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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I'm starting a thread as, surprisingly, the other one had turned into an argument about racism. Shocker.

Anyway...worst meet ever. With a very local couple who are not on here anymore, I think they've split. They were only a few streets away from me and I didn't much lke the idea of them being someone I may have know. This was in February just before the snow. He wanted me to just walk in and start fucking his girlfriend who would be on all fours waiting for me, nothing said, no small talk. Sounded a bit weird but I thought I'd have a go.

First off they refused to show the sign I suggested they used to show that it really was their house (hang a t-shirt in the window, I said, to prove you're not sending me round a mate's house on a prank). Nothing odd about a t-shirt hanging on a curtain to passers by but it shows me I'm talking to the owner of the house that I've been texting. He said "I'll put a balloon in the window." Thats no good! I'm the one risking a thumping from a strange., It didnt prove he was inside the house he wanted me to walk into without knocking! I risked it even though it could have been a set up. On the way there I get a text saying "you realise it's bareback?"

I didnt want to prevent the chance of decent fuck so I politely suggested for his (and the girl he cares about's) sake he should start using condoms - as of tonight.

"But I like fucking her full of stranger's cum".?

"Im sure you do but she's not having mine if you've let a dozen guys who didn't even know they were HIV positive unload up her chuff in the last month." ...is what I wanted to say but I just ignored it. It was bloody cold outside and the temperature and the whole STD thing was making me decidedly unrandy. I looked through the window and saw the girl on all fours waiting. Which in itself is bad as that proves THE CURTAIN WAS OPEN for anyone to see in. I texted saying I was outside.

I got a text saying "Give me 5 mins. Can you look a bit more discrete?"?

"No," I thought. "Not really. If you dont want the neighbours looking, let me in, ya muppet."

Eventually he opened the door. They were both naked, she was exactly (EXACTLY, mind you!) as she appeared in the picture from their profile. Like she never moves from that spot.

"Hi." I said.

Nothing in return.?

He sat down on sofa as she started sucking him. I never once saw her face.?

Giant flat screen telly was playing....Po...porn??

No, Points West, BBC News! The grey face of Chris Vasher reading the headlines was going to watch us have sex. And he had the sound on!

"Ive got very cold hands I'm afraid," I said taking my clothes off.?

"No talking, mate."

Ok then.

I started kissing her bum. It was all I could do to try and turn myself on she had her head buried in his lap - yet didn't appear to even be sucking him. She was motionless.?

Her pussy was very warm as my hands were so cold. I'd just nibbled down to her pussy when he said:

"No kissing, mate, it's not..."

He didn't finish the sentance. Too luvvy duvvy, obviously. He expected me to walk in with an erection and fuck a faceless girl when it was 3 degrees C outside without any foreplay, no talking, Points West beside us, the threat of a sexual disease in my head AND (when I tried to put some lube on to help my flacid member in) "No lube!"

Fine. I patted her arse, put my clothes back on having barely got the tip in. Erection vanished.?

"Don't matter, we got someone else coming in a minute," he muttered.?

Good luck to him, I thought.?

"You don't do group meets by any chance do you?" (Something with a few less stupid rules, I meant.)

"No."

Ok. I left thinking that was five minutes of my life I'd never get back, plus the only time I'd ever stuck my penis into a woman that I hadn't seen the face of. Only to find her picture in my email later when I got back. Ah, I wouldn't have recognised her with her clothes on.

?

Take what you like from that, but the lack of erotic feeling, stiffeling stubborness to experiment or even allow someone to (literally) warm up, the ridiculous attitude, the stupid ignorance of bareback sex leading to risk of disease AND the overall unsexy atmoshere of these two told me never to play on my doorstep again.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I can understand your excitement but after all of the starters i would think wtf and make excuses ...but hey live and learn eh?

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By *altonMan  over a year ago

prescot

Last summer I went to an outdoor meet with my fem buddy to meet a guy off here. He was very disrespectfull. Hand straight between her legs called her a dirty slut .. I had specifically requested he watch first then will be invited, but he had his own agenda, calling her names and groping , ended in a bit of a scuffle and him threatening to call the police, but I showed him my warrant card and lets just say noted his registration.

It did put my fem friend off for some time.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

So why even go in in the first place m8 if it wernt for you and the bareback thing was clearly a problem?

Personaly I would have told him to go fuck right off the moment he txt as you say stating the fact that he likes to fuck her full of strangers come afterwards. This was quite clearly a bareback gang bang situation set up for an evening of THERE entertainment only.

Her pussy was warm as you went in you say? ERM HELLO you wernt the first to have been there that evening as she was naked already and on all fours so had already been fucked maybe a few times before you came to the house.

They had another one coming in five mins as well. So shes linned up on all fours and they are coming in like a fuckin production line. I would not even have gone in m8 let alone start trying to fuck her once there.

I understand your point entirely were your coming from ( or not as in this case haha) HOWEVER the fact that you walked in as stated above and tried to entertain these fuckwitts by trying to fuck her in the first place means that you only have your self to blame and therefore you have no sympathy at all from me there im afraid as its your own fault.

Next time have abit of pride in your self and turn around and say you no what pal I may have driven over here and wasted my time and petrol but I dont mind as I have some self respect and pride about me so go fuck your self as I aint playing your stupid games. Good bye, or words to that effect haha

Hope that helps dude but I have to say you only have your self to blame really dont you so no point starting a thread up on here to moan about it in my humble opinion

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By *altonMan  over a year ago

prescot

What can I say ... You obviously don't know what you are talking about. You do not have to be a policeman to have a warrant card ... But believe me when it is produced almost everyone does come to the same conclusion until they actually look at it.

Hey and no capitals .

Please check your facts. You have appeared a complete tool .

