"Anyone tried it? Would love to know your thoughts on it, I have just realised that it is a huge turn on for me."
I saw some videos of this about twenty years ago. Plus some of women farting in people's faces. Proper long guffs as well. Big in South America I believe, well these videos would have you believe that. Didn't do anything for me, the girls were very attractive though. |
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"Anyone tried it? Would love to know your thoughts on it, I have just realised that it is a huge turn on for me.
I saw some videos of this about twenty years ago. Plus some of women farting in people's faces. Proper long guffs as well. Big in South America I believe, well these videos would have you believe that. Didn't do anything for me, the girls were very attractive though."
This gives me an idea to fart on a cake and see if the cream blows into a guys face, that'd be hilarious.  |
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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago
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"Weirdest fet I’ve heard this year.
Please OP, are you attracted to a certain type of cake, like a big fat chocolate cake, or perhaps a Victoria spurge.
Is it the texture?"
Sponge.
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"Weirdest fet I’ve heard this year.
Please OP, are you attracted to a certain type of cake, like a big fat chocolate cake, or perhaps a Victoria spurge.
Is it the texture?"
I love fabs!
Is it texture or volume of cream?
Is this a sploshing thing?
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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago
Up on them there hills |
"Weirdest fet I’ve heard this year.
Please OP, are you attracted to a certain type of cake, like a big fat chocolate cake, or perhaps a Victoria spurge.
Is it the texture?
I love fabs!
Is it texture or volume of cream?
Is this a sploshing thing?
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Do you lust after Mary Berry? |
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"Weirdest fet I’ve heard this year.
Please OP, are you attracted to a certain type of cake, like a big fat chocolate cake, or perhaps a Victoria spurge.
Is it the texture?
I love fabs!
Is it texture or volume of cream?
Is this a sploshing thing?
Do you lust after Mary Berry?"
Well thanks for nothing. Ive got a pic of mary berry, nude, sitting on and farting into a tray of chiclate eclairs.  |
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"Weirdest fet I’ve heard this year.
Please OP, are you attracted to a certain type of cake, like a big fat chocolate cake, or perhaps a Victoria spurge.
Is it the texture?
I love fabs!
Is it texture or volume of cream?
Is this a sploshing thing?
Do you lust after Mary Berry?
Well thanks for nothing. Ive got a pic of mary berry, nude, sitting on and farting into a tray of chiclate eclairs. "
Mary Berry, hmmmm
Does she rock up with cake or eclairs 
And that's an epic mental image 
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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago
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"Weirdest fet I’ve heard this year.
Please OP, are you attracted to a certain type of cake, like a big fat chocolate cake, or perhaps a Victoria spurge.
Is it the texture?
I love fabs!
Is it texture or volume of cream?
Is this a sploshing thing?
Do you lust after Mary Berry?
Well thanks for nothing. Ive got a pic of mary berry, nude, sitting on and farting into a tray of chiclate eclairs.
Mary Berry, hmmmm
Does she rock up with cake or eclairs
And that's an epic mental image
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One that doesn’t evoke, sugar and spice and all things nice, think it’s the connection of farting and eclairs, sounds too much like a metaphor. |
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"One thing I liked was inserting a chilled mars bar into a lady and nibbling it out.
Are they mars bar cakes now?"
I've had Ferrero Rocher eaten out before  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"One thing I liked was inserting a chilled mars bar into a lady and nibbling it out.
Are they mars bar cakes now?
I've had Ferrero Rocher eaten out before
Was it not a bit scratchy??"
Nope. It didn't stay there for too long  |
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