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Just read a article in the mirror.
Sex in your house with someone from outside of your household is set to become illegal tomorrow.
The government is introducing new lockdown measures that prevent people from socialising (or gathering) with one person from outside of their household in a private space.... See the mirror article |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just read a article in the mirror.
Sex in your house with someone from outside of your household is set to become illegal tomorrow.
The government is introducing new lockdown measures that prevent people from socialising (or gathering) with one person from outside of their household in a private space.... See the mirror article "
But that's been the case since lockdown started? |
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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago
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"Just read a article in the mirror.
Sex in your house with someone from outside of your household is set to become illegal tomorrow.
The government is introducing new lockdown measures that prevent people from socialising (or gathering) with one person from outside of their household in a private space.... See the mirror article "
That's been the rules from the beginning of lockdown. |
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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago
Dudley |
"Just read a article in the mirror.
Sex in your house with someone from outside of your household is set to become illegal tomorrow.
The government is introducing new lockdown measures that prevent people from socialising (or gathering) with one person from outside of their household in a private space.... See the mirror article
But that's been the case since lockdown started?"
Lol beat me to it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just read a article in the mirror.
Sex in your house with someone from outside of your household is set to become illegal tomorrow.
The government is introducing new lockdown measures that prevent people from socialising (or gathering) with one person from outside of their household in a private space.... See the mirror article
But that's been the case since lockdown started?
Lol beat me to it "
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By *mmabluTV/TS
over a year ago
upton wirral |
"Just read a article in the mirror.
Sex in your house with someone from outside of your household is set to become illegal tomorrow.
The government is introducing new lockdown measures that prevent people from socialising (or gathering) with one person from outside of their household in a private space.... See the mirror article "
What a load of coblers lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How would they even police it? Dive out of the wardrobe mid shag with their handcuffs ready as nd their truncheon out?"
I'd love to dive out of a wardrobe with some cuffs and my love truncheon |
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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago
Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe |
"How would they even police it? Dive out of the wardrobe mid shag with their handcuffs ready as nd their truncheon out?"
Some people would pay good money fir that |
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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago
Dudley |
"How would they even police it? Dive out of the wardrobe mid shag with their handcuffs ready as nd their truncheon out?
I'd love to dive out of a wardrobe with some cuffs and my love truncheon "
I'd love for a hot guy to jump out of my wardrobe with a firm truncheon and handcuffs |
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By *estivalMan
over a year ago
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"can you imagine the old bill bursting in mid shag lol.look back over your shoulder and tell them to give ya another half hour
Don't you mean 30 seconds? "
nah i meant an hour i just didnt want to come across as big headed. |
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"Just read a article in the mirror.
Sex in your house with someone from outside of your household is set to become illegal tomorrow.
The government is introducing new lockdown measures that prevent people from socialising (or gathering) with one person from outside of their household in a private space.... See the mirror article "
Guess it must be a slow news day then if they resorted to this |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just read a article in the mirror.
Sex in your house with someone from outside of your household is set to become illegal tomorrow.
The government is introducing new lockdown measures that prevent people from socialising (or gathering) with one person from outside of their household in a private space.... See the mirror article "
You’re a bit of a worldie arent ya x |
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Is this part of the charge coming in from tomorrow that allows upto 6 people at your home in the outdoors area only, except that they can enter and exit via the building, for the purposes of access to the outdoors area.
Tomorrow's change doesn't include sex but is intended to only have visitors to be inside whilst they make their way to the outside.
All people still need to keep to the 2 meters rule whether inside or outside. |
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I would love to be sat in court and reading the civil prosecution papers
The journo has obviously got to find a story quickly so he headlines is article with the word SEX and he has a best read because sex sells and your all reading and commenting on this just to prove the point |
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By *ittleMissCaliWoman
over a year ago
trouble most likely, or creating it :) |
"Just read a article in the mirror.
Sex in your house with someone from outside of your household is set to become illegal tomorrow.