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By *altonMan  over a year ago

prescot

Dude....... You supposed to be 36?

Anyway . Much as I'd like to carry on this thrilling discussion , it must be boring for any others who are vaguely interested.

For the last time I can easily name 6 professions that have a card, and that's without trying, it can be used for various effects like it or not. If an individual takes it on face value ( very much like yourself ) well it just shows their ignorance.

So thank you for your opinion, however if you are going to reply in a forum, do a bit of research first.

If only to educate yourself.

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By *ub bbwWoman  over a year ago

oldbury


"What can I say ... You obviously don't know what you are talking about. You do not have to be a policeman to have a warrant card ... But believe me when it is produced almost everyone does come to the same conclusion until they actually look at it.

Hey and no capitals .

Please check your facts. You have appeared a complete tool ."

May i suggest you dont imply you are a police officer then you make a point of saying the guy wanted to call the police until you showed him your card that implies you are with the force Timbers made the assumption based on the facts you provided You also state you took note of his number plate why unless you have powers to find his details you invited him so surely must have had contact details for him anyway so what was the point unless its all a load of old cobblers and your just atttention seeking. If the guy was that bad surely he would have been stopped the minute he touched without permission not getting chance to grope and maul

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

There are a few professional jobs in the UK that do require the use of warrant cards when working etc etc. Thats noit the issue here. The issue that I had was the guy in question was to me in my opinion implying that he was a police officer by his own words in his own coment above. That was how I made my conclusion and view given what he had said led me to believe that he was implying that he was a police officer.

Anyhow I wont make a direct coment to that guy now as he has blocked me lol. He is right tho certain jobs do require the worker to carry a warrant card. However why would you feel the need to go showing your warrant card to some one on a public car park at night time whilst out doggin and then take there details and car number plate etc etc. Perhaps as a way of bully maybe or miss use of powers that you do not have in the first place. Anyhow like I said I wont make any more attempt to have conversation with the guy in question.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What can I say ... You obviously don't know what you are talking about. You do not have to be a policeman to have a warrant card ... But believe me when it is produced almost everyone does come to the same conclusion until they actually look at it.

Hey and no capitals .

Please check your facts. You have appeared a complete tool .

May i suggest you dont imply you are a police officer then you make a point of saying the guy wanted to call the police until you showed him your card that implies you are with the force Timbers made the assumption based on the facts you provided You also state you took note of his number plate why unless you have powers to find his details you invited him so surely must have had contact details for him anyway so what was the point unless its all a load of old cobblers and your just atttention seeking. If the guy was that bad surely he would have been stopped the minute he touched without permission not getting chance to grope and maul"

Well said lol maybe I should have put it like that my self but I am maybe a tad too direct at times

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I wouldn't have gone there at all, no condom, no sex

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By *ion2012Couple  over a year ago

London

"A MEET FROM HELL"

it might of been your worst meet ever?but it made great reading and some really funny moments, a meet from HELL"but you raised some serious points and reminders about the importance of safe fun for US ALL..thank you for sharing it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


". Her pussy was warm as you went in you say? ERM HELLO you wernt the first to have been there that evening as she was naked already and on all fours so had already been fucked maybe a few times before you came to the house."

Her pussy was warm because it was 3 degrees centigrade outside and it was February. She could have been sat in the fridge and it would have felt warm. It wasn't because she has been fucked already.

The "someone else coming along soon" line was clearly a put down to make themselves feel better about their lack of manners, not necessarily the truth. It was 5pm so it's not unlikely they'd arranged for more but I was definitely the first. As for bareback, I was innocently assuming that no one could be so stupid as to actually want lots of strangers to ejaculate inside his girlfriend without protection and thought using a condom was my right, not their's. I wouldn't call it "moaning on a forum", I'm warning others to watch out and think with their heads, not their testicles.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


""A MEET FROM HELL"

it might of been your worst meet ever?but it made great reading and some really funny moments, a meet from HELL"but you raised some serious points and reminders about the importance of safe fun for US ALL..thank you for sharing it. "

Thanks! That was the idea, pass on the experience so others don't make the same mistake.

Seem hard to do even that on here sometimes without someone excercising their right to start an argument over an irrelevant subject!!

Ps your Missus has a terrific bum.

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By *ub bbwWoman  over a year ago

oldbury


" Well said lol maybe I should have put it like that my self but I am maybe a tad too direct at times "

Timbers you made a valid point the same as me but yes you are right maybe a little more diplomacy would stop you being put on the naughty step so often.

This thread has kinda made me smile and reminded me of some of the meets i have had that have been dreadful but nowhere near as bad as the ops

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By *inaTitzTV/TS  over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I don't envy you this meet.

I'm surprised their add didn't say: undiscerning cock required (life support machine for said cock an unfortunate necessity) for place on conveyor belt. Roll up and join the queue.

Better luck with future meets.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

am not understanding this

it turned out to be a bad meet as it didn't meet your expectations

but you knew that upfront, so why go along anyway ?

just stay home and have a wank

we all have the chance to walk away

you were given 'danger signs' yet you chose to proceed

sounds like your powers of rational thought were lost with a hard on and a full sack to me !

the reason the meet was bad was you, not the couple

you chose to play with people whose limits were set higher than yours

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

the meet you describe and what the couple were looking for is nothing that we would ever even consider, HOWEVER....From what you have posted, they were perfectly upfront about what they were looking for. As unsavoury as it sounds to us, they made it clear it was what they wanted, so surely by going along YOU were leading them to believe it was what YOU wanted too.

i am unsure what you are complaining about really, from how it reads it is them who should complain about you.

It also comes across that you do not have the strength of your convictions with regards to safe sex, why on earth ayone would just go with the flow is beyond me ad actually makes it look as though you think with your cock and your standards are overlooked.

