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Why are we running out of toilet paper?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Is it because when one person sneezes, hundred persons shit themselves?

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By *ikilovesCCouple over a year ago

village life, closest main town inverness

"Is it because when one person sneezes, hundred persons shit themselves?

Don't know about that but it's a blushing bugger when you're stood in the supermarket queue and your hay-fever kicks in and you have half a dozen sneezes in quick succession

Mind you, it certainly helps make sure everyone stays 2 meters away

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By *leaserforPleasureTV/TS over a year ago

Whitstable

What are all the bog roll bandits doing with their surplus rolls?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You would sooner let out a loud fart then a cough or sneeze nowadays

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By *indy1971TV/TS over a year ago

Brynmawr

"You would sooner let out a loud fart then a cough or sneeze nowadays

Never worried me , though the best ones are the silent ones

Where you let one go and walk off listening to people

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