The government is introducing new lockdown measures that prevent people from socialising (or gathering) with one person from outside of their household in a private space.... See the mirror article "
.we havent been able to since the start... but I do think that they should have allowed you to meet one person by now.
Do they really think single people are not meeting others for sex . I think a report said that in the last 2 weeks.. less than 50% of the population was following the lockdown rules |
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"How would they even police it? Dive out of the wardrobe mid shag with their handcuffs ready as nd their truncheon out?"
I'd enjoy it if they do! Just adds to the kinkiness!
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"Just read a article in the mirror.
Sex in your house with someone from outside of your household is set to become illegal tomorrow.
The government is introducing new lockdown measures that prevent people from socialising (or gathering) with one person from outside of their household in a private space.... See the mirror article "
Pish as the say in Scotland. |
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"How would they even know. They have stopped even bothering on social distancing most of the time. "
Witchfinder General aka Commandant Dominic Cummings has vays of vinding out.
They have secret tech that monitors peoples sexual habits. On a clear night you can see the drones flying over head.
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"How would they even know. They have stopped even bothering on social distancing most of the time.
Witchfinder General aka Commandant Dominic Cummings has vays of vinding out.
They have secret tech that monitors peoples sexual habits. On a clear night you can see the drones flying over head.
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Yeah, smart door bells (ring) & smart devices in homes (Alexi,Siri etc), amazon's onto drones too with thermal imaging tech & plan to kindly inform you if you've left a window open at home & no one's home...for your safety of course. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just read a article in the mirror.
Sex in your house with someone from outside of your household is set to become illegal tomorrow.
The government is introducing new lockdown measures that prevent people from socialising (or gathering) with one person from outside of their household in a private space.... See the mirror article "
lol how they going to enforce that one........ maybe they can tap into your mobile phones and listen to you........ that may sound ridiculous but maybe they can    |
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over a year ago
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"How would they even police it? Dive out of the wardrobe mid shag with their handcuffs ready as nd their truncheon out?
I'd love to dive out of a wardrobe with some cuffs and my love truncheon "
Hhahahahha!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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actually this could also halt the alarming rise in population levels win win......... Romania has taken away the cockdown from today everything back to normal for them. |
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Yes, it's true, it's not legal to have a visitor in your home unless it's for a specific list of reasons and sex is not one of them.
I don't think it's actually a change but lawyers are saying the new regs are clearer on some points.
You can legally have sex with up to 5 people out of doors though (unless you come up against other laws about that). |
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". I think a report said that in the last 2 weeks.. less than 50% of the population was following the lockdown rules "
If that's the case that might explain why our continuing infection and death rates are so much higher than than other countries in Europe. |
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"Just read a article in the mirror.
Sex in your house with someone from outside of your household is set to become illegal tomorrow.
The government is introducing new lockdown measures that prevent people from socialising (or gathering) with one person from outside of their household in a private space.... See the mirror article "
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Worra loada bough locks......(!!?)
Do what thou wilt. (A. Crowley)
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Also in The Sun: https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/11752310/sex-illegal-coronavirus-lockdown-another-household/
If it is correct, then it puts Fab in a difficult position, in that if they relax their own current restrictions on meeeting would be condoning/promoting an illegal activity... |
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"Also in The Sun: https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/11752310/sex-illegal-coronavirus-lockdown-another-household/
If it is correct, then it puts Fab in a difficult position, in that if they relax their own current restrictions on meeeting would be condoning/promoting an illegal activity..."
Same shit from the same publisher.
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By *ittleMissCaliWoman
over a year ago
trouble most likely, or creating it :) |
"Yes, it's true, it's not legal to have a visitor in your home unless it's for a specific list of reasons and sex is not one of them.
I don't think it's actually a change but lawyers are saying the new regs are clearer on some points.
You can legally have sex with up to 5 people out of doors though (unless you come up against other laws about that)."
how can you legally have sex with 5 other people.... ??? |
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"Same shit from the same publisher.
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Wouldn't know, I don't read any newspapers, just followed a link fron another site...