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By *ezebelWoman  over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

You agreed no talking but you were upset they didnt want to chat...

They didnt give you the 'sign' you asked for but you still went along...

You didnt discuss using condoms before hand but you still went along...

They told you bareback but you still went along....

Do you not think you have some responsibility for it not being a good meet?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sadly this thread could have made great reading but like most others people have unnecessarily dissected, and ripped apart the only 2 postings that actually are "on topic"!

Shame on you.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sadly this thread could have made great reading but like most others people have unnecessarily dissected, and ripped apart the only 2 postings that actually are "on topic"!

Shame on you."

i thought the topic here was 'bad meet' in which case the op was more to blame than the other parties

so the comments are very much 'on topic'

what do you see as the 2 postings that are on topic ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sadly this thread could have made great reading but like most others people have unnecessarily dissected, and ripped apart the only 2 postings that actually are "on topic"!

Shame on you."

errr the op started the thread about HIS experience, so surely the thread IS about his experience, and this is what people are discussing.

and errr nope, not feeling any shame for saying what i have said - sorry!

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By *he_original_poloWoman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

.. and having said all that OP... you still tried to put ya dick in.... classic

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You agreed no talking but you were upset they didnt want to chat...

They didnt give you the 'sign' you asked for but you still went along...

You didnt discuss using condoms before hand but you still went along...

They told you bareback but you still went along....

Do you not think you have some responsibility for it not being a good meet?"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


".. and having said all that OP... you still tried to put ya dick in.... classic "

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By *ptimusDMan  over a year ago

Birmingham


".. and having said all that OP... you still tried to put ya dick in.... classic "

My thoughts exactly

They were clear in what they wanted. You had lots of opportunities to back out if it wasn't for you. In my opinion they should be the ones feeling aggrieved here, not you.

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By *he_original_poloWoman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Sadly this thread could have made great reading but like most others people have unnecessarily dissected, and ripped apart the only 2 postings that actually are "on topic"!

Shame on you."

I thought this was a thread about the OP's worst ever meet

What would have made the thread really interesting is for a couple to post:

Our worst ever meet was with a single guy who just wouldn't listen. We were open with the guy about what we wanted...

- no talking

- no condoms (and even sent a text before he got here to make sure he knew)

- just come and fuck her

It was all meant to be a fun fantasy thing, me watching the news, my other half giving me a blow job and a guy walking in and fucking her without saying anything....we thought it would be a huge turn on! A stranger walking in off the street type roleplay.

First he wants us to look like a pair of chavs and hang clothing in the window

Next he complains he wants to wear a condom.

Then he starts peeping through the window and texting instead of just coming in as arranged.

We said she would be waiting on all fours (and she was) and he was to just come in and get in there and he had agreed to this.... but no... he starts talking and faffing about with lube. He didn't even have a hard-on. Then he starts asking about group session

Seriously why bither agreeing to something if you are just not interested in it? It spoilt our fantasy.

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By *parrow77Man  over a year ago

cheshire


"Sadly this thread could have made great reading but like most others people have unnecessarily dissected, and ripped apart the only 2 postings that actually are "on topic"!

Shame on you.

I thought this was a thread about the OP's worst ever meet

What would have made the thread really interesting is for a couple to post:

Our worst ever meet was with a single guy who just wouldn't listen. We were open with the guy about what we wanted...

- no talking

- no condoms (and even sent a text before he got here to make sure he knew)

- just come and fuck her

It was all meant to be a fun fantasy thing, me watching the news, my other half giving me a blow job and a guy walking in and fucking her without saying anything....we thought it would be a huge turn on! A stranger walking in off the street type roleplay.

First he wants us to look like a pair of chavs and hang clothing in the window

Next he complains he wants to wear a condom.

Then he starts peeping through the window and texting instead of just coming in as arranged.

We said she would be waiting on all fours (and she was) and he was to just come in and get in there and he had agreed to this.... but no... he starts talking and faffing about with lube. He didn't even have a hard-on. Then he starts asking about group session

Seriously why bither agreeing to something if you are just not interested in it? It spoilt our fantasy. "

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By *ugby 123Couple  over a year ago
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"

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Take what you like from that, but the lack of erotic feeling, stiffeling stubborness to experiment or even allow someone to (literally) warm up, the ridiculous attitude, the stupid ignorance of bareback sex leading to risk of disease AND the overall unsexy atmoshere of these two told me never to play on my doorstep again."

Why did you go? as you knew what they wanted when agreeing to the meet?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What's po . . . .porn?

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By *he_original_poloWoman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"What's po . . . .porn?"

It's a Teletubbies thing.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What's po . . . .porn?

It's a Teletubbies thing."

Cos he's got a tinkywinky?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

why hang a t shirt in a window, they no harm in knocking on a door, even if it was a prank all you have to do is ask for who your expecting and if it was then they would say you got the wrong house.

its not like you would knock on the door and say im here to fuck your mrs! maybe that would get you a punch but asking for names you wouldnt! any probs ya just say im off fab as they wont know what you mean if its a prank

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Just for the record OP the other thread didnt turn into an argument about racism at all

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By *ortheastcoupleukCouple  over a year ago

easington were the sun dont shine

thats your worst meet ?? id of thought the one where you went to a gang bang and the lady pooed herself was,sorry just read your other post

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By *horleytwoCouple  over a year ago

chorley


"Sadly this thread could have made great reading but like most others people have unnecessarily dissected, and ripped apart the only 2 postings that actually are "on topic"!

Shame on you.

I thought this was a thread about the OP's worst ever meet

What would have made the thread really interesting is for a couple to post:

Our worst ever meet was with a single guy who just wouldn't listen. We were open with the guy about what we wanted...

