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When you put it in such a way.....
Had you said, 'gifted mature gent with swaying, mesmerising balls...'...
But having read the title all I can think about now is you sliding forward in a chair and your balls getting caught under your arse and you castrating yourself.
That's gonna happen to my husband one day!!! LOL.
He'll be sitting on his own saggy balls and I'll be stepping on my saggy tits.
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By *lovisMan 43 weeks ago
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When you put it in such a way.....
Had you said, 'gifted mature gent with swaying, mesmerising balls...'...
But having read the title all I can think about now is you sliding forward in a chair and your balls getting caught under your arse and you castrating yourself.
That's gonna happen to my husband one day!!! LOL.
He'll be sitting on his own saggy balls and I'll be stepping on my saggy tits.
#growingoldwithdignity
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Sounds like the balls have hypn otic qualities..
"Look at my balls.....you're beginning to feel sleepy.." |
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Now I have visions of one of those executive desk toys with the line of clacking ball bearings on little wires. Newton's cradle?
We're all heading that way, chaps...
Well endowed silver foxes with magnificent clacking undercarriages xx |
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When you put it in such a way.....
Had you said, 'gifted mature gent with swaying, mesmerising balls...'...
But having read the title all I can think about now is you sliding forward in a chair and your balls getting caught under your arse and you castrating yourself.
That's gonna happen to my husband one day!!! LOL.
He'll be sitting on his own saggy balls and I'll be stepping on my saggy tits.
#growingoldwithdignity
Sounds like the balls have hypn otic qualities..
"Look at my balls.....you're beginning to feel sleepy..""
I tried using the H word above and the site didnt like it. Mesmerising was the best i could do. |
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When you put it in such a way.....
Had you said, 'gifted mature gent with swaying, mesmerising balls...'...
But having read the title all I can think about now is you sliding forward in a chair and your balls getting caught under your arse and you castrating yourself.
That's gonna happen to my husband one day!!! LOL.
He'll be sitting on his own saggy balls and I'll be stepping on my saggy tits.
#growingoldwithdignity
Sounds like the balls have hypn otic qualities..
"Look at my balls.....you're beginning to feel sleepy.."
I tried using the H word above and the site didnt like it. Mesmerising was the best i could do. "
Wow, i didn't realise that word was banned, or even a sexual thing. |
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