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over a year ago
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"Best and worst lube for anal play, in your opinions please?  
Best: Liquid Silk and Back Door
Worst:
Sand"
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"Definslty not maple syrup...I dunno what that guy was thinking this made me laugh out loud   men! "
He also left with my bullet vibrator lodged up his aashole. I had to pop to the shop for snacks...always get peckish...told him not to use it himself..came back and he just on his back with his feet in the air with the strangest look on his face. I'd only just changed battery and could hear a faint buzz...looked at him...couldn't see it...still hear it...looked at him knew right away where the bloody thing was. Then I reminded him it HAS NO STRING...he was so not bothered thinking he would get it out...he left maybe 14 hrs later with it still there, wouldn't let me take him to hosp...   lol |
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"Definslty not maple syrup...I dunno what that guy was thinking this made me laugh out loud men!
He also left with my bullet vibrator lodged up his aashole. I had to pop to the shop for snacks...always get peckish...told him not to use it himself..came back and he just on his back with his feet in the air with the strangest look on his face. I'd only just changed battery and could hear a faint buzz...looked at him...couldn't see it...still hear it...looked at him knew right away where the bloody thing was. Then I reminded him it HAS NO STRING...he was so not bothered thinking he would get it out...he left maybe 14 hrs later with it still there, wouldn't let me take him to hosp... lol"
Lmfao! Thats funny as hell |
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"Definslty not maple syrup...I dunno what that guy was thinking this made me laugh out loud men!
He also left with my bullet vibrator lodged up his aashole. I had to pop to the shop for snacks...always get peckish...told him not to use it himself..came back and he just on his back with his feet in the air with the strangest look on his face. I'd only just changed battery and could hear a faint buzz...looked at him...couldn't see it...still hear it...looked at him knew right away where the bloody thing was. Then I reminded him it HAS NO STRING...he was so not bothered thinking he would get it out...he left maybe 14 hrs later with it still there, wouldn't let me take him to hosp... lol
Lmfao! Thats funny as hell"
It got worse..but this does sound made up as who could believe that when he realised it was stuck...I dont know what the protocol here is I would of sat on loo while I figured it out if it was me...he got the my 10 inch dildio and started putting that him ass...wtf you doing? Hes like, making my asshole bigger so it falls out!! Stop stop stop your pushing it further in...no I'm making the exit route wider..., he actually believed he was making the exit route bigger...but then when he realised he couldn't feel it inside or bang the dildo against it...#thisismylifelol |
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"Definslty not maple syrup...I dunno what that guy was thinking this made me laugh out loud men!
He also left with my bullet vibrator lodged up his aashole. I had to pop to the shop for snacks...always get peckish...told him not to use it himself..came back and he just on his back with his feet in the air with the strangest look on his face. I'd only just changed battery and could hear a faint buzz...looked at him...couldn't see it...still hear it...looked at him knew right away where the bloody thing was. Then I reminded him it HAS NO STRING...he was so not bothered thinking he would get it out...he left maybe 14 hrs later with it still there, wouldn't let me take him to hosp... lol
Lmfao! Thats funny as hell
It got worse..but this does sound made up as who could believe that when he realised it was stuck...I dont know what the protocol here is I would of sat on loo while I figured it out if it was me...he got the my 10 inch dildio and started putting that him ass...wtf you doing? Hes like, making my asshole bigger so it falls out!! Stop stop stop your pushing it further in...no I'm making the exit route wider..., he actually believed he was making the exit route bigger...but then when he realised he couldn't feel it inside or bang the dildo against it...#thisismylifelol"
Oh my word, sounds like he just wanted to try out all your toys lol
Either that or he really wasn't that smart ?? |
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"Definslty not maple syrup...I dunno what that guy was thinking this made me laugh out loud men!
He also left with my bullet vibrator lodged up his aashole. I had to pop to the shop for snacks...always get peckish...told him not to use it himself..came back and he just on his back with his feet in the air with the strangest look on his face. I'd only just changed battery and could hear a faint buzz...looked at him...couldn't see it...still hear it...looked at him knew right away where the bloody thing was. Then I reminded him it HAS NO STRING...he was so not bothered thinking he would get it out...he left maybe 14 hrs later with it still there, wouldn't let me take him to hosp... lol
Lmfao! Thats funny as hell
It got worse..but this does sound made up as who could believe that when he realised it was stuck...I dont know what the protocol here is I would of sat on loo while I figured it out if it was me...he got the my 10 inch dildio and started putting that him ass...wtf you doing? Hes like, making my asshole bigger so it falls out!! Stop stop stop your pushing it further in...no I'm making the exit route wider..., he actually believed he was making the exit route bigger...but then when he realised he couldn't feel it inside or bang the dildo against it...#thisismylifelol
Oh my word, sounds like he just wanted to try out all your toys lol
Either that or he really wasn't that smart ??"