- no talking

- no condoms (and even sent a text before he got here to make sure he knew)

- just come and fuck her

It was all meant to be a fun fantasy thing, me watching the news, my other half giving me a blow job and a guy walking in and fucking her without saying anything....we thought it would be a huge turn on! A stranger walking in off the street type roleplay.

First he wants us to look like a pair of chavs and hang clothing in the window

Next he complains he wants to wear a condom.

Then he starts peeping through the window and texting instead of just coming in as arranged.

We said she would be waiting on all fours (and she was) and he was to just come in and get in there and he had agreed to this.... but no... he starts talking and faffing about with lube. He didn't even have a hard-on. Then he starts asking about group session

Seriously why bither agreeing to something if you are just not interested in it? It spoilt our fantasy. "

I was begining to think it was just me! lol

We only do fuck and go meets with single guys and make it clear not only on our profile but also in any chat before a meet, its also safe sex all the way for us.

We would never hang anything in the window or give any other signal, our veris speak for themselfs.

We biggest trouble we have is guys giving it all the chat and failing to perform when they get here, when they realise sat infront of the computer with your cock in your hand is one thing, going through with it is something else which is how the OP reads to me.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sadly this thread could have made great reading but like most others people have unnecessarily dissected, and ripped apart the only 2 postings that actually are "on topic"!

Shame on you.

I thought this was a thread about the OP's worst ever meet

What would have made the thread really interesting is for a couple to post:

Our worst ever meet was with a single guy who just wouldn't listen. We were open with the guy about what we wanted...

- no talking

- no condoms (and even sent a text before he got here to make sure he knew)

- just come and fuck her

It was all meant to be a fun fantasy thing, me watching the news, my other half giving me a blow job and a guy walking in and fucking her without saying anything....we thought it would be a huge turn on! A stranger walking in off the street type roleplay.

First he wants us to look like a pair of chavs and hang clothing in the window

Next he complains he wants to wear a condom.

Then he starts peeping through the window and texting instead of just coming in as arranged.

We said she would be waiting on all fours (and she was) and he was to just come in and get in there and he had agreed to this.... but no... he starts talking and faffing about with lube. He didn't even have a hard-on. Then he starts asking about group session

Seriously why bither agreeing to something if you are just not interested in it? It spoilt our fantasy.

I was begining to think it was just me! lol

We only do fuck and go meets with single guys and make it clear not only on our profile but also in any chat before a meet, its also safe sex all the way for us.

We would never hang anything in the window or give any other signal, our veris speak for themselfs.

We biggest trouble we have is guys giving it all the chat and failing to perform when they get here, when they realise sat infront of the computer with your cock in your hand is one thing, going through with it is something else which is how the OP reads to me."

Totally agree all ends up. Minus the bareback element it sounds like a fantasy of mine that i've been trying to fulfil for ages. Who gives a shit what's on the telly and what temperature it is outside...you never heard of a coat? Or thermals....what you think they would ruin the 'atmosphere' I hear you say???? Try it, do it well, if you don't enjoy it don't do it again.

Get a grip OP.

P.S. Timber it's THEIR not THERE.....I know I know spelling police alert (although no warrant card issued :P) but in capitals aswell.....you couldn't write this stuff

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

could of said mine turning the tv off its putting me off, sure they would of said ok before saying no talking lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

?

Take what you like from that, but the lack of erotic feeling, stiffeling stubborness to experiment or even allow someone to (literally) warm up, the ridiculous attitude, the stupid ignorance of bareback sex leading to risk of disease AND the overall unsexy atmoshere of these two told me never to play on my doorstep again.

Why did you go? as you knew what they wanted when agreeing to the meet?"

i must admit i was thinking this, all the way thro telling us what they wanted hes had a negative comment about it yet he still went

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By *AR1987Man  over a year ago

Sevenoaks

Well I thought it was funny!

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By *edangel_2013Woman  over a year ago

southend

So it went against everything you believe in, no talking, no foreplay, and no safe sex.

Yet you still attempted to stick your dick in it, and had it been hard, would have fucked her, and cum in her. And you still have safe sex only on your profile.

You are really making yourself seem special here!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

some couple somewhere on another site are reply to a bad meet thread.

they might write

our worst meet was some tool that knew the score, we spelt it out before he got here, turned up, kept talking, I had to tell him to shut the fuck more than once, couldn't get a fucking hard on, then left, he fucked up the whole night for my missus, he obviously has no idea how much work it took to set up and night of guys walking in one after the other,some travelled for it, he only had to walk round the corner. It wasn't for me it is my missus kink......

he really let her down !! must of been his first time, no fucking hard on what a let down, no wonder single guys got a bad rep !!!!

mate don't pretend to be something you are not......

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By *he_original_poloWoman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

One night I had a guy come around, he was fairly local and my request was as follows:

Do NOT talk to me.

The door will be open and I will be ready for you bent over the sofa.

I will have played with myself prior to your arrival so no foreplay, I’ll be wet and ready for fucking.

Text me once when you are outside in the car so I know to leave the door open.

Wait 5 minutes in the car. In this time you must wank to get yourself hard and put a condom on.

After 5 minutes, come to the house, walk straight in to the living room on your right, pull my knickers to the side and start fucking.

Do NOT talk to me!

As soon as you cum, leave!

Do NOT talk to me!

Throw the condom in the dustbin bin on the right of the door as you leave... if you want to.

It was awesome!

He did exactly what had been discussed and (judging by the text messages after) he fucking loved it.

But that’s what happens when people do what they are meant to do and actually want to do it.

I don't even like to imagine how gutted I'd have been if the guy who came around to my house had been like the OP.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"One night I had a guy come around, he was fairly local and my request was as follows:

Do NOT talk to me.

