain. A sense of humour
Someone who can converse like an adult
" I've got a huge dong. Ugg ugg" really isn't gonna do it for me
It's getting your attention though! and that's a tough thing for any single male here, we can't to anything right really, someone e will always knock whatever we do. "
No
No, it isnt
Really |
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"I wouldn't say I'm fed up with them, I just scroll past, but they're a useful filter for who we don't want to meet. Whilst I appreciate that everyone is looking for something different on here, anyone who puts a status up along the lines of 'need to empty my balls, my cock needs sucking, want to cover someone in spunk', probably isn't the kind of person we're looking to meet.
V x"
A regular one that always amuses me
"can accommodate til.."
Or
"house to myself all day"
Sort of implies to me, there's a wife/gf gone shopping lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"add to some womens status i have saw
"Bring me cigs for a fuck"
"Need to go shopping anyone want to take me"
"need site supporter paying for"
saw these in the last 72 hrs"
I saw one saying "Will fuck for fish and chips". I think mushy peas would have been optional |
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"Maybe they're bored to no end of making a heap of effort for no gain? Most want 6ft 8 gym fit, suit wearing, 200 veris type of guy who's had a cock swap with a donkey
I dont. I need a man with a brain. A sense of humour
Someone who can converse like an adult
" I've got a huge dong. Ugg ugg" really isn't gonna do it for me"
To be fair your username does sort of give the game away about what you like!
I appreciate where the guy is coming from there is a lot of profiles asking here asking for ‘exceptional’ guys with no cock smaller than 10 inches etc but saying that there’s loads of others that aren’t looking for that it just requires a bit of looking and effort to find them |
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By *ineMan
over a year ago
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"I put some crazy status updates up. So far, today ive used.
Kiss me where it smells funny.
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo.
Do that thou wilt.
The first two are song titles by the blood hound gang and the third is from an Alistair Crowley book.
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Kiss me where it smells funny ???
Widnes perhaps 
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"add to some womens status i have saw
"Bring me cigs for a fuck"
"Need to go shopping anyone want to take me"
"need site supporter paying for"
saw these in the last 72 hrs
I saw one saying "Will fuck for fish and chips". I think mushy peas would have been optional"
I’d have bought the mushy peas to eat myself to be fair! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"add to some womens status i have saw
"Bring me cigs for a fuck"
"Need to go shopping anyone want to take me"
"need site supporter paying for"
saw these in the last 72 hrs
If I ever see one of those I just insta-block. I have a long dick
FTFY "
Don't tell everyone kitty! Apparently that's all women want! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I put some crazy status updates up. So far, today ive used.
Kiss me where it smells funny.
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo.
Do that thou wilt.
The first two are song titles by the blood hound gang and the third is from an Alistair Crowley book.
Kiss me where it smells funny ???
Widnes perhaps
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Round the back of Asda, by the bins |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Maybe they're bored to no end of making a heap of effort for no gain? Most want 6ft 8 gym fit, suit wearing, 200 veris type of guy who's had a cock swap with a donkey
I dont. I need a man with a brain. A sense of humour
Someone who can converse like an adult
" I've got a huge dong. Ugg ugg" really isn't gonna do it for me
It's getting your attention though! and that's a tough thing for any single male here, we can't to anything right really, someone e will always knock whatever we do.
No
No, it isnt
Really "
It did. You read it and your able to quote it. Really. |
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"Maybe they're bored to no end of making a heap of effort for no gain? Most want 6ft 8 gym fit, suit wearing, 200 veris type of guy who's had a cock swap with a donkey
I dont. I need a man with a brain. A sense of humour
Someone who can converse like an adult
" I've got a huge dong. Ugg ugg" really isn't gonna do it for me
It's getting your attention though! and that's a tough thing for any single male here, we can't to anything right really, someone e will always knock whatever we do.
No
No, it isnt
Really
It did. You read it and your able to quote it. Really. "
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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago
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"I put some crazy status updates up. So far, today ive used.
Kiss me where it smells funny.
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo.
Do that thou wilt.
The first two are song titles by the blood hound gang and the third is from an Alistair Crowley book.
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Do what thou wilt isn't it?