I'd go with the latter lol
Not sharing my toys anymore Haha |
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"Definslty not maple syrup...I dunno what that guy was thinking this made me laugh out loud men!
He also left with my bullet vibrator lodged up his aashole. I had to pop to the shop for snacks...always get peckish...told him not to use it himself..came back and he just on his back with his feet in the air with the strangest look on his face. I'd only just changed battery and could hear a faint buzz...looked at him...couldn't see it...still hear it...looked at him knew right away where the bloody thing was. Then I reminded him it HAS NO STRING...he was so not bothered thinking he would get it out...he left maybe 14 hrs later with it still there, wouldn't let me take him to hosp... lol
Lmfao! Thats funny as hell
It got worse..but this does sound made up as who could believe that when he realised it was stuck...I dont know what the protocol here is I would of sat on loo while I figured it out if it was me...he got the my 10 inch dildio and started putting that him ass...wtf you doing? Hes like, making my asshole bigger so it falls out!! Stop stop stop your pushing it further in...no I'm making the exit route wider..., he actually believed he was making the exit route bigger...but then when he realised he couldn't feel it inside or bang the dildo against it...#thisismylifelol"
I wonder if he managed to get it out? idiot! |
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"Definslty not maple syrup...I dunno what that guy was thinking this made me laugh out loud men!
He also left with my bullet vibrator lodged up his aashole. I had to pop to the shop for snacks...always get peckish...told him not to use it himself..came back and he just on his back with his feet in the air with the strangest look on his face. I'd only just changed battery and could hear a faint buzz...looked at him...couldn't see it...still hear it...looked at him knew right away where the bloody thing was. Then I reminded him it HAS NO STRING...he was so not bothered thinking he would get it out...he left maybe 14 hrs later with it still there, wouldn't let me take him to hosp... lol
Lmfao! Thats funny as hell
It got worse..but this does sound made up as who could believe that when he realised it was stuck...I dont know what the protocol here is I would of sat on loo while I figured it out if it was me...he got the my 10 inch dildio and started putting that him ass...wtf you doing? Hes like, making my asshole bigger so it falls out!! Stop stop stop your pushing it further in...no I'm making the exit route wider..., he actually believed he was making the exit route bigger...but then when he realised he couldn't feel it inside or bang the dildo against it...#thisismylifelol I wonder if he managed to get it out? idiot! "
I asked and he said yes. I did ask for prof and refund for my "stolen bullett ". I got neither haha He is on here so if your reading this, love honey always have a sale on.....was a fun night tho till that point Haha |
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"Definslty not maple syrup...I dunno what that guy was thinking this made me laugh out loud men!
He also left with my bullet vibrator lodged up his aashole. I had to pop to the shop for snacks...always get peckish...told him not to use it himself..came back and he just on his back with his feet in the air with the strangest look on his face. I'd only just changed battery and could hear a faint buzz...looked at him...couldn't see it...still hear it...looked at him knew right away where the bloody thing was. Then I reminded him it HAS NO STRING...he was so not bothered thinking he would get it out...he left maybe 14 hrs later with it still there, wouldn't let me take him to hosp... lol
Lmfao! Thats funny as hell
It got worse..but this does sound made up as who could believe that when he realised it was stuck...I dont know what the protocol here is I would of sat on loo while I figured it out if it was me...he got the my 10 inch dildio and started putting that him ass...wtf you doing? Hes like, making my asshole bigger so it falls out!! Stop stop stop your pushing it further in...no I'm making the exit route wider..., he actually believed he was making the exit route bigger...but then when he realised he couldn't feel it inside or bang the dildo against it...#thisismylifelol I wonder if he managed to get it out? idiot!