The door will be open and I will be ready for you bent over the sofa.

I will have played with myself prior to your arrival so no foreplay, I’ll be wet and ready for fucking.

Text me once when you are outside in the car so I know to leave the door open.

Wait 5 minutes in the car. In this time you must wank to get yourself hard and put a condom on.

After 5 minutes, come to the house, walk straight in to the living room on your right, pull my knickers to the side and start fucking.

Do NOT talk to me!

As soon as you cum, leave!

Do NOT talk to me!

Throw the condom in the dustbin bin on the right of the door as you leave... if you want to.

It was awesome!

He did exactly what had been discussed and (judging by the text messages after) he fucking loved it.

But that’s what happens when people do what they are meant to do and actually want to do it.

I don't even like to imagine how gutted I'd have been if the guy who came around to my house had been like the OP."

Fuck a duck.....more people like ^^^^^^ please fabs :P

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Wow. I feel like a rabbit in the headlights. I thought sharing a bad experience with others would make it easier for first timers to predict the pros and cons of swinging outside of their comfort zone. And yet, of course, I get lots of abuse.

But I forgot, this is a forum. Everyone has opinions.

In my defence, this was several years ago, I knew very little about meeting couples. I was under the impression everybody I'd meet would be nice. It started on the texts like several other meets I'd had which all turned out fine ("Would you like to come round and fuck her?") It was on the way there it all went tits up with rules suddenly added to the mix. I *could* have given up and gone home but this was my first time dealing with people who just wanted emotionless sex and nothing else, all previous experiences had been with people who at least said 'Hi' first, offered tea, allowed me to get warm (it was 3 Degrees, yes I had a coat on!). My first thought would be she'd scream if I touched her with cold hands, not 'I'd better not say anything in case I break their rules.'

I used a condom because I refuse to have unprotected sex with a stranger (I'm sorry if any of you misinterpreted that). This wasnt even mentioned before, I was under the misunderstanding that people had safe sex as standard! I wasn't fully hard because it was freezing outside and they didn't invite me in when I arrived (they made me wait out in the cold until they were ready) and then presented me with an incredibly unsexy situation. Call me old fashioned but I'd have at least liked to have seen the girl's face.

This was my first and last meet of this type. I won't be going to anymore - I certainly won't be invited to any either, thats for sure! Didn't expect wine and candles, but even in swing clubs, the bare minimum is a quick introduction, a "how are you?" and then "fancy a play?" and even then I'd call that fast. That's my limit and I see now that anything faster, more production-line or unemotional just does nothing for me. If it turned them on, they had a bizarre way of showing it.

It was my worse experience because I realised it wasn't what I wanted from swinging (the lady that pooed the bed was a year earlier: amazingly, that was preferable).

I can see it from their perspective but I don't sympathise with them for a second: to stay hard at that temperature, with robotic responses from the guests and with the highly unsexy news headlines being broadcast beside us at a deafening level is practically impossible. I like sex to be a sociable event, the deeper I got in to that situation, the less it looked like what I wanted, in spite of initial signs. Being treated like a reject before you even get in the house may turn some guys on and gear them up for sex, not me. If you can achieve this, good luck to you...I know a couple who would live to hear from you.

I've written two huge posts on this and I'm as bored of writing about it as you are of reading it. A mistake was made, I've learnt a lot from it. But I've learnt even more about posting a thread about it on an opening minded swinger's site.

Ok, carry on arguing.

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By *ugby 123Couple  over a year ago
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O o O oo


"Wow. I feel like a rabbit in the headlights. I thought sharing a bad experience with others would make it easier for first timers to predict the pros and cons of swinging outside of their comfort zone. And yet, of course, I get lots of abuse.

But I forgot, this is a forum. Everyone has opinions.

Ok, carry on arguing.

"

You didn't get abuse.

I can't see anyone arguing.

I can however see people commenting on your OP.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


""A MEET FROM HELL"

it might of been your worst meet ever?but it made great reading and some really funny moments, a meet from HELL"but you raised some serious points and reminders about the importance of safe fun for US ALL..thank you for sharing it. "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sadly this thread could have made great reading but like most others people have unnecessarily dissected, and ripped apart the only 2 postings that actually are "on topic"!

Shame on you."

Totally agree. You'd have thought the OP had asked "where did I go wrong?"

My understanding is that this was a thread to exchange experiences, and that was what I was looking forward to reading.

Yes, people will decide for themselves whether contributors had made a mistake, but there's no need to rip them apart in public like some have.

Like a bloody lynchmob

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By *horleytwoCouple  over a year ago

chorley

Talking of bad meets....

We were staying in a hotel on a weekend away recently and we put a meet today icon up, we duly selected a single male who had a couple of verifications and seemed ok. It was make clear we would already be stripped and playing when he arrived and he was to just strip off and join in, he was also told pics would be taken.

Throught the day he text us with saucy messages about how he was going to give Emma a really good fucking, by tyhetime the meet came we were both very turned on.

From pretty much the moment he joined us it was obvious he was all talk and despite Emmas amazing oral skills it just wasn't happening, after 20 mins or so we called time, his parting shot to us was "its never happened to me before"!

We were both left feeling let down and frustrated, some guys need to realise no matter how much they fantasise about it they are not cut out to be swingers.

We did not leave him a veri either, we do rely on them to some extent to prove a guy is at least up to the job and didn't want another couple to be as let down as we were.

A&E

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My OH arranges scenarios for me. They have included blindfold scenarios where I've been taken to unknown places and played with the guy keeping the blindfold on all the time. He was instructed not to talk to me.

We have arranged various other roleplay situations where the guy had to pretend to be a business client, all unbeknownst to me.

We've had scenarios in woods where a guy has accidentally found me and the OH having sex and joined in.