....but the official legislation being presented at 11:30am has been published: http://www.legislation.gov.uk/uksi/2020/558/pdfs/uksi_20200558_en.pdf
It's amendments to the existing temporary law, and Regulation 7 (starting on page 4) clarifies the exclusions to indoor 'gatherings' - anything not on that list will thereby be illegal... |
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By *atEvolutionCouple
over a year ago
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I wrote this in the other thread . . couldn't be arsed to remove the word Sun (spit) . . .
hahahaha - Can't believe you read the Sun. (spit)
Everybody knows it's still illegal to let strangers into your house (except for access to the garden). The Sun (spit) just added the word SEX because that's responsible journalism. The Same Clause makes it also illegal to murder a journalist not from your own household from within your own household. So. Please do that outside. |
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"I wrote this in the other thread . . couldn't be arsed to remove the word Sun (spit) . . .
hahahaha - Can't believe you read the Sun. (spit)
Everybody knows it's still illegal to let strangers into your house (except for access to the garden). The Sun (spit) just added the word SEX because that's responsible journalism. The Same Clause makes it also illegal to murder a journalist not from your own household from within your own household. So. Please do that outside. "
Why you getting yourself all worked up about the Sun (spit) Isn’t it the Mirror everyone is quoting. |
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By *atEvolutionCouple
over a year ago
atlantisEVOLUTION Swingers Club. Stoke. |
"I wrote this in the other thread . . couldn't be arsed to remove the word Sun (spit) . . .
hahahaha - Can't believe you read the Sun. (spit)
Everybody knows it's still illegal to let strangers into your house (except for access to the garden). The Sun (spit) just added the word SEX because that's responsible journalism. The Same Clause makes it also illegal to murder a journalist not from your own household from within your own household. So. Please do that outside.
Why you getting yourself all worked up about the Sun (spit) Isn’t it the Mirror everyone is quoting. "
Why not read the first sentence? |
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"I wrote this in the other thread . . couldn't be arsed to remove the word Sun (spit) . . .
hahahaha - Can't believe you read the Sun. (spit)
Everybody knows it's still illegal to let strangers into your house (except for access to the garden). The Sun (spit) just added the word SEX because that's responsible journalism. The Same Clause makes it also illegal to murder a journalist not from your own household from within your own household. So. Please do that outside.
Why you getting yourself all worked up about the Sun (spit) Isn’t it the Mirror everyone is quoting.
Why not read the first sentence?"
The Sun does not pollute my browser. I thought the Op is on about the mirror. So I got a little confused as to who has read the Sun. |
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By *atEvolutionCouple
over a year ago
atlantisEVOLUTION Swingers Club. Stoke. |
"I wrote this in the other thread . . couldn't be arsed to remove the word Sun (spit) . . .
hahahaha - Can't believe you read the Sun. (spit)
Everybody knows it's still illegal to let strangers into your house (except for access to the garden). The Sun (spit) just added the word SEX because that's responsible journalism. The Same Clause makes it also illegal to murder a journalist not from your own household from within your own household. So. Please do that outside.
Why you getting yourself all worked up about the Sun (spit) Isn’t it the Mirror everyone is quoting.
Why not read the first sentence?
The Sun does not pollute my browser. I thought the Op is on about the mirror. So I got a little confused as to who has read the Sun. "
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"Same shit from the same publisher.
Wouldn't know, I don't read any newspapers, just followed a link fron another site...
....but the official legislation being presented at 11:30am has been published: http://www.legislation.gov.uk/uksi/2020/558/pdfs/uksi_20200558_en.pdf
It's amendments to the existing temporary law, and Regulation 7 (starting on page 4) clarifies the exclusions to indoor 'gatherings' - anything not on that list will thereby be illegal..."
Yea I'm not a fan of chip wrappers either.
In all honesty I can't see anything happening with this.
People already know how to easily flaunt the rules. |
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"Yes, it's true, it's not legal to have a visitor in your home unless it's for a specific list of reasons and sex is not one of them.