I asked and he said yes. I did ask for prof and refund for my "stolen bullett ". I got neither haha He is on here so if your reading this, love honey always have a sale on.....was a fun night tho till that point Haha "
wonder how it popped out?
Hahaha crazy, but hilarious and a memory you will be laughing about for years to come |
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"Definslty not maple syrup...I dunno what that guy was thinking this made me laugh out loud men!
He also left with my bullet vibrator lodged up his aashole. I had to pop to the shop for snacks...always get peckish...told him not to use it himself..came back and he just on his back with his feet in the air with the strangest look on his face. I'd only just changed battery and could hear a faint buzz...looked at him...couldn't see it...still hear it...looked at him knew right away where the bloody thing was. Then I reminded him it HAS NO STRING...he was so not bothered thinking he would get it out...he left maybe 14 hrs later with it still there, wouldn't let me take him to hosp... lol
Lmfao! Thats funny as hell
It got worse..but this does sound made up as who could believe that when he realised it was stuck...I dont know what the protocol here is I would of sat on loo while I figured it out if it was me...he got the my 10 inch dildio and started putting that him ass...wtf you doing? Hes like, making my asshole bigger so it falls out!! Stop stop stop your pushing it further in...no I'm making the exit route wider..., he actually believed he was making the exit route bigger...but then when he realised he couldn't feel it inside or bang the dildo against it...#thisismylifelol I wonder if he managed to get it out? idiot!
I asked and he said yes. I did ask for prof and refund for my "stolen bullett ". I got neither haha He is on here so if your reading this, love honey always have a sale on.....was a fun night tho till that point Haha wonder how it popped out?
Hahaha crazy, but hilarious and a memory you will be laughing about for years to come "
Oh yes.. if you cant laugh about it....I do make sure everything is retrevable now..lmao |
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"Definslty not maple syrup...I dunno what that guy was thinking this made me laugh out loud men!
He also left with my bullet vibrator lodged up his aashole. I had to pop to the shop for snacks...always get peckish...told him not to use it himself..came back and he just on his back with his feet in the air with the strangest look on his face. I'd only just changed battery and could hear a faint buzz...looked at him...couldn't see it...still hear it...looked at him knew right away where the bloody thing was. Then I reminded him it HAS NO STRING...he was so not bothered thinking he would get it out...he left maybe 14 hrs later with it still there, wouldn't let me take him to hosp... lol
Lmfao! Thats funny as hell
It got worse..but this does sound made up as who could believe that when he realised it was stuck...I dont know what the protocol here is I would of sat on loo while I figured it out if it was me...he got the my 10 inch dildio and started putting that him ass...wtf you doing? Hes like, making my asshole bigger so it falls out!! Stop stop stop your pushing it further in...no I'm making the exit route wider..., he actually believed he was making the exit route bigger...but then when he realised he couldn't feel it inside or bang the dildo against it...#thisismylifelol I wonder if he managed to get it out? idiot!
I asked and he said yes. I did ask for prof and refund for my "stolen bullett ". I got neither haha He is on here so if your reading this, love honey always have a sale on.....was a fun night tho till that point Haha wonder how it popped out?
Hahaha crazy, but hilarious and a memory you will be laughing about for years to come "
That’s hilarious! It would have come out eventually though! Still thanks for sharing! X |
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By (user no longer on site)
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For use on me, I prefer Toy Factory’s own silicone lube, for use on my gf, she prefers pawpaw (especially as it’s good for any nicks & cuts she might get along the way) moisturising too.. ha ha ha.... |
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"Best is pre cum and pussy juices.
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If I'm really in the mood for anal and have relaxed fully after an orgasm then just _y pussy juice is enough.
If I do need lube then lovehoneys own brand anal lube is really good. |
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"Definslty not maple syrup...I dunno what that guy was thinking this made me laugh out loud men!
He also left with my bullet vibrator lodged up his aashole. I had to pop to the shop for snacks...always get peckish...told him not to use it himself..came back and he just on his back with his feet in the air with the strangest look on his face. I'd only just changed battery and could hear a faint buzz...looked at him...couldn't see it...still hear it...looked at him knew right away where the bloody thing was. Then I reminded him it HAS NO STRING...he was so not bothered thinking he would get it out...he left maybe 14 hrs later with it still there, wouldn't let me take him to hosp... lol"
Hahaha made me laugh! Imagine him just sat at home waiting for batteries to die |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Definslty not maple syrup...I dunno what that guy was thinking this made me laugh out loud men!