We have had scenarios where me and the OH have been in hotel rooms and the door has been left ajar for the guy to let himself in, get undressed, slip a condom on and take over from my OH.

All of these scenarios are planned with great precision by my OH and the guys are versed in exactly what is required of them. For it to work there can be confusion, guys must be crystal clear on the scenario, otherwise its a waste of time for all concerned

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My story is more about a meet that my friend arranged. I was sharing a hotel room with her for a social. She decided on the day of the social to take a newbie from this site and had invited him to stay over in our hotel room. Seeing as our hotel room had a double bed and a single I had no problem with this. Anyhow I got back to the hotel after being at work to this guy being there. He proceeded to ignore my friend then and be all over me. Well we went onto the social and he did his best to be rude to everyone who spoke to me or paid me attention. FFS he wasn't with me. He was just a complete prat. Against my better judgement I decided to still let him come back to the room. By then my friend wasnt interested in him. So being courteous, yes big mistake. I thought it best to still honour the promise of him being able to sleep over. His belongings were still back in our room anyhow. So he got in one bed and my friend and I in the other. He was just a complete and utter twunt. In the end all my manners went out of the window and I got him by the scruff of the neck and showed him the door and told him to do one.

Lots of lessons learnt that night and yes I do realise alot of the problems I could have avoided. But hey ho, you live and learn from your mistakes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mine is the lady with the andrex stuck up her flu. Never good

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Mine is the lady with the andrex stuck up her flu. Never good "
with the cardboard tube bit as well??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Mine is the lady with the andrex stuck up her flu. Never good "

as long as the andrex puppy wasnt about

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Mine is the lady with the andrex stuck up her flu. Never good

as long as the andrex puppy wasnt about "

No doggies just pussys

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple  over a year ago

hexham


"am not understanding this

it turned out to be a bad meet as it didn't meet your expectations

but you knew that upfront, so why go along anyway ?

just stay home and have a wank

we all have the chance to walk away

you were given 'danger signs' yet you chose to proceed

sounds like your powers of rational thought were lost with a hard on and a full sack to me !

the reason the meet was bad was you, not the couple

you chose to play with people whose limits were set higher than yours "

This....i am very confused as to why you went as it clearly wasnt what you wanted...your objection seemed to be after hearing their rules they outrageously refused to change to accomdate you.

The idea of a man i havnt seen coming in and fucking me sounds incredibly horny...he could put the condom on in the hall...hearing him would be such a turn on...not speaking would add ti the sexiness of the whole thing...

And if u tried to go down on me when it was sex that had been arranged u woulf probably get a kick in the balls.

i feel sorry for the couple who were clear on what they wanted and met a judgemental fecker like you

Anyone fancy coming round and fucking me without speaking or me seeing their face?

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple  over a year ago

hexham


"Sadly this thread could have made great reading but like most others people have unnecessarily dissected, and ripped apart the only 2 postings that actually are "on topic"!

Shame on you."

ahhhh i forgot every poster is meant to be made to feel like a special snowflake who must never have their judgement questioned...

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By *ortheastcoupleukCouple  over a year ago

easington were the sun dont shine

our single fella meets over last few months have been she blindfolded fucking a toy the fella cums in watchs till she cums ,licks her till i nar shes ready i tell her to get on all fours every time the fella has been horny n hard fucked her then off he gans all in total silence apart from a few moans and her telling him to fuck her harder ,all the men know well in advance whats expected ,our last ne social we were only in hotel 20 mins when i told her she spent the rest of the night soaking

thing is when you post in here ppl all have different opinions so your gona get replys that you dont like thats why its a forum.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Mine is the lady with the andrex stuck up her flu. Never good

as long as the andrex puppy wasnt about "

a man in hartlepool got prosecuted for lets say doing things with his dog, and the name of the dog was andrex in the paper haha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

had the OP said

"bad meet story but because I sort of fucked up"

then I think the responses would be very different.

but it was put at the door of the others, and from my experience I cannot really see where they went wrong.

And there is never an excuse for not being able to get a hard on, either you are a player or not.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

And there is never an excuse for not being able to get a hard on, either you are a player or not.

"

what a very strange thing to say

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple  over a year ago

hexham


"

And there is never an excuse for not being able to get a hard on, either you are a player or not.

what a very strange thing to say "

i agree...and i have had lovely meets with men who havnt been able to get erect due to medical problems.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"there is never an excuse for not being able to get a hard on, either you are a player or not."
It'll happen to you one day.

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By *orkieLassCouple  over a year ago

York

Jem, can I visit it you in the small hours n roger u rigid?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

And there is never an excuse for not being able to get a hard on, either you are a player or not.

what a very strange thing to say

i agree...and i have had lovely meets with men who havnt been able to get erect due to medical problems.

"

or nerves, ive met guys who have been new to it all and not been able to get hard, but after stopping and having a drink etc they have been ok

not everyone has a bionic cock

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

And there is never an excuse for not being able to get a hard on, either you are a player or not.

what a very strange thing to say "

No it is not. If as a guy you put yourself forward for role play, IMHO you better be able to perform. The OP put himself up for a specific role play. He knew it was uncovered and he knew what was behind the door. He couldn't perform as the situation was too much for him.

The amount of guys on here that claim to be experienced etc,etc and who are not is unreal.

I have said it before and I'll say it again, you all go on about single bi girls being hard to find, (they are not BTW) but the people I play with who are into role play, all agree that good single guys who can perform are equally as hard to find.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"there is never an excuse for not being able to get a hard on, either you are a player or not.It'll happen to you one day."

