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How I interpret bio’s
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By *iguy39 OP Man
over a year ago
manchester |
Curvy - morbidly obese
Ample - half a family KFC bucket away from upsetting the planets rotational axis
Not looking to sleep with half of fab - far too picky
Bubbly - daft as a brush but not in a good way
Just out of a relationship - emotionally needy
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Unless someone specifically asks for their profile to be critiqued or if it's relevant to the thread e.g. someone is wondering why they're not having success, please don't critique their profile or be mean about it. We want the forum to be open and friendly to newbies and everyone starts somewhere."
Don't fall for traps, even the nasty ones  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Curvy - morbidly obese
Ample - half a family KFC bucket away from upsetting the planets rotational axis
Not looking to sleep with half of fab - far too picky
Bubbly - daft as a brush but not in a good way
Just out of a relationship - emotionally needy
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wow just wow lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bio that contains 5 words. How is one supposed to interpret what is on offer with one sentence ?"
Not generally worth the effort !
Those short profiles are always at the bottom of the list for me. How else do you work out that you might like somebody ?! |
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By *Man1263Man
over a year ago
Stockport |
Size 14 is not obese.
Hell, that means your hiding behind me and whilst I am chunky I am not that bad.
The way I see it is he is making me and my profile look fantastic!
(But op, if your having a bad day, step away from fab) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You know those people that day there leaving and never do...maybe the OP has come up with his own way of never getting any from here ever again...well played sir "
I said I was leaving yesterday,
you can't leave fab.. you just can't! |
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"You know those people that day there leaving and never do...maybe the OP has come up with his own way of never getting any from here ever again...well played sir
I said I was leaving yesterday,
you can't leave fab.. you just can't! "
Try the OPs way then....insult the majority of the site so no one will meet you again....saying that looking at your pix it might not work! |
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"Curvy - morbidly obese
Ample - half a family KFC bucket away from upsetting the planets rotational axis
Not looking to sleep with half of fab - far too picky
Bubbly - daft as a brush but not in a good way
Just out of a relationship - emotionally needy
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Yeah, bet you are fun at parties lol!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Curvy - morbidly obese
Ample - half a family KFC bucket away from upsetting the planets rotational axis
Not looking to sleep with half of fab - far too picky
Bubbly - daft as a brush but not in a good way
Just out of a relationship - emotionally needy
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Nothing wrong with saying “Not Looking to sleep with half of fab” yes it’s a swinging site but it doesn’t mean we drop our standards I just wish some men would get that & not think this site is instant s*ag |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Curvy - morbidly obese
Ample - half a family KFC bucket away from upsetting the planets rotational axis
Not looking to sleep with half of fab - far too picky
Bubbly - daft as a brush but not in a good way
Just out of a relationship - emotionally needy
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But hes profile is hidden!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh dear 
What about;
'only meeting in clubs' - can't be arsed with all these messages and filtering out the dick heads. "
Oh dear!
I only meet in Clubs. I can't see what's wrong with that if it's what I want to do.  |
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"Curvy - morbidly obese
Ample - half a family KFC bucket away from upsetting the planets rotational axis
Not looking to sleep with half of fab - far too picky
Bubbly - daft as a brush but not in a good way
Just out of a relationship - emotionally needy
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Funny cos how I interpret
Curvy - curves in all the right places
Ample - honest
Not looking to sleep with half of fab - picky and exactly how they should be
Bubbly - great to socialise with
Just out of a relationship - a bit nervous but need some fun
Guess I’m more positive than you lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Curvy - morbidly obese
Ample - half a family KFC bucket away from upsetting the planets rotational axis
Not looking to sleep with half of fab - far too picky
Bubbly - daft as a brush but not in a good way
Just out of a relationship - emotionally needy
Funny cos how I interpret
Curvy - curves in all the right places
Ample - honest
Not looking to sleep with half of fab - picky and exactly how they should be
Bubbly - great to socialise with
Just out of a relationship - a bit nervous but need some fun
Guess I’m more positive than you lol "
Love this...well said |
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"Curvy - morbidly obese
Ample - half a family KFC bucket away from upsetting the planets rotational axis
Not looking to sleep with half of fab - far too picky
Bubbly - daft as a brush but not in a good way
Just out of a relationship - emotionally needy
Funny cos how I interpret
Curvy - curves in all the right places
Ample - honest
Not looking to sleep with half of fab - picky and exactly how they should be
Bubbly - great to socialise with
Just out of a relationship - a bit nervous but need some fun