He also left with my bullet vibrator lodged up his aashole. I had to pop to the shop for snacks...always get peckish...told him not to use it himself..came back and he just on his back with his feet in the air with the strangest look on his face. I'd only just changed battery and could hear a faint buzz...looked at him...couldn't see it...still hear it...looked at him knew right away where the bloody thing was. Then I reminded him it HAS NO STRING...he was so not bothered thinking he would get it out...he left maybe 14 hrs later with it still there, wouldn't let me take him to hosp... lol
Lmfao! Thats funny as hell
It got worse..but this does sound made up as who could believe that when he realised it was stuck...I dont know what the protocol here is I would of sat on loo while I figured it out if it was me...he got the my 10 inch dildio and started putting that him ass...wtf you doing? Hes like, making my asshole bigger so it falls out!! Stop stop stop your pushing it further in...no I'm making the exit route wider..., he actually believed he was making the exit route bigger...but then when he realised he couldn't feel it inside or bang the dildo against it...#thisismylifelol I wonder if he managed to get it out? idiot!
I asked and he said yes. I did ask for prof and refund for my "stolen bullett ". I got neither haha He is on here so if your reading this, love honey always have a sale on.....was a fun night tho till that point Haha "
14 hours that’s some going |
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"Definslty not maple syrup...I dunno what that guy was thinking this made me laugh out loud men!
He also left with my bullet vibrator lodged up his aashole. I had to pop to the shop for snacks...always get peckish...told him not to use it himself..came back and he just on his back with his feet in the air with the strangest look on his face. I'd only just changed battery and could hear a faint buzz...looked at him...couldn't see it...still hear it...looked at him knew right away where the bloody thing was. Then I reminded him it HAS NO STRING...he was so not bothered thinking he would get it out...he left maybe 14 hrs later with it still there, wouldn't let me take him to hosp... lol
Lmfao! Thats funny as hell
It got worse..but this does sound made up as who could believe that when he realised it was stuck...I dont know what the protocol here is I would of sat on loo while I figured it out if it was me...he got the my 10 inch dildio and started putting that him ass...wtf you doing? Hes like, making my asshole bigger so it falls out!! Stop stop stop your pushing it further in...no I'm making the exit route wider..., he actually believed he was making the exit route bigger...but then when he realised he couldn't feel it inside or bang the dildo against it...#thisismylifelol I wonder if he managed to get it out? idiot!
I asked and he said yes. I did ask for prof and refund for my "stolen bullett ". I got neither haha He is on here so if your reading this, love honey always have a sale on.....was a fun night tho till that point Haha
14 hours that’s some going "
Friday night till lunchtime sunday... |
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"Definslty not maple syrup...I dunno what that guy was thinking this made me laugh out loud men!
He also left with my bullet vibrator lodged up his aashole. I had to pop to the shop for snacks...always get peckish...told him not to use it himself..came back and he just on his back with his feet in the air with the strangest look on his face. I'd only just changed battery and could hear a faint buzz...looked at him...couldn't see it...still hear it...looked at him knew right away where the bloody thing was. Then I reminded him it HAS NO STRING...he was so not bothered thinking he would get it out...he left maybe 14 hrs later with it still there, wouldn't let me take him to hosp... lol
Hahaha made me laugh! Imagine him just sat at home waiting for batteries to die I’ve just spat my coffee out.... his voice vibrating as he spoke "
Voice would of been the only thing to get vibrating at that point Haha |
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"Coconut oil for anal but not vaginal out of interest, why not vaginal?
I was asking myself this.."
seems strange?
Lube and spit don’t last long enough for me.. I’ve always used baby oil, but it’s messy, leaves oil stains, and doesn’t taste particularly nice 
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By (user no longer on site)
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Worst.. Air freshener
..one night at work heard the surgical team were trying to remove the white top from a can of air fresher that was stuck rectally..
Ouch.. But smelt of ocean fresh... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Best: Liquid Silk.Very little taste too. Worst: Anything ‘tingly’. Feels like I’m getting a chemical burn.
Or anything food based. Guys, it comes OUT this hole, I eat through the other one. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I love liquid silk, good lube and tastes nice!
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Definitely liquid silk, that gets a
not that i have tasted it though
only been for lube purposes and not as a salad dressing lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Coconut oil for anal but not vaginal out of interest, why not vaginal?