I don't think it's actually a change but lawyers are saying the new regs are clearer on some points.
You can legally have sex with up to 5 people out of doors though (unless you come up against other laws about that). how can you legally have sex with 5 other people.... ???"
Actually, if you are a couple it's only four.
The new regs allow gatherings of up to 6 people out of doors.
They also define 'gathering' for legal purposes. |
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". I think a report said that in the last 2 weeks.. less than 50% of the population was following the lockdown rules
If that's the case that might explain why our continuing infection and death rates are so much higher than than other countries in Europe."
It wouldn't explain why they are still falling.
And what they didn't tell you is most if those 50% were working so could not be locked down |
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By *js77Man
over a year ago
Liverpool |
Surprised nobody has mentioned the obvious loophole in the regulation. It advises that meeting in a household for the purpose of socialising is not permitted, working however is excluded. Therefore as long as you get paid for it, you're fine |
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By *ittleMissCaliWoman
over a year ago
trouble most likely, or creating it :) |
"Surprised nobody has mentioned the obvious loophole in the regulation. It advises that meeting in a household for the purpose of socialising is not permitted, working however is excluded. Therefore as long as you get paid for it, you're fine"
not sure you can manage from 2m though lol
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By *ilk_TreMan
over a year ago
Wherever the party is! |
"Surprised nobody has mentioned the obvious loophole in the regulation. It advises that meeting in a household for the purpose of socialising is not permitted, working however is excluded. Therefore as long as you get paid for it, you're fine"
So I can have an escort around my place then?  |
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"Just read a article in the mirror.
Sex in your house with someone from outside of your household is set to become illegal tomorrow.
The government is introducing new lockdown measures that prevent people from socialising (or gathering) with one person from outside of their household in a private space.... See the mirror article
.we havent been able to since the start... but I do think that they should have allowed you to meet one person by now.
Do they really think single people are not meeting others for sex . I think a report said that in the last 2 weeks.. less than 50% of the population was following the lockdown rules "
Judging by the number of 3sums + videos being posted they can't all be old videos! And the number of people advertising meets on their status many people are breaking the rules! |
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"Surprised nobody has mentioned the obvious loophole in the regulation. It advises that meeting in a household for the purpose of socialising is not permitted, working however is excluded. Therefore as long as you get paid for it, you're fine
So I can have an escort around my place then? "
At least one lawyer has said yes. As it's essential to an escort's work. |
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By *atEvolutionCouple
over a year ago
atlantisEVOLUTION Swingers Club. Stoke. |
"Surprised nobody has mentioned the obvious loophole in the regulation. It advises that meeting in a household for the purpose of socialising is not permitted, working however is excluded. Therefore as long as you get paid for it, you're fine
So I can have an escort around my place then? "
Reading the Regulations: It looks like you can lol.
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“7.—(1) During the emergency period, unless paragraph (2) applies, no person may participate in a gathering which takes place in a public or private place—
(d) the gathering is reasonably necessary— (i) for work purposes, or for the provision of voluntary or charitable services.
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By *ittleMissCaliWoman
over a year ago
trouble most likely, or creating it :) |
"Surprised nobody has mentioned the obvious loophole in the regulation. It advises that meeting in a household for the purpose of socialising is not permitted, working however is excluded. Therefore as long as you get paid for it, you're fine
So I can have an escort around my place then?
At least one lawyer has said yes. As it's essential to an escort's work."
as long as social distancing is maintained |
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". I think a report said that in the last 2 weeks.. less than 50% of the population was following the lockdown rules
If that's the case that might explain why our continuing infection and death rates are so much higher than than other countries in Europe.
It wouldn't explain why they are still falling.
And what they didn't tell you is most if those 50% were working so could not be locked down"
UK is 5th from the bottom of the list of countries meeting the WHO criteria for lifting the lockdown, just above Syria. Published by researchers from Oxford University.
Have heard a number of reports that undertakers and NHS hospitals are preparing for a busy July and August.