Maybe but not because I am in a situation I cannot handle.

not because I am saying I so good I can handle anything, because I would not put myself and other people in a situation I know will be too much for me, and yes there are some I have turned down as it was not really my kink and therefore I was unlikely to enjoy it. and I don't want to do that to other people.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The only mistake the OP made was not backing out as soon as the word bareback was mentioned - perhaps he thought he might be able to convince them otherwise.

However, you can't reason with the insane and thats what anyone is who has bareback sex with total strangers.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My worst meet was yesterday...

Girl came over her pics looked ok and she had been verified. All good I thought...

Anyway she turned up and looked a bit of a state and then we got to my room well I never knew a girl could smell so bad

Body odour, really bad breath and the smell of someone that hadnt washed for a while and this was with clothes on

Didnt want her in the same room let alone having any fun.

I wondered about suggesting a shower but decided to do nothing

Eventually she took the hint and said she was going

Thank god I thought as I then set to work airing and cleaning my room

A lucky escape and really put off

Be careful guys!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My worst meet was yesterday...

Girl came over her pics looked ok and she had been verified. All good I thought...

Anyway she turned up and looked a bit of a state and then we got to my room well I never knew a girl could smell so bad

Body odour, really bad breath and the smell of someone that hadnt washed for a while and this was with clothes on

Didnt want her in the same room let alone having any fun.

I wondered about suggesting a shower but decided to do nothing

Eventually she took the hint and said she was going

Thank god I thought as I then set to work airing and cleaning my room

A lucky escape and really put off

Be careful guys!!"

That is so so bad ... i think if it was me i would have said somthing its not on . I cant stand people that smell .. yukk.

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By *empting Devil.Woman  over a year ago

Sheffield

"She looked a bit of a state" and you still took her back to your room!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

She was outside I couldnt have been that harsh and just turned around

Perhaps i should have...

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By *ridgestockCouple  over a year ago

derby


"

And there is never an excuse for not being able to get a hard on, either you are a player or not.

what a very strange thing to say

No it is not. If as a guy you put yourself forward for role play, IMHO you better be able to perform. The OP put himself up for a specific role play. He knew it was uncovered and he knew what was behind the door. He couldn't perform as the situation was too much for him.

The amount of guys on here that claim to be experienced etc,etc and who are not is unreal.

I have said it before and I'll say it again, you all go on about single bi girls being hard to find, (they are not BTW) but the people I play with who are into role play, all agree that good single guys who can perform are equally as hard to find.

very well said,many single men talk bollocks and perform bollocks

"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

i like to maintain my principles which is why i didnt meet this particular person, but after chatting and the usual a meet was arranged but it suddenly was decided it had to be bareback...i said i wasn't really cool with that i only play safe and what about birth control? her answer was and i quote "It's okay if i get pregnant, my husband and I will raise the baby like its our own, not to worry!''

how callous and creepy is that!?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"i like to maintain my principles which is why i didnt meet this particular person, but after chatting and the usual a meet was arranged but it suddenly was decided it had to be bareback...i said i wasn't really cool with that i only play safe and what about birth control? her answer was and i quote "It's okay if i get pregnant, my husband and I will raise the baby like its our own, not to worry!''

how callous and creepy is that!?"

Yes but unfortunately there are some people on here like that

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

this thread is still going on sheeez

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By *U1966Man  over a year ago

Devon

Agreed meet with couple from this site the wanted to meet late at night at their house when i arrived the female was totally pissed and he had been drinking aswell

when we started to play they told me they had invited a local taxi driver to come shag her aswell he turned and shagged her bareback and left i ended up wanking over her and leaving as soon as possible put me off late night meets

and they still keep contacting me run out of excuses for not meeting again

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Agreed meet with couple from this site the wanted to meet late at night at their house when i arrived the female was totally pissed and he had been drinking aswell

when we started to play they told me they had invited a local taxi driver to come shag her aswell he turned and shagged her bareback and left i ended up wanking over her and leaving as soon as possible put me off late night meets

and they still keep contacting me run out of excuses for not meeting again "

try the block button or saying erm NO

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I would not go through with meeting someone new as soon as I sense something is not right.

It could be just a throw away comment, strange unexplainable behaviour, attitude, etc. etc...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I would not go through with meeting someone new as soon as I sense something is not right.

It could be just a throw away comment, strange unexplainable behaviour, attitude, etc. etc...

"

i am the same

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"My worst meet was yesterday...

Girl came over her pics looked ok and she had been verified. All good I thought...

Anyway she turned up and looked a bit of a state and then we got to my room well I never knew a girl could smell so bad

Body odour, really bad breath and the smell of someone that hadnt washed for a while and this was with clothes on

Didnt want her in the same room let alone having any fun.

I wondered about suggesting a shower but decided to do nothing

Eventually she took the hint and said she was going

Thank god I thought as I then set to work airing and cleaning my room

A lucky escape and really put off

Be careful guys!!"

Your status made me smile. Best to change it , hey ?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"i like to maintain my principles which is why i didnt meet this particular person, but after chatting and the usual a meet was arranged but it suddenly was decided it had to be bareback...i said i wasn't really cool with that i only play safe and what about birth control? her answer was and i quote "It's okay if i get pregnant, my husband and I will raise the baby like its our own, not to worry!''

how callous and creepy is that!?"

It's also not legally true. Despite what they say - in the eyes of the law you would be the father and financially responsible.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"Agreed meet with couple from this site the wanted to meet late at night at their house when i arrived the female was totally pissed and he had been drinking aswell

when we started to play they told me they had invited a local taxi driver to come shag her aswell he turned and shagged her bareback and left i ended up wanking over her and leaving as soon as possible put me off late night meets

and they still keep contacting me run out of excuses for not meeting again "

I am not clear as to why YOU are avoiding THEM.

Watching a taxi driver 'shag' a d*unk woman.

