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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The odd thing is that the 'straight' men that ask me for a meet to top them actually look and sound like the types of 'straight' men that try to dominate by starting a fight in a pub.
Odd that - or is it? |
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"What's the most weird sexual thing someone has asked you to do "
Haven't had anyone ask me to do anything weird sexually.
I on the other hand would love to have sex somewhere in the Houses of Parliament, or a Library or a stately home. Private or open to the public not in public view of course.
Lol
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over a year ago
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"Let them eat my poo 
Awww that's sweet.....I could imagine your poo too be like it's owner pretty, cute n sexy.
Yeh poo can be cute n sexy if it wants to be."
Yeah. Winnie the pooh  |
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"Wear tight jeans and let them carry me around on their shoulders....
Tell me you did this lol."
Lol they actually offered me money to do this. I refused, it all felt a little 'she puts the lotion in the basket' to me |
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"Wear tight jeans and let them carry me around on their shoulders....
Tell me you did this lol.
Lol they actually offered me money to do this. I refused, it all felt a little 'she puts the lotion in the basket' to me"
Lol!!! You would have to wonder for sure. Fastinating. |
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"Blow up balloons til they burst while they watched and wanked....
Random."
Baloon fetish is a real thing I watched a documentary on it. And a couple used to have sex in a room full of balloons because the guy got turned on by them. And if you popped them.. Well that was it lol. There were all kind of weird ones. Like the guy who had a wife but then married 3 dolls too (I get guys fucking dolls but this guy actually thought they spoke to him)
The weirdest event I have had was where I went to meet a guy from another site about 5 years ago and when I got to his house it was full of dolls. Then previous to me getting there he asked if we could have a threesome - that he had found someone and I said yes and then when I got there the person was not much or a person. It was a large doll. I just said no thank you and left. |
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"Let them eat my poo
Awww that's sweet.....I could imagine your poo too be like it's owner pretty, cute n sexy.
Yeh poo can be cute n sexy if it wants to be.
Yeah. Winnie the pooh "
Yeh that pooh too, Winnie the pooh in a teddy n high heels mmmm |
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"Blow up balloons til they burst while they watched and wanked....
Random.
Baloon fetish is a real thing I watched a documentary on it. And a couple used to have sex in a room full of balloons because the guy got turned on by them. And if you popped them.. Well that was it lol. There were all kind of weird ones. Like the guy who had a wife but then married 3 dolls too (I get guys fucking dolls but this guy actually thought they spoke to him)
The weirdest event I have had was where I went to meet a guy from another site about 5 years ago and when I got to his house it was full of dolls. Then previous to me getting there he asked if we could have a threesome - that he had found someone and I said yes and then when I got there the person was not much or a person. It was a large doll. I just said no thank you and left. "
I like the balloon thing too. But not done it much.
I did offer to join a guy and his doll for a threesome not so long ago but he turned me down 
I think he thought she would leave him for me. If she did I would have told her "I could never take the place of your man" Tut... dolls they just can't be trusted. |
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"Blow up balloons til they burst while they watched and wanked....
Random.
Baloon fetish is a real thing I watched a documentary on it. And a couple used to have sex in a room full of balloons because the guy got turned on by them. And if you popped them.. Well that was it lol. There were all kind of weird ones. Like the guy who had a wife but then married 3 dolls too (I get guys fucking dolls but this guy actually thought they spoke to him)
The weirdest event I have had was where I went to meet a guy from another site about 5 years ago and when I got to his house it was full of dolls. Then previous to me getting there he asked if we could have a threesome - that he had found someone and I said yes and then when I got there the person was not much or a person. It was a large doll. I just said no thank you and left. "
Yeah, I've read up about "Looning"since. It's the thrill of not knowing if it when the balloon will burst, plus the tactile feel of the rubber. |
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"Blow up balloons til they burst while they watched and wanked....
Random.
Baloon fetish is a real thing I watched a documentary on it. And a couple used to have sex in a room full of balloons because the guy got turned on by them. And if you popped them.. Well that was it lol. There were all kind of weird ones. Like the guy who had a wife but then married 3 dolls too (I get guys fucking dolls but this guy actually thought they spoke to him)
The weirdest event I have had was where I went to meet a guy from another site about 5 years ago and when I got to his house it was full of dolls. Then previous to me getting there he asked if we could have a threesome - that he had found someone and I said yes and then when I got there the person was not much or a person. It was a large doll. I just said no thank you and left.
Yeah, I've read up about "Looning"since. It's the thrill of not knowing if it when the balloon will burst, plus the tactile feel of the rubber. "
Also the air pressure against erogenous zones, between the thighs, against the butt, tummy n nipples.
A guy with his cock between two balloons must be getting in tit wanking I suppose.
Exercise balls too, they look like fun.
Ooo just thought about space hoppers lol.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Let them eat my poo
Awww that's sweet.....I could imagine your poo too be like it's owner pretty, cute n sexy.