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By *ittleMissCaliWoman
over a year ago
trouble most likely, or creating it :) |
". I think a report said that in the last 2 weeks.. less than 50% of the population was following the lockdown rules
If that's the case that might explain why our continuing infection and death rates are so much higher than than other countries in Europe.
It wouldn't explain why they are still falling.
And what they didn't tell you is most if those 50% were working so could not be locked down
UK is 5th from the bottom of the list of countries meeting the WHO criteria for lifting the lockdown, just above Syria. Published by researchers from Oxford University.
Have heard a number of reports that undertakers and NHS hospitals are preparing for a busy July and August.
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yet the virus rate of infection is still dropping despite increased testing. |
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Have heard a number of reports that undertakers and NHS hospitals are preparing for a busy July and August.
Must be the crazy cliff jumpers then as it's not the virus lol"
I'm sure you're much better informed than epidemiologists, so I bow to your certainty about the future. |
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Have heard a number of reports that undertakers and NHS hospitals are preparing for a busy July and August.
Must be the crazy cliff jumpers then as it's not the virus lol
I'm sure you're much better informed than epidemiologists, so I bow to your certainty about the future. "
What would epidemiologists know, they haven't the benefit of fab experts like us |
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Have heard a number of reports that undertakers and NHS hospitals are preparing for a busy July and August.
SAGE have said they think the UK will be free sometime later this year.
Must be the crazy cliff jumpers then as it's not the virus lol
I'm sure you're much better informed than epidemiologists, so I bow to your certainty about the future.
What would epidemiologists know, they haven't the benefit of fab experts like us"
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"How would they even know. They have stopped even bothering on social distancing most of the time. "
Don't know if someone said it but 5G...
Theoretically they could by tracking 3G and 4G location data at the towers and then crosschecking with previous data.
Practically they don't have the resources and nobody cares.
Besides, most people are just complying so that they won't get sick... |
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Have a think why this happened, the government relaxed lockdown and all I heard on the news and social media was about the confused statements, we don't know what to do, we don't understand the rules
Boris stood up amd said "use common sense" but still the questions were asked so the government gave a definitive to those that weren't capable of thinking and screwed the rest if us that have common sense ....
Of course it's completely unenforceable but those of us with common sense understand ...
Same with quarantine, the government said it wasn't necessary, then people complained and the media complained, guess what ? They decided to do quarantine. Now people are complaining about the quarantine and the media is against it ...
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By *ittleMissCaliWoman
over a year ago
trouble most likely, or creating it :) |
"so is exposing yourself in public but if you look at most people's pics and vids it doesn't stop them "
getting naked outside isnt illegal neither is sex as long as it doesnt offend anyone. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"so is exposing yourself in public but if you look at most people's pics and vids it doesn't stop them getting naked outside isnt illegal neither is sex as long as it doesnt offend anyone. indecent exposure is against the law i seem to recall
It is against the Law but if you expose to strangers and if they complain, but if you stay discrete then or visit a nudist beach ,it's not .
The current Law is about social distancing."
i know my point is not about what law or who it refers to but that many things are illegal and many people here cross that line, i don't care one way or the other what people do, i think it is down to how they perceive something until a child walks around the aisle at a supermarket or out of changing room in shoe shop or out of the trees in the local park many people wouldn't blink an eye, i go to nudist beaches and see sex performed unashamedly where people dressed people are walking their dogs with family members i don't think its right and its certainly not legal but it doesn't phase me i know it happens but its not about me, its about others, we are talking about using the law to make others feel guilty, to make others turn whistle blower, i personally don't know anyone in over two months who has been ill with the virus i appreciate many have been but this is a virus with no cure as yet the flu is a virus with no cure as yet, I've stayed secluded for over two months abiding by the farcical distancing rules that it appears many people disregard and now another farce its illegal to have sex in your own home lol. ok so a couple both working at this time in jobs that require them to interact with people at less than 2m say for example supermarket workers go home and get into bed and have sex is that illegal? |
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By *ittleMissCaliWoman
over a year ago
trouble most likely, or creating it :) |
"I wasn't really paying attention but I think that you can now have sex with up to 6 people in your garden."