Guess I’m more positive than you lol "
If I could post Leonardo DiCaprio clapping right here, I would. |
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"Curvy - morbidly obese
Ample - half a family KFC bucket away from upsetting the planets rotational axis
Not looking to sleep with half of fab - far too picky
Bubbly - daft as a brush but not in a good way
Just out of a relationship - emotionally needy
Funny cos how I interpret
Curvy - curves in all the right places
Ample - honest
Not looking to sleep with half of fab - picky and exactly how they should be
Bubbly - great to socialise with
Just out of a relationship - a bit nervous but need some fun
Guess I’m more positive than you lol
If I could post Leonardo DiCaprio clapping right here, I would. "
Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Curvy - morbidly obese
Ample - half a family KFC bucket away from upsetting the planets rotational axis
Not looking to sleep with half of fab - far too picky
Bubbly - daft as a brush but not in a good way
Just out of a relationship - emotionally needy
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So you’re a judgemental wanker then... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Curvy - morbidly obese
Ample - half a family KFC bucket away from upsetting the planets rotational axis
Not looking to sleep with half of fab - far too picky
Bubbly - daft as a brush but not in a good way
Just out of a relationship - emotionally needy
So you’re a judgemental wanker then... "
we all judge no need to get abusive that doesn't make it better, hes realised the error of his ways although i appreciate he hasnt apologised but has hidden profile, which is same thing  |
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"Curvy - morbidly obese
Ample - half a family KFC bucket away from upsetting the planets rotational axis
Not looking to sleep with half of fab - far too picky
Bubbly - daft as a brush but not in a good way
Just out of a relationship - emotionally needy
Funny cos how I interpret
Curvy - curves in all the right places
Ample - honest
Not looking to sleep with half of fab - picky and exactly how they should be
Bubbly - great to socialise with
Just out of a relationship - a bit nervous but need some fun
Guess I’m more positive than you lol
If I could post Leonardo DiCaprio clapping right here, I would. "
Haha shall I take a small bow to the audience ?  |
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"Curvy - morbidly obese
Ample - half a family KFC bucket away from upsetting the planets rotational axis
Not looking to sleep with half of fab - far too picky
Bubbly - daft as a brush but not in a good way
Just out of a relationship - emotionally needy
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I describe myself as large ie more than curvy but we get plenty of requests by fellas & couples who despite their profiles not wanting to meet a large woman still ask & then get pissed when we say no thanks.
Don't like people's profiles no need to be rude - just pass us by. |
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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago
Dudley |
"Curvy - morbidly obese
Ample - half a family KFC bucket away from upsetting the planets rotational axis
Not looking to sleep with half of fab - far too picky
Bubbly - daft as a brush but not in a good way
Just out of a relationship - emotionally needy
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I am quite partial to a KFC and the world could do with abit of a shake up so really, I'm doing everyone a favour! Just call me Mother Teresa! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm 5ft 10 and 14st9
So which of your rude categories do I fall into?
Man or woman I wouldn't come Near you with a 10ft bargepole with that kind of attitude! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Curvy - morbidly obese
Ample - half a family KFC bucket away from upsetting the planets rotational axis
Not looking to sleep with half of fab - far too picky
Bubbly - daft as a brush but not in a good way
Just out of a relationship - emotionally needy
I describe myself as large ie more than curvy but we get plenty of requests by fellas & couples who despite their profiles not wanting to meet a large woman still ask & then get pissed when we say no thanks.
Don't like people's profiles no need to be rude - just pass us by. "
L you are rocking those curves and what a lovely pair of legs. |
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"Curvy - morbidly obese
Ample - half a family KFC bucket away from upsetting the planets rotational axis
Not looking to sleep with half of fab - far too picky
Bubbly - daft as a brush but not in a good way
Just out of a relationship - emotionally needy
I describe myself as large ie more than curvy but we get plenty of requests by fellas & couples who despite their profiles not wanting to meet a large woman still ask & then get pissed when we say no thanks.
Don't like people's profiles no need to be rude - just pass us by.
L you are rocking those curves and what a lovely pair of legs."
Well thank you |
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"Wonder if the OP wishes he hadn’t posted now...
I bet he does.
The fact his profile is hidden says a lot. Why do people feel the need to be so nasty? I just don’t get it. "
Hiding his profile is just cowardice.
It is however very easy to over step the mark in an attempt to be funny & perhaps that`s what the Op thought when he wrote this thread.
He should "man up " & explain himself in a bid to save his soul.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wonder if the OP wishes he hadn’t posted now...
I bet he does.
The fact his profile is hidden says a lot. Why do people feel the need to be so nasty? I just don’t get it. "
Nor do I.
It makes no sense because it could affect their success on here, so why shoot yourself in the foot? |
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