Yeh poo can be cute n sexy if it wants to be.
Yeah. Winnie the pooh "
Pooh sticks H?? 
LJ |
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"What's the most weird sexual thing someone has asked you to do
Haven't had anyone ask me to do anything weird sexually.
I on the other hand would love to have sex somewhere in the Houses of Parliament, or a Library or a stately home. Private or open to the public not in public view of course.
Lol
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I’ve had sex in the Houses of Parliament |
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He wanted me to pretend to be his girlfriend, an upcoming engagement involving his church and he wanted me to turn up dressed in short skirt, stockings just on show, as he assured me there would be some action at the afterparty  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When I first started swinging about 15 years ago I regularly played with a couple at there house. We had met at a club and had some great nights.
This one night they suggested watersports, which went well, a little later they asked if I fancied pooing on them both, but i could watch them play with it if I didn't want to join in with them.
I politely refused, the evening drew to a quick end and our paths never crossed again |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Even though it's very clear i am happily married a gentleman wanted to take me to Bahrein for 6 months to be his plaything and pay me an allowance..not a chance..
It's not gash for cash..did not respond. |
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I was asked a few years back by a woman if I would go to her house and hide in the wardrobe in the bedroom and watch her have sex with her husband when he came home for lunch.
The idea being that I would give my view on whether he was crap or whether she was as they had argued about it for a while.
I said that I had to be somewhere else.
Apparently they separated about 2 or 3 months later and she moved away. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cover them in Gunge Slime
Could have actually been quite fun  How one gets turned on by it though I will never know
Who asked this... a Male or female?"
Male - before I blocked them.
Sounds like you're interested |
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"Couple ask if i wouldnt mind watching her have sex with my dog"
A guy asked me to get it on with him and his dog. When I refused and told him it was disgusting his reply was "Dont knock it till you have tried it". |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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LJ keeps asking to dress up as a lioness and roaring himself to orgasm. He's even trying to get me to wear one too. He wants me to be the one wearing the mane though, so he can pretend i'm the male taking him from behind. I'm beginning to get nervous about what it could mean.... 
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"LJ keeps asking to dress up as a lioness and roaring himself to orgasm. He's even trying to get me to wear one too. He wants me to be the one wearing the mane though, so he can pretend i'm the male taking him from behind. I'm beginning to get nervous about what it could mean....
H
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Then you woke up |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"LJ keeps asking to dress up as a lioness and roaring himself to orgasm. He's even trying to get me to wear one too. He wants me to be the one wearing the mane though, so he can pretend i'm the male taking him from behind. I'm beginning to get nervous about what it could mean....
H
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Then you woke up "
Hahaha . Was a hell of a nightmare. Just wish i wasnt still in it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"LJ keeps asking to dress up as a lioness and roaring himself to orgasm. He's even trying to get me to wear one too. He wants me to be the one wearing the mane though, so he can pretend i'm the male taking him from behind. I'm beginning to get nervous about what it could mean....
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It’s because i take pride in my fantasies
LJ
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By (user no longer on site)
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"LJ keeps asking to dress up as a lioness and roaring himself to orgasm. He's even trying to get me to wear one too. He wants me to be the one wearing the mane though, so he can pretend i'm the male taking him from behind. I'm beginning to get nervous about what it could mean....
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H It’s because i take pride in my fantasies
LJ
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Clever!! I'm still not doing it though. So will you please stop nagging!!
H |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It’s because i take pride in my fantasies
LJ
Clever!! I'm still not doing it though. So will you please stop nagging!!
H"
Come on we will have a rip roaring time
Maybe I shouldn’t of used the word RIP definitely the wrong word in more ways than one!!
I will entertain your Pigeon outfit idea if you do and I promise not to peck your head anymore
LJ |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It’s because i take pride in my fantasies
LJ
Clever!! I'm still not doing it though. So will you please stop nagging!!
H
Come on we will have a rip roaring time
Maybe I shouldn’t of used the word RIP definitely the wrong word in more ways than one!!
I will entertain your Pigeon outfit idea if you do and I promise not to peck your head anymore
LJ"
I thought pigeon play was more apt, given your most recent std results..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It’s because i take pride in my fantasies
LJ
Clever!! I'm still not doing it though. So will you please stop nagging!!
H
Come on we will have a rip roaring time
Maybe I shouldn’t of used the word RIP definitely the wrong word in more ways
I thought pigeon play was more apt, given your most recent std results..... "
She told me the rash under her feathers was just prickly heat!!
You know these birds I have the all clear now
LJ |
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"LJ keeps asking to dress up as a lioness and roaring himself to orgasm. He's even trying to get me to wear one too. He wants me to be the one wearing the mane though, so he can pretend i'm the male taking him from behind. I'm beginning to get nervous about what it could mean....
