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Worse thing you here you partner say while making love

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By *rgasmdonor OP Man over a year ago

millstreet

Mine was "honey I'm home"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

“I love your itty bitty titties”

It’s not the fact that he called my tits small, just the way he said it made me cringe as it was completely serious.

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

I wish I could have heard my ex say " my fucking banjo snapped" but alas, his member is still in tact.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

having just blown his beans during the rest period still up my arse, what times your mother coming round tommorrow?

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By *rwhite30Man over a year ago

deptford London

It's ok he can just watch

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The safe word.

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By *roticGoddessXXWoman over a year ago

Richmond

Calling me the wrong name

"Where should we go for dinner?"

Have you ever considered dyeing your hair?

"I think the cat is licking the last condom we used"

"that was amazing" (2 minutes in...)

"I love how fat your thighs are"

Need I mention I was NOT the one saying these things?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

*hear

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I once said to wilma this is Fred by the way oh betty you're so hot she wasn't happy kicked me right in the rocks

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By *illiam101000Man over a year ago

Melton Mowbray

Can we have a new bathroom darling.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"“I love your itty bitty titties”

It’s not the fact that he called my tits small, just the way he said it made me cringe as it was completely serious."

Was he blindfolded at the time lol

Far away from being small lol

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Hang on,I've just got to check an insurance quote on my phone!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"having just blown his beans during the rest period still up my arse, what times your mother coming round tommorrow? "

That is funny

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By *sagent81Man over a year ago

Leeds

Can you get off me, I am going to be sick

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By *e versMan over a year ago

Leicester

After an hour an a half of fucking her - are you any where near yet as I am getting fed up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Answering a question on a game show on tv didn’t go down too well!

Mind you, she got it right

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think the condoms split and I've cum

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By *uciyassMan over a year ago

Blackrock

Pass me the remote I need to rewind countdown I missed the conundrum

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Did I tell you doc said I've only got 3 days to live

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Did I tell you doc said I've only got 3 days to live

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oh and fuck me like you mean it we can name the baby after the milkman

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