I was asking myself this.. seems strange?
Lube and spit don’t last long enough for me.. I’ve always used baby oil, but it’s messy, leaves oil stains, and doesn’t taste particularly nice
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Easy to disturb ph in vagina can lead to infections. |
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By *andKBCouple
over a year ago
Plymouth |
Pjur Backdoor is what we've used for years and always been excellent.
Don't like ones with numbing agents, shouldn't be masking sharp pain when doing anal, sharp pain comes when doing it wrong. The numbing stuff can make you think things are fine when they aren't. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Liquid silk is great but when it comes to impromptu pulls on a night out I usually resort to Vaseline, this trusty lip balm seems to always be there when you need it or failing that...olive oil isn’t too bad  |
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By *1bttmMan
over a year ago
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"Liquid silk is great but when it comes to impromptu pulls on a night out I usually resort to Vaseline, this trusty lip balm seems to always be there when you need it or failing that...olive oil isn’t too bad "
I agree with the liquid silk and another product that's similar with the dubious name of "Spunk".
Vaseline.....no way feels like its giving me internal combustion so god knows what it feels like on yr dick |
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"One of my meets I had uses coconut oil. Was actually very good to use.
We actually love to use coconut oil, smells good, not as messy and good for your skin haha
L x"
coconut oil sounds like a good idea!
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"I assume that being 'condom safe' is a priority.."
Yeah it’s a good point, always had that worry, I’ve read that Vaseline busts condoms but I’ve never had it happen to me, not sure if it’s because I put too much or too little on |
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"Definslty not maple syrup...I dunno what that guy was thinking this made me laugh out loud men!
He also left with my bullet vibrator lodged up his aashole. I had to pop to the shop for snacks...always get peckish...told him not to use it himself..came back and he just on his back with his feet in the air with the strangest look on his face. I'd only just changed battery and could hear a faint buzz...looked at him...couldn't see it...still hear it...looked at him knew right away where the bloody thing was. Then I reminded him it HAS NO STRING...he was so not bothered thinking he would get it out...he left maybe 14 hrs later with it still there, wouldn't let me take him to hosp... lol"
This has honestly made my night. Picturing you both looking at each other |
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"Definslty not maple syrup...I dunno what that guy was thinking this made me laugh out loud men!
He also left with my bullet vibrator lodged up his aashole. I had to pop to the shop for snacks...always get peckish...told him not to use it himself..came back and he just on his back with his feet in the air with the strangest look on his face. I'd only just changed battery and could hear a faint buzz...looked at him...couldn't see it...still hear it...looked at him knew right away where the bloody thing was. Then I reminded him it HAS NO STRING...he was so not bothered thinking he would get it out...he left maybe 14 hrs later with it still there, wouldn't let me take him to hosp... lol
This has honestly made my night. Picturing you both looking at each other "
Keep my bullets to myself now
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"Definslty not maple syrup...I dunno what that guy was thinking this made me laugh out loud men!
He also left with my bullet vibrator lodged up his aashole. I had to pop to the shop for snacks...always get peckish...told him not to use it himself..came back and he just on his back with his feet in the air with the strangest look on his face. I'd only just changed battery and could hear a faint buzz...looked at him...couldn't see it...still hear it...looked at him knew right away where the bloody thing was. Then I reminded him it HAS NO STRING...he was so not bothered thinking he would get it out...he left maybe 14 hrs later with it still there, wouldn't let me take him to hosp... lol
This has honestly made my night. Picturing you both looking at each other
Keep my bullets to myself now
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This guy is now like the Fab version of captain Hook's crocodile... |
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"Definslty not maple syrup...I dunno what that guy was thinking this made me laugh out loud men!
He also left with my bullet vibrator lodged up his aashole. I had to pop to the shop for snacks...always get peckish...told him not to use it himself..came back and he just on his back with his feet in the air with the strangest look on his face. I'd only just changed battery and could hear a faint buzz...looked at him...couldn't see it...still hear it...looked at him knew right away where the bloody thing was. Then I reminded him it HAS NO STRING...he was so not bothered thinking he would get it out...he left maybe 14 hrs later with it still there, wouldn't let me take him to hosp... lol"
Oh my god, did you hear from him again? I want to know how it ended  |
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