H
H"
what you need is c..c..courage
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"What's the most weird sexual thing someone has asked you to do
Haven't had anyone ask me to do anything weird sexually.
I on the other hand would love to have sex somewhere in the Houses of Parliament, or a Library or a stately home. Private or open to the public not in public view of course.
Lol
I’ve had sex in the Houses of Parliament "
I'm in envy of you.
I feel it's just got to be done. It must be formality and exclusivity of the place.
I also find some politicians sexy. Wierd I know. |
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"Not sure if this qualifies but there is a profile of a couple on fab where the lady is deceased
That’s got to be a wind up surely? "
Sadly this is not a wind up from us - not sure if it’s from him. Anyway “He” has picture of said wife on profile and says now he is on is own. Perhaps looking for the sympathy vote.
Anyway a new entry - we got this message (name withheld) even though we are not for looking for single males
“......I'm looking for a lady or couple, who enjoy the sensual act of the female breast suckling, like emulating breast feeding.....
...... I would be happy for you to use me in any way you wish, to derive pleasure whilst I was latched onto a breast....”
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By *TkitkatWoman
over a year ago
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Anyway a new entry - we got this message (name withheld) even though we are not for looking for single males
“......I'm looking for a lady or couple, who enjoy the sensual act of the female breast suckling, like emulating breast feeding.....
...... I would be happy for you to use me in any way you wish, to derive pleasure whilst I was latched onto a breast....”
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That seems to be pretty common with guys! |
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"Not sure if this qualifies but there is a profile of a couple on fab where the lady is deceased
That’s got to be a wind up surely?
Sadly this is not a wind up from us - not sure if it’s from him. Anyway “He” has picture of said wife on profile and says now he is on is own. Perhaps looking for the sympathy vote.
Anyway a new entry - we got this message (name withheld) even though we are not for looking for single males
“......I'm looking for a lady or couple, who enjoy the sensual act of the female breast suckling, like emulating breast feeding.....
...... I would be happy for you to use me in any way you wish, to derive pleasure whilst I was latched onto a breast....”
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Yep I’ve had the old breast milk request! It’s common. |
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"What's the most weird sexual thing someone has asked you to do "
A guy kept asking me to cut there hair ( I’m not a hairdresser) he even said he would pay me or if I didn’t want to do it pay me to take him to a hairdresser , I politely declined lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What's the most weird sexual thing someone has asked you to do
Haven't had anyone ask me to do anything weird sexually.
I on the other hand would love to have sex somewhere in the Houses of Parliament, or a Library or a stately home. Private or open to the public not in public view of course.
Lol
I’ve had sex in the Houses of Parliament "
We have all been fucked by the members in the Houses of Parliament |
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By *omvampmMan
over a year ago
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"What's the most weird sexual thing someone has asked you to do
Haven't had anyone ask me to do anything weird sexually.
I on the other hand would love to have sex somewhere in the Houses of Parliament, or a Library or a stately home. Private or open to the public not in public view of course.
Lol
I’ve had sex in the Houses of Parliament
We have all been fucked by the members in the Houses of Parliament "
so very true lol there not even polite enuf to ask permission or at least use lube |
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By *omvampmMan
over a year ago
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"Can I play with your poo?
Can I watch you poo?
Can I eat your poo?
Do you want to see me eat my poo?
Can we both poo and wank ?
Can I fuck you while you are pooing ?
 
Some people "
That's a lot of shite lol x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"To pick uo a panties from a local car park, wank into them, fill syrgine with cum so he could use it as lube when using a toy on his unsuspecting and unknowing wife"
I‘m all for appreciating our diverse psychologies, but what on earth would bring someone to think of this   |
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"Can I play with your poo?
Can I watch you poo?
Can I eat your poo?
Do you want to see me eat my poo?
Can we both poo and wank ?
Can I fuck you while you are pooing ?
Some people
That's a lot of shite lol x"
‘‘Tis loads people speak out of their bumholes at times  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A guy asked me if I would let him take me to the woods, give me ten minutes head start, then he would stalk me and attack me.
It was a no from me "
Well that sounds all kinds of terrifying. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have yet to meet anyone from this site, however I have a few weird fetishes, I tend to masturbate about 3 times a day, I quite like to wank into a condom, then put the same one back on for the next few wanks.
Please don’t be too harsh on me haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have yet to meet anyone from this site, however I have a few weird fetishes, I tend to masturbate about 3 times a day, I quite like to wank into a condom, then put the same one back on for the next few wanks.
Please don’t be too harsh on me haha"
This is good! Why not recycle?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have yet to meet anyone from this site, however I have a few weird fetishes, I tend to masturbate about 3 times a day, I quite like to wank into a condom, then put the same one back on for the next few wanks.
Please don’t be too harsh on me haha
This is good! Why not recycle? "
I’m just doing David Attenborough’s bidding if nothing else.
I wish all of my weird fetishes could be spun in a positive way haha |
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