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"Maybe they're bored to no end of making a heap of effort for no gain? Most want 6ft 8 gym fit, suit wearing, 200 veris type of guy who's had a cock swap with a donkey
having a cock like a donkey can't be that good I mean look at how miserable donkeys always look "
You’d be miserable if you had a massive cock but with no females around and instead had to give rides all day on the beach? |
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"Maybe they're bored to no end of making a heap of effort for no gain? Most want 6ft 8 gym fit, suit wearing, 200 veris type of guy who's had a cock swap with a donkey
having a cock like a donkey can't be that good I mean look at how miserable donkeys always look
You’d be miserable if you had a massive cock but with no females around and instead had to give rides all day on the beach?"
we had better be careful or the fab police might start complaining we are making sweeping generalisations about donkeys |
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By *ineMan
over a year ago
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"Maybe they're bored to no end of making a heap of effort for no gain? Most want 6ft 8 gym fit, suit wearing, 200 veris type of guy who's had a cock swap with a donkey
I dont. I need a man with a brain. A sense of humour
Someone who can converse like an adult
" I've got a huge dong. Ugg ugg" really isn't gonna do it for me
It's getting your attention though! and that's a tough thing for any single male here, we can't to anything right really, someone e will always knock whatever we do.
No
No, it isnt
Really
It did. You read it and your able to quote it. Really. "
Think that might just demonstrate an ability to read... |
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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago
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"Maybe they're bored to no end of making a heap of effort for no gain? Most want 6ft 8 gym fit, suit wearing, 200 veris type of guy who's had a cock swap with a donkey
I dont. I need a man with a brain. A sense of humour
Someone who can converse like an adult
" I've got a huge dong. Ugg ugg" really isn't gonna do it for me"
Totally agree with you |
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By *ineMan
over a year ago
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"Maybe they're bored to no end of making a heap of effort for no gain? Most want 6ft 8 gym fit, suit wearing, 200 veris type of guy who's had a cock swap with a donkey
having a cock like a donkey can't be that good I mean look at how miserable donkeys always look "
Your cock has four legs a tail and a silly hat?
Get yourself to Blackpool ..
You'll make a fortune |
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"I put some crazy status updates up. So far, today ive used.
Kiss me where it smells funny.
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo.
Do that thou wilt.
The first two are song titles by the blood hound gang and the third is from an Alistair Crowley book.
Finally someone who is showing brain cells and is attractive. You are a true rarity on this site!! "
Thanks guys. We have to give someone, something funny to read. It gets people in the mood to read my long boring profile. Lol |
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By *ineMan
over a year ago
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"I put some crazy status updates up. So far, today ive used.
Kiss me where it smells funny.
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo.
Do that thou wilt.
The first two are song titles by the blood hound gang and the third is from an Alistair Crowley book.
Kiss me where it smells funny ???
Widnes perhaps
Round the back of Asda, by the bins"
Waitrose surely? |
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My favourite lately was the woman in my area that posted something like “A run along the side of lake Como,doesn’t get any better than this”
She was within 5 miles on who’s nearby |
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"Maybe they're bored to no end of making a heap of effort for no gain? Most want 6ft 8 gym fit, suit wearing, 200 veris type of guy who's had a cock swap with a donkey
I dont. I need a man with a brain. A sense of humour
Someone who can converse like an adult
" I've got a huge dong. Ugg ugg" really isn't gonna do it for me
Likewise!
Someone that mentally attracts us is far more appealing than cock size and looks as such. Dont get me wrong there has to be an initial attraction. But not necessarily the guy your pointing out"
Nah that's bollocks. I'm shallow as fuck. Always looks first for me if we can string half a sentence together in between ducking that's an added bonus |
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"Is it just us, or are people getting fed up of desperate statuses from single guys and other couples mainly. I mean the ones that fill the feed with "free today for fun" but that seems to be 3 times a day 7 days!!
Come on single guys, up your game. Make us laugh, make us interested!