not unless you have a 2 and a bit length cock. As you still have to maintain social distancing x
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By *ittleMissCaliWoman
over a year ago
trouble most likely, or creating it :) |
"It's the mirror. Do you have a factual source? Wouldn't wipe my arse on the mirror, it's already covered in shit. "
it is actually a law but it doesnt specifically mention sex. Just that it's illegal to have another person in your private house
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"SSssh, Don't tell Boris, but I have a suspicion that folks have been going in and out of other folks houses for weeks now lol.
In the real world that is, not what you see on puppet media tv "
Don't be saying that, some people will have convulsions at the mere thought that anyone has been socialising lol |
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By *al2001Man
over a year ago
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"SSssh, Don't tell Boris, but I have a suspicion that folks have been going in and out of other folks houses for weeks now lol.
In the real world that is, not what you see on puppet media tv "
I have that suspicion too
The 50,000 deaths so far was a bit of a clue
And those deaths are in the real world too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So you can have a trade person in Yr home to do quotes and carry out work but can’t have people round Yr home to fuck with
What about fucking the guys who does the quotes/work for you ????????"
fuck it and see........ i think thats the saying |
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"So you can have a trade person in Yr home to do quotes and carry out work but can’t have people round Yr home to fuck with
What about fucking the guys who does the quotes/work for you ????????fuck it and see........ i think thats the saying "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How would they even police it? Dive out of the wardrobe mid shag with their handcuffs ready as nd their truncheon out?"
Mmmm. Did somebody mention handcuffs. Shagging & men in uniform?! Yes please!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i was on top of her just about to enter and low and behold a swat team came flying in the attic door and carted us both off naked, i was charged with breaking the rules and attempted entry, she was charged with trying to receive goods |
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"i was on top of her just about to enter and low and behold a swat team came flying in the attic door and carted us both off naked, i was charged with breaking the rules and attempted entry, she was charged with trying to receive goods "
Were they swollen goods? |
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"i was on top of her just about to enter and low and behold a swat team came flying in the attic door and carted us both off naked, i was charged with breaking the rules and attempted entry, she was charged with trying to receive goods
Were they swollen goods?lol oh yes the blanket they put me under was a tent "
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The government cannot stop you from having sex ,what they gonna do sit on your door step and see who goes in your house ,there is not enough police in the hole coutry lol we are the only country that has inforced it i think its a breach of human rights .. |
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"The government cannot stop you from having sex ,what they gonna do sit on your door step and see who goes in your house ,there is not enough police in the hole coutry lol we are the only country that has inforced it i think its a breach of human rights .."
yes but some big holes to be filled |
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"They said you'd better cum quietly. Lol"
Where’s the fun in that.
In all seriousness I can’t see how this was ever enforceable, a ban on sex is very Middle Ages esque. |
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"Just read a article in the mirror.
Sex in your house with someone from outside of your household is set to become illegal tomorrow.
The government is introducing new lockdown measures that prevent people from socialising (or gathering) with one person from outside of their household in a private space.... See the mirror article
But that's been the case since lockdown started?"
The difference is before, the advice given was in the positive i.e. they were advising what you can do. Now advice is in negative i.e telling us what we can't do.  |
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Funnily enough camped out in the garden one night with kids, left a tent up cos couldn't be bothered & gives my youngest a den...cops round snooping next night. Noisy buggers, wasn't even anyone in it.
But no you can't stop people having sex, it's a biological natural right never mind a human one and even the church can't get it's celibate members to sustain. |
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Can hear the judge now.....Carakiss12 you have been found guilty by a jury of your peers to 1O years solitary confinement for having sexual relations whilst under lockdown conditions. After which you'll be taken to the lake and dunked to see if you float. If you float Mr Cummings will jab you a hundred times with his trident. |
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