Then YOU wanking over a d*unk woman is accepting what was going on.

Why wouldn't they think you want to do it again ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"The only mistake the OP made was not backing out as soon as the word bareback was mentioned - perhaps he thought he might be able to convince them otherwise.

However, you can't reason with the insane and thats what anyone is who has bareback sex with total strangers.

"

Exactly my point. I figured no-one will mind ME playing safe even if THEY want to die a death of a thousand boils with someone else. And I certainly did learn from it. And I certainly was wrong to have continued blindly onwards. But I was younger, more stupid and less experienced and so I did what any younger man with a full scrotum would do, I gripped my condoms and thought "I'm jolly well going to have sex tonight and I'm NOT doing it bareback."

The older me would think, "Fine, whatever, bye bye."

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

cant of been that much younger, you must of only been about 34 coz says you only been here a year and you say they dont have an account on here no more lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm starting a thread as, surprisingly, the other one had turned into an argument about racism. Shocker.

Anyway...worst meet ever. With a very local couple who are not on here anymore, I think they've split. They were only a few streets away from me and I didn't much lke the idea of them being someone I may have know. This was in February just before the snow. He wanted me to just walk in and start fucking his girlfriend who would be on all fours waiting for me, nothing said, no small talk. Sounded a bit weird but I thought I'd have a go.

First off they refused to show the sign I suggested they used to show that it really was their house (hang a t-shirt in the window, I said, to prove you're not sending me round a mate's house on a prank). Nothing odd about a t-shirt hanging on a curtain to passers by but it shows me I'm talking to the owner of the house that I've been texting. He said "I'll put a balloon in the window." Thats no good! I'm the one risking a thumping from a strange., It didnt prove he was inside the house he wanted me to walk into without knocking! I risked it even though it could have been a set up. On the way there I get a text saying "you realise it's bareback?"

I didnt want to prevent the chance of decent fuck so I politely suggested for his (and the girl he cares about's) sake he should start using condoms - as of tonight.

"But I like fucking her full of stranger's cum".?

"Im sure you do but she's not having mine if you've let a dozen guys who didn't even know they were HIV positive unload up her chuff in the last month." ...is what I wanted to say but I just ignored it. It was bloody cold outside and the temperature and the whole STD thing was making me decidedly unrandy. I looked through the window and saw the girl on all fours waiting. Which in itself is bad as that proves THE CURTAIN WAS OPEN for anyone to see in. I texted saying I was outside.

I got a text saying "Give me 5 mins. Can you look a bit more discrete?"?

"No," I thought. "Not really. If you dont want the neighbours looking, let me in, ya muppet."

Eventually he opened the door. They were both naked, she was exactly (EXACTLY, mind you!) as she appeared in the picture from their profile. Like she never moves from that spot.

"Hi." I said.

Nothing in return.?

He sat down on sofa as she started sucking him. I never once saw her face.?

Giant flat screen telly was playing....Po...porn??

No, Points West, BBC News! The grey face of Chris Vasher reading the headlines was going to watch us have sex. And he had the sound on!

"Ive got very cold hands I'm afraid," I said taking my clothes off.?

"No talking, mate."

Ok then.

I started kissing her bum. It was all I could do to try and turn myself on she had her head buried in his lap - yet didn't appear to even be sucking him. She was motionless.?

Her pussy was very warm as my hands were so cold. I'd just nibbled down to her pussy when he said:

"No kissing, mate, it's not..."

He didn't finish the sentance. Too luvvy duvvy, obviously. He expected me to walk in with an erection and fuck a faceless girl when it was 3 degrees C outside without any foreplay, no talking, Points West beside us, the threat of a sexual disease in my head AND (when I tried to put some lube on to help my flacid member in) "No lube!"

Fine. I patted her arse, put my clothes back on having barely got the tip in. Erection vanished.?

"Don't matter, we got someone else coming in a minute," he muttered.?

Good luck to him, I thought.?

"You don't do group meets by any chance do you?" (Something with a few less stupid rules, I meant.)

"No."

Ok. I left thinking that was five minutes of my life I'd never get back, plus the only time I'd ever stuck my penis into a woman that I hadn't seen the face of. Only to find her picture in my email later when I got back. Ah, I wouldn't have recognised her with her clothes on.

?

Take what you like from that, but the lack of erotic feeling, stiffeling stubborness to experiment or even allow someone to (literally) warm up, the ridiculous attitude, the stupid ignorance of bareback sex leading to risk of disease AND the overall unsexy atmoshere of these two told me never to play on my doorstep again."

Nightmare ... But it made me smile- it takes all sorts as they say

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sadly this thread could have made great reading but like most others people have unnecessarily dissected, and ripped apart the only 2 postings that actually are "on topic"!

Shame on you.

I thought this was a thread about the OP's worst ever meet

What would have made the thread really interesting is for a couple to post:

Our worst ever meet was with a single guy who just wouldn't listen. We were open with the guy about what we wanted...

- no talking

- no condoms (and even sent a text before he got here to make sure he knew)

- just come and fuck her

It was all meant to be a fun fantasy thing, me watching the news, my other half giving me a blow job and a guy walking in and fucking her without saying anything....we thought it would be a huge turn on! A stranger walking in off the street type roleplay.

First he wants us to look like a pair of chavs and hang clothing in the window

Next he complains he wants to wear a condom.

Then he starts peeping through the window and texting instead of just coming in as arranged.

We said she would be waiting on all fours (and she was) and he was to just come in and get in there and he had agreed to this.... but no... he starts talking and faffing about with lube. He didn't even have a hard-on. Then he starts asking about group session

Seriously why bither agreeing to something if you are just not interested in it? It spoilt our fantasy. "

Actually this makes more sense that the OP

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