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How does mine today read? |
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"Maybe they're bored to no end of making a heap of effort for no gain? Most want 6ft 8 gym fit, suit wearing, 200 veris type of guy who's had a cock swap with a donkey
I dont. I need a man with a brain. A sense of humour
Someone who can converse like an adult
" I've got a huge dong. Ugg ugg" really isn't gonna do it for me
It's getting your attention though! and that's a tough thing for any single male here, we can't to anything right really, someone e will always knock whatever we do.
No
No, it isnt
Really
It did. You read it and your able to quote it. Really.
Think that might just demonstrate an ability to read... "
We have to do an IQ test somehow.
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"add to some womens status i have saw
"Bring me cigs for a fuck"
"Need to go shopping anyone want to take me"
"need site supporter paying for"
saw these in the last 72 hrs
I saw one saying "Will fuck for fish and chips". I think mushy peas would have been optional"
I'll cuddle for a chicken Korma...
Anyone....
Mind you I have been tempted by the gentlemen who describes himself as a Popper Dom
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"Is it just us, or are people getting fed up of desperate statuses from single guys and other couples mainly. I mean the ones that fill the feed with "free today for fun" but that seems to be 3 times a day 7 days!!
Come on single guys, up your game. Make us laugh, make us interested!
How does mine today read? "
boring |
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"Is it just us, or are people getting fed up of desperate statuses from single guys and other couples mainly. I mean the ones that fill the feed with "free today for fun" but that seems to be 3 times a day 7 days!!
Come on single guys, up your game. Make us laugh, make us interested!
How does mine today read? boring "
And there was me hoping you'd take the bait and message me.........
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If you can't think up an entertaining status update that nobody pays attention to you may as well have an educational status update that nobody pays attention to..
I had 'just done the first clean out of the heat exchanger on my tumble dryer. Remember girls, this should be done monthly..'
Did I get a word of thanks??
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"If you can't think up an entertaining status update that nobody pays attention to you may as well have an educational status update that nobody pays attention to..
I had 'just done the first clean out of the heat exchanger on my tumble dryer. Remember girls, this should be done monthly..'
Did I get a word of thanks??
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Thanks |
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By *ineMan
over a year ago
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"My favourite lately was the woman in my area that posted something like “A run along the side of lake Como,doesn’t get any better than this”
She was within 5 miles on who’s nearby "
That would be...
Lake Como, Eboracum then? |
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"If you can't think up an entertaining status update that nobody pays attention to you may as well have an educational status update that nobody pays attention to..
I had 'just done the first clean out of the heat exchanger on my tumble dryer. Remember girls, this should be done monthly..'
Did I get a word of thanks??
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Haha. |
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"Round the back of Asda, by the bins
My first Fab meet was in an Asda carpark! Not by the bins though. I'm classy."
I ended up in Asda after my first meet (not shown in my Veris). She wanted to get some shopping. |
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"The latest one I’ve just seen is from a mf couple who are looking for a lady to join them for an mmf on Monday. Hmmm, sounds legit.
Mr x"
think i smell a fish lol surley should be MFF |
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"add to some womens status i have saw
"Bring me cigs for a fuck"
"Need to go shopping anyone want to take me"
"need site supporter paying for"
saw these in the last 72 hrs
If I ever see one of those I just insta-block. I have a long dick
FTFY
Don't tell everyone kitty! Apparently that's all women want! "
I prefer the full package  |
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"I like the ones with bored in. It always makes me just “wanna hit them up” straight away, to help them with their inability to negotiate a happy and interesting life
Yeah, " I'm bored. Wanna chat?"
What, so you can bore me too? No thanks"
haha good answer. I like your style
Oh & ps; I DONT have a huge dong! lol |
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"My favourite lately was the woman in my area that posted something like “A run along the side of lake Como,doesn’t get any better than this”
She was within 5 miles on who’s nearby "
Lol
That’s funny!!!! Guess a lot of people try to impress....... |
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"I wouldn't say I'm fed up with them, I just scroll past, but they're a useful filter for who we don't want to meet. Whilst I appreciate that everyone is looking for something different on here, anyone who puts a status up along the lines of 'need to empty my balls, my cock needs sucking, want to cover someone in spunk', probably isn't the kind of person we're looking to meet.
V x"
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I'm always saying something funny in my status... so I'll say something meaningful now...
I have never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they're home they like to be left alone and sleep. In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat... |
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